Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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An idea whose time has come.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (seven years ago) link

ac transit bus fight never4get

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:39 (seven years ago) link

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:43 (seven years ago) link

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:44 (seven years ago) link

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:45 (seven years ago) link

an avalolche, as it were

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:53 (seven years ago) link

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:09 (seven years ago) link

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:15 (seven years ago) link

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (seven years ago) link

my computer is still working on it...

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (seven years ago) link

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:21 (seven years ago) link

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:24 (seven years ago) link

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Grubby little future ingrates...

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:26 (seven years ago) link

i believe the children are our zingers

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) link

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:42 (seven years ago) link

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (seven years ago) link

are we lol'ing harder yet

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:54 (seven years ago) link

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (seven years ago) link

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) link

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (seven years ago) link

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (seven years ago) link

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (seven years ago) link

3:30

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (seven years ago) link

Hey ZS.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) link

Went to the Avatar store today.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) link

Got you a little something.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) link

Hang on. Where did I put it.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) link

Oh.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (seven years ago) link

Here it is.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (seven years ago) link

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (seven years ago) link

hahahahha
YES

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

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sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (seven years ago) link

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (seven years ago) link

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (seven years ago) link

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (seven years ago) link

the shackles of door delivery

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (seven years ago) link

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (seven years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (seven years ago) link

^ lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (seven years ago) link

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (seven years ago) link

It's a classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (seven years ago) link

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (seven years ago) link

loooooooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (seven years ago) link

What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (seven years ago) link

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (seven years ago) link

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (seven years ago) link

We’ll keep a lookout for your YouTube channel

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:06 (four months ago) link

wosop

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:42 (four months ago) link

wosop everybody in the house tonight

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:57 (four months ago) link

it's good to see boomba back on the wav, haven't seen him there in a while

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:58 (four months ago) link

WOSOP
WOSOP

jmm, Sunday, 25 August 2019 12:09 (four months ago) link

JMM OTM

alomar lines, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:14 (four months ago) link

wosop
BALLOON

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:15 (four months ago) link

Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb

— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019

big city slam (Spottie), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:23 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/xrgvgAyv1L

— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 13, 2019

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:27 (three months ago) link

Article about how that script is taking off...

Maybe it’s because it’s late at night and I’m tired but I’m in tears laughing over it

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:34 (three months ago) link

dying at that

brimstead, Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:54 (three months ago) link

not quite neal adams but it'll do in a pinch
also, this deserves inclusion here:

I came across this hilarious script by @KeatonPatti and got inspired pic.twitter.com/GpPXPv2SaZ

— Matt Shults Art (@ShultsArt) August 25, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:21 (three months ago) link

All this lil boy caught his mama nem having sex and this what he said it sound like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5bjojDC5xi

— Tia Tutt (@TheTiaTutt) October 16, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:15 (two months ago) link

Yikes

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 20 October 2019 21:39 (two months ago) link

also meme du jour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDahxpTQnI

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:35 (two months ago) link

this could go in twenty different threads and i may put it in twenty different threads but for the moment:
YOU'RE A COOOOOOOOOOL DUDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMkJ0Imn1Y

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 21:20 (two months ago) link

it took me a minute

omg no pic.twitter.com/JzMDVKtQAL

— megan YELI MVP brown (@thatgirlondeck) November 3, 2019

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 04:37 (two months ago) link

that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl' but justified

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:30 (two months ago) link

his little dance at 1:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4

del griffith, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:21 (two months ago) link

A+ correction pic.twitter.com/LveoknpEkG

— Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) November 22, 2019

silverfish, Friday, 22 November 2019 18:30 (one month ago) link

I made a commercial for my car do you think this will help the Craigslist views pic.twitter.com/tTLEe8uViS

— Christina Catherine Martinez (@xtina_catherine) November 15, 2019

cheese canopy (map), Friday, 22 November 2019 23:49 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3QlR98--A

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 5 December 2019 15:26 (one month ago) link

haha

pplains, Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:08 (one month ago) link

I needed that.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:08 (one month ago) link

^^^^

:D beautiful

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:11 (one month ago) link

extremely satisfying

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:14 (one month ago) link

I gather that this is pretty old and made the rounds years ago but here's to hoping this will be new to people other than just me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:28 (one month ago) link

Nice find! I thought of this the whole time:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dusip

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:33 (one month ago) link

oh boy

This is my new favorite tiktok pic.twitter.com/PuiX1NZryn

— kenjac (@JackKennedy) December 7, 2019

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 14:50 (one month ago) link

omg.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:14 (one month ago) link

Srsly, the world's largest retailer's aesthetic is becoming more and more influenced by the Chicago Max Headroom guy with every week.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:15 (one month ago) link

What am I not noticing in there?

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:21 (one month ago) link

I think the video shows someone using their feet to play.

brownie, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:22 (one month ago) link

Correct

Evan, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 16:24 (one month ago) link

if 80s cartoons were Scottish:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3098843836812027&id=156400551056385

StanM, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 18:55 (one month ago) link

Ronald Reagan’s assassination attempt but it has king of the hill music over it pic.twitter.com/LPTtoDc0JM

— Kayla 💛 (@kobcritic_) December 18, 2019

☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:08 (three weeks ago) link

lmao

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:14 (three weeks ago) link

the top 200 confessions of 2019 on @fesshole:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T1fXGmDyvQWnClkPxKSH_auVuiF3d0XIy7r07Oe-zcA/edit#gid=788171707

StanM, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:57 (two weeks ago) link

holy shit some of those are incredible

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:21 (two weeks ago) link

yikes at "cradled the poo"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:38 (two weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:38 (two weeks ago) link

THE AYES HAVE IT

mookieproof, Monday, 30 December 2019 18:40 (two weeks ago) link

129 is my favourite so far: "I have only ever been to Nando's once. I found it the least cheeky experience I have ever had , but told my friends at the time it was"

mark s, Monday, 30 December 2019 18:45 (two weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMoLPXZrpI
Cumulative lolz with lots of filler but quality high-points throughout
for some reason 12.01 killed me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:29 (two weeks ago) link

Yeah that kookaburra was too much. Second prize to the anchor who misread 'fed up' as 'effed up'.

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 January 2020 18:05 (two weeks ago) link

Ilana Glazer's comedy special is an instant classic. pic.twitter.com/gHQ2QQhbqO

— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) January 6, 2020

ingredience (map), Thursday, 9 January 2020 22:34 (one week ago) link


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