Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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An idea whose time has come.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (eight years ago) link

ac transit bus fight never4get

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:39 (eight years ago) link

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:43 (eight years ago) link

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:44 (eight years ago) link

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:45 (eight years ago) link

an avalolche, as it were

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:53 (eight years ago) link

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:09 (eight years ago) link

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:15 (eight years ago) link

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (eight years ago) link

my computer is still working on it...

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (eight years ago) link

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:21 (eight years ago) link

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:24 (eight years ago) link

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:25 (eight years ago) link

Grubby little future ingrates...

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:26 (eight years ago) link

i believe the children are our zingers

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (eight years ago) link

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:42 (eight years ago) link

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:43 (eight years ago) link

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (eight years ago) link

are we lol'ing harder yet

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:54 (eight years ago) link

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (eight years ago) link

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (eight years ago) link

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (eight years ago) link

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (eight years ago) link

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (eight years ago) link

3:30

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (eight years ago) link

Hey ZS.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (eight years ago) link

Went to the Avatar store today.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (eight years ago) link

Got you a little something.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (eight years ago) link

Hang on. Where did I put it.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (eight years ago) link

Oh.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (eight years ago) link

Here it is.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (eight years ago) link

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (eight years ago) link

hahahahha
YES

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (eight years ago) link

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

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sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (eight years ago) link

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (eight years ago) link

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (eight years ago) link

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (eight years ago) link

the shackles of door delivery

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (eight years ago) link

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (eight years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (eight years ago) link

^ lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (eight years ago) link

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (eight years ago) link

It's a classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (eight years ago) link

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (eight years ago) link

loooooooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (eight years ago) link

What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (eight years ago) link

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (eight years ago) link

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (eight years ago) link

loool

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:18 (seven months ago) link

sublime

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:19 (seven months ago) link

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student pic.twitter.com/QmrIaqsonq

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) January 17, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 1 February 2020 19:26 (seven months ago) link

Japan <3 pic.twitter.com/74TUUkhoiz

— MusicIsLife (@MusicIsPeople) February 10, 2020

Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Friday, 14 February 2020 08:37 (seven months ago) link

i love them

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 February 2020 18:55 (seven months ago) link

Here’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. pic.twitter.com/PdTouxopny

— Hart (@HartYT_) February 14, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:23 (seven months ago) link

i love them


Who are they?!

Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Friday, 14 February 2020 23:21 (seven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

Me trying to talk to people without sports pic.twitter.com/7GDNh7e8m4

— Dave (@baltimoredavey) March 12, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 13 March 2020 00:19 (six months ago) link

lol

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:30 (six months ago) link

did you ever... hang around a gymnasium

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:38 (six months ago) link

more lols

So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes pic.twitter.com/9ASpr8MntJ

— Jord/Jax (@JaxBladeFitness) March 17, 2020

andrew m., Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:14 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

olol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56WLqdD-7I

davey, Saturday, 25 April 2020 10:54 (five months ago) link

https://imgur.com/gallery/AnOS0Ot

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 22:07 (five months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNADKp1Vio

pplains, Thursday, 30 April 2020 02:38 (four months ago) link

that is just 😚👌

davey, Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:03 (four months ago) link

Green Book was a good movie. It's the best movie since Crash. 🔥🔥🔥

Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:05 (four months ago) link

Srsly tho brb killing myself rn.

Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:06 (four months ago) link

:D :D :D :D

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:31 (four months ago) link

wait until it gets to the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiRCsByOME

i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 3 May 2020 05:11 (four months ago) link

3:00

i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 3 May 2020 05:12 (four months ago) link

The ambient noise in that video was very calming.

Evan, Sunday, 3 May 2020 13:57 (four months ago) link

something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry

There's sometimes a furry.

jmm, Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:42 (four months ago) link

i completely missed that upon the first several viewings

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:08 (four months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfFCDZBADk

pplains, Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:53 (four months ago) link

irl lol

pomenitul, Sunday, 17 May 2020 20:05 (four months ago) link

oh that's terrible

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 May 2020 22:00 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

this made me lose any shit i may have had for five whole minutes

this fucking license plate brought me to tears pic.twitter.com/jPYOWkFngg

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 12, 2020

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:18 (three months ago) link

um, that's a bad pun on it being an orange ram, right? Is there something funnier than that I'm missing?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 13 June 2020 05:52 (three months ago) link

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

pplains, Saturday, 13 June 2020 10:51 (three months ago) link

purdy truck doe

brian emo (rip van wanko), Saturday, 13 June 2020 13:56 (three months ago) link

This yahoo finance article about blockchain currencies somehow mistakenly got a headline about the porn industry
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/porn-industry-changed-during-coronavirus-130000705.html

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:02 (three months ago) link

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

looks like either a 516 or 518 area code on that sign, so probably not

i live in syracuse and i sort of feel like i would have seen that truck driving around if it was here (not that syracuse is tiny or anything, it'd just be hard to forget "ORAMGE")

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:55 (three months ago) link

Haha, opened that thread up and

this wasn’t taken in syracuse 😭😭😭

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 13, 2020

pplains, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:17 (three months ago) link

Not to keep pushing all gas no brake but this is like the human version of the comments section of every thread on r/elonmusk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_jsS_JnMY

DJI, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:33 (three months ago) link

halo or COD?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:53 (three months ago) link

Really enjoy AGNB's all-of-America-as-heavy-metal-parking-lot takes. Could actually do without Vic Berger ripoff zooms

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 02:00 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂

Gets better with every view 😭 pic.twitter.com/cJQV9Xcg7i

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) August 24, 2020

peace, man, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:26 (one month ago) link

We are truly blessed that he was able to see the humor on this and shared it with the world.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:35 (one month ago) link

Robert Plant's really let himself go

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:39 (one month ago) link

dog otm

the burrito that defined a generation, Monday, 24 August 2020 22:40 (one month ago) link

Bomboclaat pic.twitter.com/b2JgdtMxnU

— CAPTION IT ! (@captionation1) April 2, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:53 (one month ago) link

eating brunch but make it fashion ^o^

davey, Sunday, 30 August 2020 23:01 (four weeks ago) link

Idk why but this shit is mad funny pic.twitter.com/N6yRndg42J

— Barmelo Xanthony (@Actn_jcksn) September 1, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:37 (four weeks ago) link

love the algreens classic "take me to the snack aisle"

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:16 (four weeks ago) link

So Tired of Being In Line

pplains, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 23:25 (four weeks ago) link

“do you have something to mend my broken heart?”

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 11:17 (three weeks ago) link

Call Me (When My Prescription is Ready)

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:33 (three weeks ago) link

Let's Stay Together (After We Leave Walgreens)

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:41 (three weeks ago) link


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