Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

An idea whose time has come.

ac transit bus fight never4get

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

an avalolche, as it were

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

my computer is still working on it...

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

Grubby little future ingrates...

i believe the children are our zingers

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

are we lol'ing harder yet

http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

3:30

Hey ZS.

Went to the Avatar store today.

Got you a little something.

Hang on. Where did I put it.

Oh.

Here it is.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

hahahahha
YES

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

the shackles of door delivery

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

^ lol

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

It's a classic.

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg

loooooooool

What?!

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

"an early precursor"

haha

We’ll keep a lookout for your YouTube channel

wosop

wosop everybody in the house tonight

it's good to see boomba back on the wav, haven't seen him there in a while

WOSOP
WOSOP

JMM OTM

wosop
BALLOON

Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb

— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/xrgvgAyv1L

— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 13, 2019

Article about how that script is taking off...

Maybe it’s because it’s late at night and I’m tired but I’m in tears laughing over it

dying at that

not quite neal adams but it'll do in a pinch
also, this deserves inclusion here:

I came across this hilarious script by @KeatonPatti and got inspired pic.twitter.com/GpPXPv2SaZ

— Matt Shults Art (@ShultsArt) August 25, 2019

All this lil boy caught his mama nem having sex and this what he said it sound like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5bjojDC5xi

— Tia Tutt (@TheTiaTutt) October 16, 2019

Yikes

also meme du jour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDahxpTQnI

this could go in twenty different threads and i may put it in twenty different threads but for the moment:
YOU'RE A COOOOOOOOOOL DUDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMkJ0Imn1Y

it took me a minute

omg no pic.twitter.com/JzMDVKtQAL

— megan YELI MVP brown (@thatgirlondeck) November 3, 2019

that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl' but justified

his little dance at 1:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4

A+ correction pic.twitter.com/LveoknpEkG

— Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) November 22, 2019

I made a commercial for my car do you think this will help the Craigslist views pic.twitter.com/tTLEe8uViS

— Christina Catherine Martinez (@xtina_catherine) November 15, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3QlR98--A

haha

I needed that.

^^^^

:D beautiful

extremely satisfying

I gather that this is pretty old and made the rounds years ago but here's to hoping this will be new to people other than just me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

Nice find! I thought of this the whole time:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dusip

oh boy

This is my new favorite tiktok pic.twitter.com/PuiX1NZryn

— kenjac (@JackKennedy) December 7, 2019

Arnold says it best https://www.amazon.com/vdp/6f0642ddb9364427a2cb5e9fbb6a022c?ref=cm_sw_tw_r_lb_dt_iJIZHQoI68dIO

https://i.imgur.com/lJJXI5y.jpg

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3094971017199660&id=100000603771016

https://www.amazon.com/Neogeo-Mini-Pro-Player-Pack-Version/dp/B07L81PJKS/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=neo+geo+mini&qid=1576645944&sr=8-1

The video on this page got me

omg.

Srsly, the world's largest retailer's aesthetic is becoming more and more influenced by the Chicago Max Headroom guy with every week.

What am I not noticing in there?

I think the video shows someone using their feet to play.

Correct

if 80s cartoons were Scottish:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3098843836812027&id=156400551056385

Ronald Reagan’s assassination attempt but it has king of the hill music over it pic.twitter.com/LPTtoDc0JM

— Kayla 💛 (@kobcritic_) December 18, 2019

lmao

the top 200 confessions of 2019 on @fesshole:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T1fXGmDyvQWnClkPxKSH_auVuiF3d0XIy7r07Oe-zcA/edit#gid=788171707

holy shit some of those are incredible

yikes at "cradled the poo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c

THE AYES HAVE IT

129 is my favourite so far: "I have only ever been to Nando's once. I found it the least cheeky experience I have ever had , but told my friends at the time it was"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMoLPXZrpI
Cumulative lolz with lots of filler but quality high-points throughout
for some reason 12.01 killed me

Yeah that kookaburra was too much. Second prize to the anchor who misread 'fed up' as 'effed up'.

A+ troll
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/only-an-adventurous-eater-has-tried?bfsource=bfocompareon&bfsource=bfocompareon

Ilana Glazer's comedy special is an instant classic. pic.twitter.com/gHQ2QQhbqO

— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) January 6, 2020