Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

An idea whose time has come.

ac transit bus fight never4get

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

an avalolche, as it were

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

my computer is still working on it...

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

Grubby little future ingrates...

i believe the children are our zingers

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

are we lol'ing harder yet

http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

3:30

Hey ZS.

Went to the Avatar store today.

Got you a little something.

Hang on. Where did I put it.

Oh.

Here it is.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

hahahahha
YES

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

the shackles of door delivery

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

^ lol

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

It's a classic.

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg

loooooooool

What?!

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

"an early precursor"

haha

his strangled "dahhhhh" at the beginning of that is 24 karat gold

that is the best

oh fuck

https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1794660_10156572280435304_6895432259658976137_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=3&_nc_sid=19026a&_nc_ohc=Y6vKukLqdK4AX86XlgA&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=f80a1869c2cb3f579a568ed58400fa80&oe=6049D94A

looks like Rubio was wrong

that was amazing

"rod ponton"
amazing

thanks to eric for posting this here as i was able to share it on the work-wide email list today before everyone sees it on facebook tomorrow

three people have already sent it to me

Easily the single most powerful interaction in the history of Facebook Camry owners groups pic.twitter.com/jjkW1Vvf87

— fitzy (@fivewaylogjam) February 15, 2021

Now that's a Facebook group.

This looks like something from Repo Man 2000.

https://i.imgur.com/gJwBSog.jpg

The most blasphemous Star Trek shitpost I have ever made or could possibly ever make. You've been warned. pic.twitter.com/hxQAYlzhxk

— David Lebo (@leboism) February 19, 2021

✔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEHHB6rnMI

^ go to minute 7 here, it is very special.

that weird little typing song she launches into (before the sunglasses go on and the costume change) is disturbingly similar to my "counting game" that i constantly played in my head through my adolescence. thank god i finally god the counting game out of my head, it is a nightmare

lmao!! amazing find

7:00: Okay, T-Bone! Time for some serious crunching!

I'm using Windows
Windows, Windows 386
So all my app-li-cations are running at once
My report right now, is scattered all over my desk
W-w-w-windows will pull these files together real quick
I got pieces in one spreadsheet
I got pieces in another
I got pieces that have never been close to one another
Some are in the da-ta-base where things are pretty stuffy
Some are in the word pro-cess-or, that's where it gets fluffy(?)
W-w-windows, W-w-windows, Windows 386
Will pull these parts together and do it mighty quick
I'll cut and paste, cut-and-paste until it's in Pagemaker
Then I'll slick it up to be T-Bone's heartbreaker.

(Linda takes off her clothes)

"Here's the spreadsheet data you asked for Linda..."

WILLIAM!

"Linda! Uh-oh. These are 1-2-3 files. That doesn't look like 1-2-3."

8:13 - It's Na-Na-Not!
1-2-2-2-3! But don't wo-rry Will-iam, just hand the disk to me!
BARK BARK BARK
I got! Several applications looking mighty slick
Running un-der Win-dows 386!
BARK BARK BARK
In one of the win-dows I've got 1-2-2-2-3
Running at the same time as the others, can't you see?
BARK BARK BARK
I can cut and paste your files in-to my report
Or I can make them look bet-ter with Mi-cro-soft Chart
Charts is Charts is Charts is what I got
CYMBAL SPLASH
Now I'm gonna show you how to make the thing look hot!
BARK

"I'm in accounting! Nothing ever looks hot!"

SYNTH SOLO

Stand! Back William, stand b-b-b-back
Windows 386! IS ON THE ATTACK!

CYMBAL SPLASH, SYNTH SOLO CONTINUES WITH VAGUE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE INTERPOLATIONS AND VINYL SCRATCHING

"Wooooooow..."

forks, i'm really sorry but we're going to need you to use your 386 to update that draft. we LOVE the hyphens, but there aren't enough of them! Linda's song should have hyphens between each-and-ev-e-ry-syll-a-ble. Due-by-end-of-Day!

w-w-w-why

So many urges to say out loud "MOM! Like, OMG stop! Ughhh seriously oh my GAWD mom please"

WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets. pic.twitter.com/IX5CrM6tep

— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 23, 2021

For a few seconds, the generic background music in this Reuters video sounds like it's going to resolve into a rendition of North American Scum. Just so you're not as disappointed as I was, let me tell you up front that it takes a different musical direction. But don't let that detract from your enjoyment of the rollerskating cops of Karachi.

Some serious Police Academy vibes in portions of that clip

a rollerblade jumping over a motorcycle forever

sorry but cops never equal lolz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8

pic.twitter.com/SqpRgdZf5E

— 𐑤𐑨 𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑐𐑦𐑵𐑩 (@la_polpino) March 16, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zb5gKw6q3o

I see your blessed vacation and raise you a helicopter ride pic.twitter.com/KUOaFpEGLD

— avery💝s data📝charts📈& finance💹✊🌹 (@averygrrl) October 28, 2020

ha, that's awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUJQxNj_jo

They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK

— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021

aaaagh

https://twitter.com/i/events/1389710145249157122?s=20

https://pbs.twimg.com/semantic_core_img/1389710415836319745/0H8K2G_M?format=jpg&name=small

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI-X4HldmQ

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2KhyGZXoAMEUsj?format=jpg&name=900x900

pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U

— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021

love it

Brilliant

I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?

Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.

yr no fun pplains

that was great

I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!

It's like a global version of this conversation.

https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196650252_10157712933096227_8941164341357829366_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ebY0GhmlITwAX_fqtrm&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=52147d4aa7171c7855e814f366b29f82&oe=60E86312

hee hee

who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm

— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018

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oh ffs, forks.

lmao i had to count

nice!

95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one

ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one