Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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An idea whose time has come.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

ac transit bus fight never4get

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

an avalolche, as it were

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

my computer is still working on it...

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

Grubby little future ingrates...

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

i believe the children are our zingers

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

are we lol'ing harder yet

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

3:30

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

Hey ZS.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Went to the Avatar store today.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Got you a little something.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Hang on. Where did I put it.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Oh.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Here it is.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahahahha
YES

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

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sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

the shackles of door delivery

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

^ lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

It's a classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

loooooooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

perhaps someone out there can settle this important debate, but i believe the answer must be somewhere in the middle of the two views expressed here

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:43 (ten months ago) Permalink

but i guess there's no way to find out - that's science

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:44 (ten months ago) Permalink

I suddenly feel the urge to buy that shirt - it's working! :-/

StanM, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:46 (ten months ago) Permalink

It is weird that the name of the moon that orbits Earth is simply The Moon.

Like, Earth should just be called Planet then.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:36 (ten months ago) Permalink

i knew it! i knew it! you were trying to take me down that road!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:45 (ten months ago) Permalink

Who's on first? What is the Moon?

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:47 (ten months ago) Permalink

Yes, exactly.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:47 (ten months ago) Permalink

'No, rat poison isn't food! It's...what is it, a snack, maybe? A breakfast?'
'If you can put it in your mouth and swallow it, how is it not a food? Hello!'

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:14 (ten months ago) Permalink

It is weird that the name of the moon that orbits Earth is simply The Moon.

Like, Earth should just be called Planet then.

*Adopts extreme sic voice* Well, actually the moon's proper name is Luna and the earth is Terra

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:24 (ten months ago) Permalink

no wonder battlestar galactica could never find it

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:25 (ten months ago) Permalink

Oh, y’all thought Barbara didn’t hit the 2nd verse?? YOU THOUGHT pic.twitter.com/rjoVhoS43R

— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) August 8, 2018

macropuente (map), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:55 (ten months ago) Permalink

love it

niels, Thursday, 9 August 2018 08:37 (ten months ago) Permalink

I was tempted to take a pass on that until I saw Missy Elliott tweet it herself yesterday.

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2018 10:43 (ten months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

So I’m leaving the gas station sitting in my car and this old lady is just staring and... pic.twitter.com/5cbGVOq6l9

— Brent (@BrentlyCoupe) August 27, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 00:55 (nine months ago) Permalink

friends, I lol'd

NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain.

Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/xAqZ3HtvHa

— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) August 26, 2018

davey, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:17 (nine months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g

Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:42 (seven months ago) Permalink

Crying

Fetchboy, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:51 (seven months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTTDlVAv4c

pplains, Sunday, 18 November 2018 01:45 (six months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ursltNhpNpc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:59 (five months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBjBXpAleig

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:06 (five months ago) Permalink

ok that was dumb AND great

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:22 (five months ago) Permalink

yeah i apologize/am proud

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:43 (five months ago) Permalink

i had to look up what coaster that was! quite a drop

rip van wanko, Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:49 (five months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

jfc, that's why you host a "party" and ask for "donations." Amateurs.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:24 (four months ago) Permalink

astounding

BRUH WTF IS GOING ON HERE LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/SyhRwRoS0a

— Karl Alone 🐝 (@KarlAlon3) February 12, 2019

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 17 February 2019 21:25 (four months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/Z9AkdXfRMh

— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019

DJI, Monday, 18 March 2019 19:25 (two months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEYfEnfJw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:47 (two months ago) Permalink

sorry to post my own tweet but it's the fastest way to show this important edit

Gotta appreciate youtube's 25% speed option pic.twitter.com/GAFeFNVogw

— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) March 19, 2019

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:57 (two months ago) Permalink

love it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (two months ago) Permalink

Isn't that the audio from the similar deer spook video?

Evan, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:19 (two months ago) Permalink

that's the joke! maybe too obscure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUINFs1Sp94

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:25 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY

DJI, Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:51 (two months ago) Permalink

That's...amazing.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:13 (two months ago) Permalink

lol

ogmor, Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:57 (two months ago) Permalink

Amazing

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 April 2019 00:07 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://imgur.com/F8ALuTG

pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:29 (two weeks ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/F8ALuTG.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:30 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Gonna ride till i cant no more

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:50 (two weeks ago) Permalink

'last train to horneytown', the driver said, while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with all three passengers

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 05:08 (two weeks ago) Permalink

"where ya headed?"

"uh...horneytown rd."

"me too, brother."

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:24 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Looked it up, and yes, it does intersect with Hedgecock Rd.

pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 13:47 (two weeks ago) Permalink

"horneytown, the stop is horneytown"

"horneytown?"

"yes sir, horneytown. it''s a peaceful, restful place, where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure"

andrew m., Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:10 (one week ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/plZG4sm.png

big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 16:07 (one week ago) Permalink

"you forgot the part where Corgan saw a reptilian shape shift into a human"

Fetchboy, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:43 (one week ago) Permalink

I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy....

"Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" pic.twitter.com/A7Wt5MXP39

— Zane Golia (@zbgolia) June 11, 2019

jmm, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:42 (five days ago) Permalink

that reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 June 2019 21:24 (three days ago) Permalink


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