Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

An idea whose time has come.

ac transit bus fight never4get

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

an avalolche, as it were

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

my computer is still working on it...

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

Grubby little future ingrates...

i believe the children are our zingers

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

are we lol'ing harder yet

http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

3:30

Hey ZS.

Went to the Avatar store today.

Got you a little something.

Hang on. Where did I put it.

Oh.

Here it is.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

hahahahha
YES

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

the shackles of door delivery

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

^ lol

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

It's a classic.

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg

loooooooool

What?!

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

"an early precursor"

haha

Srsly tho brb killing myself rn.

:D :D :D :D

wait until it gets to the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiRCsByOME

3:00

The ambient noise in that video was very calming.

something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry

There's sometimes a furry.

i completely missed that upon the first several viewings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfFCDZBADk

irl lol

oh that's terrible

this made me lose any shit i may have had for five whole minutes

this fucking license plate brought me to tears pic.twitter.com/jPYOWkFngg

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 12, 2020

um, that's a bad pun on it being an orange ram, right? Is there something funnier than that I'm missing?

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

purdy truck doe

This yahoo finance article about blockchain currencies somehow mistakenly got a headline about the porn industry
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/porn-industry-changed-during-coronavirus-130000705.html

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

looks like either a 516 or 518 area code on that sign, so probably not

i live in syracuse and i sort of feel like i would have seen that truck driving around if it was here (not that syracuse is tiny or anything, it'd just be hard to forget "ORAMGE")

Haha, opened that thread up and

this wasn’t taken in syracuse 😭😭😭

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 13, 2020

Not to keep pushing all gas no brake but this is like the human version of the comments section of every thread on r/elonmusk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_jsS_JnMY

halo or COD?

Really enjoy AGNB's all-of-America-as-heavy-metal-parking-lot takes. Could actually do without Vic Berger ripoff zooms

I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂

Gets better with every view 😭 pic.twitter.com/cJQV9Xcg7i

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) August 24, 2020

We are truly blessed that he was able to see the humor on this and shared it with the world.

Robert Plant's really let himself go

dog otm

Bomboclaat pic.twitter.com/b2JgdtMxnU

— CAPTION IT ! (@captionation1) April 2, 2020

eating brunch but make it fashion ^o^

Idk why but this shit is mad funny pic.twitter.com/N6yRndg42J

— Barmelo Xanthony (@Actn_jcksn) September 1, 2020

love the algreens classic "take me to the snack aisle"

So Tired of Being In Line

“do you have something to mend my broken heart?”

Call Me (When My Prescription is Ready)

Let's Stay Together (After We Leave Walgreens)

listen, i know this is a wheel of fortune mess-up clip but seriously

Please say sike LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/VTmQIVpmMw

— 𝙼𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚉, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚞𝚛𝚞 (@mamaztheguru) September 30, 2020

on the spot dicespin is a longtime classic, that kid ended up winning the game!

A play in three acts pic.twitter.com/fIm9PDGaDN

— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) October 21, 2020

my friend accidentally showed this image to a covid test site worker instead of his appointment number. just silently held it up against his closed window. https://t.co/5iJeAClYad

— Elena Saavedra Buckley (@elenasb_) October 19, 2020

take as old as time
booty and the beast

this is insane pic.twitter.com/KogLC9rpEy

— pj harvey keitel (@scott4listener) October 29, 2020

jesus, call the fbi on that guy

I'm 100% certain he's already on some sort of watchlist.

https://www.tiktok.com/@adinboyer/video/6888450826562555142

Huge respect to the car in front of me pic.twitter.com/LG4qypYKGn

— Jacob Geller (@yacobg42) October 31, 2020

how does he actually look like all of them pic.twitter.com/AjjUKhOCXi

— nadia (@nrasidi) November 16, 2020

trippy

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/135489004_10158946781446635_6470061056584725771_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=2&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=aaeHugdm39cAX9hWmP4&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=9ae9102787f493cfbe8045863d76010f&oe=601C5DD7

Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty” pic.twitter.com/A2e6rmroGD

— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) January 7, 2021

I love this

bahahaha. PWNED VIA GETTY!

pic.twitter.com/3EXAJuIsvP

— Radagast the Brown (@RadagastTBrown) January 12, 2021