Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

An idea whose time has come.

ac transit bus fight never4get

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

an avalolche, as it were

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

my computer is still working on it...

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

Grubby little future ingrates...

i believe the children are our zingers

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

are we lol'ing harder yet

http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

3:30

Hey ZS.

Went to the Avatar store today.

Got you a little something.

Hang on. Where did I put it.

Oh.

Here it is.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

hahahahha
YES

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

the shackles of door delivery

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

^ lol

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

It's a classic.

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg

loooooooool

What?!

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

"an early precursor"

haha

the top 200 confessions of 2019 on @fesshole:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T1fXGmDyvQWnClkPxKSH_auVuiF3d0XIy7r07Oe-zcA/edit#gid=788171707

holy shit some of those are incredible

yikes at "cradled the poo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c

THE AYES HAVE IT

129 is my favourite so far: "I have only ever been to Nando's once. I found it the least cheeky experience I have ever had , but told my friends at the time it was"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMoLPXZrpI
Cumulative lolz with lots of filler but quality high-points throughout
for some reason 12.01 killed me

Yeah that kookaburra was too much. Second prize to the anchor who misread 'fed up' as 'effed up'.

A+ troll
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/only-an-adventurous-eater-has-tried?bfsource=bfocompareon&bfsource=bfocompareon

Ilana Glazer's comedy special is an instant classic. pic.twitter.com/gHQ2QQhbqO

— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) January 6, 2020

Here’s something ridiculously cool from an art parade in Japan.

pic.twitter.com/hHm5XU0mfL

— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) January 30, 2020

amazing payoff

loool

sublime

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student pic.twitter.com/QmrIaqsonq

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) January 17, 2020

Japan <3 pic.twitter.com/74TUUkhoiz

— MusicIsLife (@MusicIsPeople) February 10, 2020

i love them

Here’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. pic.twitter.com/PdTouxopny

— Hart (@HartYT_) February 14, 2020

i love them

Me trying to talk to people without sports pic.twitter.com/7GDNh7e8m4

— Dave (@baltimoredavey) March 12, 2020

lol

did you ever... hang around a gymnasium

more lols

So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes pic.twitter.com/9ASpr8MntJ

— Jord/Jax (@JaxBladeFitness) March 17, 2020

olol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56WLqdD-7I

https://imgur.com/gallery/AnOS0Ot

lolz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNADKp1Vio

that is just 😚👌

Green Book was a good movie. It's the best movie since Crash. 🔥🔥🔥

Srsly tho brb killing myself rn.

:D :D :D :D

wait until it gets to the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiRCsByOME

3:00

The ambient noise in that video was very calming.

something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry

There's sometimes a furry.

i completely missed that upon the first several viewings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfFCDZBADk

irl lol

oh that's terrible

this made me lose any shit i may have had for five whole minutes

this fucking license plate brought me to tears pic.twitter.com/jPYOWkFngg

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 12, 2020

um, that's a bad pun on it being an orange ram, right? Is there something funnier than that I'm missing?

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

purdy truck doe

This yahoo finance article about blockchain currencies somehow mistakenly got a headline about the porn industry
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/porn-industry-changed-during-coronavirus-130000705.html

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

looks like either a 516 or 518 area code on that sign, so probably not

i live in syracuse and i sort of feel like i would have seen that truck driving around if it was here (not that syracuse is tiny or anything, it'd just be hard to forget "ORAMGE")

Haha, opened that thread up and

this wasn’t taken in syracuse 😭😭😭

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 13, 2020

Not to keep pushing all gas no brake but this is like the human version of the comments section of every thread on r/elonmusk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_jsS_JnMY

halo or COD?

Really enjoy AGNB's all-of-America-as-heavy-metal-parking-lot takes. Could actually do without Vic Berger ripoff zooms