Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

An idea whose time has come.

ac transit bus fight never4get

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

an avalolche, as it were

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

my computer is still working on it...

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

Grubby little future ingrates...

i believe the children are our zingers

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

are we lol'ing harder yet

http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

3:30

Hey ZS.

Went to the Avatar store today.

Got you a little something.

Hang on. Where did I put it.

Oh.

Here it is.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

hahahahha
YES

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

the shackles of door delivery

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

^ lol

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

It's a classic.

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg

loooooooool

What?!

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

"an early precursor"

haha

i think my favorite part of the video is how the demo actor hightails it out of the camera frame as soon as their role in the debacle is over

'and finally, step 523: wait 8 seconds and then turn the light back on. 1...2...3...*sounds of coat being put on*...4...5...*quickly receding footstep noises*...6....7....8 *door slams*

wait...that would mean they forgot to hit the light the last time because they were already out the door

well shit, gotta start the reset process over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULNUr0rvEc

you need a buddy and a pound each of red beets and fresh asparagus to factory reset your GE smart toilet

This clearly should've been a HowToBasic video.

to emil.y & bizarro: yes, House of Stairs has stuck with me for ages. Not to spoil the ending but it’s basically a hybrid of Rock Band and the video we’re all discussing here

pic.twitter.com/jxo5Yb87Xr

— Unusual Videos 🤔 (@UnusualVideos) July 19, 2019

pic.twitter.com/XWGTk9pTJL

— Drug Art (@Art_Relatable) July 31, 2019

a+, the true purpose for which extremely high framerate cameras were developed

https://i.imgur.com/LCS0qX6.jpg

[continues for 2,000 words]

still, it's good to see the editors at Conservapedia are keeping going

Took a picture of myself every day for 10 years. pic.twitter.com/3DYlEYAoXV

— Jack Bensinger (@JackBensinger) July 25, 2019

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEg11pHZhzI

https://i.imgur.com/Jbqbjmp.jpg

ahahahahaha

lolll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrc-AMjhrkY

if u couldn't find the 'people who seem to have figured out how to live' thread you should of asked, we would of helped u

oh don't think I didn't. it's for pictures, and this is a video. so you're welcome

p.s. wosop in the house tonight

WOSOOOOP

If, despite my persistent efforts, I do not become some pale simulacrum of this man over the next decade or so, please just bury me alive for I will basically already be dead.

We’ll keep a lookout for your YouTube channel

wosop

wosop everybody in the house tonight

it's good to see boomba back on the wav, haven't seen him there in a while

WOSOP
WOSOP

JMM OTM

wosop
BALLOON

Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb

— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/xrgvgAyv1L

— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 13, 2019

Article about how that script is taking off...

Maybe it’s because it’s late at night and I’m tired but I’m in tears laughing over it

dying at that

not quite neal adams but it'll do in a pinch
also, this deserves inclusion here:

I came across this hilarious script by @KeatonPatti and got inspired pic.twitter.com/GpPXPv2SaZ

— Matt Shults Art (@ShultsArt) August 25, 2019

All this lil boy caught his mama nem having sex and this what he said it sound like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5bjojDC5xi

— Tia Tutt (@TheTiaTutt) October 16, 2019

Yikes

also meme du jour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDahxpTQnI

this could go in twenty different threads and i may put it in twenty different threads but for the moment:
YOU'RE A COOOOOOOOOOL DUDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMkJ0Imn1Y

it took me a minute

omg no pic.twitter.com/JzMDVKtQAL

— megan YELI MVP brown (@thatgirlondeck) November 3, 2019

that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl' but justified

his little dance at 1:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4

A+ correction pic.twitter.com/LveoknpEkG

— Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) November 22, 2019

I made a commercial for my car do you think this will help the Craigslist views pic.twitter.com/tTLEe8uViS

— Christina Catherine Martinez (@xtina_catherine) November 15, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3QlR98--A

haha

I needed that.

^^^^

:D beautiful

extremely satisfying