An idea whose time has come.
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
ac transit bus fight never4get
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.heraeusamba.com/
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
an avalolche, as it were
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
my computer is still working on it...
no :(
but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
Grubby little future ingrates...
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
i believe the children are our zingers
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yuh im p certain future computers will be fine
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
are we lol'ing harder yet
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
GET OUT OF HER!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER
???
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
seriously better than the original:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link
sorry, i meant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
3:30
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
Hey ZS.
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
Went to the Avatar store today.
Got you a little something.
Hang on. Where did I put it.
Oh.
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
Here it is.
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png
hahahahhaYES
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago
AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link
tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
siri... burden a restaurant employeeI FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
the shackles of door delivery
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk
http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf
http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
^ lol
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
Wait - you guys have never seen that before?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
It's a classic.
i'm way behind on my bieber studies
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
loooooooool
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
What?!
― "Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
"an early precursor"
haha
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021
― i was too much listening to your accent (Spottie), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link
aaaagh
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/i/events/1389710145249157122?s=20
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 05:53 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/semantic_core_img/1389710415836319745/0H8K2G_M?format=jpg&name=small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI-X4HldmQ
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2KhyGZXoAMEUsj?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:10 (three years ago) link
love it
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link
Brilliant
― jmm, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?
Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link
yr no fun pplainsthat was great
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link
I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!
It's like a global version of this conversation.
https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196650252_10157712933096227_8941164341357829366_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ebY0GhmlITwAX_fqtrm&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=52147d4aa7171c7855e814f366b29f82&oe=60E86312
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link
hee hee
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 01:15 (three years ago) link
who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 July 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link
...
oh ffs, forks.
― pplains, Friday, 2 July 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
lmao i had to count
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link
nice!
95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link
ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link
Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-warn-public-not-approach-13230681
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
equal parts lol and O_o
love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
"It's def possible !"
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.
― pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link
How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc
― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 06:31 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSAp9sBzPbc
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link
u have to LOVE to WORK pic.twitter.com/fv5bb5fJpQ— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 9, 2022
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 10 March 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link
i'm literally the only one who posts anything to this graveyard of a thread anymore but i gotta put it somewhere
In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history. pic.twitter.com/rmV1vcB3LY— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 14, 2022
― (grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 15 August 2022 02:35 (two years ago) link
Lmao! That looks like a far side cartoon.
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:45 (two years ago) link
it totally does lmao
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:52 (two years ago) link
10/10 unicorns provenalso that Rick Astley pitch-bend makes it sound like Front 242 which is a very good thing
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 15 August 2022 07:08 (two years ago) link
lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (two years ago) link
Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link
considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link
https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 06:24 (one year ago) link
This is killing me
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:48 (one year ago) link
wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.
― brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (one year ago) link
Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (one year ago) link
The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit
― jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (one year ago) link
not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (one year ago) link
Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (seven months ago) link
He's the very best of us all
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (seven months ago) link
Hell yes
― brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (seven months ago) link
lol what
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (seven months ago) link
If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (seven months ago) link
it ain't happening
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (seven months ago) link
lol frog
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (seven months ago) link