Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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An idea whose time has come.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (ten years ago) link

ac transit bus fight never4get

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:39 (ten years ago) link

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:43 (ten years ago) link

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:44 (ten years ago) link

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:45 (ten years ago) link

an avalolche, as it were

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:53 (ten years ago) link

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:09 (ten years ago) link

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:15 (ten years ago) link

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (ten years ago) link

my computer is still working on it...

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (ten years ago) link

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:21 (ten years ago) link

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:24 (ten years ago) link

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:25 (ten years ago) link

Grubby little future ingrates...

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:26 (ten years ago) link

i believe the children are our zingers

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (ten years ago) link

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:42 (ten years ago) link

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:43 (ten years ago) link

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (ten years ago) link

are we lol'ing harder yet

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:54 (ten years ago) link

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (ten years ago) link

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (ten years ago) link

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (ten years ago) link

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (ten years ago) link

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (ten years ago) link

3:30

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (ten years ago) link

Hey ZS.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (ten years ago) link

Went to the Avatar store today.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (ten years ago) link

Got you a little something.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (ten years ago) link

Hang on. Where did I put it.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (ten years ago) link

Oh.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (ten years ago) link

Here it is.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (ten years ago) link

hahahahha
YES

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (ten years ago) link

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

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sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (ten years ago) link

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (ten years ago) link

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (ten years ago) link

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (ten years ago) link

the shackles of door delivery

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (ten years ago) link

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (ten years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (ten years ago) link

^ lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (ten years ago) link

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (ten years ago) link

It's a classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (ten years ago) link

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (ten years ago) link

loooooooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (ten years ago) link

What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (ten years ago) link

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (ten years ago) link

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (ten years ago) link

forks, i'm really sorry but we're going to need you to use your 386 to update that draft. we LOVE the hyphens, but there aren't enough of them! Linda's song should have hyphens between each-and-ev-e-ry-syll-a-ble. Due-by-end-of-Day!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:32 (one year ago) link

w-w-w-why

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:43 (one year ago) link

So many urges to say out loud "MOM! Like, OMG stop! Ughhh seriously oh my GAWD mom please"

Evan, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:01 (one year ago) link

WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets. pic.twitter.com/IX5CrM6tep

— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 23, 2021

For a few seconds, the generic background music in this Reuters video sounds like it's going to resolve into a rendition of North American Scum. Just so you're not as disappointed as I was, let me tell you up front that it takes a different musical direction. But don't let that detract from your enjoyment of the rollerskating cops of Karachi.

peace, man, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 12:43 (one year ago) link

Some serious Police Academy vibes in portions of that clip

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:09 (one year ago) link

a rollerblade jumping over a motorcycle forever

adam, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:51 (one year ago) link

sorry but cops never equal lolz

lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:32 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:40 (one year ago) link

pic.twitter.com/SqpRgdZf5E

— 𐑤𐑨 𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑐𐑦𐑵𐑩 (@la_polpino) March 16, 2021

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:59 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zb5gKw6q3o

n/a (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:28 (one year ago) link

I see your blessed vacation and raise you a helicopter ride pic.twitter.com/KUOaFpEGLD

— avery💝s data📝charts📈& finance💹✊🌹 (@averygrrl) October 28, 2020

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 March 2021 14:30 (one year ago) link

ha, that's awesome

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 29 March 2021 15:55 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUJQxNj_jo

DJI, Friday, 16 April 2021 17:22 (one year ago) link

They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK

— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021

i was too much listening to your accent (Spottie), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:11 (one year ago) link

aaaagh

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:32 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U

— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:10 (one year ago) link

love it

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:40 (one year ago) link

Brilliant

jmm, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:35 (one year ago) link

I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?

Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.

pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:36 (one year ago) link

yr no fun pplains

that was great

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:00 (one year ago) link

I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!

It's like a global version of this conversation.

https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg

pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 20:03 (one year ago) link

hee hee

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 01:15 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm

— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018

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oh ffs, forks.

pplains, Friday, 2 July 2021 21:48 (one year ago) link

lmao i had to count

class project pat (m bison), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:09 (one year ago) link

nice!

95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:59 (one year ago) link

ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:03 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:08 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

equal parts lol and O_o

love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU

— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:07 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x

— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021

silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:42 (ten months ago) link

"It's def possible !"

silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:43 (ten months ago) link

Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.

pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:33 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ

— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:10 (ten months ago) link

pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE

— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:38 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc

goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 06:31 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

u have to LOVE to WORK pic.twitter.com/fv5bb5fJpQ

— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 9, 2022

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 10 March 2022 00:07 (six months ago) link

five months pass...

i'm literally the only one who posts anything to this graveyard of a thread anymore but i gotta put it somewhere

In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history. pic.twitter.com/rmV1vcB3LY

— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 14, 2022

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 15 August 2022 02:35 (one month ago) link

Lmao! That looks like a far side cartoon.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:45 (one month ago) link

it totally does lmao

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:52 (one month ago) link

10/10 unicorns proven
also that Rick Astley pitch-bend makes it sound like Front 242 which is a very good thing

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 15 August 2022 07:08 (one month ago) link

lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you

pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3

— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022

Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (three weeks ago) link

considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (three weeks ago) link


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