Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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An idea whose time has come.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (six years ago) Permalink

ac transit bus fight never4get

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:39 (six years ago) Permalink

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:44 (six years ago) Permalink

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:45 (six years ago) Permalink

an avalolche, as it were

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:53 (six years ago) Permalink

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:09 (six years ago) Permalink

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:15 (six years ago) Permalink

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (six years ago) Permalink

my computer is still working on it...

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (six years ago) Permalink

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:21 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:24 (six years ago) Permalink

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:25 (six years ago) Permalink

Grubby little future ingrates...

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:26 (six years ago) Permalink

i believe the children are our zingers

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:42 (six years ago) Permalink

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:43 (six years ago) Permalink

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

are we lol'ing harder yet

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (six years ago) Permalink

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (six years ago) Permalink

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (six years ago) Permalink

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (six years ago) Permalink

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (six years ago) Permalink

3:30

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (six years ago) Permalink

Hey ZS.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (six years ago) Permalink

Went to the Avatar store today.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (six years ago) Permalink

Got you a little something.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (six years ago) Permalink

Hang on. Where did I put it.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (six years ago) Permalink

Here it is.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (six years ago) Permalink

hahahahha
YES

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (six years ago) Permalink

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

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sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (six years ago) Permalink

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (six years ago) Permalink

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (six years ago) Permalink

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (six years ago) Permalink

the shackles of door delivery

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (six years ago) Permalink

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (six years ago) Permalink

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (six years ago) Permalink

^ lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (six years ago) Permalink

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (six years ago) Permalink

It's a classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (six years ago) Permalink

loooooooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (six years ago) Permalink

What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (six years ago) Permalink

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (six years ago) Permalink

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (six years ago) Permalink

not familiar with the original but that mashup kicks ass

niels, Friday, 2 March 2018 11:17 (nine months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSkwY9EuP5E

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

there's no part of me that thinks this guy is actually a priest but it's still O_O

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:28 (nine months ago) Permalink

New READY PLAYER ONE trailer honestly makes it look really good. pic.twitter.com/SVfFqYFI0I

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) March 19, 2018

Moodles, Monday, 19 March 2018 20:28 (eight months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

i laughed!

http://stevereichiscalling.com/

scott seward, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 20:19 (eight months ago) Permalink

i love japan so, so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI

davey, Monday, 9 April 2018 08:00 (eight months ago) Permalink

OMG, what a hilarious and emotional rollercoaster

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 20:47 (eight months ago) Permalink

That was fairly incredible

JRN, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 21:14 (eight months ago) Permalink

LOOooo LOOOOOnng maaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaan

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 April 2018 02:51 (eight months ago) Permalink

Devin the Dude finessing the system 😂 pic.twitter.com/htIr49wubb

— 808s & Car Shakes (@808nCarShakes) April 21, 2018

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Sunday, 22 April 2018 05:55 (seven months ago) Permalink

haha, love that

niels, Sunday, 22 April 2018 20:19 (seven months ago) Permalink

Those Sakeru commercials are amazing

jmm, Sunday, 22 April 2018 20:36 (seven months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/j4TAa66.jpg

cr.ht (crüt), Saturday, 2 June 2018 01:00 (six months ago) Permalink

The child of Michael Stipe and Ed Harris’ showrunner in the Truman Show

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 June 2018 01:11 (six months ago) Permalink

THEY PUT OUR SCHOOL'S THERAPY DOG IN THE YEARBOOK pic.twitter.com/FYHMMcqddB

— Tinker Elle (@elle91) May 29, 2018

you bet, nancy (map), Sunday, 3 June 2018 04:53 (six months ago) Permalink

i cannot handle the school photo background and the dog's expression

you bet, nancy (map), Sunday, 3 June 2018 04:54 (six months ago) Permalink

I like Stanley

My daughter’s middle school has Stanley. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/stmbolWKg8

— Jennifer Levering (@JengyBowserMD) May 29, 2018

niels, Sunday, 3 June 2018 09:38 (six months ago) Permalink

lol @ "Stanley Therapy"

A Box of After Dinner Comics Shipped to Your House Each Month (seandalai), Sunday, 3 June 2018 17:57 (six months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuiwIFLKa2I

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 8 June 2018 22:05 (six months ago) Permalink

lol

gbx, Friday, 8 June 2018 22:29 (six months ago) Permalink

That dude might be scared, but he ain't chicken.

pplains, Saturday, 9 June 2018 00:47 (six months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/mv3Dkri.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 04:40 (five months ago) Permalink

lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 16:58 (five months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

this thread is six years old

https://j.gifs.com/2vBJkP.gif

del griffith, Saturday, 21 July 2018 23:43 (four months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfIhz7DiiuM

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:03 (four months ago) Permalink

Not sure of source but oh my god????? pic.twitter.com/7z87zRoUzO

— Kirsten Howard (@emotionalpedant) July 30, 2018

DJI, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 21:50 (four months ago) Permalink

^the best

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 21:57 (four months ago) Permalink

omg lololol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 23:19 (four months ago) Permalink

i've been laughing at this for 38 minutes pic.twitter.com/z9mCWiueB9

— xenomorph stan account (@NickNBeauty) August 8, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:42 (four months ago) Permalink

perhaps someone out there can settle this important debate, but i believe the answer must be somewhere in the middle of the two views expressed here

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:43 (four months ago) Permalink

but i guess there's no way to find out - that's science

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:44 (four months ago) Permalink

I suddenly feel the urge to buy that shirt - it's working! :-/

StanM, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:46 (four months ago) Permalink

It is weird that the name of the moon that orbits Earth is simply The Moon.

Like, Earth should just be called Planet then.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:36 (four months ago) Permalink

i knew it! i knew it! you were trying to take me down that road!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:45 (four months ago) Permalink

Who's on first? What is the Moon?

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:47 (four months ago) Permalink

Yes, exactly.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:47 (four months ago) Permalink

'No, rat poison isn't food! It's...what is it, a snack, maybe? A breakfast?'
'If you can put it in your mouth and swallow it, how is it not a food? Hello!'

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:14 (four months ago) Permalink

It is weird that the name of the moon that orbits Earth is simply The Moon.

Like, Earth should just be called Planet then.

*Adopts extreme sic voice* Well, actually the moon's proper name is Luna and the earth is Terra

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:24 (four months ago) Permalink

no wonder battlestar galactica could never find it

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:25 (four months ago) Permalink

Oh, y’all thought Barbara didn’t hit the 2nd verse?? YOU THOUGHT pic.twitter.com/rjoVhoS43R

— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) August 8, 2018

macropuente (map), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:55 (four months ago) Permalink

love it

niels, Thursday, 9 August 2018 08:37 (four months ago) Permalink

I was tempted to take a pass on that until I saw Missy Elliott tweet it herself yesterday.

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2018 10:43 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

So I’m leaving the gas station sitting in my car and this old lady is just staring and... pic.twitter.com/5cbGVOq6l9

— Brent (@BrentlyCoupe) August 27, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 00:55 (three months ago) Permalink

friends, I lol'd

NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain.

Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/xAqZ3HtvHa

— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) August 26, 2018

davey, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:17 (three months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g

Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:42 (one month ago) Permalink

Crying

Fetchboy, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:51 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTTDlVAv4c

pplains, Sunday, 18 November 2018 01:45 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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