o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

sequel to kentucky fried movie iirc xp

http://i.imgur.com/xj2Am6I.jpg

You know how you can still feel your legs going back and forth after you've spent the whole day skiing?

I bet that person has lots of great dreams at night.

http://www.cultofweird.com/medical/jeremy-bentham-auto-icon/

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/Bentham-Project/who/autoicon/Virtual_Auto_Icon

http://blogs.nature.com/jeremy_bentham/auto-icon%20cropped%282%29.JPG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=162&v=obiARnsKUAo

^specific timestamp there, here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obiARnsKUAo

c.f. hannibal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJnKuw7Wvz4

Casu Marzu cheese is rotting pecorino that is infested with live maggots as part of the curing process
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG0y1eMc6GQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-74dQpydZ8

this is fucking crazy (warning: dead body)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3469044/Mummified-body-German-adventurer-vanished-inside-drifting-yacht-Philippines.html

on the lower end of o_O but

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/us/astronaut-scott-kelly-houston/index.html

Kelly, 52, returns home a little bit taller than his brother. The twins used to be the same height -- but not anymore.

Scott Kelly grew 2 inches during his time aboard the International Space Station, NASA's Jeff Williams said.

It was expected, and it's temporary, Williams said.

"Astronauts get taller in space as the spine elongates," Williams said. "But they return to preflight height after a short time back on Earth."

yeah space does all kinds of crazy things to yr body

What if when they opened the hatch door, it was the twin brother who got out.

Doesn't that happen when you lie down, too? To probably a more negligible extent, but still.

scott kelly's been replaced by an alien emissary, watch his photo op with obama for signs of secret signals being passed between the two of them. "hussein" intends to sell us to the highest space bidder.

Weird enough, last night my kid pulled me aside to tell me that has been measuring his height before bed at night and when he wakes up in the morning. Pencil marks on the walls, etc. There's a small but noticeable difference!

Whatever the opposite of a scientist is is what I am, but my understanding is that the shrinkage is all about gravity compressing your vertebrae together when you stand.

yeah, the spongy bits between your vertebrae dehydrate and get compressed during the day, and at night they decompress

he's 1/1000 of a second younger too, according to neil tyson

https://vimeo.com/74033442

http://www.coolhunting.com/link/cyborg-beetles-could-one-day-replace-drones?utm_source=sendicate&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2016-04-04+CH+Daily+for+04+April+2016

Could cyborg insects be the next step in the evolution of drones? Engineers from Singapore's Nanyang Technological University and the University of California Berkeley seem to think so. They’ve developed a way to remotely control beetles by inserting electrodes on the their legs, optic lobes and flight muscles.

http://i.imgur.com/EsKy6jk.png

"latches" good god.

it's an evocative phrase no doubt

http://i.imgur.com/o90pfjT.gif

parasitic nematode

Frog post

toad and 'tode

tode of toad 'ball

the tadpole of my eye

I can't figure out if there's one or two in there

I know that some species are self-fertilising hermaphrodites so it could be bangin itself in that dudes eye

well that image just fucked me up good and plenty.

when i was a kid, i read a story in a loose reader's digest that was floating around my grammar school with a story about a larval parasite that afflicts a gerbil
and the vet takes the knife to the gerbil and dislodges a huge grub "the size of a thumbnail" that was sloshing around in it's innards
and late that night, little me visualized that grub in my own belly blocking me up and snaking up to my throat and i convinced myself that the glottal click of my uvula was the extruding head of a parasitic worm lolling out my throat and i screamed and screamed and screamed and i suppose i somehow stopped believing that was happening but i don't remember how.

so hello darkness my old friend.

The worm that didnt turn up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVOYrdXfAz4

ASMRong

http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/wannabe-rapper-shoots-himself-in-the-face-for-no-reason-warning-pretty-damn-bloody/?utm_source=mobile&utm_medium=related&utm_campaign=push

NSFW (bloody)

jesus christ that toe video is superbly hideous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH4rdg-74ik

http://www.nj.com/warren/index.ssf/2016/08/we_have_a_negro_woman_on_our_governing_body_nj_may.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured
'We have a negro woman on our governing body,' N.J. mayor boasts in email
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"She is a negro woman," said McDonald, a Democrat, adding that he meant no offense with the term. When asked why he didn't refer to her simply as a black woman, he said: "This isn't something that I gave any thought to. Negro is a word I believe is used commonly."

they cut down this huge tree in front of my kid's school. 200,000 bees and an 8 foot honeycomb inside.

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14322470_1665448773768768_1076399757175116005_n.jpg?oh=76fcd2a92f505739d7887de343aafa3f&oe=587B2A90

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14369891_1665448663768779_7513389532813787267_n.jpg?oh=ff26270a17d92e18f353064d6a4d6b87&oe=586C1977

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14333689_1665448693768776_7511375968523076630_n.jpg?oh=40b7fc5794037a1a918115616b8dce90&oe=5838B7C2

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14332977_10155116733567137_8745001229679750789_n.jpg?oh=1a29841ffdfa0cb34c20118b13969bb1&oe=5878BC8E

https://66.media.tumblr.com/08840a49fba419bf6b93430b841fa959/tumblr_n3jhejdvcV1sj03l5o1_400.gif

Did they know there were bees in there? Because if not, yeesh.

Wow @ the bees. My god.

are the bees ok?

they relocated the bees.

and no they didn't know there were so many bees inside when they cut it down!

did they know there were at least like a few bees?

do all trees just have bees in them!?

sometimes snakes. or gnomes.

this tree was humongous and ancient but also rotting inside and probably really hollow inside in places and they probably knew there were bees but had no idea that ALL the bees in town were in there...