o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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o_O 2 now @ 77. Carry on with your abnormalcy here.

remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:35 (nine years ago) link

~business never personal~

am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:40 (nine years ago) link

how the f do i get to that?

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:41 (nine years ago) link

just request access here chris

Request Access to 77 Borad

little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:42 (nine years ago) link

Cool thanks

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:44 (nine years ago) link

how can anything else ever truly be o_O after http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif

why is this on ILE? Should be on Noize

sarahel, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:58 (nine years ago) link

excellent point, sarahel. mods?

little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:05 (nine years ago) link

only if sarahel learns some manners i.e. the magic word

remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:06 (nine years ago) link

thanks

sarahel, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:08 (nine years ago) link

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/cattwoheadsKNS_450x330.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:11 (nine years ago) link

there. i feel better already.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:13 (nine years ago) link

o_O_o

am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:14 (nine years ago) link

ha ha!

http://i.imgur.com/Q4fhS.gif

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:18 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_LZWk34xI&feature=youtu.be

remy bean, Friday, 24 June 2011 02:32 (nine years ago) link

fuck the haters

gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 02:40 (nine years ago) link

HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:46 (nine years ago) link

real talk

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:47 (nine years ago) link

apparently he lost all his paws after stepping in an "ice puddle" as a pup?!

However for restauranters, the delicacy does not come cheap, at a cost of $300 for 20 vials of semen.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:09 (nine years ago) link

$15 for a shot of a delicacy aint horrible

pretty steep for horse jizz tho

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:10 (nine years ago) link

horses are volume shooters iirc

dayo, Friday, 24 June 2011 13:14 (nine years ago) link

"Ladies thought it was great a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass," he said.

i like their style, but still v O_o

iirc

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:45 (nine years ago) link

hahaha I thought the same

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:47 (nine years ago) link

Also yeah that's really gross.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:47 (nine years ago) link

woah

that's really upsetting to me

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:26 (nine years ago) link

sad

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:26 (nine years ago) link

it's a thing

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:27 (nine years ago) link

a __________ thing

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:30 (nine years ago) link

“PLEASE don’t leave me,” the dying woman cried.
There was an American flag placed on this woman years later and a note from her family. Two people found the woman alone and barely alive but could do nothing to help her. They thought about that moment everyday and saved up all their money for 8 years to make a return trip and give her a proper "burial".

:(

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:31 (nine years ago) link

I mean it's nice they went back but still just v v sad.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:31 (nine years ago) link

its profoundly degraded, idiotic and sad

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:33 (nine years ago) link

yall cant even clean up yr own corpses maybe just stay home idk

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:33 (nine years ago) link

yeah I heard about that on a podcast... it's terrible

plus all the environmental destruction they're doing to everest so that some white guy can say "I paid 40k and went to the top of everest! ! !"

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:34 (nine years ago) link

I hope if that ever happens to me, they call the place "Baker's Corner" and not "North Face Jacket".

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:34 (nine years ago) link

good incentive to keep moving at any rate.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:36 (nine years ago) link

do people actually say stuff like: "just hang a left at green boots and if you hit mallory you know you've gone too far." since they are landmarks and all.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:37 (nine years ago) link

couldve at least had the consideration to die in bench pose

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:37 (nine years ago) link

i'm torn when it comes to mountain climbing, rock climbing, extreme skiing, skydiving, etc. i mean its sad when people die, but, um...you've kinda made your rocky bed in a way.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm totally gonna die in a kung fu pose

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:41 (nine years ago) link

i can totally understand the virtue of communing w/nature pushing yrself past preconceived boundaries honing yr skills etc, its kind of incredible on some level, but theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:44 (nine years ago) link

1/4 death rate is pretty o_O

The trash at basecamp is scandalous.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah space does all kinds of crazy things to yr body

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 March 2016 16:55 (four years ago) link

What if when they opened the hatch door, it was the twin brother who got out.

pplains, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:01 (four years ago) link

Doesn't that happen when you lie down, too? To probably a more negligible extent, but still.

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:03 (four years ago) link

scott kelly's been replaced by an alien emissary, watch his photo op with obama for signs of secret signals being passed between the two of them. "hussein" intends to sell us to the highest space bidder.

nomar, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:40 (four years ago) link

Weird enough, last night my kid pulled me aside to tell me that has been measuring his height before bed at night and when he wakes up in the morning. Pencil marks on the walls, etc. There's a small but noticeable difference!

how's life, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:42 (four years ago) link

Whatever the opposite of a scientist is is what I am, but my understanding is that the shrinkage is all about gravity compressing your vertebrae together when you stand.

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:46 (four years ago) link

yeah, the spongy bits between your vertebrae dehydrate and get compressed during the day, and at night they decompress

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 March 2016 18:34 (four years ago) link

he's 1/1000 of a second younger too, according to neil tyson

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:15 (four years ago) link

https://vimeo.com/74033442

ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:06 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Could cyborg insects be the next step in the evolution of drones? Engineers from Singapore's Nanyang Technological University and the University of California Berkeley seem to think so. They’ve developed a way to remotely control beetles by inserting electrodes on the their legs, optic lobes and flight muscles.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:01 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/EsKy6jk.png

, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:25 (four years ago) link

"latches" good god.

how's life, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:31 (four years ago) link

it's an evocative phrase no doubt

ulysses, Friday, 27 May 2016 00:04 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/o90pfjT.gif

parasitic nematode

mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 18:49 (four years ago) link

Frog post

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:10 (four years ago) link

toad and 'tode

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:17 (four years ago) link

tode of toad 'ball

ogmor, Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:18 (four years ago) link

the tadpole of my eye

, Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:22 (four years ago) link

I can't figure out if there's one or two in there

I know that some species are self-fertilising hermaphrodites so it could be bangin itself in that dudes eye

mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:36 (four years ago) link

well that image just fucked me up good and plenty.

when i was a kid, i read a story in a loose reader's digest that was floating around my grammar school with a story about a larval parasite that afflicts a gerbil
and the vet takes the knife to the gerbil and dislodges a huge grub "the size of a thumbnail" that was sloshing around in it's innards
and late that night, little me visualized that grub in my own belly blocking me up and snaking up to my throat and i convinced myself that the glottal click of my uvula was the extruding head of a parasitic worm lolling out my throat and i screamed and screamed and screamed and i suppose i somehow stopped believing that was happening but i don't remember how.

so hello darkness my old friend.

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Monday, 6 June 2016 00:51 (four years ago) link

The worm that didnt turn up

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 6 June 2016 01:19 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

ASMRong

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 29 July 2016 02:56 (four years ago) link

jesus christ that toe video is superbly hideous

ogmor, Friday, 29 July 2016 08:08 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.nj.com/warren/index.ssf/2016/08/we_have_a_negro_woman_on_our_governing_body_nj_may.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured
'We have a negro woman on our governing body,' N.J. mayor boasts in email
***
"She is a negro woman," said McDonald, a Democrat, adding that he meant no offense with the term. When asked why he didn't refer to her simply as a black woman, he said: "This isn't something that I gave any thought to. Negro is a word I believe is used commonly."

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 19 August 2016 20:52 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Did they know there were bees in there? Because if not, yeesh.

pplains, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:02 (four years ago) link

Wow @ the bees. My god.

emil.y, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:17 (four years ago) link

are the bees ok?

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:40 (four years ago) link

they relocated the bees.

and no they didn't know there were so many bees inside when they cut it down!

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:22 (four years ago) link

did they know there were at least like a few bees?

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:26 (four years ago) link

do all trees just have bees in them!?

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:26 (four years ago) link

sometimes snakes. or gnomes.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:35 (four years ago) link

this tree was humongous and ancient but also rotting inside and probably really hollow inside in places and they probably knew there were bees but had no idea that ALL the bees in town were in there...

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:44 (four years ago) link

that is a serious bee condo complex

savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:46 (four years ago) link

Everyone called it Th Buzzing Tree, but no one knew why.

pplains, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 04:28 (four years ago) link

early settlers to the area were told by the native people that it was known as "the tree with all the bees, where the bees live" but it was disregarded

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:24 (four years ago) link

four months pass...
four months pass...

also gonna say it since this is the contoroversial opinion thread

fat dudes have lower sexual appetite/function (cut or uncut) and act more feminine

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, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:28 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

I love incest fantasies so that's a recommendation for me.

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( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:24 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

google "autism jeans"

I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:27 (seven months ago) link

all billie eilish would have to go is walk outside the house wearing these fucked up jeans but once and the world of pants as we know it would never be the same again

del griffith, Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:41 (seven months ago) link

i typed go isntead of do because of my autism

del griffith, Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:42 (seven months ago) link

Grim as it sounds, my CPR instructor pointed out that CPR is only rarely effective. Most people who require CPR die anyway. Consequently, you should never worry about hurting the person you are doing hard chest compressions on, or whether you remember how to do it exactly right. Instead, you should consider the recipient to be as good as dead anyway. At best you might extend their viability for a few minutes until you are too exhausted to continue. If no further help arrives in that time, they are goners.

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otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 February 2020 21:06 (seven months ago) link

uh.
http://www.hotdoll.fr/contenu.php?id_contenu=8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:49 (seven months ago) link

can't play the video, now i'm wondering why i clicked

rip van wanko, Friday, 14 February 2020 16:39 (seven months ago) link


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