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or, as video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGGTcYfrEZU

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLO1CPYv0hc

gr8080, Friday, 19 June 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 June 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

Gamboling rhino! Hee hee hee!!!!

Three Word Username, Friday, 19 June 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

ok that is cutest thing

i love him!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

on 2nd viewing i'm pretty sure that the audio is fake

gr8080, Monday, 22 June 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MHUlVIJy94

kate78, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqNDQ9vcE4g

"Come on! COME ON! Come on!"
"mmmMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm"

(I expected violence, tbh)

StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2015 06:25 (eight years ago) link

"I'm going to cough a furball on you."
"Please don't."

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Sunday, 12 July 2015 09:04 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md028pg5DN1rppc0go1_500.jpg

drash, Sunday, 16 August 2015 12:51 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/eHP3nwPbdXI

้พœ, Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link

that is giving me serious heebie-jeebies

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 31 August 2015 09:39 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KOVrmqC.gif

้พœ, Friday, 4 September 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/G4xGUkf.jpg

โ˜ธ (Sanpaku), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

i can't even parse that

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...
one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/nrEK4vo.gif

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UolUvbB.jpg

ulysses, Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:49 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

whoa

ryan, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

sweet jesus is that animal eating that bird's brain??

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4jegvN3.gif

http://i.imgur.com/YxHhrvy.gif

้พœ, Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WGRymaa.gif

้พœ, Monday, 30 May 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

https://m.popkey.co/9b35ab/8q6Ee.gif

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

sweet jesus is that animal eating that bird's brain??

A voracious predator, the American mink eats a wide variety of prey and will store any surplus to eat later.

ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/AmhM83F.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vdIafjy.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 14 August 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

i feel cheated out of an explosive ending to that gif

ryan, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605

้พœ, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:52 (seven years ago) link

that's very crepey

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:02 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

That would simultaneously be the most awesome and most terrifying thing that happened to me at the same time.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link

Love how playful it seems. 'Just a bit o' fun lad, don't sweat it'

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:46 (seven years ago) link

where that lands between adorable and terrifying depends on how hard that bite actually is

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link

According to this it was indeed playful. They seem like p good animal friends to me!

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/earth/survival-stories-antarctica.html

Suddenly, the surface erupted as the massive head and shoulders of a mature leopard seal, mouth gaping in expectation, crashed through the eggshell covering. It closed its powerful jaws about my right leg, and I fell backward, shocked and helpless in its vise-like grip. Feeling myself being dragged toward a watery grave, I locked my left crampon onto the opposing edge. I knew that once I was in the water, it would be all over.
"Help, help, Steve, Tim, help," I screamed repeatedly. It seemed an age before I finally caught sight of their running figures.

"Kick it, kick it, kick it, get the bloody thing off me, hurry, hurry for Christ's sake, you bastard, you bastard," I yelled hysterically, my gloved hands scrabbling fruitlessly for purchase on the smooth ice behind me as I strained against the seal's prodigious weight.

For one tiny fraction of a second our eyes met. These were not the pleading eyes of a Weddell seal nor the shy glance of a crabeater sealโ€”they were cold and evil with intent. What fear the seal must have recognized in my own during this brief moment of communication, I can only imagine.

"Bloody hell, it's a leopard seal," Steve shouted breathlessly as he leapt across the crack to attack the brute from the opposite side.

"Get the bloody thing off me, kick it, for Christ's sake," I screamed again.

"Aim for its eye, its eye," Tim shouted, his voice verging on panic.

"Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!" Steve chanted in rhythm to his swinging boot.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link

and yes, i know, #notallpinnipeds

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:46 (seven years ago) link

but i'm trying to think of a more embarrassing way to die than "killed by swarm of fifty sea lions"

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:48 (seven years ago) link

is that THE Tim Lovejoy, everyone wondered

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

enjoyable article tho

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Idea was the sea lion come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that sea lion, he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 23:30 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/stewartloveNFL/status/848829169224044544

้พœ, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:08 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8aBESf8EI

้พœ, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link

"saskatoonparrotrescue.ca"

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:53 (seven years ago) link


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