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This thread should be renamed "Worst Animal Friends"

EDB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear2.jpg

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

:(

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

these are horrible!

that first picture will haunt my dreams.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

<3 herring gulls the awesome bastards

― a chick I wanted to pursue on OkCupid (country matters), Friday, 11 September 2009 13:00 (1 year ago)

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

The messiest eaters are bacteria.

Aimless, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

Love the miffed expression on the impaled fish's face.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

that poor mouse.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

expression on eater's face almost always >>>> expression on eaten's

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

That's not a toad, it's a demon.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

heron/fish a possible exception

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

This thread should be renamed "Worst Animal Friends"

― EDB, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 9:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

totally support this...dunno if I will pull the trigger though

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

This is a valuable thread.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

that bear chasing the musk ox is intense

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

Octopus/shark may be my favourite. What a badass!

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

they shd make a movie of it xp

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Maybe don't watch this if you want any sleep in the next few days:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

its floating upward

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

loooool i simultaneously posted that elsewhere

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

WAAAAAAAAARRRRIIIOOOOOOOORRRRSSSSS COME OUT TO PLLLLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'm just gonna bust out the daisy cutter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GydyA_cVJNA

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

greatwhitevssealion.mov

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh boyyyyyy, glad ta have ya back tamtam :D

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

(sorry about that)

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

This is a valuable thread.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (19 minutes ago)

glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuckin ell, you're not kidding.

I already posted the mouse/centipede one.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mazing

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh sorry, I had images disabled -_-

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

shelbylee40
3 hours ago
. dude your messed up lol seriously but anyways i liked the song what is that

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'm just gonna bust out the daisy cutter:

*bows head, locks thread*

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

so, no lie, as soon as I left the flat this morning outside on the sidewalk there was a giant hornet eating a cockroach

I could only snap shitty photos with my iphone camera, wish I had had a macro lens :(

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

!!

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

o_o

.\ /. (dayo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 03:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

bear say hi to meat

for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

I imagine a very profound feeling of joy in that bear's heart

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

bears

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

i feel cheated out of an explosive ending to that gif

ryan, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 00:32 (two years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605

, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:52 (one year ago) Permalink

that's very crepey

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:02 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

That would simultaneously be the most awesome and most terrifying thing that happened to me at the same time.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:44 (one year ago) Permalink

Love how playful it seems. 'Just a bit o' fun lad, don't sweat it'

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:46 (one year ago) Permalink

where that lands between adorable and terrifying depends on how hard that bite actually is

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:55 (one year ago) Permalink

According to this it was indeed playful. They seem like p good animal friends to me!

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:59 (one year ago) Permalink

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/earth/survival-stories-antarctica.html

Suddenly, the surface erupted as the massive head and shoulders of a mature leopard seal, mouth gaping in expectation, crashed through the eggshell covering. It closed its powerful jaws about my right leg, and I fell backward, shocked and helpless in its vise-like grip. Feeling myself being dragged toward a watery grave, I locked my left crampon onto the opposing edge. I knew that once I was in the water, it would be all over.
"Help, help, Steve, Tim, help," I screamed repeatedly. It seemed an age before I finally caught sight of their running figures.

"Kick it, kick it, kick it, get the bloody thing off me, hurry, hurry for Christ's sake, you bastard, you bastard," I yelled hysterically, my gloved hands scrabbling fruitlessly for purchase on the smooth ice behind me as I strained against the seal's prodigious weight.

For one tiny fraction of a second our eyes met. These were not the pleading eyes of a Weddell seal nor the shy glance of a crabeater seal—they were cold and evil with intent. What fear the seal must have recognized in my own during this brief moment of communication, I can only imagine.

"Bloody hell, it's a leopard seal," Steve shouted breathlessly as he leapt across the crack to attack the brute from the opposite side.

"Get the bloody thing off me, kick it, for Christ's sake," I screamed again.

"Aim for its eye, its eye," Tim shouted, his voice verging on panic.

"Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!" Steve chanted in rhythm to his swinging boot.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:45 (one year ago) Permalink

and yes, i know, #notallpinnipeds

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:46 (one year ago) Permalink

but i'm trying to think of a more embarrassing way to die than "killed by swarm of fifty sea lions"

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 17:48 (one year ago) Permalink

is that THE Tim Lovejoy, everyone wondered

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:05 (one year ago) Permalink

enjoyable article tho

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (one year ago) Permalink

Idea was the sea lion come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that sea lion, he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 23:30 (one year ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/stewartloveNFL/status/848829169224044544

, Monday, 3 April 2017 14:08 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8aBESf8EI

, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:45 (one year ago) Permalink

"saskatoonparrotrescue.ca"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:53 (one year ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 00:01 (one year ago) Permalink

yikes I'm not clicking that

niels, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:23 (one year ago) Permalink

It's kinda sexy.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 06:29 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a2rQpEZ_700b.jpg

soref, Thursday, 15 June 2017 22:52 (one year ago) Permalink

Look at the pose on the husky. That's playful kidney stimulation.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:39 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5961108d2100003700fc5ee5.jpeg?cache=voemhqqitz&ops=scalefit_630_noupscale
A mantis eating a hummingbird's brain.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 22:14 (one year ago) Permalink

well that's the mantis off my christmas card list then

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 23:50 (one year ago) Permalink

the video on that is kinda intense and sparked a bad nightmare for me a couple days ago

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 13 July 2017 11:34 (one year ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/5upTnyx.jpg

#IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:26 (one year ago) Permalink

expression on eater's face almost always >>>> expression on eaten's

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Monday, November 22, 2010 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new noise, Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:38 (one year ago) Permalink

wow

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 August 2017 21:40 (one year ago) Permalink

wish I had a video, there were two red-winged blackbirds outside the window at work (work in a suburb, there's a creek and some woods visible) and they must have had a nest nearby because a hawk was circling. they were dive-bombing the shit out of this hawk! so it's gliding back and forth and they're flapping their little wings off to get above and then diving claw-first into the hawk's back.

mh, Friday, 11 August 2017 02:29 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

A seal eating an octopus pic.twitter.com/jRXNsm1OPG

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) January 4, 2018

Jeff, Thursday, 4 January 2018 16:37 (eleven months ago) Permalink

A seal spitting an octopus to grapple and pull down an albatross.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 January 2018 16:54 (eleven months ago) Permalink

file under: ideas for next mario game

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 4 January 2018 17:27 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Here it is in case you haven't seen it yet. pic.twitter.com/vnC5RHLt8r

— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) January 6, 2018

, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:15 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Yes! Cat.

Jeff, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:25 (eleven months ago) Permalink

looool

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:50 (eleven months ago) Permalink

ahahaha

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:52 (eleven months ago) Permalink

The thread of that post is pretty good

I hope that damn squirrel is OK fuck to the cat FUCK TO HIM

— Roqayah Chamseddine (@roqchams) January 6, 2018

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 January 2018 18:15 (eleven months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWaR1wUwq48

, Sunday, 7 January 2018 18:38 (eleven months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/rzDn6to.gif

pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:21 (eleven months ago) Permalink

a friend at work used to commute home on the interstate, and a flock of Canada geese took off from a pond near the road just as a semi truck was passing by one day. the air vacuum caught the last goose, ripped it from the air, and slammed it to the ground in front of his car. he reluctantly glanced at the front when he arrived home and the only evidence was a goose head-shaped impression on his license plate

mh, Monday, 8 January 2018 02:45 (eleven months ago) Permalink

A snake fighting a cat while being eaten by a frog... pic.twitter.com/KShOaRnhU9

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) January 19, 2018

Jeff, Friday, 19 January 2018 11:51 (ten months ago) Permalink

https://media.giphy.com/media/10Hb3I73xDebfi/giphy.gif

Sanpaku, Saturday, 20 January 2018 23:17 (ten months ago) Permalink

oh my god that frog is tough as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:40 (ten months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

everything about that photo is perfect

Screaming into the void has never been easier (Sanpaku), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:00 (nine months ago) Permalink

Alligator lizard fighting back from inside the belly of a King snake pic.twitter.com/HIxqSOwGnp

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) March 13, 2018

🔥🔥😂

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:54 (nine months ago) Permalink

holy shit

i hope they managed to work out their differences and are now friends

I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:55 (nine months ago) Permalink

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGludGaPKag

poor hare ;_;

how do they get this footage?

niels, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:46 (two months ago) Permalink


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