I hate myspace

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That shit is fuuuugly.

Just so you know.

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I'll be on it a month or two, probably.

Kyle says that people just like it because there are "hoochies looking to hook up" on it!

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

What are hoochies?

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

aw come on, friendster is waaaay fuglier.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe I think this just because I have been looking at the profiles of noise dudes!

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

yes YOU

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

dude jw's myspace thing is fuckin rad though, the HTML bastard.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

define rad

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

rad/rad/ adj. sl. wonderful; terrific.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

hmmmm, I see.

adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i haven't gotten any pussy from myspace, let me say.

my friend jared has gotten surprising amounts, though.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

myspace is ok.
friendster is worse.

Holly (an appletross), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

looking to score on myspace = DUUUUUD.

brock (brock), Sunday, 26 September 2004 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

haha i didn't even remember i had a friendster account until aaronhz found it.

i like myspace alright.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 September 2004 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

myspace let me inject an IMG SRC into my name which shows up on searches

so I put a huge image of myspace.com as that image.. so if they click on it, it goes to my profile:

here is the image....


I must confuse dumb people!

Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i should use a 4000x44000000 pixel image

Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link

the very reason people like it is the reason it is ugly (allowing people to put images in their names and giving them html control). friendster is elegantly designed, or was before the ads and websearch stuff. anyway my exgirlfriend is on both of them and hasn't contacted me so 'sall good.

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 27 September 2004 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Jon's Interests
General paintball,music,movies ya know the usually teenage crap
Music anything Rock or Metal maybe some classical depens on who is around
Movies I love all movies (except chick flicks)
Books What r these books u speek of????
Groups: Wren High, Irish Luck, We go down together..., Greenville

latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:01 (fifteen years ago) link


Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Captain Mike's Interests
General Hanging out on Thayer Street? Is that a valid interest? Star Trek, too.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link


hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

"U.S. federal authorities have conducted the first arrest for spimming. Eighteen-year-old Anthony Greco was arrested for sending spam to instant messenger users of MySpace.com." From the article: "Greco had allegedly threatened to share his methods for spamming members of the group if MySpace.com didn't sign an exclusive marketing deal that would have legitimized the messages he was sending via the service."

Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

that isn't the Greco who is friends with Laura, right?

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link


Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
From: Lakeshore

Date: Mar 15, 2005 8:28 PM
Subject: Nicolette's (Too) Cool Kid Party Mix
Body: I've decided to do a mix tape series that I (Nicolette) will be posting on myspace, so if you want to make the mix yourself, either compile the songs you already have, or download the songs (which I highly discourage, of course).
Anway, here's the first installment:

The 2 Kool 4 Skool Mix

1. Cornelius - "Count Five Or Six"
2. The Faint - "Sex Is Personal"
3. The Fall (Remixed by Ladytron) - "Hit The North part 1"
4. Moving Units - "Anyone"
5. Ratatat - "Seventeen Years"
6. New Order - "Shellshock"
7. The Cure - "The Walk"
8. lcd soundsystem - "Yeah (Crass Version)"
9. Peaches - "Fuck The Pain Away"
10. The Juan Maclean - "By The Time I Get To Venus"
11. !!! - "When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Karazzee"
12. Erase - "Owls"
13. Death From Above 1979 - "Little Girl"
14. Q And Not U - "Hooray For Humans"
15. Electralane - "On Parade"

well there it is. it makes a damn fine mix for any electroclash dance parties that might be happening out there. hope you enjoy!


Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link


Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

that was the girl who wanted me to DJ with her.

Sadly, she does have a dance night!

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

electroclash girls have good hair

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:41 (fourteen years ago) link


Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link


ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i swear i have seen that girl somewhere

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

She is a Rochester Scenster and DJs at the Bug Jar

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link


The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link


Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link



mo-dettes, ludus, pop group, this heat, the dance, born again$t, sparks, wipers, essential logic/lora logic, homosexuals, gina X, very early farmers boys, james chance/contortions, Can, arthur russel, early damned, grauzone, circus lupus, maximum joy!, Blowfly (the black man, not the swedish band), desperate bicycles!, mu, hawkwind, silver apples, pere ubu, boredoms, petticoats, bohannon,lizzy mercier descloux, esg, flying lizards, yoko, kleenex, scissor girls, u.s.a, early Fall, fire engines!, germs, zounds, void, beefheart, fehlfarben, john holt, pragVEC, six finger satellite, chrome, slits, steve albini, mazing vids, minutemen, necros, X, crass, (good) chicago/euro house&disco/dance, early dc hardcore/Dischord/Gravity, Rough Trade, Factory,dancehall, 99, 4AD, Beggars Banquet, Y, Studio 1, Load, West End, ZE, etc.

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

dude go for it even tho she has lame tatzzzz

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

bad tats. oh, and she's vegan. that shit turns me off more than anything.

she djs in her undies and plays rad music. she makes eyes at me and even tried talking me up one time in front of my wife (that didn't go over too well). but, let's see, uh, i have a wife.

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link


latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i know who this person is... she is indeed HOTT. Jason, did you know she was standing next to us at the F0x P@use debut show at the Edinburgh Castle... or did you not know that...?

I ate dinner at F0x P@use house tonight, damn she can cook!

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link

dude, 28 mt. st. helens agree!

msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:34 (fourteen years ago) link

gygax, i remember her that night. she was wearing a hawt all white outfit and i think i pointed her out to you. when i was walking out she said hi to me and i went "eep!" and walked away sheepishly.

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link



ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link


ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

haha. totals!

where do you know her from? the xSCENEx?

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link


The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

aka the band with eric from Crack WAR & Big Techno Werewolves and the knob twidler from Comets on Fire

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

HA, the scene!!!!!

she used to live over here and was a bike dork...so we became bros.

She is super cool..very weird, very FLIRTY.

ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link


VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

This thread is bad in that way

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha, I forgot about that, I did the "block images from..." thing ages ago, just so I could read it!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I probably should look into hooking up bookmarklets to remove backgrounds.

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I always just hit Control + A, and it block highlights all the words for me. Peasy.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i always highlight text so i can read it!

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm moving to Camino soon at work -- so awesome!

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know why it's so hard to stick yr chosen background image in the most basic photo editing app and fuck around w/the contrast/gamma/brightness page 'till it's pale enough that you can read text over it, though! I think I'll google up some '60's Bridget Riley op-art & use that as my myspace background image, if you can't beat em, bleh.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Why the fuck am I moaning about this anyway?!?!?1/ I should be doing some work.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude, these are myspace users!!!!

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"that's cool"

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Body: respost this in 5 mins If you Truly Love GOD.
and a miracle will happen tonight at 12.

P.S. dont ignore.

u never know when God is testing YOU

repost with "t0p 8 prettiest

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

youve gotta trick people into god

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link


ex baywatch dork

STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Do u like me? http://www.doulike.com/affid11/1059.html
Body: Hi:) I like your profile!!!
Have u heard about "Do you like"? It is very funny site.The thing is, they show you a pic of a boys and ask if u like them. You answer Yes or No. If you do they send them your pic and ask the same. If you both like eachother you can get in-touch and meet up.
Do you like me???
if yes you will be my future sympathy!

Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i can do that with my tongue!

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link


nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 23 April 2006 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey folks – http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifshould I say mates?http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif – We just launched the UK version of MySpace. We’re featuring more UK music and some of the features should work better with local postal codes, etc.

As a result, my lawyers told ME what I have to tell YOU: now that MySpace is looking more UK-ish, you should know that we are still running our site from the US, all your data still resides in the US, and that MySpace’s data management practices are still governed by US laws.

Click HERE to show me you read this. –Thx Tomhttp://x.myspace.com/images/tom_face_left.jpg

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link


JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

THIS IS A *REAL* customer service email I just got:

Why did you take the web site from myspace.com and change it into your own?
I think its totally lame you guys stole this web site from them and I am going to contact them as well to let them know you stole it from them.


elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

huh? link didn't work

JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

From: Aaron
Subject: thoughts
Message: ya know when I saw that photo of you in glasses
chilling in your room I thought to myself I could see
myself hanging out with her. Thats what I really


Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

roffle @ 14 year-olds with private profiles sending friend requests!


tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
latebloomer, were you aware that south carolina's lt governor has a myspace profile? and why are they wasting time talking about that on the news and not the fact that this fucker is corrupt and can't drive a car, much less fly a plane?

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, didn't he get in a plane crash?? i heard something or other about that but i haven't been watching news lately.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link


sleep (sleep), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, he crashed his plane because he didn't take off properly and brushed some trees.

he's also the one that gets pulled over for going 100 and gets out of the tickets all the time.

awesome dude.

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Schenectady girl killed
Body: You've opened it!!!! Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life.

If you break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 yrs. post this within 15 mins.

post as(home town )girl killed

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

-Reply To Poster- -Delete From Friends-

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

oh, and a coffee shop in seattle? wtf? http://www.myspace.com/santalucia

jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks for the add!


Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks for the add!


Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks for the add! Love u!


Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link

1,000,000s of variations of this theme available in yer myspace friends comment box, urgh.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link


cutty (mcutt), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Why is that angel wearing a padlock like a locket? A padlocket?

you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know! I just went through a few of the pages of ppl on our friends list, and noticed a such images in the comments sections of a few of them. They seem extra-prevalent on new-age electronic artists and female singer-songwriter's pages, for some reason. They were just the worst 3 examples I found quickly. If someone stuck something like that in my comments box, I'd delete it, but wtfe.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

38-year-old paedo woman sent me a message on MySpace wanting to chat

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
this douche just tried to add me http://www.myspace.com/searchingforangeline
i told him he is really creepy and if i was angeline i would run away because i'm being stalked by an obsessive weirdo

nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link

In addition to friend requests from hott 19 yr old women w/398 friends (all guys) now I get em from "gay bodybuilders" in thongs. yeah dude that straight/married/proud parent stuff is a FRONT!

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

cousin larry bundgee, how did you find me? i was hiding.

nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Our story thus far:

A few months ago, I managed to hook two of my good friends "A" (male) and "B" (female) up together. Instant chemistry leads into a passionate affair. I stay out of any drama between them as best I can, but I hear a lot of it from both sides.

Some unknown dude "C" starts posting suggestive comments on "B"s myspace blog. "A" is annoyed, asks "B" to remove said comments. Jealousy is exposed and arguments ensue. Neither know who "C" is or could be.

Except that after a loud, dramatic break-up last weekend, "A" does some sleuthing and gathers evidence. "B" is confronted and confesses... SHE CREATED A FAKE MYSPACE PROFILE TO MAKE HER BOYFRIEND JEALOUS. WTF CRAZY BITCH. She claims that her friends were the primary agents of deception, that she just played along. Bullshit. WTF???

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

The fake profile was promptly deleted, also, which purged all of the correspondence and comments from myspace etc. STUPID.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
You have been invited to join the my flash live show while I'm online group on MySpace.

Click the link below to see the group:

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

you know, as bad as losing twelve years of music is, it's kind of worse that NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED FOR A YEAR.


the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:31 (eleven months ago) link

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