what a horribly formed "joke"

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This is apparantly the "Rocky Horror of furry fandom." I was of the right age to see this on VHS, but I guess I never did...

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:49 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Read that as "Analympics" :(

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:51 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think most people looking for analympics and finding that would be seriously disappointed.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:52 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but the thirty people who weren't went off and each made furry conventions. It's the Velvet Undergrowl of the movement.

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:54 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why would you say "growl" there

what a horribly formed "joke"!

i didnt even have to look at your name below that to know it was you, dude

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, August 15, 2009 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

the only thing worse than posting pictures of albums on the internet would be if these kids like, started a twitter account and reviewed 1000 of them

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, January 3, 2010 6:57 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

using the word "smoosh" to describe vaginal penetration is 20 times more embarrassing and twee than wearing pasties and blowing rockabilly dudes, imo

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the correct phrase is "rockablowjob"

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:52 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

Who is "joanna fucking newsom" and is there also a "joanna staying-pure-until-marriage newsom" out there?

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

F → F−F++F−F (Lamp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh whiney"paws"

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

waiting for stuff hipster puppies like

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

These dogs have SUNGLASSES...

BOW WOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY BOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY

pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

some pretty corny joeks here guys! keep it up!

shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

Kids be lovin' Chopin.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kidz bop chopin edition?

― phantompenguin, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

kidz chop

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

kidz chop

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:40 PM (4 minutes ago)

shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:45 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeff, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

jeff

shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

jeff

― shite new answers (forksclovetofutti), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:53 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeff, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

now now boys play nice in the sandbox

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

this is supposed to be good-natured zinging like the zing thread, chill out everyone

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

i thought it was for bad jokes

shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

rip custos thread

epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

it's not about bad/corny jokes it's about unfortunate, ill-formed "jokes"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

no wonder we're all in here

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

I'll be here all week

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

i'm never coming here again

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

livin it up at the joketell california

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

what a horribly formed "thread"

anita bonghit (rionat), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

livin it up at the joketell california

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

do you get it lol roffle

anita bonghit (rionat), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

xpost

these kind of threads, fun as they are, are much better performed incognito imo, like this absolute classic:

This is like a Comedy Script. Is it not poo?

anita bonghit (rionat), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

^^^great thread, but most of the posts are also on What do people think of a scene from a comedy script I've got in the works? which while longer gives a little more context

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

livin it up at the joketell California

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

The Tigger Movie was originally slated as direct-to-video, so my sympathetic write-in vote goes to it.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you misspelled...oh you said TIGGER

― Cyberdune Butt (Elvin Wayburn Phillips), Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

uday hussein's favorite movie was air bud

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

jokes that are not even real

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

i think the Down Syndrome girl on Family Guy saying that her mom is the former governor of Alaska is more of a "joke" than a joke.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

Once described as a mix between Placebo, The Cardigans and Goldfrapp this international group from Madrid are lapping up all their musical influences and delivering an honest and passionate musical response.

― dmr, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 7:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Placedagapp?

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 8:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

livin it up at the joketell california

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

sorry, man, I def don't mean for this to be the forks hall of fame or whatever, but that one grabbed me

Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

my own fault for browsing ilx while waiting for cuban sandwiches; I will cop to that being "horribly formed"
though didn't someone else post a followup along the same lines?

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

PlabCrapFlap?

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 4:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

no

fuckin' (jeff), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

peter criss is such a horseshit drummer

― Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, March 15, 2010 4:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I love the notion of a "Horseshit Drummer" .... a messy assignment.

― Alex in NYC, Monday, March 15, 2010 4:40 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hacksaw jim suggban (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 March 2010 22:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

actually that made me lol a tiny bit tbh

work makes you pee (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

horseshit kind of cakes doesn't it? prolly get a pretty good sound out of them things.

zvookster, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

the title of this thread always, always makes me lol

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

me too, actually.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

amusing myself with various medical permutations of it at the moment

what a horribly formed "stoma"

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

what a horribly formed "stent"

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

almost cried w/lol over that one ice cr?am

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

what a horribly formed "arm" (as said to someone with a deformed arm)

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

that's what you get when you choose to live in a house of cards.

pplains, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:10 (five years ago) Permalink

is a well formed joke necessarily funny

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink

can a horribly formed joke be funny

lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:13 (five years ago) Permalink

are these just horribly formed versions of "does a bear shit in the woods"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:14 (five years ago) Permalink

is the pope catholic

pplains, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:15 (five years ago) Permalink

does some dude really like pearl jam that much.

pplains, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:15 (five years ago) Permalink

jeremy's suckin, on soooooooooooome of thaaaaaaat

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:03 (five years ago) Permalink

lol this revive, hi guys

and yes i definitely do like pearl jam that much: Pearl Jam - No Code

deez so unusual (some dude), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 03:16 (five years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

https://twitter.com/vanillaice/status/351710490579329024/photo/1

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Algerian Horsebeater (some dude), Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:47 (four years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:48 (four years ago) Permalink

A+

sarahell, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:48 (four years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

ahem

A famous rock star once told me that she hated dancing to Appetite for Destruction when she was a stripper because they kept changing the time signatures and it made her feel awkward.

― Arthur, Sunday, October 21, 2001 7:00 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j. wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:18:58.000

maybe the arthritis was hard on her sha-na-na-na-knees

Philip Nunez wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:25:09.000

how's life, Monday, 3 February 2014 21:28 (four years ago) Permalink

oh that's good

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:36 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah that's pretty awesome

vylvyt ylvis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:38 (four years ago) Permalink

that is godlike

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:00 (four years ago) Permalink

why the hell would a stripper have arthritis?

how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:21 (four years ago) Permalink

Something something wearing less in their joints something

a horse divided cannot stand (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:35 (four years ago) Permalink

Because they're always dancing to 'boom boom shake shake the rheum(atism)'

Now THAT'S a horribly formed 'joke'

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:40 (four years ago) Permalink

jfc

how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:43 (four years ago) Permalink

welcome to the jointache

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:50 (four years ago) Permalink

Well, with Travolta, it's well beyond the realm of rumor. Witnesses on the record, harassment suits settled, etc. But Cruise, not only is it strictly rumor, with no ratification, he's also very litigious. So Travolta could likely not get away with suing for libel, but Cruise, with no paper-trail (gay-per trail?), could easily bring down his giant lifts.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 9:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:46 (four years ago) Permalink

What, no Tom Cruising?

pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:08 (four years ago) Permalink

Tom of Cruiseland

Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:06 (four years ago) Permalink

sorry, (Tom of Cruiseland?)

Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:07 (four years ago) Permalink

http://www.brucienyc.com/

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:16 (four years ago) Permalink

actually this belongs in like fourteen threads.

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:16 (four years ago) Permalink

no forsyth no credibility

cyfytlapdbfr? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:28 (four years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

Can someone explain what "boobs on the ground" means?

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:27 (four years ago) Permalink

as in 'boots on the ground'. given she's a pilot it's especially unapt

ogmor, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:29 (four years ago) Permalink

boobs in the sky

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:30 (four years ago) Permalink

xpost oic, thx

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:30 (four years ago) Permalink

omg lagoon

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 September 2014 04:57 (four years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

I have never seen it but remember reading all kinds of music fan sites circa 2000 and found out the dude from the prodigy contributed music to porn shot in zero g

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:20 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know you're making real zero g porn when someone calls up prodigy to do the music

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just imagine the pitch
"Hey you want to contribute music to my porn movie?"
"Ah, nah"
"We rented that airplane that flies like a roller coaster and the actors are going to be doing it while floating like astronauts"
"hmm sure, why not"

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm a firestarter, zero-g spooge Cruise like Carter.

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:41 PM (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:44 (one year ago) Permalink

. . . yeah

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 March 2017 03:43 (one year ago) Permalink

i deserve that

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 03:44 (one year ago) Permalink

You flew too close to the sun.

pplains, Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:34 (one year ago) Permalink

The wax from your wings melting off your back as you plunged toward Mother Earth...

pplains, Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:36 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...
one month passes...

hey he didn't offer $1000 to any raven-haired sirens willing to be drowned in the mansion pool

sarahell, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 05:49 (one year ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

Sorry OL...

From Star Wars thread about Solo movie
------------------------

"i might be the only person... who knows... what you really are!"

"what's that?"

^^ these were the killer lines they pulled for the trailer

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm intrigued to know what he really is tho

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a bronie?

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spoiler: his last name is actually Duet.

― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:48 (ten months ago) Permalink

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:58 (ten months ago) Permalink

ha the first joke isn't horribly formed but this post is:

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

sarahell, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:42 (ten months ago) Permalink

full of the elan of the original forks' post that inspired this thread

sarahell, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:43 (ten months ago) Permalink

that elan musk

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:33 (ten months ago) Permalink

wiping a single tear from my eye after reading the snoball post for the first time in like probably 2 years

flopson, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 06:17 (ten months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

I had no idea LL Bean sold guns. Did they come in flannel?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 2, 2018 9:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:32 (nine months ago) Permalink

oh my god

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:40 (nine months ago) Permalink


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