official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

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hey, it's not like she pled guilt... oh wait.

And I find myself shouting... BHOOT!!! BHOOT!!! (tehresa), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

just noticed the banner in the hot dawg toon

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:50 (fourteen years ago) link

for someone so smart, she clearly didn't understand how the hotdog joke works

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

She needs to release a rap album.

something cuh-ray (Pillbox), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 07:48 (fourteen years ago) link

eagerly awaiting the book deal

Randy will be autographing copies of his fascinating autobiography (dyao), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link

eagerly awaiting the hot dog endorsement

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link

or hallway endorsement i guess

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL @ that cartoon

judged on by some off the island motherfucker (gbx), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kari_letter_jail.jpg

omar little, Saturday, 3 October 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/love-forever-the-hipster-grifter/

omar little, Saturday, 3 October 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

location: SLUT

tehresa, Saturday, 3 October 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

SALT LAKE CITY, SLUTAH

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 3 October 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

that is one hardcore hipster, to keep up that persona.

serious wtf @ "smelled like an underage girl's snatch on raceday"

+ classic vice-esque racism: "she looked like mrs butterworth with a doo-wrag."

really would like to see the asian psychologist guy go over this letter on Law and Order: SVU.

bnw, Saturday, 3 October 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

don't know if it was new or why it was on tonight, but L+O: original series was based on hipster grifter tonight.

dan selzer, Saturday, 3 October 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Cajun Boy

God I hate to admit this, but I find her handwriting kind of endearing.

October 1st, 2009 at 2:05 pm

another potential head for the wall

omar little, Saturday, 3 October 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

BK Phil

She gives good letter, I gotta say. Haven’t seen an envelope that cool since the 70’s.

October 1st, 2009 at 4:33 pm

r.i.p.

omar little, Saturday, 3 October 2009 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The (loosely based) L&O episode had her as a killer!

mh, Saturday, 3 October 2009 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES...WITH THE LAW AND ORDER TWIST

for the record, I've sworn off all the Laws and Orders. My standards have gotten higher (hard to watch after The Wire) and the shows have just sunk. Total pits.

dan selzer, Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:20 (fourteen years ago) link

u can take the grifter out of brooklyn and into prison, but u can't...

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, y is there even a death penalty if not for these crimes? i ask u

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link

o u say that now but when in 10 years the nyer article comes out proving she was never even a hipster at all how will u feel?

nutrional socialist (Lamp), Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Her tone is very cliche-ridden in a polished way in the letter, perhaps she can write inappropriate adjective-laden fiction, much like she has lived inappropriate cliche-ridden fiction

mh, Saturday, 3 October 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

hipster deputy

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 8 October 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/01/let-the-grifting-begin/

♖♕♖ (am0n), Monday, 25 January 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

certifiable

('_') (omar little), Monday, 25 January 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Unsubscribe.
January 25th, 2010 at 1:52 pm

lol

bnw, Monday, 25 January 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

should i post this thread link in the comments? maybe she will come here and steal whiney's money

bnw, Monday, 25 January 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

No bitching from me–I’ve missed you, baby. Always regreted that you never ran your fingers through my beard.

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 25 January 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

lol, full house. i'd like to hear her thoughts on bea arthur, too. lol.

('_') (omar little), Monday, 25 January 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://gawker.com/5485699/

am0n, Friday, 5 March 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

"bonin down with bearded guyth"

am0n, Friday, 5 March 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utK34RKhVkQ

am0n, Friday, 5 March 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/05/when-im-too-lazy-to-write-you-get-tits/

jaxon, Sunday, 16 May 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

cunydropout

Bucky pimp this bitch out, I’ll pay a g to get in those guts
May 13th, 2010 at 8:32 pm

velko, Sunday, 16 May 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/03/anal-sex-the-gays-knew-all-along/

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Enough already.No. Seriously. No more, please.March 30th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

max, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

she really loves that "hot dog in the [physical space]" metaphor huh

max, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Bio: Lexicon artist writing bloviated drivel for Animal New York, Spook Magazine, and various other publications that feature nude illegal immigrants cleaning shit.

am0n, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, that was enough for me to remove the bookmark

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the "would you like FRIES with that" ad at the bottom of that first article is killing me

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://animalnewyork.com/?s=ferrell&x=12&y=5

evidence for the prosecution.

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

none of those pieces have any comments on them.

are you some kinda rap version of marc loi (stevie), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

She is repulsive in every sense.

bnw, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojzkc3VuL1qb05xio1_500.jpg

jeff, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link


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