official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

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all i can say is rip jw because i know hed have something to say about this

http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

lol jw aimed me about this today

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Bobby talked it over with some friends. “Basically, the consensus was to stick around because you like this girl, but don’t get too attached, because she’s going to be dead in three months,” Bobby said.

mizzell, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

how hard is it to option a screenplay? i bet i cd get some $$ for this with michael cera as bobby

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i always feel weird about shit like this, because it's kind of a non-story and this chick is clearly completely insane so it seems kind of pointless (also lol)

fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

to anyone who had sex with this liar!!!
Submitted by newshoes on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 14:08.

I hate to be the bearer of even more bad news but if you have had any type of sexual encounter with her you NEED to go get yourself checked out. I have herpes thanks to her. I know it's her because I was a virgin before we hooked up. Now I have only had sex with one girl, who was a liar and a criminal who gave me herpes. Yay...

velko, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i always feel weird about shit like this, because it's kind of a non-story and this chick is clearly completely insane so it seems kind of pointless (also lol)

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:24 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think this is sort of the brooklyn version of that LA weekly story about harlan ellison and the fake internet firefighter

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

we need jw

brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yes exactly! xp

fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean for example ilx's own version of this story was kinda lol but mostly sad and certainly not newsworthy. stuff like this feels like revenge.

fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

well tbf what makes it "newsworthy" is that its about a hipster girl who worked for a notorious publication and slept her way around brooklyn which means that any stories abt it are going to get tons of pagehits from bored web content developers & green point residents who are six degrees separated from her

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

six is generous probably

goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I love boards

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

"handjob with my mouth"

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/3230704517_176d919acb_b.jpg

brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

oh no way

goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at iphone

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i suppose ruthless documentation of one sociopathic user is a tad voyeuristic, and only a drop in the bucket, but still strikes me as just

goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

what jw has to say about this:

jw: "I want to give you a hand job with my mouth," and was signed "Korean Abdul-Jabbar." It was, according to Troy, from Ms. Ferrell.
jsdfhjksdnlsdkf
1:03 PM me: um
1:04 PM jw: http://gawker.com/5212970/meet-kari-ferrell-criminally-hipster
I WANT YOU TO THROW YOUR HOT DOG DOWN MY HALL
15 minutes
1:19 PM jw: I WANT YOU TO THROW YOUR HOT DOG DOWN MY HALL
me: yeah got that the first time
1:20 PM jw: union pool <3

tehresa, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"handjob with my mouth" : "finger you with his penis"

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

/eastbound.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

stay classy ny:

"attractive" my ass
Submitted by kittyyy on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 15:06.
Ah, silly boys and their yellow fever. They're even willing to fall in love with this moonpie with stab wounds for eyes. I expected this bitch to be at least marginally attractive from the way the article talked about her and her conquests. This is just pathetic. Come on, NY. You've all seen Asians before, right?

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goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

someone figure out what band her ex-boyfriend was in

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

more from jw: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=88462246065

tehresa, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

You've all seen Asians before, right?

meme potential

velko, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

how much did she get jw for :}

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

it pleases me so much that this crazy cunt is still at large in williamsburg

cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://nervous.org/images/200904/grifter2.jpg

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"magic johnson" "AIDS" ?

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

dr. phil do i know you?

cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

:)

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

say chaps i found her photobucket

http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/

fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

damn dude that is some fukin sleuthin

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

^_^

fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

y'all should take this shit to 77

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

check out those insane sloth's y'all

goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

stray ' there

goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/123456.jpg

velko, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

no pics of her coughing up blood?

cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

1. Bobby Says:
April 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Sorry about sleeping in your bed! She made it out like it was totally cool. I felt really weird about it.

fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

ha.

with identity theft and spam and 'ghost net' and the myspace bully suicide family thing, it seems at first glance like shitty people have a leg up using technology. but in the end, i wonder if increased connectivity might make certain kinds of sociopathic stuff harder to do? i mean if everyone in the pond has a blog and reads gawker this chick's life is going to be pretty hard from here on out.

goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but all this chick has to do is move to seattle and go by a nickname and she could do it all over again imo, though it sounds like she's OCD about certain things and would probably repeat them and therefore be easy to figure out.

fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly i don't know why but i'd like to strangle fat asian head

cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

her fat asian head

cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

the whole blogstorm about this is pretty amazing & hilarious too--i didnt really know that the brooklyn-online-bloggin-media world was so incestuous

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, i did, but

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

, but

cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/love-forever-the-hipster-grifter/

omar little, Saturday, 3 October 2009 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

location: SLUT

tehresa, Saturday, 3 October 2009 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

SALT LAKE CITY, SLUTAH

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 3 October 2009 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

that is one hardcore hipster, to keep up that persona.

serious wtf @ "smelled like an underage girl's snatch on raceday"

+ classic vice-esque racism: "she looked like mrs butterworth with a doo-wrag."

really would like to see the asian psychologist guy go over this letter on Law and Order: SVU.

bnw, Saturday, 3 October 2009 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

don't know if it was new or why it was on tonight, but L+O: original series was based on hipster grifter tonight.

dan selzer, Saturday, 3 October 2009 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

Cajun Boy

God I hate to admit this, but I find her handwriting kind of endearing.

October 1st, 2009 at 2:05 pm

another potential head for the wall

omar little, Saturday, 3 October 2009 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

BK Phil

She gives good letter, I gotta say. Haven’t seen an envelope that cool since the 70’s.

October 1st, 2009 at 4:33 pm

r.i.p.

omar little, Saturday, 3 October 2009 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

The (loosely based) L&O episode had her as a killer!

mh, Saturday, 3 October 2009 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES...WITH THE LAW AND ORDER TWIST

for the record, I've sworn off all the Laws and Orders. My standards have gotten higher (hard to watch after The Wire) and the shows have just sunk. Total pits.

dan selzer, Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

u can take the grifter out of brooklyn and into prison, but u can't...

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, y is there even a death penalty if not for these crimes? i ask u

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

o u say that now but when in 10 years the nyer article comes out proving she was never even a hipster at all how will u feel?

nutrional socialist (Lamp), Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

Her tone is very cliche-ridden in a polished way in the letter, perhaps she can write inappropriate adjective-laden fiction, much like she has lived inappropriate cliche-ridden fiction

mh, Saturday, 3 October 2009 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

hipster deputy

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 8 October 2009 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/01/let-the-grifting-begin/

♖♕♖ (am0n), Monday, 25 January 2010 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

certifiable

('_') (omar little), Monday, 25 January 2010 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Unsubscribe.
January 25th, 2010 at 1:52 pm

lol

bnw, Monday, 25 January 2010 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

should i post this thread link in the comments? maybe she will come here and steal whiney's money

bnw, Monday, 25 January 2010 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

No bitching from me–I’ve missed you, baby. Always regreted that you never ran your fingers through my beard.

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 25 January 2010 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol, full house. i'd like to hear her thoughts on bea arthur, too. lol.

('_') (omar little), Monday, 25 January 2010 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://gawker.com/5485699/

am0n, Friday, 5 March 2010 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

"bonin down with bearded guyth"

am0n, Friday, 5 March 2010 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utK34RKhVkQ

am0n, Friday, 5 March 2010 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

cunydropout

Bucky pimp this bitch out, I’ll pay a g to get in those guts
May 13th, 2010 at 8:32 pm

velko, Sunday, 16 May 2010 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Enough already.No. Seriously. No more, please.March 30th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

max, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

she really loves that "hot dog in the [physical space]" metaphor huh

max, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

Bio: Lexicon artist writing bloviated drivel for Animal New York, Spook Magazine, and various other publications that feature nude illegal immigrants cleaning shit.

am0n, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

wow, that was enough for me to remove the bookmark

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

the "would you like FRIES with that" ad at the bottom of that first article is killing me

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://animalnewyork.com/?s=ferrell&x=12&y=5

evidence for the prosecution.

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

none of those pieces have any comments on them.

are you some kinda rap version of marc loi (stevie), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

She is repulsive in every sense.

bnw, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojzkc3VuL1qb05xio1_500.jpg

jeff, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:16 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...
one month passes...

this shit just popped into my head for no reason. i'd never seen any of the stuff past 2010. i was going to ask "where is she now?" but i guess she is where she always was.

goole, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:19 (ten years ago) link

in the hallway

dayo, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:31 (ten years ago) link

think that through

goole, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:43 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

http://vimeo.com/53044579

乒乓, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 01:32 (eight years ago) link

eight years pass...

hmmmm

I curse the writer for mentioning there’s an instagram, which I obviously had to go look for

account name is… well, some things never change

mh, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 21:13 (two weeks ago) link


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