Misdirected emails

second time i've gotten an email directed to a person in ireland about a recommendation for graduate school

In particular, I remember one example of her “can-do” attitude in
relation to her approach to learning Connacht Irish as opposed to Donegal Irish. Rather than
complaining about how unfair it was to have to relearn her first language, she found work in the
Connemara Gaeltacht and incorporated experiences for learning into her everyday life.

it's so unfair i have to relearn connemara gaeltacht

There is a very famous goalie with my name. I get fan email for him all the time. And an old facebook account linked to that email got seriously corrupted and messed up. I think it is friends with a bunch of his family members and people he went to high school with.

Subject: Kielbasa!!!

Body: That was good stuff!!! Had for lunch! All gone! Thanks!

- Jim

hahaha

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if anyone wants these let me know then i guess tell them i sent you?

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Jordan,

I’m typing this up at a closing. I will be tied up until 6 and then I have dinner with my wife. So we can chat tomorrow.

I spoke with Jim last night. I would describe him as on his last rope. It is hard for him to understand your difficulty in pulling the switch on the purchase. I did not tell him anything about your thoughts on how to do the deal. I think that’s a non-starter.

I can probably get him to agree to the $300k full standby note. But that’s not assured. My thoughts on the salary are to pay him $7,500 a month for 4 months and see what you need from him after that. Give him a commission and the training fees on an ongoing basis. That doesn’t short-change his value and it doesn’t obligate you to pay him more than $30k. So you each get what you want.

You’ll have to settle with a right-of-set off on the Note. He’s not going to agree to any escrows. And he’ll leave behind $40k of cash in the business and take the A/R. That’s sufficient to run the business plus the bank will fund you some Working Capital as part of the loan. Typically $50k. They make you take it. So you’ll have plenty of cash to operate. He’s not leaving $40k and the A/R.

He is not going to send you the QB file or anything else. You spoke with Pam for an hour. A/R fluctuates from $30k to maybe $80k. Depends on the client and the sales.

Jim feels that there comes a time where you have to make a decision. Are you ready to take the next step and be a business owner? That time is now. Time is running out. He’s expecting this thing to be closing soon or he’s going to have to move on. He’s making himself $500k a year and the business is growing. He’s not happy with the $1.5 mil price but he’ll take it if you can move on it.

So I don’t think a coffee chat will help. He’s looking for action. Not discussion. You know all there is to know about Tokay and you know what you want to do with the business. Now”s the time. Owning a business is hard. I get that. That’s why I sell them and don’t operate them.

You’ve spent a long time on this and have gotten the price and terms down to a very reasonable level. You’ve got the financing in place. This is the moment of truth. Make it happen.

We can talk tomorrow.

Peter ----------

Wow

shit or get off the pot, Jordan

My initial response before letting him know he had the wrong email: Give him whatever he needs. Sell! Sell! Sell!

Val, happy belated birthday,
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Happy Birthday Val, Pat..
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Happy Birthday Val from Kansas City. Hope all is well.

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Happy Birthday Val! I had every intention of coming yesterday but a Customer popped in late morning, unexpectedly,  and I had to go with him to lunch, damn it. Hope you had a great one.
All the best.
________________________________________

Happy Birthday Val !  Sorry I was unable to attend lunch.  Jim 

Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone

^^These just suddenly came out of nowhere. But then, I found the guy who for some reason added my email to the chain.

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What a life he must lead

Hi all,

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Cheers,

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Sadly, I was not in socal that weekend. Hope you had fun Z1g.

Hope you are well,

I tried to contact you today regarding Lamma Hilton running tomorrow at Warwick Farm but was unsuccessful.

All is well with her and she is set to run well again.

If you have any questions regarding the horse or the race, including requests for tickets I would be glad to help via email or phone.

Regards

I think I've got some bad credit card bills, but I feel better when I see Pleasant A. Plains' Amex balance.

― pplains, Wednesday, August 23, 2017 8:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Annual reminder of "Phew, there but for the grace of God..."

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Yikes

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Fascinating

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These new Gmail "suggested responses" are getting tempting...

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I've been seeing these ads on Instagram for a hotel called GOLDSBORO BASE. Curiosity finally got to me – Where the hell is this place? I've never heard of it. And in typical Instagram fashion, there was no street address given inside the ad.

Went online and it's in Goldsboro, N.C. OK? That's 1,000 miles away from me. Why am I being targeted by these ads?

I rarely go on Facebook anymore, but had to yesterday at work. My login email is the same one I used to use for ILX, back when my name started with Pleasant instead of just 'P'. And that's when I went hold up.

Remember the dentist up above> Misdirected emails ?

His office is outside of Charlotte, N.C., which is on the other side of the state from Goldsboro. But dude's mom lives there! (OK, I may have doxxed him a little bit.)

Thing that weirds me out is that I use a whole 'nother email and username on Instagram than I have for FB. But Insta being FB's cool toy to use however it sees fit, they must also be exchanging data with each other.

I can't confirm it, it's the only thing I can come up with to connect it. Because how come I'm not getting invitations from hotels in Staten Island?

Anyway. The kicker to all this is, since I did all that "research," now wherever I go online, there's a GOLDSBORO BASE ad just waiting for me.

you ever talk about it with your phone around?

The link to the misdirected email makes me think that the person who sent you that uploaded their contacts to Facebook (which a lot of companies do) but obviouslf gss the wrong contact info for you and if he’s got clients in the area it’s matched you with the information it’s got on those people. There are things occasionally where therapists have uploaded their contact books to Facebook and clients suddenly get recommended “randoms” in people you may know who are also fellow clients.

Yikes yikes yikes.

Hi there,

We are currently looking for volunteers to help with our Benny Boy’s men’s club.

This group gets together once a month to help our gentleman residents paint, woodwork, and work with their hands again.

If you yourself would like to help out or if you know of anyone that would like to help our residents get creative please let me know!

Dear Martin,

Most material signed by the Queen after 1960 is signed with an autopen signature. I would be happy to look at them for you as I could probably tell you if yours are. I would not be interested if they are but you could sell them in auction - they do still have some value even if they aren't genuinely signed.

Best wishes,

Sophie

Message:
Hi Sophie I wonder if you would be interested in two documents I bought at a boot fair a couple of years ago,they are Officers promotion papers ,x2.they are dated 1960 and carry signatures of Queen Elisabeth do not know if they are printed on the paper,they have impressed seal markings into the paper,along with other signatures,officer in question was a Jeremy John ropes ,2nd lieutenant ,Royal Regiment of Artillery,

From: myemailaddress_plus3dig✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
To: myemailaddr✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: Updated Passcodes
Attachment: IMPORTANT NUMBERS AND PASSCODES.docx, which contains usernames and passwords for this guy and his wife for:

Nationwide Insurance
Social Security
Ebay
Paypal
Charlotte Metro Credit Union
Duke Energy
Time Warner
Walgreens (Pam)
Walgreens (Mike)
Walgreens Rewards Balance
Inkjet Superstore
Sprint
Cigna Dental Insurance
Procter & Gamble Benefits
Skype
Wells Fargo Bank
OptumRx
United Health Care
Gmail
Friday’s Stripes
Amazon
Yahoo
SkyDrive
Directv
Linkedin
Builder Assistant
Dropbox
Microsoft Account
Vonage
Western Digital External Drive
Codes for Tablets and Computer
Dell Desktop Computer
City Of Charlotte
Alorica Work From Home
Gmail Sign-in
Norton Sign-in
Norton Sign-in
Papa John’s
Microsoft Office Passcode
Outlook Sign-In
Iheartradio
Pandora
Wish.com
Pizza Hut
Zenni Optical

how did pam/mike manage to screw up sending that to themselves? they kinda deserve at least their Papa John's account getting "hacked"

His email address is my email address plus some numbers.

All his passwords relate to the Pittsburgh steelers.

yah but surely he's emailing it to himself or just between him and his wife?

Yeah I assume so

Or at least that’s what he was trying to do

I keep getting mails directed to a n@th@lie c. Same exact name. Lol

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killed that shit

Home safe and sound and minds trying to sort thru all that we were able to see and do.

We so enjoyed our visits with you - and loved the Church Service.

FYI - your e-mails in response to ours went directly to our spam folder (we never know and rarely check same) - hence the continued e-mails to you from us regarding getting together last week.

Most of our vacations have centered around S and Central America so this was a totally new culture and country to us - we loved the experience.

Getting to know several thru guides and friends that were native to India gave us such insight as to the people there.

Ours is, indeed, a beautifully created world.

Stay well.

One never knows when our paths will cross again.

Blessings, Carl.

Joyce & John

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Mcdonalds

Can’t wait for this domino’s delivery

Apparently my name is Tent and I live in Alabama

Dang, enjoy your stay at the Ft Lauderdale Ritz-Carlton, $1700 for Tues - Sat.

I've recently had my "tyres" changed in Perth, apparently

yeah that's how we spell it because they are not things which make you sleepy

Perth Aus or Perth Sco?

Pollo Tropical
Citrus-Marinated Chicken

1 x 1/2 Fire Grilled Chicken - With 2 Sides (1 x $7.99) = $7.99
***EXTRA BURNT
1 x White Meat Only (Additional Charge)
(1 x $0.85) = $0.85
1 x French Fries
1 x French Fries

white meat, extra burnt!

Ok y'all, this one's a doozy.

MasterArchfiend replied to your comment on Love for Spinel:
You wrote:

Ah... where do I start on this beauty?! I was immediately drawn in by the promise of weight gain, and I can confidently assure you that I was not let down and my bean was most certainly flicked! This has to be the most intriguing story I've read in my many years. Through all of the essays and stories I've read from my students, I've never been quite as impressed as I am now. In this short but sweet message, I will let you know a few things I love about this Shakespearean level of literature.

First of all, I love how you meticulously built up to the climax. You went at a pace not quite slow enough to leave the reader yawning, but not quite fast enough to leave the reader confused and unsure of what was occurring. The story was timed at a perfect pace, and once things started getting good, things started getting GOOD!!! If you look back to paragraph 13 where the text exclaims, "Having not eaten before, she wasn't quite sure how to describe it. All she could say for certain was that she wanted more.", this is a clear example of foreshadowing. Spinel had just had her first morsel of food, and she wants MORE! She won't stop until she gets more! The reader knows that the rising action is now taking place, and they anxiously begin to edge their way to their seat in anticipation of what occurs next!

Secondly, the use of details and imagery was, with lack of a better word, extremely sexually arousing. I loved how you were able to gracefully describe the gradual growth of Spinel's belly. The idea of her slowly taking up more and more of Yellow's lap is so hot, and the idea of our precious little bean Spinel being filled to the brim with pastries... I'm honestly getting turned on writing this. I love the detail you added in about her clothes stretching out and ripping -- it just makes everything much more realistic (and sexy)! "Spinel spent more and more time resting on Yellow's lap instead of her bed while Blue and White took turns replenishing her tray while providing soothing rubs when she became too full." (paragraph 24.) The only complaint I have is that I wish you'd give more detail as to what Spinel's belly and folds felt like when the Diamonds were rubbing it! And this whole story wraps up in such an elegant way that I'm genuinely left begging for more! A sequel, perhaps?

Lastly, I love the way you wrapped this up. Yellow and Blue are obviously having doubts of their actions after they see how big Spinel has gotten, and they even consider amongst themselves to maybe lay off a bit on the snacks. However, White quickly dismissed whatever ideas they were conjuring up, leaving so much to the reader's imagination about what happened after this story ended. Did Spinel gain more and more girth until she finally popped? Did the Diamonds decide to stop feeding Spinel until she returned to her normal size? How many more belly rubs was she given? Was Spinel ever given new clothes or did she just sit there butt naked? It's all up to the reader to decide! "As they quietly thought about what they have done to their lover in the name of her happiness, the sound of heels brought their attention to White who held out a very large tray of pastries in one hand and one she had clearly been snacking on in the other. "I don't think we've gone far enough." (paragraph 28, a.k.a. the last paragraph.) My eager, horny mind is racing as to all the different things that could happen!

Furthermore, that was only a few things that I loved about this story! I would've written more, but I only have a 45-minute break before my next class of students come in! I'm debating showing them this to let them know how well imagery can work in your favor if used correctly. I implore you to write a second chapter! This was a ride from beginning to end, and I'm so so so excited for your upcoming stories!

Love from Wisconsin,
Mrs. Jordan M.

MasterArchfiend responded:

I want to apologize for not replying in a timely manner and thank you for the thorough compliment. I admit that I was not expecting something so in-depth, but I am pleased to find that you enjoyed it.

There is a sequel in the works and I will take this into account as I work on it.

As for sharing this work, I have no objections. It means more ideas and opinions to help me improve my writing.

With many thanks coincidentally also from Wisconsin,

Krys W. The one and only MasterArchfiend.

i think you need to make a trip to wisconsin

What a world