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Prime Upper West Side location w/studios, 1 and 2 bedrooms from $2035.
^^these people clearly have my income bracket wrong in their targeting/filter.
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"from" -- the most discouraging word in real estate
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 October 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
esp when the from for that price is for a STUDIO.
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
j03 fullman saw a studio for ~$1850 in the (far) west village with a yard. Fallout from financial crisis is hitting the studio apts 1st…
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 13 October 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
for some reason everytime I log into facebook I get an ad that says 'buy blackadder t-shirts' lol
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:00 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7484/blackadderpq4.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link
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― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/sdfghjkl.jpg
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 08:55 (fifteen years ago) link
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― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ rhino horn neti pot
I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest
― dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
suggestion: upload some more recent pictures w/ your beard
― ♪☺♫☻ USA (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
lol. I shaved it in the summer
in other news a promo email for Grace Jones "Williams Blood" generated these o_0 google ads
Cord BloodChoose Only The World's Largest & Most Experienced Cord Blood Bank.www.CordBlood.com
Cord Blood Bank CompanyFree Cord Blood Buyer's Guide & Kit MD Trusted, FDA & AABB Approvedwww.FamilyCordBloodServices.com
WAHT
― dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
umbilical cord blood maybe?
― ♪☺♫☻ USA (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
mine are "Like Vampire Weekend?" and TIRED OF SHAVING
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah that's what it is but I thought it was used for like, stem cell research
I guess that's what they're marketing, bank your blood in case ya need it? didn't seem like something that would hit the general public through google ads. (actually I think at first glance I thought they were SELLING cord blood, eww.)
― dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
no you keep it in a bank and if the kid of any direct relatives get some horrible cancerish type disease it can help a lot.
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"the kid OR any direct relatives"
i wish i had got my shit together and done it
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
huh! did not know that
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/BrOnXbOmBr21/the_more_you_know.jpg
― dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
this is not a targeted facebook ad but i was looking at alumni of my high school and i found my 6th grade math teacher
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/501/2/s1634617405_1320.jpg
― horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link
i always get ones for Christian singles O_O
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ getting both of these at once
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― dmr, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Annual Green Card lotteryWin a permanent american residency. The US Green Card lottery is conducted each year by the US government. Deadline: Dec 1st.
shit! just missed out.
― Suggesteban Buttez (jabba hands), Thursday, 4 December 2008 09:29 (fifteen years ago) link
― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah wtf, do dudes really just go to town on their torsos with a razor?
― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/ghjk-1.jpg
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I favorited a bunch of horse racing shit "Dave is now a fan of SILVER CHARM" etc and now I'm getting a bunch of banners that are like, Gambling problem? We can help!!
― dmr, Thursday, 12 February 2009 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link
was talking to p3te sm1th about jobs and got this one promoting a job i want
http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/9/43/6002243428373_1_ba0dfde7.jpg
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
the eno tshirt ad thats been around for the last few ages was replaced today by russian brides,something offering me 70% ROI, and the opportunity to meet elite mature singles.
WHAT HAS CHANGED?!
― bb, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
wtff why does facebook suddenly think I have man-boobs
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― dmr, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― sleep, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
"MIRDLES"
― dmr, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled3.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled4.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled1.jpg
― warmsherry, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
i got an ad encouraging me to 'Ball out of control' with a pic of a lex coupe or something. i was into that one.
― sleep, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://torchthebridge.com/forums/uploads/post-101-1235353712.png
― thorn, Monday, 23 February 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link
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lol chris botti
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
where the hell are they even getting this statistic
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6050/parents.tif
― tehresa, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:39 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats!
― velko, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:40 (fifteen years ago) link
apparently my biological clock is not doing its job so facebook decided to handle matters.
― tehresa, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:42 (fifteen years ago) link
i got one for "at&t swag"
― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 April 2009 06:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Why is this guy so happy?[pic of monk]He has a secret. Lucky for you, he'll share it with you. Then you'll be laughing too.
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 April 2009 07:35 (fifteen years ago) link
lol ur a buddhist
― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 April 2009 08:06 (fifteen years ago) link
ya it was a ad for some tibetan dude's meditation course
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 April 2009 08:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/18/45/6002240468834_1_29942895.jpg
― otm in new york (G00blar), Friday, 10 April 2009 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link
O_o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/ironicnotfunny/WTF.jpg
― Young Wayne Newton (latebloomer), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/les.jpg
― TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh, figures i can't find it now but i have been getting the "ipod of shavers" one a lot lately. lol what does that even mean. also, my profile is naked without animated gifs.
― ian, Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/hpnotiq.jpg
― tehresa, Thursday, 2 July 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link
again with the baby crap!http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/baby.jpg
― tehresa, Monday, 10 August 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i31.tinypic.com/15g8ll4.jpg
― (ƨnɘhqɘϯƧ ƨ1ϯɿuƆ) | HI!!!!! | (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link
They've got your number.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd never want to join any club that'd have me as a member
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
just got another jdate advertisement on facebook
― mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/0/AACXb7P1UrYuDyDTMl3sSdQ4HE-bCQCwYwfd9sepCPAwiA/12/899741/png/32x32/3/_/1/2/jdate.png/O_iuSd2vwqWcaN8Xzao9185h6mkjnmp3diogM60fSo0?size=1024x768
― mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
never mind, dropbox doesn't want you to see the ad
― mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ttKl8bK.jpg
― circa1916, Friday, 10 May 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
Change your underwear.
You've never felt anything like this before.
― crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wvqjUTo.png
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 June 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
Rockefeller Plaza, Des Moines
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qB5agmm.png
― 乒乓, Sunday, 16 June 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
ugh
― ttyih boi (crüt), Sunday, 16 June 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
Finally.
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Sunday, 16 June 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/aLlekX5.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jGrXyw6.png
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
loool nice work LL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 July 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
<3 LL
― mh, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
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― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
She likes to "Head Bang"
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― ian, Friday, 20 September 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/07roo7N.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:42 (ten years ago) link
i don't eat ruffles anymore, but they're good and expensive, so take the ticket
― markers, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:52 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tfSbrM8.png
Fuck you
― 龜, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57b59bn3H1rpq40to1_250.gif
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
http://gizmodo.com/how-to-stop-facebook-from-sharing-your-browsing-history-1589918083/+ashleyfeinberg
― 龜, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
This caught me off guard at first. I misread it as RIP Lou, Lou presumably being President Obama with shaggy hair.https://secure.img-cdn.mediaplex.com/0/27722/216528/300x250_AQ-2_P2Pxxxx.jpg
― brimstead, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:55 (eight years ago) link
the FUCK
https://i.ibb.co/bHXWX9r/Screenshot-2021-07-02-9-46-11-AM.png
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 July 2021 13:52 (two years ago) link