targeted facebook ads i have received lately

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tehresa, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:49 (thirteen years ago) link

SoBro, dudez. gonna be the next wburg.

tehresa, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:49 (thirteen years ago) link

(i know this is not news just facebook ads what?!)

tehresa, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link

frutels
http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/2008/3/13/p_6002205611700_8044.jpg
Frutels is acne care in a candy. Get clear skin from the inside out. Try Frutels, the gummy vitamin for acne today.

thorn, Saturday, 17 May 2008 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

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J0rdan S., Saturday, 17 May 2008 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

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tehresa, Thursday, 22 May 2008 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

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tehresa, Monday, 26 May 2008 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I keep getting an ad for a gay match.com thing

milo z, Monday, 26 May 2008 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

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J0rdan S., Monday, 23 June 2008 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Wholesale Dog Poop Bags
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70% off the price of Petco (as low 3.9 cents per bag vs. 15 cents!) Order your wholesale bags by July 18 and get free UPS shipping!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 20 July 2008 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

catsup dude's girl upthread looks uncannily like an old flame. even breast size is accurate

r1o natsume, Sunday, 20 July 2008 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

that is spitzer's ho, no?

tehresa, Sunday, 20 July 2008 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ "Condo.Own"

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

mine are all OLD, GAY & SINGLE?

Dr Morbius, Monday, 28 July 2008 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Theresa as cool as Robert Downey Jr.?
See the Tropic Thunder trailer and take the quiz to find out!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

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^ girlfriend got this

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

so am i?

tehresa, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

not in blackface you're not

remy bean, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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lol

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 1 September 2008 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Join NY Wine Tasting Trip

Our awesome trip is sold out for women, but still has room for men. Join ZogSports for a day of wine tasting fun on Long Island!

Whoa chicks!!!!!!!

html tsar (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Like Kraftwerk?
Play this rad new online dance game. No, Kraftwerk is not in it (yet), but great indie/electro bands like CSS, Cut Copy, etc are!
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Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Friday, 3 October 2008 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

Like Kraftwerk?

DO I!

CaptainLorax, Friday, 3 October 2008 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://zombiehof.com/misc/fb0.jpg

YES MORE ADS OK YES

thorn, Thursday, 9 October 2008 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

Things My Dog Ate
My dog Watson ate my girlfriend's $350 Prada shoes so I started a website dedicated to all the crazy things dogs eat.

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 13 October 2008 07:37 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome To Your Life

Prime Upper West Side location w/studios, 1 and 2 bedrooms from $2035.

^^these people clearly have my income bracket wrong in their targeting/filter.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

"from" -- the most discouraging word in real estate

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 October 2008 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

esp when the from for that price is for a STUDIO.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

j03 fullman saw a studio for ~$1850 in the (far) west village with a yard. Fallout from financial crisis is hitting the studio apts 1st…

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 13 October 2008 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

for some reason everytime I log into facebook I get an ad that says 'buy blackadder t-shirts' lol

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:00 (twelve years ago) link

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CaptainLorax, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:03 (twelve years ago) link

Do You Know Jay-Z?

Take this fun quiz and test your knowledge about Jay-Z now!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:40 (twelve years ago) link

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♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

Love Roller Coasters?

Share your passions and experiences with the community at diddit.com.

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol @ rhino horn neti pot

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

suggestion: upload some more recent pictures w/ your beard

♪☺♫☻ USA (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

lol. I shaved it in the summer

in other news a promo email for Grace Jones "Williams Blood" generated these o_0 google ads

Cord Blood
Choose Only The World's Largest & Most Experienced Cord Blood Bank.
www.CordBlood.com

Cord Blood Bank Company
Free Cord Blood Buyer's Guide & Kit MD Trusted, FDA & AABB Approved
www.FamilyCordBloodServices.com

WAHT

dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

umbilical cord blood maybe?

♪☺♫☻ USA (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

mine are "Like Vampire Weekend?" and TIRED OF SHAVING

myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

umbilical cord blood maybe?

yeah that's what it is but I thought it was used for like, stem cell research

I guess that's what they're marketing, bank your blood in case ya need it? didn't seem like something that would hit the general public through google ads. (actually I think at first glance I thought they were SELLING cord blood, eww.)

dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

no you keep it in a bank and if the kid of any direct relatives get some horrible cancerish type disease it can help a lot.

a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

"the kid OR any direct relatives"

i wish i had got my shit together and done it

a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

huh! did not know that

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dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

this is not a targeted facebook ad but i was looking at alumni of my high school and i found my 6th grade math teacher

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/501/2/s1634617405_1320.jpg

horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

i always get ones for Christian singles O_O

balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lol @ getting both of these at once

Worried about drinking?
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OVAL Vodka Recipes
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dmr, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

Annual Green Card lottery
Win a permanent american residency. The US Green Card lottery is conducted each year by the US government. Deadline: Dec 1st.

shit! just missed out.

Suggesteban Buttez (jabba hands), Thursday, 4 December 2008 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah wtf, do dudes really just go to town on their torsos with a razor?

some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

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♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

Our free contest gives out $1000 cash every month to the hottest mom with the most votes. Find out if you can win here.

▲ just some triangles ▲ (crüt), Monday, 27 September 2010 02:31 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

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crut jones (crüt), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:42 (ten years ago) link

gifts for hipster guys

sarahel, Monday, 8 November 2010 06:47 (ten years ago) link

hipsterpie

crut jones (crüt), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:50 (ten years ago) link

hipster pie!!!

crut jones (crüt), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:50 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

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naus, Saturday, 5 February 2011 04:15 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

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tehresa, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 11:33 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three months pass...

David Guetta, Skrillex, Afrojack - Dj Ivy combines all these styles in his mixing and production. FREE MIXES & MUSIC DOWNLOADS

fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, 7 November 2011 08:07 (nine years ago) link

serious lols @ Teach Chapman Stick?

fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, 7 November 2011 08:07 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...
seven months pass...

Meet a Nice Jewish Girl on JDate. Browse Free!

crüt, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:16 (eight years ago) link

that's what I like about jewish girls, heh heh

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:21 (eight years ago) link

kidding!

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:21 (eight years ago) link

I've seen that ad and have wondered if it's cool for me to join jdate since they advertised to me (not jewish)

mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:36 (eight years ago) link

no

iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:37 (eight years ago) link

really? I have heard of non-jewish people using it. I have never used it. I thought that people just specified their preference, and some people minded and some didn't.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:38 (eight years ago) link

jdate is a safe space for a minority group we don't need people like mh disturbing it

iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:39 (eight years ago) link

sorry iatee the advertisement says it's cool for me to

mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:40 (eight years ago) link

In the United States of America, other causes, such as more people marrying later in life, have combined with intermarriage to cause the Jewish community to decrease dramatically; for every 20 adult Jews, there are now only 17 Jewish children. Some religious conservatives now even speak metaphorically of intermarriage as a silent holocaust.

iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:42 (eight years ago) link

ask yourself mh do you want to participate in a holocaust

iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:42 (eight years ago) link

I thought jewish lineage is matrilineal so I can't really break anything

mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:44 (eight years ago) link

just do the honorable thing and convert

iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:46 (eight years ago) link

I'd never want to join any club that'd have me as a member

mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:47 (eight years ago) link

just got another jdate advertisement on facebook

mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:42 (eight years ago) link

never mind, dropbox doesn't want you to see the ad

mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:48 (eight years ago) link

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circa1916, Friday, 10 May 2013 17:03 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Change your underwear.

You've never felt anything like this before.

crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:05 (eight years ago) link

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乒乓, Sunday, 9 June 2013 16:58 (eight years ago) link

Rockefeller Plaza, Des Moines

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:06 (eight years ago) link

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乒乓, Sunday, 16 June 2013 00:43 (eight years ago) link

ugh

ttyih boi (crüt), Sunday, 16 June 2013 01:00 (eight years ago) link

Finally.

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Sunday, 16 June 2013 01:01 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

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乒乓, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:12 (eight years ago) link

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free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:35 (eight years ago) link

loool nice work LL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 July 2013 22:26 (eight years ago) link

<3 LL

mh, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:29 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

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I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:33 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

She likes to "Head Bang"

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ian, Friday, 20 September 2013 02:21 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

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, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:42 (seven years ago) link

i don't eat ruffles anymore, but they're good and expensive, so take the ticket

markers, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:52 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

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Fuck you

, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:52 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

This caught me off guard at first. I misread it as RIP Lou, Lou presumably being President Obama with shaggy hair.
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brimstead, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:55 (five years ago) link

five years pass...

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