so you all move to NYC because that's where STUFF HAPPENS and it's COOL and you get there and realize you're all underpaid because HELLO NEVERENDING LABOR SURPLUS and the rent is too high because OH LOOK COROLLATING CONSTANT HOUSING SHORTAGE so the best you can do in the middle-income bracket is BROOKLYN which is fine because everybody you know and get along with is also just scraping by so they're also on the brooklyn scheme and then you keep at it for a few years and go nowhere because, because, because, woulda coulda shoulda but REALLY it's down to the essential, intangible difference between YOUR strength of character versus the utter GABBNEBBERY of manhattanites, and later you realize it's not even just the gabbnebs but anybody who might dare to even ASPIRE to live closer to work and wait wait wait for it YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES I'M ONE TOO BUT I SAID IT FIRST I WIN no seriously? I think I've had it with you people. I think you all have a disease.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
dude it's cool nobody actually hates Alex in NYC that much
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
might dare to even ASPIE
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah but I'm sick of them all I do you people SPECIAL FAVORS and even go so far as to PRETEND I LIKE YOU and then LOOK WHAT HAPPENS
this thread is a slash between trolling and being completely honest also in the interests of fairness I should admit that this is really a challop of TOMBOT and that El Tomboto is kind of fond of everyone working so hard trying to make it up there in the big city but ayo sometimes we forget to logout and log back in
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
ayo!
― max, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i didnt know el tomboto/TOMBOT was a tip/T.I. thing
lol richard florida
― get bent, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder
― tehresa, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
the internet is hip and with it because it allows me to express these sentences that are impossible to utter in real life due to LUNG CAPACITY which I have irresponsibly DIMINISHED with my disgusting CIGARETTE HABIT
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread needs more of this guy
http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/
― get bent, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
which one is eminem and which one is slim shady
― max, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
thank you jbr for helping realize power of gestalt intellect
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Id_ego_superego.jpg/503px-Id_ego_superego.jpg
― max, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
also I love gabbneb for his role as the constant "other" in the NYC ILX scene, representing all that is incomprehensible and even obscene to the rest (jam bands, shorts with sandals, ivy league JD, autistic-spectrum obsessions on all the wrong topix)
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
felicity was good for a while but then she quit and moved and came back
and I guess the schef only posts to ILNFL anymore but she was the quintessential anti-manhattan that makes manhattan tolerable
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
actually that's giving them both too much credit, gabbneb is a fucking institution
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link
whoa got all meta there for about 35 seconds sorry
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
it can be very therapeutic
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
let it out
― max, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
do not use periods in this thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
ever
― tehresa, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
think about it for a minute then stop that sound you can't hear is called freedom
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
have you realized that el tomboto just blew your mind
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
you should go to the zoo today
― Yerac, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
felicity is in LA now
― Yerac, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
yerac imma delete that and repost it w/out a period
― tehresa, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
OHHHHH SHIIIIIIT
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
ok
― Yerac, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
POWERS THAT BE
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
settle down big guy
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
:-\ split personality tombot beating me to punch
― tehresa, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
you should really get out of DC
― Yerac, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I do enjoy the countryside, in small doses
the urban pedestrian lifestyle is extremely amenable to me but were I able to get away from all you fucking people without investing in another gasoline-fueled rolling money pit I would of course do so faster than you can say "bathsheba everdene"
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link
-- max, Saturday, May 10, 2008 1:36 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
TOMBOT is he who BANS see
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-- El Tomboto, Saturday, May 10, 2008 1:53 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
O T M
― jhøshea, Saturday, 10 May 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/mepics.nsf/view/top01f/%24File/top01f.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 May 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
gettin sentimeta
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 10 May 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
there it is
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 May 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
wild... cat.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 August 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
― 69, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
woooooooooooow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
― The Reverend, Monday, 4 August 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link
the rent. is too damn high. OOOOWEEE
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:37 (fifteen years ago) link