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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Pundneb (gabbneb) 4
tax-on-gas (Paul Tsongas)3
ShrillRod (Hillary Clinton) 3
Poppy Twit (George H.W. Bush) 2
Rodham (Hillary Clinton) 2
the O-Man (Barack Obama) 2
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton) 2
Gabby (gabbneb) 1
The Saint (Barack Obama) 1
Mme Rodham (Hillary Clinton) 0
Bubba (Bill Clinton) 0
Mouthbreather Matthews (Chris Matthews) 0
Bloomie (Michael Bloomberg) 0
Harry "Corleone" Reid (Harry Reid) 0
Hil (Hillary Clinton) 0
Hill-Rod (Hillary Clinton) 0
McBickle (John McCain) 0
The Rod (Hillary Clinton) 0
Shrill (Hillary Clinton) 0
McNasty (John McCain) 0


I DIED, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

and twat

max, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

I enjoy the sneering simplicity of "Rodham," personally

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

Pundneb has a certain Nabokovian flair. </ponce>

David R., Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

don't know whether to go for the compound nickname "ShrillRod" or the pugilist connotations of "Mouthbreather Matthews"

I DIED, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

ja, krazee Viet vets y'know

I DIED's attention scaring me.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

also, he forgot Billy Blythe.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

^^ that's my fave!

gff, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

Harry "Corleone" Reid (Harry Reid)

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

I hear all of these in my head in an empatic, overenunciated radio pundit voice like Limbaugh or that guy at the McCain rally who kept saying "Barack HUSSEIN Obama".

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

paul tsgongas has been dead for years, leave his corpse alone!

chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

poppy twit's making me giggle

tehresa, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

* Demoncans and Republicrats
* Jorge Bush (George W. Bush)
* Juan McCain (John McCain)
* Hillary Rotten Clinton (Hillary Rodham Clinton)
* Mike Hucksterbee (Mike Huckabee)
* Jesse 'High' Jackson (Jesse Jackson)
* Al Sharp-tongue (Al Sharpton)
* San Fran-Sicko (San Francisco)
* Sean Vanity (Sean Hannity)
* The Leprachaun (Bill O'Reilly)
* Janet Sterno (Janet Reno)
* Madeleine Half-bright (Madeleine Albright)
* Hush Pimbaugh (Rush Limbaugh)
* The Golfer (Rush Limbaugh)
* The Wall Banger (Sean Hannity)

and what, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

* The Wall Banger (Sean Hannity)

WTF is the story behind that one?

David R., Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

i'm positive i saw the post call a-rod "shrillrod" once

omar little, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

* Demoncans

http://www.impawards.com/1967/posters/bedazzled.jpg

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

paul taxongas was a Limbaugh quote, not of my origin

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

you mean good ol' Hush Pimbaugh?

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

and twat

-- max, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:05 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 9 May 2008 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (gonzo hyperbole >>> cute puns)

tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 May 2008 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Saturday, 10 May 2008 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

In a way, they're all winners.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 10 May 2008 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

inaccurate, distorted poll

Dr Morbius, Sunday, 11 May 2008 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

what's the official Obama nickname gonna be?

velko, Friday, 31 October 2008 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

The One
BAM
Lincoln II
Bill Clinton II
Our Hero

Dr Morbius, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

:D

velko, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

Bill Clinton II is just mean

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

baloomps orblama

Edward III, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

why do people do this

horrible (harbl), Friday, 31 October 2008 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

Obamacist in Chief

I DIED, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

BARACK-STARR
JUST AND GOOD EMPEROR OF PLANET THREE IN THE SOL SYSTEM

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

Obamacist in Chief

No. As with Jesus, the greater problem is with some of his followers.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

baracko

Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

^ courtesy joe biden ^

Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

as much as I look forward to an obama presidency, a biden vice-presidency will surely promise a cornucopia of malapropism

Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

yah but it will be malaprops i can believe in

good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

Bill Clinton II is just mean

Rahm Emanuel and John Podesta are making it the morning-book favorite.

also may try out "The Change Hustler"

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 6 November 2008 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

or Reagan for Liberals

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

I think he should hire Bill Clinton as President

gabbneb, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm glad you've finally changed yr name, lil cumstain

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, December 16, 2008 11:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

*sniff*

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

the littlest cumstain: a christmas miracle

uncle tombot (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-12-08.gif

uncle tombot (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

stfu forever and stay off I Love Baseball slobknob

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

lool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

he called me a gay

double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Even as pols go, does anyone doubt that Ojesus and Shrillary intensely dislike each other? as do their organizations? If faking authenticity is key, that ticket would be a nightmare.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:17 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

osheila

and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

lots of lols coming

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:08 (ten years ago) link

lol kevin

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:22 (ten years ago) link

supply and dem-bam-d

max, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:37 (ten years ago) link

I'd totally believe that Morbius coined "gaydar" though.

I'd like to coin you, Matt, if u knowhuttimean

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:54 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

Oprah = Orcah

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:19 (ten years ago) link

Rodham wuz robbed

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:27 (ten years ago) link

although I do appreciate that gabbneb was the only ILXor on this list (twice!!)

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:29 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

Blowjob Billy

wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (nine years ago) link

Bam's reelection strategy is same as Blowjob Billy's: To govern like a Republican who doesn't talk like a crazy person.

― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius)

xpost lol!

buzza, Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure you guys know that I'm just tossin up softballs for you

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:04 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

you may also be underestimating that Rombama are equally contemptible. Except Mittens hasn't actually outdone Dubya on police statism yet.

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 22, 2011 8:05 PM (3 minutes ago)

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah we're gonna have to start collecting these for the 2012 version of this poll

J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:17 (nine years ago) link

General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton) 2

robbed

mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:20 (nine years ago) link

also, he forgot Billy Blythe.

― Dr Morbius

^^ that's my fave!

― gff

buzza, Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:45 (nine years ago) link

mcnasty really got shafted here

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:48 (nine years ago) link

mcnasty was mccain's well known high school nickname iirc

some dude, Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:19 (nine years ago) link

so, this 'fire drill' was to get Bush III into the Leno show for his interview?

― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 11:47 AM

lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:59 (nine years ago) link

really can't argue with the winner here

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:19 (nine years ago) link

yeah.

dr. m called me "Your Smugness" about a week ago, which made me laugh out loud.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:59 (nine years ago) link

pundneb is hilarious

lol waggoner (am0n), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:13 (nine years ago) link

i always read it as "puddneb"

buzza, Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:23 (nine years ago) link

General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton)

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:35 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

also equating my Don't Vote for Obamdum = Vote for Romnee is exceptional toolism

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)

buzza, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:24 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

W and Billy were sockpuppets, as is Hopey

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 17, 2012

buzza, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:37 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

Adolf Giuliani

buzza, Friday, 2 November 2012 02:32 (eight years ago) link

as much as I look forward to an obama presidency, a biden vice-presidency will surely promise a cornucopia of malapropism

― Edward III, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 11:25 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was gonna bump this thread for something the other day, i forget what for now

all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 November 2012 03:00 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

oh, the deadline for requesting paper was in December.

If it gets Moonrise or even The Master into BP ahead of Argo and Les Shiz, OK.

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 2, 2013 2:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:35 (seven years ago) link

Les Shiz is pretty good!

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 3 January 2013 01:39 (seven years ago) link

best nick has gotta be Bubba.

Fuck the Clintons, however. I'm Green (except for Bam Love).

^^ this is sure to infuriate the Dr. (Morbz).

boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:00 (seven years ago) link

tbh i'd be surprised if morbs bothered being infuriated with you

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:03 (seven years ago) link

so would i, actually. i guess i'd be flattered if he did.

boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:12 (seven years ago) link

are we friends, mookieproof?

boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:14 (seven years ago) link

"bubba" is the oldest and most famous of the several nicknames itt that morbz did not originate

some dude, Thursday, 3 January 2013 15:38 (seven years ago) link

I used "Mittbama" elsewhere today

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:07 (seven years ago) link

It's no Bittch Omamney.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:28 (seven years ago) link

is that what RuPaul called Milton Berle?

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:31 (seven years ago) link

I think she called him MilBe.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:33 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

gabby
gabbknob
pundneb
slobknob
Slobknobodan Gabbnebovich

sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:06 (seven years ago) link

spudd neb

am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:18 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

I might almost be willing to root for St Loo, teeth clenched, if the fans dropped the "class" act and adopted my chant:

Dickdickdicktorino
dick dick dick

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, October 21, 2013 12:02 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 21 October 2013 17:18 (seven years ago) link

google Dicktorino sometime... u guys are really oblivious to common nicknames for a CYBERGENERATION!

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:33 (seven years ago) link

I did not think you invented the nickname "Dicktorino."

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:36 (seven years ago) link

Bill Clinton II is just mean

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, October 31, 2008

omg way too optimistic

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:43 (seven years ago) link

also equating my Don't Vote for Obamdum = Vote for Romnee is exceptional toolism

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)

― buzza, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:24 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this pronounced "O bombed 'em"?

slam dunk, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 06:31 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

It's Pat invites Talking Yam to sue him

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/17/politics/ted-cruz-donald-trump-marco-rubio-south-carolina/index.html

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 17, 2016 2:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crüt, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:25 (four years ago) link

lmao

nomar, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:31 (four years ago) link

TY is not mine, to be clear

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:32 (four years ago) link

four years pass...

some choice content from the good Dr here

buzza, Thursday, 22 October 2020 07:43 (one month ago) link


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