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Who among us does not like Nascar?

and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

ha ha ha

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

# least favorite thread titles [Started by and what, last updated 59 seconds ago] (All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar) 3 new answers

felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

my thread titles are the shit, bitch

and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

mine too, esé

felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

i love that one... so winsome

s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

i'm not sure i can dissociate thread titles from sudden board suckage

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

-- gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^Kinda assumed it would have been a Graham thread

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

any thread w/penis or vagina in the title

m coleman, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

any thread with poop in the title

latebloomer, Monday, 17 March 2008 00:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

How To Rock Like A Black Feminist Critic

m coleman, Monday, 17 March 2008 10:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

lol

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

all the regional thread titles suck, apart from 'try glasgow more.'

jabba hands, Monday, 17 March 2008 12:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

^ esp mongrels/sheepfux0rs titles

sleep, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

those fucking long ITR ones

banriquit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

I usually find the mongrel/sheepfuxor titles to be witty and amusing. and the chicago ones. not so much ny or dc and certainly not the Southern ones :/

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

there haven't been very many Southern threads

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

does nobody like Meat Loaf?

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

who amongst us does not like meat loaf?

deej, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

"everyone on this island is going to die"

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

i dunno, that's actually pretty LOL. maybe it could become my new default EXCELSIORbation fantasy.

Plus everything in that thread is like "final lolution" but with no lols

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 16:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

# is Burning Spear the black Van Morrison? (and vice versa)

am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

"everyone on this island is going to die"

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

It is wrongly quoted! No one on the show has actually said this!

nickalicious, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

And Baby Makes Three: A White Trash Population Explosion

and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 13:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

Gah, that thread.

Nicole, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

"everyone on this island is going to die"

i always read that as "everyone on this thread is going to die."

tipsy mothra, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

-- dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (1 minute ago) Link

good call - hate this thread title

and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

Too portentous.

Nicole, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

Basically, Facebook, the "MySpace" for posh students only...

-- mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

title+first post does it

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

guys ljag suggests new excelsior thread title

"I have taken the LOL to the park and we have played the EXCELSIOR"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

does it belong here instead

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

can he just be unbanned already

gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

Where is MOST favorite thread titles thread?

WHO IN THIS BITCH HAS A CASSINGLE OF "WHO'S JOHNNY" BY EL DeBARGE???

nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

POST YO MUXTAPE

gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

wouldn't take that lying down, americans.

banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

IT IS GROUT

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:44 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

came here to post this

and what, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

s1ocki, Sunday, 6 April 2008 16:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

This is a listening thread for UK avant-music publication THE WIRE's best-of lists published at the end of every year. We pick a year, listen through all the albums ranked, discuss any and all impres

scott seward, Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:47 (two years ago) Permalink

thought that was a parody thread at first

brimstead, Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:54 (two years ago) Permalink

I know I'm being mean but who the hell would want to do that

brimstead, Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:55 (two years ago) Permalink

ilm where m stands for lists

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 September 2016 15:12 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Have you had your POLL sign today? Favourite track on Prince's Lovesexy

sarahell, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:26 (two years ago) Permalink

Just a simple song but God I love it Embedded in me, so bittersweet I’m addicted, I’m a melancholic Sing it again, I’ll be your Poll forever: THE BOO RADLEYS - ILM artist poll #60 or new numbering #65

scott seward, Friday, 14 October 2016 02:17 (two years ago) Permalink

man, a dude with the most insufferable opinions posted to a local message board when I was in college and was obsessed with Boo Radleys

mh 😏, Friday, 14 October 2016 03:57 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Fuck Brumpxit its the 2016 Metal and Hard N' Heavy Rock Poll Results Thread (With spotify and bandcamp links)

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Monday, 19 December 2016 23:13 (one year ago) Permalink

Yeah kinda gotta agree with that.

Forty Watson & the Jute Gute (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 23 December 2016 00:51 (one year ago) Permalink

even i have to.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 23 December 2016 04:17 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Hello, buglers!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 19:46 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

what do stupid people talk about

marcos, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 01:03 (one year ago) Permalink

yeah that was one of those "why revive THIS?" moments imo

✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 01:09 (one year ago) Permalink

i just picked a stupid people thread at random. ilx has LOTS of them.

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:43 (one year ago) Permalink

*rimshot*

The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:45 (one year ago) Permalink

least favorite thread title ... or new board description?

the late great, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 19:29 (one year ago) Permalink

Females Shredding

sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 12 May 2017 05:01 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

there should be a thread for thread titles that aren't the WORST thread titles but that are perfectly designed to make you never ever click on them:

Chapo Trap House and the rise of the dirtbag left

scott seward, Thursday, 31 August 2017 16:42 (one year ago) Permalink

i hope i never heard the phrase "Chapo Trap House" irl

brimstead, Thursday, 31 August 2017 23:07 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

they're always bad, but this one is deeply irritating me:

Trump, October 2017: Apologize for untruth, u bum [Started by Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown) in October 2017, last updated two minutes ago by global tetrahedron on I Love Everything] 262 new answers

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 20:35 (one year ago) Permalink

I keep misreading that us "Apologize for unruh" and I get confused because Unruh was the sponsor of a major piece of civil rights legislation in California

sarahell, Thursday, 19 October 2017 01:59 (one year ago) Permalink

might need to outsource trump titles in the future. anyone know any clickhole freelancers?

scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2017 17:28 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

I Never MENA Hurt You; I Never MENA Make You Cry 2017 (Middle East, North Africa, and Other Geopolitical Hotspots)

low hanging fruit but still

een, Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:17 (one year ago) Permalink

ok lets all shit our pants to something old etc.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 November 2017 00:47 (one year ago) Permalink

Goodparents/Shitparents ~~~ Goodrelationships/Shitrelationships

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 November 2017 01:59 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Love Will POLL Us Apart – Joy Division – New Order Solo or other groups Poll (aka the Electronic poll) – Artist Poll #37 A New Order supplement poll (Voting is open until Friday, Dec. 8, 2017)

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 22:18 (one year ago) Permalink

how the eff did they even manage to not go with Polls Will Tear Us Apart?

damian green is people (NickB), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:05 (one year ago) Permalink

Unknown POLLsures

omar little, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:50 (one year ago) Permalink

POLLing yourself with a washing line in the kitchen

faked potato (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:56 (one year ago) Permalink

... Again

sarahell, Thursday, 23 November 2017 05:02 (one year ago) Permalink

Is the West Experiencing a Left-Wing Drift?

bc it is clearly not

marcos, Thursday, 30 November 2017 16:41 (one year ago) Permalink

ooo i have a good thread for u

Mordy, Thursday, 30 November 2017 16:43 (one year ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

A thread about once critically-lauded artists (based on their first album or two of releases, or however many), only to then release an album or two (again, whatever the amount) of mostly-shit output, thereby losing goodwill among critics and fans alike, only to then release, to you, a brilliant comeback album release (but at that point, no one longer gives a shit.

how has this not been posted here already

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:08 (eleven months ago) Permalink

that is truly dismal

imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:10 (eleven months ago) Permalink

'acclaimed artist turns shit then releases great album' there eight words bam done

imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:11 (eleven months ago) Permalink

'nuke ilm from orbit' got it down to four

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:07 (eleven months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Bang Bang You're Dead... POLL In Your Head - ILM Artist Poll #87 - SMASHING PUMPKINS - Results

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 6 April 2018 15:01 (eight months ago) Permalink

Awful

alomar lines, Friday, 6 April 2018 20:39 (eight months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

I don't know the origin of "goat rodeo" but it seems like one of those DOA phrases someone on twitter thought was funny and that a bunch of other tweeters memed

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 4 June 2018 18:07 (six months ago) Permalink

I'd never heard it before, but it seems to predate Twitter.

“Goat roper/rope” and “goat rodeo,” as well as several other variants (“goat dance,” “goat screw”), are apparently all euphemistic forms of the original slang phrase, which involves the venerable “f word” and is close to another variant, “goat raper.”

http://www.word-detective.com/2014/11/goat-rodeo/

jmm, Monday, 4 June 2018 18:14 (six months ago) Permalink

Thought we agreed that the monthly trump threads were taken as read itt

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Monday, 4 June 2018 18:18 (six months ago) Permalink

Goat ropers need love too.

how's life, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:17 (six months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?

na (NA), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 14:37 (five months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

it doesn't have "POLL" in the title, can't be that awful

sarahell, Friday, 14 September 2018 20:16 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

this perennial least fave is back in SNA:

I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered

sarahell, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:27 (one month ago) Permalink

especially since it's now been several years since the beatles catalogue was remastered, and now the thread will be devoted to nitpicking those remasters until the beatles catalogue is remastered once more

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 October 2018 14:31 (one month ago) Permalink

acknowledging that there wasn't already a thread for the topic in the thread title is my biggest forums peeve

ciderpress, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:31 (one month ago) Permalink

as someone that cares about threads and thread titles, i find that kinda cute tbh

sarahell, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:38 (one month ago) Permalink


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