least favorite thread titles

Did Dom Passantino have a wank over that NME cover with Beth Ditto on it?

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ha ha ha

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

# least favorite thread titles [Started by and what, last updated 59 seconds ago] (All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar) 3 new answers

― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

my thread titles are the shit, bitch

― and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

mine too, esé

― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

― gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i love that one... so winsome

― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i'm not sure i can dissociate thread titles from sudden board suckage

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

-- gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^Kinda assumed it would have been a Graham thread

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

any thread w/penis or vagina in the title

― m coleman, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

any thread with poop in the title

― latebloomer, Monday, 17 March 2008 00:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Indie Fans Who Would Otherwise Write In Their Regular Speech Using Negro Talk When Discussing Rap: C/D

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 March 2008 04:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

― am0n, Monday, 17 March 2008 05:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

How To Rock Like A Black Feminist Critic

― m coleman, Monday, 17 March 2008 10:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lol

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

all the regional thread titles suck, apart from 'try glasgow more.'

― jabba hands, Monday, 17 March 2008 12:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

^ esp mongrels/sheepfux0rs titles

― sleep, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

those fucking long ITR ones

― banriquit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I usually find the mongrel/sheepfuxor titles to be witty and amusing. and the chicago ones. not so much ny or dc and certainly not the Southern ones :/

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

there haven't been very many Southern threads

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

does nobody like Meat Loaf?

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

who amongst us does not like meat loaf?

― deej, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"everyone on this island is going to die"

― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i dunno, that's actually pretty LOL. maybe it could become my new default EXCELSIORbation fantasy.

Plus everything in that thread is like "final lolution" but with no lols

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 16:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

# is Burning Spear the black Van Morrison? (and vice versa)

― am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"everyone on this island is going to die"

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

It is wrongly quoted! No one on the show has actually said this!

― nickalicious, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

And Baby Makes Three: A White Trash Population Explosion

― and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 13:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Gah, that thread.

― Nicole, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"everyone on this island is going to die"

i always read that as "everyone on this thread is going to die."

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF WHY WE ALL SHARE ENOUGH OF THIS PETTY SQUABBLING AND/OR WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOUR WINE AT THE DOOR

^ tries way too hard

― chaki, Monday, 24 March 2008 22:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

― dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

-- dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (1 minute ago) Link

good call - hate this thread title

― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Too portentous.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Basically, Facebook, the "MySpace" for posh students only...

-- mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

title+first post does it

― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

guys ljag suggests new excelsior thread title

"I have taken the LOL to the park and we have played the EXCELSIOR"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

does it belong here instead

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

can he just be unbanned already

― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Where is MOST favorite thread titles thread?

WHO IN THIS BITCH HAS A CASSINGLE OF "WHO'S JOHNNY" BY EL DeBARGE???

― nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

POST YO MUXTAPE

― gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

le fopp pt 2

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

― deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

wouldn't take that lying down, americans.

― banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

IT IS GROUT

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:44 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

came here to post this

― and what, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

― s1ocki, Sunday, 6 April 2008 16:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

This is a listening thread for UK avant-music publication THE WIRE's best-of lists published at the end of every year. We pick a year, listen through all the albums ranked, discuss any and all impres

― scott seward, Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:47 (two years ago) Permalink

thought that was a parody thread at first

― brimstead, Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:54 (two years ago) Permalink

I know I'm being mean but who the hell would want to do that

― brimstead, Sunday, 25 September 2016 03:55 (two years ago) Permalink

ilm where m stands for lists

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 September 2016 15:12 (two years ago) Permalink

Have you had your POLL sign today? Favourite track on Prince's Lovesexy

― sarahell, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:26 (two years ago) Permalink

Just a simple song but God I love it Embedded in me, so bittersweet I’m addicted, I’m a melancholic Sing it again, I’ll be your Poll forever: THE BOO RADLEYS - ILM artist poll #60 or new numbering #65

― scott seward, Friday, 14 October 2016 02:17 (two years ago) Permalink

man, a dude with the most insufferable opinions posted to a local message board when I was in college and was obsessed with Boo Radleys

― mh 😏, Friday, 14 October 2016 03:57 (two years ago) Permalink

Fuck Brumpxit its the 2016 Metal and Hard N' Heavy Rock Poll Results Thread (With spotify and bandcamp links)

― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Monday, 19 December 2016 23:13 (two years ago) Permalink

Yeah kinda gotta agree with that.

― Forty Watson & the Jute Gute (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 23 December 2016 00:51 (two years ago) Permalink

even i have to.

― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 23 December 2016 04:17 (two years ago) Permalink

Hello, buglers!

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 19:46 (two years ago) Permalink

what do stupid people talk about

― marcos, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 01:03 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah that was one of those "why revive THIS?" moments imo

― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 01:09 (two years ago) Permalink

i just picked a stupid people thread at random. ilx has LOTS of them.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:43 (two years ago) Permalink

*rimshot*

― The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:45 (two years ago) Permalink

least favorite thread title ... or new board description?

― the late great, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 19:29 (two years ago) Permalink

Females Shredding

― sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 12 May 2017 05:01 (two years ago) Permalink

there should be a thread for thread titles that aren't the WORST thread titles but that are perfectly designed to make you never ever click on them:

Chapo Trap House and the rise of the dirtbag left

― scott seward, Thursday, 31 August 2017 16:42 (one year ago) Permalink

i hope i never heard the phrase "Chapo Trap House" irl

― brimstead, Thursday, 31 August 2017 23:07 (one year ago) Permalink

they're always bad, but this one is deeply irritating me:

Trump, October 2017: Apologize for untruth, u bum [Started by Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown) in October 2017, last updated two minutes ago by global tetrahedron on I Love Everything] 262 new answers

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 20:35 (one year ago) Permalink

I keep misreading that us "Apologize for unruh" and I get confused because Unruh was the sponsor of a major piece of civil rights legislation in California

― sarahell, Thursday, 19 October 2017 01:59 (one year ago) Permalink

might need to outsource trump titles in the future. anyone know any clickhole freelancers?

― scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2017 17:28 (one year ago) Permalink

I Never MENA Hurt You; I Never MENA Make You Cry 2017 (Middle East, North Africa, and Other Geopolitical Hotspots)

low hanging fruit but still

― een, Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:17 (one year ago) Permalink

ok lets all shit our pants to something old etc.

― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 November 2017 00:47 (one year ago) Permalink

Goodparents/Shitparents ~~~ Goodrelationships/Shitrelationships

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 November 2017 01:59 (one year ago) Permalink

Love Will POLL Us Apart – Joy Division – New Order Solo or other groups Poll (aka the Electronic poll) – Artist Poll #37 A New Order supplement poll (Voting is open until Friday, Dec. 8, 2017)

― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 22:18 (one year ago) Permalink

how the eff did they even manage to not go with Polls Will Tear Us Apart?

― damian green is people (NickB), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:05 (one year ago) Permalink

Unknown POLLsures

― omar little, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:50 (one year ago) Permalink

POLLing yourself with a washing line in the kitchen

― faked potato (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:56 (one year ago) Permalink

... Again

― sarahell, Thursday, 23 November 2017 05:02 (one year ago) Permalink

Is the West Experiencing a Left-Wing Drift?

bc it is clearly not

― marcos, Thursday, 30 November 2017 16:41 (one year ago) Permalink

ooo i have a good thread for u

― Mordy, Thursday, 30 November 2017 16:43 (one year ago) Permalink

A thread about once critically-lauded artists (based on their first album or two of releases, or however many), only to then release an album or two (again, whatever the amount) of mostly-shit output, thereby losing goodwill among critics and fans alike, only to then release, to you, a brilliant comeback album release (but at that point, no one longer gives a shit.

how has this not been posted here already

― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:08 (one year ago) Permalink

that is truly dismal

― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:10 (one year ago) Permalink

'acclaimed artist turns shit then releases great album' there eight words bam done

― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:11 (one year ago) Permalink

'nuke ilm from orbit' got it down to four

― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:07 (one year ago) Permalink

Bang Bang You're Dead... POLL In Your Head - ILM Artist Poll #87 - SMASHING PUMPKINS - Results

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 6 April 2018 15:01 (one year ago) Permalink

Awful

― alomar lines, Friday, 6 April 2018 20:39 (one year ago) Permalink

US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

I don't know the origin of "goat rodeo" but it seems like one of those DOA phrases someone on twitter thought was funny and that a bunch of other tweeters memed

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 4 June 2018 18:07 (one year ago) Permalink

I'd never heard it before, but it seems to predate Twitter.

“Goat roper/rope” and “goat rodeo,” as well as several other variants (“goat dance,” “goat screw”), are apparently all euphemistic forms of the original slang phrase, which involves the venerable “f word” and is close to another variant, “goat raper.”

http://www.word-detective.com/2014/11/goat-rodeo/

― jmm, Monday, 4 June 2018 18:14 (one year ago) Permalink

Thought we agreed that the monthly trump threads were taken as read itt

― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Monday, 4 June 2018 18:18 (one year ago) Permalink

Goat ropers need love too.

― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:17 (one year ago) Permalink

When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?

― na (NA), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 14:37 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats - Blood Lust (One of the best rock albums this year)

stop telling me what to think ffs

― every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 September 2018 15:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

it doesn't have "POLL" in the title, can't be that awful

― sarahell, Friday, 14 September 2018 20:16 (nine months ago) Permalink

Jesus -- I really do, now, doubt humanity after coming to find that after six or seven or whatever years of ILX, that there is no specific (Clan Of) Xymox C/D thread.

― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 October 2018 08:48 (eight months ago) Permalink

this perennial least fave is back in SNA:

I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered

― sarahell, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:27 (eight months ago) Permalink

especially since it's now been several years since the beatles catalogue was remastered, and now the thread will be devoted to nitpicking those remasters until the beatles catalogue is remastered once more

― i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 October 2018 14:31 (eight months ago) Permalink

acknowledging that there wasn't already a thread for the topic in the thread title is my biggest forums peeve

― ciderpress, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:31 (eight months ago) Permalink

as someone that cares about threads and thread titles, i find that kinda cute tbh

― sarahell, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:38 (eight months ago) Permalink