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Who among us does not like Nascar?

and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha ha

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

# least favorite thread titles [Started by and what, last updated 59 seconds ago] (All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar) 3 new answers

felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

my thread titles are the shit, bitch

and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

mine too, esé

felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

i love that one... so winsome

s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure i can dissociate thread titles from sudden board suckage

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

-- gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^Kinda assumed it would have been a Graham thread

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

any thread w/penis or vagina in the title

m coleman, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

any thread with poop in the title

latebloomer, Monday, 17 March 2008 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

am0n, Monday, 17 March 2008 05:51 (twelve years ago) link

How To Rock Like A Black Feminist Critic

m coleman, Monday, 17 March 2008 10:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

all the regional thread titles suck, apart from 'try glasgow more.'

jabba hands, Monday, 17 March 2008 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

^ esp mongrels/sheepfux0rs titles

sleep, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

those fucking long ITR ones

banriquit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

I usually find the mongrel/sheepfuxor titles to be witty and amusing. and the chicago ones. not so much ny or dc and certainly not the Southern ones :/

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

there haven't been very many Southern threads

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

does nobody like Meat Loaf?

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

who amongst us does not like meat loaf?

deej, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

"everyone on this island is going to die"

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno, that's actually pretty LOL. maybe it could become my new default EXCELSIORbation fantasy.

Plus everything in that thread is like "final lolution" but with no lols

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

# is Burning Spear the black Van Morrison? (and vice versa)

am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

"everyone on this island is going to die"

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

It is wrongly quoted! No one on the show has actually said this!

nickalicious, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

And Baby Makes Three: A White Trash Population Explosion

and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

Gah, that thread.

Nicole, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

"everyone on this island is going to die"

i always read that as "everyone on this thread is going to die."

tipsy mothra, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

-- dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (1 minute ago) Link

good call - hate this thread title

and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Too portentous.

Nicole, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

Basically, Facebook, the "MySpace" for posh students only...

-- mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

title+first post does it

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

guys ljag suggests new excelsior thread title

"I have taken the LOL to the park and we have played the EXCELSIOR"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

does it belong here instead

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

can he just be unbanned already

gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Where is MOST favorite thread titles thread?

WHO IN THIS BITCH HAS A CASSINGLE OF "WHO'S JOHNNY" BY EL DeBARGE???

nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

POST YO MUXTAPE

gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

le fopp pt 2

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

wouldn't take that lying down, americans.

banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

IT IS GROUT

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:44 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

came here to post this

and what, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

s1ocki, Sunday, 6 April 2008 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

Females Shredding

sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 12 May 2017 05:01 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

there should be a thread for thread titles that aren't the WORST thread titles but that are perfectly designed to make you never ever click on them:

Chapo Trap House and the rise of the dirtbag left

scott seward, Thursday, 31 August 2017 16:42 (three years ago) link

i hope i never heard the phrase "Chapo Trap House" irl

brimstead, Thursday, 31 August 2017 23:07 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

they're always bad, but this one is deeply irritating me:

Trump, October 2017: Apologize for untruth, u bum [Started by Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown) in October 2017, last updated two minutes ago by global tetrahedron on I Love Everything] 262 new answers

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 20:35 (three years ago) link

I keep misreading that us "Apologize for unruh" and I get confused because Unruh was the sponsor of a major piece of civil rights legislation in California

sarahell, Thursday, 19 October 2017 01:59 (three years ago) link

might need to outsource trump titles in the future. anyone know any clickhole freelancers?

scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2017 17:28 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I Never MENA Hurt You; I Never MENA Make You Cry 2017 (Middle East, North Africa, and Other Geopolitical Hotspots)

low hanging fruit but still

een, Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:17 (three years ago) link

ok lets all shit our pants to something old etc.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 November 2017 00:47 (three years ago) link

Goodparents/Shitparents ~~~ Goodrelationships/Shitrelationships

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 November 2017 01:59 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Love Will POLL Us Apart – Joy Division – New Order Solo or other groups Poll (aka the Electronic poll) – Artist Poll #37 A New Order supplement poll (Voting is open until Friday, Dec. 8, 2017)

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 22:18 (three years ago) link

how the eff did they even manage to not go with Polls Will Tear Us Apart?

damian green is people (NickB), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:05 (three years ago) link

Unknown POLLsures

omar little, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:50 (three years ago) link

POLLing yourself with a washing line in the kitchen

faked potato (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:56 (three years ago) link

... Again

sarahell, Thursday, 23 November 2017 05:02 (three years ago) link

Is the West Experiencing a Left-Wing Drift?

bc it is clearly not

marcos, Thursday, 30 November 2017 16:41 (three years ago) link

ooo i have a good thread for u

Mordy, Thursday, 30 November 2017 16:43 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

A thread about once critically-lauded artists (based on their first album or two of releases, or however many), only to then release an album or two (again, whatever the amount) of mostly-shit output, thereby losing goodwill among critics and fans alike, only to then release, to you, a brilliant comeback album release (but at that point, no one longer gives a shit.

how has this not been posted here already

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:08 (two years ago) link

that is truly dismal

imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:10 (two years ago) link

'acclaimed artist turns shit then releases great album' there eight words bam done

imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:11 (two years ago) link

'nuke ilm from orbit' got it down to four

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:07 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Bang Bang You're Dead... POLL In Your Head - ILM Artist Poll #87 - SMASHING PUMPKINS - Results

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 6 April 2018 15:01 (two years ago) link

Awful

alomar lines, Friday, 6 April 2018 20:39 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

I don't know the origin of "goat rodeo" but it seems like one of those DOA phrases someone on twitter thought was funny and that a bunch of other tweeters memed

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 4 June 2018 18:07 (two years ago) link

I'd never heard it before, but it seems to predate Twitter.

“Goat roper/rope” and “goat rodeo,” as well as several other variants (“goat dance,” “goat screw”), are apparently all euphemistic forms of the original slang phrase, which involves the venerable “f word” and is close to another variant, “goat raper.”

http://www.word-detective.com/2014/11/goat-rodeo/

jmm, Monday, 4 June 2018 18:14 (two years ago) link

Thought we agreed that the monthly trump threads were taken as read itt

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Monday, 4 June 2018 18:18 (two years ago) link

Goat ropers need love too.

how's life, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:17 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?

na (NA), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 14:37 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

it doesn't have "POLL" in the title, can't be that awful

sarahell, Friday, 14 September 2018 20:16 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

this perennial least fave is back in SNA:

I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered

sarahell, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:27 (two years ago) link

especially since it's now been several years since the beatles catalogue was remastered, and now the thread will be devoted to nitpicking those remasters until the beatles catalogue is remastered once more

i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 October 2018 14:31 (two years ago) link

acknowledging that there wasn't already a thread for the topic in the thread title is my biggest forums peeve

ciderpress, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:31 (two years ago) link

as someone that cares about threads and thread titles, i find that kinda cute tbh

sarahell, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:38 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

I have nothing against Creedence, but I really hate this thread title

If you actively dislike Creedence Clearwater Revival, then I can never respect anything you have to say about anything.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 December 2019 09:19 (one year ago) link

noize borad aesthetic continues to suffer in so-called 'twenty tens'

imago, Monday, 2 December 2019 09:47 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...
four months pass...

still waiting to find out if anyone's heard of spotify

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:39 (six months ago) link

maybe if it were NSFW

sarahell, Monday, 11 May 2020 18:48 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

Spike Lee: Dud or DUD?!?

This title just reminds me of that Simpsons episode where he was on the spaceship full of crap people heading for the sun, and much like that episode I do have to wonder whether a white director with as many brilliant films under his belt would get this kind of treatment.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 June 2020 19:21 (five months ago) link

QUICKLY what is your favorite album released in the year of your birth?

sorry but that QUICKLY is anxiety-inducing and pointless and grinds my gears

Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 June 2020 10:51 (five months ago) link

Yes, why must it be quick? I want slow discussions of things, just firing things out without context is pointless listcruft.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 18 June 2020 12:40 (five months ago) link

Why are Japanese films so terrible?

They're generally not, you're obviously terrible, 'Pete'

Maresn3st, Monday, 29 June 2020 21:56 (five months ago) link

It isn't that part of a series? French, Italian, whatever?

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 21:57 (five months ago) link

Probably, it's just dispiriting that particular thread has been the main nexus of debate.

Maresn3st, Monday, 29 June 2020 22:04 (five months ago) link

four months pass...

What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

^ always bums me out because AOC is awesome and sometimes I just want nice things to be nice, and I know the title wasn't meant in a sexist way, but it kinda makes me feel icky because so often prominent women in American culture are criticized and attacked for way more petty bullshit than men are, and this thread title reminds me of that fact.

sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:49 (four weeks ago) link

it was changed for precisely those reasons! then the pedants came out.

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:46 (four weeks ago) link

i automatically think there’s a clusterfuck going on in that thread when I see it revived PRECISELY because of the title

brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 00:48 (three weeks ago) link

sarahell, maybe you can start a new thread and see if that moves folks off it?

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2020 01:05 (three weeks ago) link


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