least favorite thread titles

Did Dom Passantino have a wank over that NME cover with Beth Ditto on it?

ha ha ha

# least favorite thread titles [Started by and what, last updated 59 seconds ago] (All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar) 3 new answers

my thread titles are the shit, bitch

mine too, esé

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

i love that one... so winsome

i'm not sure i can dissociate thread titles from sudden board suckage

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

-- gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^Kinda assumed it would have been a Graham thread

any thread w/penis or vagina in the title

any thread with poop in the title

Indie Fans Who Would Otherwise Write In Their Regular Speech Using Negro Talk When Discussing Rap: C/D

Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

How To Rock Like A Black Feminist Critic

lol

all the regional thread titles suck, apart from 'try glasgow more.'

^ esp mongrels/sheepfux0rs titles

those fucking long ITR ones

I usually find the mongrel/sheepfuxor titles to be witty and amusing. and the chicago ones. not so much ny or dc and certainly not the Southern ones :/

there haven't been very many Southern threads

does nobody like Meat Loaf?

who amongst us does not like meat loaf?

"everyone on this island is going to die"

i dunno, that's actually pretty LOL. maybe it could become my new default EXCELSIORbation fantasy.

Plus everything in that thread is like "final lolution" but with no lols

# is Burning Spear the black Van Morrison? (and vice versa)

"everyone on this island is going to die"

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

It is wrongly quoted! No one on the show has actually said this!

And Baby Makes Three: A White Trash Population Explosion

Gah, that thread.

"everyone on this island is going to die"

i always read that as "everyone on this thread is going to die."

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF WHY WE ALL SHARE ENOUGH OF THIS PETTY SQUABBLING AND/OR WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOUR WINE AT THE DOOR

^ tries way too hard

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

-- dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (1 minute ago) Link

good call - hate this thread title

Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

Too portentous.

"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

Basically, Facebook, the "MySpace" for posh students only...

-- mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

title+first post does it

guys ljag suggests new excelsior thread title

"I have taken the LOL to the park and we have played the EXCELSIOR"

does it belong here instead

can he just be unbanned already

Where is MOST favorite thread titles thread?

WHO IN THIS BITCH HAS A CASSINGLE OF "WHO'S JOHNNY" BY EL DeBARGE???

POST YO MUXTAPE

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

le fopp pt 2

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

wouldn't take that lying down, americans.

IT IS GROUT

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:44 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

came here to post this

Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

Females Shredding

there should be a thread for thread titles that aren't the WORST thread titles but that are perfectly designed to make you never ever click on them:

Chapo Trap House and the rise of the dirtbag left

i hope i never heard the phrase "Chapo Trap House" irl

they're always bad, but this one is deeply irritating me:

Trump, October 2017: Apologize for untruth, u bum [Started by Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown) in October 2017, last updated two minutes ago by global tetrahedron on I Love Everything] 262 new answers

I keep misreading that us "Apologize for unruh" and I get confused because Unruh was the sponsor of a major piece of civil rights legislation in California

might need to outsource trump titles in the future. anyone know any clickhole freelancers?

I Never MENA Hurt You; I Never MENA Make You Cry 2017 (Middle East, North Africa, and Other Geopolitical Hotspots)

low hanging fruit but still

ok lets all shit our pants to something old etc.

Goodparents/Shitparents ~~~ Goodrelationships/Shitrelationships

Love Will POLL Us Apart – Joy Division – New Order Solo or other groups Poll (aka the Electronic poll) – Artist Poll #37 A New Order supplement poll (Voting is open until Friday, Dec. 8, 2017)

how the eff did they even manage to not go with Polls Will Tear Us Apart?

Unknown POLLsures

POLLing yourself with a washing line in the kitchen

... Again

Is the West Experiencing a Left-Wing Drift?

bc it is clearly not

ooo i have a good thread for u

A thread about once critically-lauded artists (based on their first album or two of releases, or however many), only to then release an album or two (again, whatever the amount) of mostly-shit output, thereby losing goodwill among critics and fans alike, only to then release, to you, a brilliant comeback album release (but at that point, no one longer gives a shit.

how has this not been posted here already

that is truly dismal

'acclaimed artist turns shit then releases great album' there eight words bam done

'nuke ilm from orbit' got it down to four

Bang Bang You're Dead... POLL In Your Head - ILM Artist Poll #87 - SMASHING PUMPKINS - Results

Awful

US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

I don't know the origin of "goat rodeo" but it seems like one of those DOA phrases someone on twitter thought was funny and that a bunch of other tweeters memed

I'd never heard it before, but it seems to predate Twitter.

“Goat roper/rope” and “goat rodeo,” as well as several other variants (“goat dance,” “goat screw”), are apparently all euphemistic forms of the original slang phrase, which involves the venerable “f word” and is close to another variant, “goat raper.”

http://www.word-detective.com/2014/11/goat-rodeo/

Thought we agreed that the monthly trump threads were taken as read itt

Goat ropers need love too.

When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?

Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats - Blood Lust (One of the best rock albums this year)

stop telling me what to think ffs

it doesn't have "POLL" in the title, can't be that awful

Jesus -- I really do, now, doubt humanity after coming to find that after six or seven or whatever years of ILX, that there is no specific (Clan Of) Xymox C/D thread.

this perennial least fave is back in SNA:

I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered

especially since it's now been several years since the beatles catalogue was remastered, and now the thread will be devoted to nitpicking those remasters until the beatles catalogue is remastered once more

acknowledging that there wasn't already a thread for the topic in the thread title is my biggest forums peeve

as someone that cares about threads and thread titles, i find that kinda cute tbh

I have nothing against Creedence, but I really hate this thread title

If you actively dislike Creedence Clearwater Revival, then I can never respect anything you have to say about anything.

noize borad aesthetic continues to suffer in so-called 'twenty tens'

Aussie/Kiwi Guitar Pop- The scenes that just keep giving and giving

still waiting to find out if anyone's heard of spotify

maybe if it were NSFW

Spike Lee: Dud or DUD?!?

This title just reminds me of that Simpsons episode where he was on the spaceship full of crap people heading for the sun, and much like that episode I do have to wonder whether a white director with as many brilliant films under his belt would get this kind of treatment.

QUICKLY what is your favorite album released in the year of your birth?

sorry but that QUICKLY is anxiety-inducing and pointless and grinds my gears

Yes, why must it be quick? I want slow discussions of things, just firing things out without context is pointless listcruft.

Why are Japanese films so terrible?

They're generally not, you're obviously terrible, 'Pete'

It isn't that part of a series? French, Italian, whatever?

Probably, it's just dispiriting that particular thread has been the main nexus of debate.

What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

^ always bums me out because AOC is awesome and sometimes I just want nice things to be nice, and I know the title wasn't meant in a sexist way, but it kinda makes me feel icky because so often prominent women in American culture are criticized and attacked for way more petty bullshit than men are, and this thread title reminds me of that fact.

it was changed for precisely those reasons! then the pedants came out.

What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

i automatically think there’s a clusterfuck going on in that thread when I see it revived PRECISELY because of the title

sarahell, maybe you can start a new thread and see if that moves folks off it?