Who among us does not like Nascar?
― and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Did Dom Passantino have a wank over that NME cover with Beth Ditto on it?
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
ha ha ha
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
# least favorite thread titles [Started by and what, last updated 59 seconds ago] (All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar) 3 new answers
― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
my thread titles are the shit, bitch
― and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
mine too, esé
― felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom? A second chance with a perfect stranger.
― gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
i love that one... so winsome
― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm not sure i can dissociate thread titles from sudden board suckage
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
-- gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
^^^Kinda assumed it would have been a Graham thread
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link
any thread w/penis or vagina in the title
― m coleman, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
any thread with poop in the title
― latebloomer, Monday, 17 March 2008 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Indie Fans Who Would Otherwise Write In Their Regular Speech Using Negro Talk When Discussing Rap: C/D
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 March 2008 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!
― am0n, Monday, 17 March 2008 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link
How To Rock Like A Black Feminist Critic
― m coleman, Monday, 17 March 2008 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link
all the regional thread titles suck, apart from 'try glasgow more.'
― jabba hands, Monday, 17 March 2008 12:20 (fourteen years ago) link
^ esp mongrels/sheepfux0rs titles
― sleep, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
those fucking long ITR ones
― banriquit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I usually find the mongrel/sheepfuxor titles to be witty and amusing. and the chicago ones. not so much ny or dc and certainly not the Southern ones :/
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link
there haven't been very many Southern threads
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
does nobody like Meat Loaf?
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link
who amongst us does not like meat loaf?
― deej, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
"everyone on this island is going to die"
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i dunno, that's actually pretty LOL. maybe it could become my new default EXCELSIORbation fantasy.
Plus everything in that thread is like "final lolution" but with no lols
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
# is Burning Spear the black Van Morrison? (and vice versa)
― am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link
It is wrongly quoted! No one on the show has actually said this!
― nickalicious, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:53 (fourteen years ago) link
And Baby Makes Three: A White Trash Population Explosion
― and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Gah, that thread.
― Nicole, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i always read that as "everyone on this thread is going to die."
― tipsy mothra, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF WHY WE ALL SHARE ENOUGH OF THIS PETTY SQUABBLING AND/OR WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOUR WINE AT THE DOOR
^ tries way too hard
― chaki, Monday, 24 March 2008 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...
― dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
-- dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (1 minute ago) Link
good call - hate this thread title
― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Too portentous.
― Nicole, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"
― omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Basically, Facebook, the "MySpace" for posh students only...
-- mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
title+first post does it
― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
guys ljag suggests new excelsior thread title
"I have taken the LOL to the park and we have played the EXCELSIOR"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
does it belong here instead
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
can he just be unbanned already
― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Where is MOST favorite thread titles thread?
WHO IN THIS BITCH HAS A CASSINGLE OF "WHO'S JOHNNY" BY EL DeBARGE???
― nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
POST YO MUXTAPE
― gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor
le fopp pt 2
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?
― deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"
AAAARGH
― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link
wouldn't take that lying down, americans.
― banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link
IT IS GROUT
― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:44 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
came here to post this
― and what, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?
― s1ocki, Sunday, 6 April 2008 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I keep misreading that us "Apologize for unruh" and I get confused because Unruh was the sponsor of a major piece of civil rights legislation in California
― sarahell, Thursday, 19 October 2017 01:59 (four years ago) link
might need to outsource trump titles in the future. anyone know any clickhole freelancers?
― scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2017 17:28 (four years ago) link
I Never MENA Hurt You; I Never MENA Make You Cry 2017 (Middle East, North Africa, and Other Geopolitical Hotspots)
low hanging fruit but still
― een, Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:17 (four years ago) link
ok lets all shit our pants to something old etc.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 November 2017 00:47 (four years ago) link
Goodparents/Shitparents ~~~ Goodrelationships/Shitrelationships
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 November 2017 01:59 (four years ago) link
Love Will POLL Us Apart – Joy Division – New Order Solo or other groups Poll (aka the Electronic poll) – Artist Poll #37 A New Order supplement poll (Voting is open until Friday, Dec. 8, 2017)
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 22:18 (four years ago) link
how the eff did they even manage to not go with Polls Will Tear Us Apart?
― damian green is people (NickB), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:05 (four years ago) link
Unknown POLLsures
― omar little, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:50 (four years ago) link
POLLing yourself with a washing line in the kitchen
― faked potato (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 23:56 (four years ago) link
... Again
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 November 2017 05:02 (four years ago) link
Is the West Experiencing a Left-Wing Drift?
bc it is clearly not
― marcos, Thursday, 30 November 2017 16:41 (four years ago) link
ooo i have a good thread for u
― Mordy, Thursday, 30 November 2017 16:43 (four years ago) link
A thread about once critically-lauded artists (based on their first album or two of releases, or however many), only to then release an album or two (again, whatever the amount) of mostly-shit output, thereby losing goodwill among critics and fans alike, only to then release, to you, a brilliant comeback album release (but at that point, no one longer gives a shit.
how has this not been posted here already
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:08 (four years ago) link
that is truly dismal
― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:10 (four years ago) link
'acclaimed artist turns shit then releases great album' there eight words bam done
― imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:11 (four years ago) link
'nuke ilm from orbit' got it down to four
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:07 (four years ago) link
Bang Bang You're Dead... POLL In Your Head - ILM Artist Poll #87 - SMASHING PUMPKINS - Results
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 6 April 2018 15:01 (four years ago) link
Awful
― alomar lines, Friday, 6 April 2018 20:39 (four years ago) link
US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.
I don't know the origin of "goat rodeo" but it seems like one of those DOA phrases someone on twitter thought was funny and that a bunch of other tweeters memed
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 4 June 2018 18:07 (three years ago) link
I'd never heard it before, but it seems to predate Twitter.
“Goat roper/rope” and “goat rodeo,” as well as several other variants (“goat dance,” “goat screw”), are apparently all euphemistic forms of the original slang phrase, which involves the venerable “f word” and is close to another variant, “goat raper.”
http://www.word-detective.com/2014/11/goat-rodeo/
― jmm, Monday, 4 June 2018 18:14 (three years ago) link
Thought we agreed that the monthly trump threads were taken as read itt
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Monday, 4 June 2018 18:18 (three years ago) link
Goat ropers need love too.
― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:17 (three years ago) link
When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?
― na (NA), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 14:37 (three years ago) link
Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats - Blood Lust (One of the best rock albums this year)
stop telling me what to think ffs
― every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 September 2018 15:56 (three years ago) link
it doesn't have "POLL" in the title, can't be that awful
― sarahell, Friday, 14 September 2018 20:16 (three years ago) link
Jesus -- I really do, now, doubt humanity after coming to find that after six or seven or whatever years of ILX, that there is no specific (Clan Of) Xymox C/D thread.
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 October 2018 08:48 (three years ago) link
this perennial least fave is back in SNA:
I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered
― sarahell, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:27 (three years ago) link
especially since it's now been several years since the beatles catalogue was remastered, and now the thread will be devoted to nitpicking those remasters until the beatles catalogue is remastered once more
― i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 October 2018 14:31 (three years ago) link
acknowledging that there wasn't already a thread for the topic in the thread title is my biggest forums peeve
― ciderpress, Monday, 22 October 2018 14:31 (three years ago) link
as someone that cares about threads and thread titles, i find that kinda cute tbh
― sarahell, Monday, 22 October 2018 16:38 (three years ago) link
I have nothing against Creedence, but I really hate this thread title
If you actively dislike Creedence Clearwater Revival, then I can never respect anything you have to say about anything.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 December 2019 09:19 (two years ago) link
noize borad aesthetic continues to suffer in so-called 'twenty tens'
― imago, Monday, 2 December 2019 09:47 (two years ago) link
Aussie/Kiwi Guitar Pop- The scenes that just keep giving and giving
― a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 06:14 (two years ago) link
still waiting to find out if anyone's heard of spotify
― sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:39 (two years ago) link
maybe if it were NSFW
― sarahell, Monday, 11 May 2020 18:48 (two years ago) link
Spike Lee: Dud or DUD?!?
This title just reminds me of that Simpsons episode where he was on the spaceship full of crap people heading for the sun, and much like that episode I do have to wonder whether a white director with as many brilliant films under his belt would get this kind of treatment.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 June 2020 19:21 (one year ago) link
QUICKLY what is your favorite album released in the year of your birth?
sorry but that QUICKLY is anxiety-inducing and pointless and grinds my gears
― Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 June 2020 10:51 (one year ago) link
Yes, why must it be quick? I want slow discussions of things, just firing things out without context is pointless listcruft.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 18 June 2020 12:40 (one year ago) link
Why are Japanese films so terrible?
They're generally not, you're obviously terrible, 'Pete'
― Maresn3st, Monday, 29 June 2020 21:56 (one year ago) link
It isn't that part of a series? French, Italian, whatever?
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 21:57 (one year ago) link
Probably, it's just dispiriting that particular thread has been the main nexus of debate.
― Maresn3st, Monday, 29 June 2020 22:04 (one year ago) link
What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?
^ always bums me out because AOC is awesome and sometimes I just want nice things to be nice, and I know the title wasn't meant in a sexist way, but it kinda makes me feel icky because so often prominent women in American culture are criticized and attacked for way more petty bullshit than men are, and this thread title reminds me of that fact.
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:49 (one year ago) link
it was changed for precisely those reasons! then the pedants came out.
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:46 (one year ago) link
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:48 (one year ago) link
i automatically think there’s a clusterfuck going on in that thread when I see it revived PRECISELY because of the title
― brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 00:48 (one year ago) link
sarahell, maybe you can start a new thread and see if that moves folks off it?
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2020 01:05 (one year ago) link
ok i've remembered the worst one
― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:11 (one year ago) link
there is not one album in existence that better on CD than on vinyl is there?
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 19:04 (one year ago) link
That fkn Beatles thread man, constantly reliving a first world problem from 2005
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 December 2021 11:57 (five months ago) link
Ebay Fever!`
I keep wanting to rub that little mark off my phone screen.
― namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Thursday, 9 December 2021 08:49 (five months ago) link