truth bombs

sorry i ruined the truth bombs thread by opening a pandora's box of boring beer talk

thread was going so well; those 30 posts about fucking bagels last week were a can't-miss.

Take it to tmi, cowboy.

if that's what they were about that would qualify as a "must miss"

i think goole's comment about burning hell talk is a truth bomb
esp this part: the mantle of inventor has been passed from mechanical geniuses like Edison to integrative artists like ourselves.
i can hardly fathom how much coke you'd have to do to committee-write something like this

Enough to think that "marketization" is a word, apparently.

haha that word is so made up out of thin air i almost didn't see it

lolll

hell is other beardos

im imagining an alt version of the inferno where each circle is like a different authenticity claim

xp ^^ truth bomb

and the coke is on fire

when i lived in philly in the 90's gyro worldwide was all badass bikini girls and fake punk atty-tude and all that. like a simpsons sketch of grunge marketing. they they grew up and stuff i guess. they created Kamel Red in the 90's i think? which was so totally 90's.

omg kamel red!

bikini bandits! that was their fake, um, something. i forget. they even have a book:

http://www.virusbook.net/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q4itIbuL7c&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

we've moved on but the president of Dr Bronner's was in my undergrad college class and was a good acquaintance of mine

gr80's quote made me google OK Soda... look at this fuckin thing!!

Clowes, ______?, Burns

I'm really, really glad to find out that San Te's back.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, May 12, 2011 9:38 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

That poor girl. Her parents named her Acquanetta.

― that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:05 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

She could have changed it

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:11 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's little in life that's more tragic than flagging yr own pwnage to prove that you're cool with being pwned

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 6:32 PM Bookmark

dude everyone knows you're supposed to pound a 'dew when you eat at taco bell. its like white wine and fish.
― farty f baby (Princess TamTam), Thursday, May 26, 2011 2:29 PM

aaaahahaha

pounded a dew at arbys today

only felt half right

I haven't drank Dew since I was about 7.

How on earth could you mishandle a cheese grater? You'd have to be a real doofus to do that.

― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, May 29, 2011 7:37 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

there is more than one way to mishandle a cheese grater iirc

hard cheese?

http://images3.cpcache.com/product/43739183v1_480x480_Front_Color-Natural.jpg

but do keep up the "I, a white guy, like to pontificate about whiteness" routine, it's in no way more ancient than fucking space

― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, May 30, 2011 2:58 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think space is older iirc?

the "I, a white guy, like to pontificate about whiteness" routine is dope

all the girls say he pontify for a white guy

lol stop it

hearin those voices again eh

those relentless harpies, luckily so far <3 has won the day.

i'm on my phone and typing's a real pain so can you just imagine that markers wavy arm celebration thing is here instead of this text

\(^o^)/

― darraghmac

attaboy

i've always misread that as some kind of elaborate shrug.

it's all in the eyes

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/images/wiki/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Shrug.jpg/250px-Shrug.jpg

somewhat edited for truth bombiness

SOtT-era Prince was where the songs were "OK" but the performance/production cured diseases

― KRSTRMFT (Ówen P.), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 2:28 PM

yeah, that's not really true, let alone a bomb

many people would eat their own arms off for songs that "ok".

proof is in the pudding for me on that one: I have never heard a cover of U Got the Look or Starfish and Coffee I could stomach but I would fight-n-die for the originals.

... how many covers of "Starfish and Coffee" are there

Cursory search:

Bart Peeters - Zeester Met Koffie (0:04:04)
Bendik Hofseth - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:54)
Fallen Angels, The - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:22)
Gentlemen Of The College -Starfish And Coffee
Haddy N'jie & The Stoones - Starfish And Coffee (0:03:56)
Jabberwocks - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:20)
Jasper Kump - Starfish And Coffee (0:03:00)
Moira MacDonald - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:59)
Papoose - Starfish And Coffee
Sixteen Feet - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:27)
Soulwax - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:55)
Sterling Exp, The - Starfish And Coffee (0:02:55)

also Matt Nathanson

xp quite a lot actually! i went on a tear with prince covers a few years ago and i gotta tell you i don't know if I could name three that I liked that weren't on skinny motherfucker with the high voice

The jazz covers tend to be the most unbearable