Deal breakers

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chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

Enjoyment of Mad Tv

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

vegan/lactose intolerant/crohn's/celiac disease

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

monorchid

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

family guy

caek, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

teetotalin'

jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

doesn't dance

gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

hates children.

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

loves children ... like, a lot.

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

has dong

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

asks about drugs on every date

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

being a big fuckin bitch all the time

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

lets make this thread better than this one: Realtionship deal breakers

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

smoker

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

reads murdoch papers

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:20 (ten years ago) Permalink

doesn't drink

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

likes to rent a stretch hummer for special occasions

get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

libertarian

omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

unable to take care of own pets

mh, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

i think i would enjoy a gf that cannot take care of pets

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

pyromaniac

latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

republican.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

doesn't like burritos.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

won't go to shows.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

the clap.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

spells "shit" as "shite"

John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

worse, says it that way, american

John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

the herp

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

smells funny

deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

narcissistic personality disorders

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

hates oral.

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

hates monogamy.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:45 (ten years ago) Permalink

smack habit.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

smacking habit

gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

muffin top

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

practicing wiccan

m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

is rachael ray.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

you already said smack habit

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

every third word is 'like'

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

racist

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

doesnt brush teeth/floss

deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

cares what brangelina is doing this week

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

conspiracy theorist

jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

not "into" politics

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

(too much) make up

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

likes papa john's pizza

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

stop listing politcal ones though guys ... so not noise

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

worse, not "into" politics but votes for the conservatives

xxxxp

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

uhhh

tehresa, Sunday, 2 August 2009 06:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

*evil grin*

Fela Cruti (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 August 2009 08:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

uhhh

MY NAME IS ERICA AND I AM FUNKY (& eclectic) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

a puppy otm

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

never on time

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

what about cats in the room?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

i wouldnt say no to a little pus- aaahhh stop it

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

I remember one time in college I went to a little outdoor eating place to see a friend and meet his friends. Some girl almost immediately told me that facial hair and unkempt finger nails is an automatic turnoff for her. "nice to meet you too (weirdo)"

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

trim your nails ffs

ian, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

shave your beard ffs

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

i... don't have one.

ian, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

so you caved in did you

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

whoops i meant to type 'vegetarian who only eats meat replacement foods and not actual vegetables' but got itchy on the trigger finger

I'd ask if you were dating my roommate except she only goes for girls. EAT VEGETABLES. IT'S SUMMER, FFS.

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

LORAX IS BACK BABBIES

avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

(in replay to my story) - It was just weird how this person spouted out these deal breakers from seemingly nowhere. It was like she was telling me "no dice" when I hadn't even talked to her let alone hit on her. And it's not like my nails or van dyke were in bad (let alone mediocre) shape either. But "that's a deal breaker" (30 rock reference for my homies)

CaptainLorax, Friday, 7 August 2009 04:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

"tats," "tatted up" etc.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

You getting hit on by the boondock saints or what?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

"Why doesn't this music have any words?"

Stereo no aware (Daruton), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Too much excessive repetitive punctuation in email!!!

Thinking that if you do stupid hateful shit while drunk, it doesn't count at all.

To quote achewood, church-faced retards

mh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

This thread is GOOD TIMES.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 02:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

abercrombie
bubble tea
jealousy
fisting
meth

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

lol^

gr8080, Friday, 15 April 2011 02:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC

unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:52 (three years ago) Permalink

i.e. possible to please with a USB stick that contains 20 x the amount of music an audiophile would enjoy, that seems like a good thing to a cheapskate like me.

StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:59 (three years ago) Permalink

but can you at least tell the difference? one can settle for lower bitrate files for convenience's sake without being completely oblivious to the dropoff in quality.

(fwiw I wouldn't seriously rate that as a relationship dealbreaker)

unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:10 (three years ago) Permalink

Of course I can, but for some people sound quality doesn't matter that much, somehow.

StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:34 (three years ago) Permalink

can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC

dogg,

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:19 (three years ago) Permalink

Lmoa

, Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:35 (three years ago) Permalink

abercrombie
bubble tea
jealousy
fisting
meth

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

mh, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:48 (three years ago) Permalink

bubble meth

example (crüt), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:49 (three years ago) Permalink

fell asleep during Chinatown in a rep theater

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:19 (three years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

favorite MBV album is Loveless

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 11 October 2015 21:11 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Writer of middle-grade witch fiction.

welltris (crüt), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:18 (two years ago) Permalink

^deal breaker

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:54 (two years ago) Permalink

(unless you are Diana Wynne Jones)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:55 (two years ago) Permalink

Is above just fuckin frying an egg

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:34 (two years ago) Permalink

only acceptable dinner chez deems:

https://www.colourbox.com/preview/1501055-fried-egg-in-plate-isolated-on-white.jpg

noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:39 (two years ago) Permalink

Only acceptable dinner if the menu had one fuckin entry and the entry was "fried egg" tbf

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:40 (two years ago) Permalink

fuckin flip that egg over jesus

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:48 (two years ago) Permalink

Relax, it's just a ping pong ball on top of a frosted snickerdoodle

brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2015 23:54 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

thinks shoegaze and dreampop are two clearly defined, mutually exclusive genres

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:58 (eleven months ago) Permalink

where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:00 (eleven months ago) Permalink

^ *can't remember where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:02 (eleven months ago) Permalink

attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:03 (eleven months ago) Permalink

has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:04 (eleven months ago) Permalink

has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (eleven months ago) Permalink

likes dank memes

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (eleven months ago) Permalink

attending for-profit schools

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:32 (ten months ago) Permalink

cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:35 (ten months ago) Permalink


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