human mummy confection: where to buy

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In the grand bazaars of twelth century Arabia, it was occassionaly possible if you knew where to look and you had alot of cash and a tote bag you didn't care about to procure an imte known as "mellified man". The verb "to mellify" comes from the Latin for honey, mel. Mellified man was dead human remains steeped in honey. Its other name was "human mummy confection," though this is misleading, for unlike other honey steeped confections, this one did not get served for dessert. One administered topically, and, I am sorry to say, orally as medicine. The preparation represented an extraodinary effort, both on the part of the confectioners, and more notably, on the part of the ingredients.

".. In Arabia there are men 70 to 80 years old who are willing to give their bodies to save others. The subject does not eat food, he only bathes and partkes of honey. After a month he only excretes honey (the urine and feces are entirely honey) and death follows. His fellow men place him in a stone coffin full of honey in which he macerates. The date is put upon the coffin giving the year and month. After a hundred years the seals are removed. A confection is formed which is used for the treatment of broken and wounded limbs. A small amount taken internally will immediately cure the complaint."

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I suspect whoever wrote that was full of shit

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

In fact i'm sure he was

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Unlikely that they were full of honey, at any rate.

Michael White, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i love honey

carne asada, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

man honey

bell_labs, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

this is interesting! on the way to work today I was stopped by a mexican gentleman wearing a blazer saying 'they're going after white people now you guys'. being the only person within earshot I smiled and he said 'the MUMMY. going to go into those houses there, and nothing can stop him. he's the MUMMY.' I said 'the mummy?' he said 'like King Tut, you know, once he's in the building it's over. that church there? that apartment building, right there. he just walks through, taking everyone out, you can't stop him.' I said 'and he's coming after white people?' he said 'I feel sorry for you guys' and crossed the street

anyone who lives around Guerrero & 22nd, you know the guy I'm talking about, he started hanging out around Que Tal about a year ago, I am a fan

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

you will wake up to the one word international headline: mummy

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link


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