how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

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jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

sad little christmas orange

Mr. Que, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink

SAD? THERE IS NOTHING SAD ABOUT THE CLEMENTINE.
It might be the best stoner snack evar.

ian, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

they made me sad for awhile when i saw them for some reason, but i love them now.

Mr. Que, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i love clementines because they make your fingers smell good for the rest of the day

max, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:27 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the only hazard of clementines is not eating the whole crate before they become sickly lumps of mold

elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

just eat them all at once (thats what i do)

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS.
They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.

sexyDancer, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

they are too expensive now ;_;

mookieproof, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i believe satsumas and clementines are both varieties of mandarins.

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

mutants, even

sexyDancer, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

delicious mutants

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

whenever youre in south east asia make sure to eat as many mangosteens as you can

http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/l/0/1300-mangostein-fruit-boracay-island-philippines.jpg

(ive heard you can get them in canada and hawaii and i am crazy with jelousy)

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

those look crazy!!

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i call clementines mandarin oranges (westcoast thing i guess?)
and i think they taste different and also have fewer seeds
at any rate, i have eaten zero so far but will eat more than zero over christmas holidays yaaay

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i think i've seen mangosteens before but had no idea what they were! am totally going to buy now

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

big MANGO aka the steen

max, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

robyn you live in canada - track some of those down - wikipedia says you can find them in chinatowns

theyre like a cross between a clementine and a cloud - with a purple cardboard peel

not allowed in usa due to pests :(

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i ate like 1m of them when i was in sea

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i saw a hueg statue of one

they cost like 10cents a kilo

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

fedex me some ok

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

what do they taste like????

elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the flavor and texture is just the most delicate tender version of citrus imaginable. clementines are brutish in comparison.

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

anyway i just ate 2 more clementines so: 6

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

For the period since 2006 to present, private small volume orders from fruits grown on Puerto Rico are being filled for American gourmet restaurants who serve the aril pieces as a delicacy dessert. [12] Beginning in 2007 for the first time, fresh mangosteens are also being sold for as high as $45 per pound from specialty produce stores in New York City

mizzell, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

two. satsumas

jergïns, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

The clementine is not always distinguished from other varieties of mandarin: in German, it is generally referred to as "Mandarine" and in Japanese, mikan. However, it should not be confused with similar fruit such as the satsuma, another popular variety.

mizzell, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

wikipedia be schoolin.

mizzell, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

whao nyc wow i should learn to read more careful $45 wtf!

i will attempt to track some down and report back!

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lol 100x more $ than in thailand

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/dining/09mang.html

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.downtownexpress.com/de_26/findingaforbidden.html

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

haha i was going to make the big hoos joke max made

i am going to eat mangosteens and if i can't find them here i will def be able to find them when in vancouver in december - exciting new fruit adventures!

i am not fedex-ing you any b/c i want to help protect america from all the world's pests and mangosteen terroorrism

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

noooo but...

srsly i have a fedex # i will give it to you and you will send to me!

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

and i will send you something awz from nyc!

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

actually i guess i could just ask people i actually like know irl in vancouver

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

but they are stooned and unreliable

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

if i promise to send them records for a job well done it could work

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

yr extreme enthusiasm means i am going to see what i can do to contaminate yr country

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

are you coming in december?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

o awz robyn

more updates http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/08/dining/08mang.html

sounds like they were here in august

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ohman i want to come to nyc in december! esp now hearing that major stars are playing on the 8th. but i think i just have to not :( i defend my thesis on the 13th (yaay) so really really should be studying up for that. nyc in december is so awesome tho

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

until you go above 14th street

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i went past 14th street once last time - it was weird
thought also abt going to galleries but did not. the park is above 14th though! i like the park. i want more brooklyn etc hanging out. oh nyc.

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Extra bike always at your service.

Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I need to attempt to recover my bike :(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i ate 2 more, total: 8

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i am pretty impressed by that

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ty. the # of clementines ive consumed in my life is a little bit scary for me to think abt.

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the worst

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 19:28 (six years ago) Permalink

2

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:55 (six years ago) Permalink

3

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:48 (six years ago) Permalink

one at each meal. two were kind of seedy and the third was seedless!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:48 (six years ago) Permalink

I've eaten 4 so far today. I just found 2 more that I've had in my backpack since Tuesday. Think I'm gonna eat them too.

how's life, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:51 (six years ago) Permalink

6

how's life, Thursday, 29 November 2012 18:15 (six years ago) Permalink

good work!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 29 November 2012 18:21 (six years ago) Permalink

4

david foster wheelhouse (how's life), Friday, 30 November 2012 20:26 (six years ago) Permalink

2

carl agatha, Friday, 30 November 2012 20:40 (six years ago) Permalink

3
i muddled half of the third one into a shot of bourbon, some hot water & honey, because it seemed like a good thing to do. it turns out it is a good thing to do!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 30 November 2012 23:56 (six years ago) Permalink

oh man, you make me want to go back to the liquor store.

david foster wheelhouse (how's life), Saturday, 1 December 2012 00:10 (six years ago) Permalink

just got a box; i'm on three

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 December 2012 21:29 (six years ago) Permalink

2

how's life, Saturday, 1 December 2012 21:33 (six years ago) Permalink

2

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 2 December 2012 08:46 (six years ago) Permalink

none but the parents got a big bag at their place and they're so so good right now

the late great, Sunday, 2 December 2012 08:47 (six years ago) Permalink

big bag o' cuties

the late great, Sunday, 2 December 2012 08:48 (six years ago) Permalink

4 yesterday

ljubljana, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:54 (six years ago) Permalink

2 whole. Several segments in a stir-fry.

how's life, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:46 (six years ago) Permalink

2

ljubljana, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:00 (six years ago) Permalink

Brought a bunch to the lab for everyone, no one said anything or ate any

ljubljana, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:00 (six years ago) Permalink

burn it down

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:09 (six years ago) Permalink

Would happily do so today. But there are still clementines in it.

ljubljana, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:20 (six years ago) Permalink

Four. Deal with it.

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 10:29 (six years ago) Permalink

SAD? THERE IS NOTHING SAD ABOUT THE CLEMENTINE.
It might be the best stoner snack evar.

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*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 10:30 (six years ago) Permalink

SATSUMAS FTW

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 8 December 2012 10:31 (six years ago) Permalink

maybe like six

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 December 2012 17:54 (six years ago) Permalink

satsumas are too bitter 4 me

lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 17:58 (six years ago) Permalink

i havent eaten any today but im sitting abt ten feet from a big bowl of full

lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

i ate one this morning and it had like 3 seeds in each segment. and yet others in the box had none. all those seeds didn't make for a great clementine experience, but still, clementines!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:05 (six years ago) Permalink

One baked into a one-minute microwave muffin

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:30 (six years ago) Permalink

('baked')

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:30 (six years ago) Permalink

Switched over to tangerines this week. $1 cheaper per box at my grocery store.

how's life, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:27 (six years ago) Permalink

just bought a box and they are all pale yellow and dry and chewy on the insides. this is the worst. can they turn into a weird pie or something??

ehkarl, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:14 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.sunpacific.com/images/display5.jpg

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 December 2012 04:21 (six years ago) Permalink

Best to just trash them when they get like that.

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 December 2012 14:27 (six years ago) Permalink

last nite: 7

clouds, Friday, 14 December 2012 14:32 (six years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

bought a box from whole foods that are super juicy, so delish

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 January 2013 18:15 (five years ago) Permalink

Shit, what has happened to the clementines? I bought a box yesterday and they're tasteless with a weird texture.

ljubljana, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

Mine have all been very maleable. Recently I bought a box with a bunch that were partially rotten. It's been a bummer. When did California have that cold snap?

cloacachella (how's life), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:32 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah, they're hit and miss. i think i'm done for the season

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:30 (five years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

I am eating a Taste the Difference 'easy peeler' and it smells exactly of Christmas.

kinder, Friday, 7 November 2014 09:56 (four years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

little buddies™

https://oppy.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fsn_full/notes/Clementines%20July%202015.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 15 September 2016 22:56 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LvTNxZs.jpg

suite from the love for three oranges

mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2018 16:41 (eight months ago) Permalink

beautiful

lag∞n, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:14 (eight months ago) Permalink

citrus is the best kind of fruit

marcos, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:18 (eight months ago) Permalink

what do y'all think of sumos

clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:51 (eight months ago) Permalink

top level citrus imho

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:11 (eight months ago) Permalink

yes truly

clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:26 (eight months ago) Permalink

One yesterday. One today. One tomorrow?

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

that's lightweight sumo

clouds, Sunday, 18 March 2018 18:04 (eight months ago) Permalink


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