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Yappy dogs are unhappy dogs. Dogs bark when they're fearful.

It's really unfortunate that humans have bred so many breeds to be yappy. Imagine being born from a 2-300 year legacy of the most anxiety ridden people.

Sometimes, I walk with a pocket of duck jerky dog treats. I've fed them through fences to yappy dogs (Teufel of course gets his).

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link

guys look at this fuckin’ golden retriever / German shepherd cross

https://66.media.tumblr.com/114b28148bf645c25deb72c027fbcbc1/tumblr_inline_pb6svjioLI1r3gakg_540.jpg

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

i love him

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

welp, you could boop mah nose if you want to, i love it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

'yes i am proud possessor of these ears'

Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

prime minister of floofistan

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link

such a good dog

niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 09:03 (five years ago) link

have been thinking abt this dog all day

is it real

niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

pro-tip: google image search 'golden shepherd' for a good time

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link

That's a bad pro tip for anyone currently trying to be a pro at work. Especially when the google leads on to "shollie".

Tim, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

SO many dogs that need to be smooshed.

Yerac, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

Um hey there boss, can you swing by the treats aisle and um we’re gonna need a bigger cart yoohoo

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IQ8Cl8s.jpg

mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link

if that pup was on the dark side we'd all be imperials

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link

General Malone! Prepare my leash for immediate walkies!

mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

*whispers to self* this is what i live for

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link

BG, I'm gonna need to know how old that fluffy dreamboat is.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link

i don't know! it was just a pic i found on the internets. i'm guessing maybe six months?

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 November 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

i have a policy to post any dog tweet that gets more than 500K likes, hope that's ok

my dog has a stuffed bear that he always hangs out with and he sat in front of the dryer the whole cycle just to make sure he would be okay😭😭 pic.twitter.com/h8gCzFUdDX

— Jacqueline (@jacquelineestey) November 23, 2018

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link

You're doing God's work, Karl.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link

We have our dog, Zita:

We have DAWG pic.twitter.com/GzAgLGHyyR

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018


pic.twitter.com/6dkKtvY8en

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 22, 2018


THE SAVAGERY IS INDESCRIBABLE pic.twitter.com/CHZa0hS5IU

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018

She has taken to a small toy bucket, the kind kids take to the beach, and carries it around. You should hear her going up stairs.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:28 (five years ago) link

she is a darling, even though she clanks

estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 07:34 (five years ago) link

a pup loudly clambering up the stairs is one of my favorite sounds in the world

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 08:27 (five years ago) link

i love their little duffer ways

estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link

This is my new short film, 'Small Dog Carries Inexplicably Beloved Bucket Up The Stairs'. pic.twitter.com/VBty339jvX

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 25, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link

I nominate it for all of the Oscars.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

also
https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

whups, wrong also:
https://i.imgur.com/KqoWUZP.gifv

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for these Christmas miracles!

Fetchboy, Monday, 24 December 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Okay we scored seven goals BUT LOOK AT THIS VERY GOOD DOG ON THE ICE. pic.twitter.com/Z8sEgQpCJd

— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) January 9, 2019

Fetchboy, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:34 (five years ago) link

oh my god it looks and acts like the puppy version of my dog!

oooooooof my heart <3

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 January 2019 06:15 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ID9jjtQ.gifv

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link

omg

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/vhnFU6c.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 February 2019 06:59 (five years ago) link

lol what an asshole, i love him

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 February 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link

tbf, you took the time to take a picture with your phone before dealing with the problem so

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Please enjoy this gif of an Afghan hound swimming pic.twitter.com/yFrMxs5Q3p

— Calla Wahlquist (@callapilla) March 7, 2019

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:06 (five years ago) link

regal

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:14 (five years ago) link

Divine

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 8 March 2019 01:30 (five years ago) link

not a real dog guys https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/mermaid-dog-video/

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 8 March 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link

i was gonna say

mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2019 02:16 (five years ago) link

I want to believe

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 8 March 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOooOOoooooOO

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 March 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link

i was walking my dog this afternoon in the pouring rain, and another dog ran up out of nowhere from behind. no idea how long she had been running. she came right up, no leash or collar, but friendly. i looked around for the owner for a minute but there was no one around and it was pouring rain. i managed to get her back into my building, which was an ordeal because she had no collar to grab hold of and wasn't very obedient. then i took her into the anti-cruelty shelter because our place is just too small to have an extra dog, even for a night or two. she was in pretty good health (a little skinny) and i'm pretty sure she was housetrained because when i took her back outside on the way to the car she peed immediately. she knew how to sit, too, and didn't freak out around my cat. the shelter was pretty confident that she had just escaped from a house or something, rather than a stray. she's about a year old. hopefully they can reunite her with her family (we're posting a message on a local facebook group and will put up signs nearby as soon as it stops raining). but if not, i'm pretty sure she'll be adopted soon. she is really sweet.

and good in the car!

https://i.imgur.com/acCxOoi.jpg

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 00:52 (five years ago) link

she’s beautiful. i’m so torn between getting a pup from a shelter or a specific breed.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Sunday, 10 March 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link

i strongly recommend getting a shelter pup. very rewarding to rescue a pup that will be yr pal for life

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link

very good news - the owner saw my wife's facebook group post and contacted us. they'll pick her up tomorrow.

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 06:24 (five years ago) link

<3<3

Fetchboy, Sunday, 10 March 2019 10:48 (five years ago) link


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