lots of very good dogs itt
― gbx, Monday, 12 November 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
should have shot and posted some footage of the dead-eyed, yappy dachshund I used to live next door to, just to balance things out. though she probably was a good dog too, deep down inside.
― oder doch?, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link
Yappy dogs are unhappy dogs. Dogs bark when they're fearful.
It's really unfortunate that humans have bred so many breeds to be yappy. Imagine being born from a 2-300 year legacy of the most anxiety ridden people.
Sometimes, I walk with a pocket of duck jerky dog treats. I've fed them through fences to yappy dogs (Teufel of course gets his).
― Sanpaku, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link
guys look at this fuckin’ golden retriever / German shepherd cross
https://66.media.tumblr.com/114b28148bf645c25deb72c027fbcbc1/tumblr_inline_pb6svjioLI1r3gakg_540.jpg
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link
i love him
welp, you could boop mah nose if you want to, i love it
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link
'yes i am proud possessor of these ears'
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
prime minister of floofistan
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link
such a good dog
― niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 09:03 (five years ago) link
have been thinking abt this dog all day
is it real
― niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link
pro-tip: google image search 'golden shepherd' for a good time
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link
That's a bad pro tip for anyone currently trying to be a pro at work. Especially when the google leads on to "shollie".
― Tim, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link
o haihttps://66.media.tumblr.com/5a161de2287afb7789e2e272dfdf5bf7/tumblr_oc254rwTe61qj1aoeo1_1280.jpg
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link
SO many dogs that need to be smooshed.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
Um hey there boss, can you swing by the treats aisle and um we’re gonna need a bigger cart yoohoo
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/IQ8Cl8s.jpg
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link
if that pup was on the dark side we'd all be imperials
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link
General Malone! Prepare my leash for immediate walkies!
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link
*whispers to self* this is what i live for
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link
BG, I'm gonna need to know how old that fluffy dreamboat is.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link
i don't know! it was just a pic i found on the internets. i'm guessing maybe six months?
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 November 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link
i have a policy to post any dog tweet that gets more than 500K likes, hope that's ok
my dog has a stuffed bear that he always hangs out with and he sat in front of the dryer the whole cycle just to make sure he would be okay😭😭 pic.twitter.com/h8gCzFUdDX— Jacqueline (@jacquelineestey) November 23, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link
You're doing God's work, Karl.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link
We have our dog, Zita:
We have DAWG pic.twitter.com/GzAgLGHyyR— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018
pic.twitter.com/6dkKtvY8en— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 22, 2018
THE SAVAGERY IS INDESCRIBABLE pic.twitter.com/CHZa0hS5IU— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018
She has taken to a small toy bucket, the kind kids take to the beach, and carries it around. You should hear her going up stairs.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:28 (five years ago) link
she is a darling, even though she clanks
― estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 07:34 (five years ago) link
a pup loudly clambering up the stairs is one of my favorite sounds in the world
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 08:27 (five years ago) link
i love their little duffer ways
― estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link
This is my new short film, 'Small Dog Carries Inexplicably Beloved Bucket Up The Stairs'. pic.twitter.com/VBty339jvX— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 25, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link
I nominate it for all of the Oscars.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link
also https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link
whups, wrong also:https://i.imgur.com/KqoWUZP.gifv
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for these Christmas miracles!
― Fetchboy, Monday, 24 December 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
Okay we scored seven goals BUT LOOK AT THIS VERY GOOD DOG ON THE ICE. pic.twitter.com/Z8sEgQpCJd— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) January 9, 2019
― Fetchboy, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:34 (five years ago) link
oh my god it looks and acts like the puppy version of my dog!
oooooooof my heart <3
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 January 2019 06:15 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ID9jjtQ.gifv
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link
omg
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/vhnFU6c.jpg
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 February 2019 06:59 (five years ago) link
lol what an asshole, i love him
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 February 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link
tbf, you took the time to take a picture with your phone before dealing with the problem so
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
Please enjoy this gif of an Afghan hound swimming pic.twitter.com/yFrMxs5Q3p— Calla Wahlquist (@callapilla) March 7, 2019
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:06 (five years ago) link
regal
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:14 (five years ago) link
Divine
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 8 March 2019 01:30 (five years ago) link
not a real dog guys https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/mermaid-dog-video/
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 8 March 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link
i was gonna say
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2019 02:16 (five years ago) link
I want to believe
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 8 March 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOooOOoooooOO
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 March 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link
i was walking my dog this afternoon in the pouring rain, and another dog ran up out of nowhere from behind. no idea how long she had been running. she came right up, no leash or collar, but friendly. i looked around for the owner for a minute but there was no one around and it was pouring rain. i managed to get her back into my building, which was an ordeal because she had no collar to grab hold of and wasn't very obedient. then i took her into the anti-cruelty shelter because our place is just too small to have an extra dog, even for a night or two. she was in pretty good health (a little skinny) and i'm pretty sure she was housetrained because when i took her back outside on the way to the car she peed immediately. she knew how to sit, too, and didn't freak out around my cat. the shelter was pretty confident that she had just escaped from a house or something, rather than a stray. she's about a year old. hopefully they can reunite her with her family (we're posting a message on a local facebook group and will put up signs nearby as soon as it stops raining). but if not, i'm pretty sure she'll be adopted soon. she is really sweet.
and good in the car!
https://i.imgur.com/acCxOoi.jpg
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 00:52 (five years ago) link
she’s beautiful. i’m so torn between getting a pup from a shelter or a specific breed.
― John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Sunday, 10 March 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link
i strongly recommend getting a shelter pup. very rewarding to rescue a pup that will be yr pal for life
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link