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there was an x-files episode about that

-- latebloomer, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:14 (10 hours ago) Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 2 June 2007 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i....can't help it

rofl

latebloomer, Saturday, 2 June 2007 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm going to end up on this thread I just know it :(

Trayce, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm going to end up on this thread I just know it :(

-- Trayce, Sunday, June 3, 2007

, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Weak!

Trayce, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

nabisco will be all over this

deej, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

x-files are great.

bell_labs, Sunday, 3 June 2007 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

X-Files story arc episodes sucks in later seasons

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 3 June 2007 06:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah they do. they should have ended around season 5 or so

latebloomer, Sunday, 3 June 2007 09:13 (thirteen years ago) link

worst last episode ever. worse than seinfeld.

s1ocki, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/comicguypoint.gif

river wolf, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

my favorite zinging of gygax (RIP) was posting that img after he corrected someone on minor Boredoms trivia

sanskrit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

where's that LJ post where he narrates "The Rainbow" by Talk Talk? It was v. cringeworthy.

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

that sounds like something i'd want to read.

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

rather than sending it, i shall describe it for you.

A single horn (trumpet?) sounds.

Flourish of violins and other assorted strings. A low sound, much like a tuba, is also detectable.

The horn sounds again, a few semitones lower. It begins to play a slow tune.

Enter piano and some rain effects. The low tuba thing goes on.

Ethereal moans and wail permeate the song.

Suddenly, an oscillating, windy pumping noise fills the speakers, dying away as soon as it arrives. As it returns for the second time, however, a bluesy guitar riff bursts in unexpectedly.

Along with a distorted harmonica.

Some muted percussion is also audible.

Hollis begins to sing: "Oh yeah, the world's turned upside down..."

Shall I continue?

-- unfished business, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
No.

-- Michael Jones, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

much like a tuba

cutty, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

vintage zing from MJ

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

LJ = Marcello in the making. not that that's a bad thing. but mark my words.

stevie, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

"...Jimmy Finn is out..."

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

It was v. cringeworthy.

Well, how can that be fair at all?

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

LJ = Marcello in the making. not that that's a bad thing

Lenient.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

yay attention whore LJ is back.

g®▲đұ, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Shall I continue?

-- unfished business, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
No.

-- Michael Jones, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

HAHAHAHAH!

God, reading that made me never want to listen to a note of TT :/

Trayce, Sunday, 3 June 2007 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

if by 'making a joke' one attention-seeks, then i think we're all frequently guilty, grady.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Nobody's innocent, some are more guilty than others, etc etc

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 3 June 2007 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

oh well this thread just turned out hilarious.

jessie monster, Sunday, 3 June 2007 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh dear this thread.

Trayce, Monday, 4 June 2007 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

what

sleep, Monday, 4 June 2007 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

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-- am0n, Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:14 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

g®▲đұ, Monday, 4 June 2007 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

it may seem silly to ask about something this mundane but i always wanna know. There's this certain "glass" sound that can be heard in many Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis productions ... How was it created?
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:15 (2 years ago) Link

i know that song inside and out and i don't know which keyb line you are talking about. the long high line or one of the more staccato runs?
-- g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:21 (2 years ago) Link

no not a keyboard sound but a drum machine sound, theres this certain "glass sound" that comes from a drum machine of some sort.
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:23 (2 years ago) Link

as in the whole drum pallette sounds "glassy" or there is one particular sound that sounds like glass (breaking?)? you're pretty inarticulate for a formalist.
-- g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:31 (2 years ago) Link

there is one sound from a drum machine that sounds like glass Mr Geoff.
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:39 (2 years ago) Link

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 4 June 2007 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

No, it's not made with blood diamonds, that's one thing he insisted on and made sure were sourced appropriately. I don't know the guy enough to call wanker on him, but I know he's done some nice things for other friends which alleviate the potential for wankery which is so obviously there.

Ran into one of my artworld stately homo friends last night, who said he'd boycotted the opening and now heard that there had been these really OTT goodie bags handed out to the celebrity art tourists who did go. Despite these being rammed full of luxury goods he did not regret his decision in the least because the work and whole phenomenon of Damien bling was large steaming pile of wank.

-- suzy, Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:59 AM (Yesterday)

am0n, Monday, 4 June 2007 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh God shut up shut up shut up!

Mikey Bidness, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Does she do it on purpose?

Trayce, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41X6CQVD28L._SS500_.jpg

m coleman, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

it would be more in character if she mentioned someone's daddy

s1ocki, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I implied nothing of the sort. I simply popped in for lunch with Andreas and ran into the Chapman boys. Do behave!

sanskrit, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

she's actually a 45 year old dude in cleveland right?

s1ocki, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

creme1, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

step up and be a hero dude.

s1ocki, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i mean the gay dude didnt want the swag yeeeeaaaah riiiiiiight whaeva

jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

i just did call her out on the hirst thread! i don't think she (or tracer hand) gets it

am0n, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

If you think no one calls her out, you havn't been paying attention for long enough -- there's a history of sparring over this exact topic, but you know, for everything there is a season...maybe the time is ripe to revisit all possible permutations of this stage play. Program, please!

Laurel, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I actually met Drew once at Reading festival; Eric from Hole was her b/ f at time but I just remember being very drunk etc. and introduced to this girl and sort of said hi. Weeks later my friend said that girl was Drew. Hmmm.

Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

-- suzy, Tuesday, December 18, 2001 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

am0n, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

LATEPASS.

Yerac, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i haven't noticed the history of sparring. i remember someone making a "i think you dropped something joke" or whatever. anyway:

Sex is the most perfect thing our bodies can do peroid.

-- anthony, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

creme1, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Suzy's argument = "I know several 8th rate celebs" + "I still have hi skoolesque social issues" = "Gwinif is a BITCH!!!!"

GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SMART AND WELL LISTENED AND WELL READ AND WELL CULTURED Y DU U KARE?!?!?!?

PS I am still partially intoxicated so this affects my intonation tho not my intent + Anniversary Party was mostly a good flik partly kausa Gwinif tho mostly kausa ALAN CUMMING etc.

-- xerxes, Saturday, March 23, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Tracer Hand, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

suzy = perez hilton?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 88, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i forgot how funny anthony's posts are

am0n, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

jess once did a pitch perfect imitation of her on some thread lost to the ages

sanskrit, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

that twofer is really great

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 22 February 2020 20:02 (seven months ago) link

I only appear less combative because there is less to be combative about not because I have calmed down. I will never calm down.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, February 25, 2020 12:55 PM

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:58 (seven months ago) link

lol

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:59 (seven months ago) link

lol seconded

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:59 (seven months ago) link

Lol, I knew what this would be before I clicked :)

Frederik B, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:59 (seven months ago) link

Had no idea dril posted here

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:59 (seven months ago) link

he's literally the only person who posts here

mark s, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:03 (seven months ago) link

Gifs vmic

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:03 (seven months ago) link

Can confirm, am dril. I propose we rechristen posting to ILX 'drilling'.

xp

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:04 (seven months ago) link

(xp) I've only posted three images from it today, be fair.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:04 (seven months ago) link

I'm not garbled!

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, March 4, 2020 4:43 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm pretty garbled.

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, March 4, 2020 4:43 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I was working as a waitress in an oxygen bar (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 22:08 (six months ago) link

at long last I have a c to pvmi

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 22:09 (six months ago) link

I've never had a negroni

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown

wait, can we go back to this

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

sleeve, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 22:09 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

i am looking into how to use killfile, which i've never cared about before

― forensic plumber (harbl),

i know this was 6 weeks ago but i'm slow. Some Posts Were Blocked.

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2020 01:26 (six months ago) link

this is unbelievable

― treeship., Sunday, March 29, 2020 12:08 PM

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:13 (six months ago) link

lol

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:18 (six months ago) link

true though

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:19 (six months ago) link

mod request for site-wide find/replace "unbelievable" > [Lovecraftian adjective]

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:22 (six months ago) link

alfred, my partner is working at a testing center in the bronx. my elderly relatives all live in the state of new york. we're about to be overloaded with more cases of this disease than our health infrastructure can handle and necessary aid is being denied because the president "doesn't like" cuomo.

treeship., Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:30 (six months ago) link

i can be outraged if i want

treeship., Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:30 (six months ago) link

indeed. plus governor kissass of Florida has shown sufficient appreciation, so the rest of his state is being rewarded disproportionately with supplies

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:32 (six months ago) link

treesh I think the idea is that we should all have moved beyond the stage of disbelief by now, not that your horror/indignation is unearned

but I do get it, it is hard to believe

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:32 (six months ago) link

indeed. plus governor kissass of Florida has shown sufficient appreciation, so the rest of his state is being rewarded disproportionately with supplies

um, potentially winnable electoral votes.

NY, CA? Not winnable electoral votes so fuck them

I met a strange baby, she made me nervous (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:35 (six months ago) link

yeah i mean i get that's what he's doing! i do agree with treeesh that doing that is...shocking behavior. we've all gotten used to this in the age of trump, i guess, but it's good to remember that actually what this fucker deserves is mass revolts across the country

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:37 (six months ago) link

I'm sorry for offending you, treesh. Not the purpose of this thread.

I live in Florida, you know.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:38 (six months ago) link

what this fucker deserves is mass revolts

with everyone 6 feet apart

I met a strange baby, she made me nervous (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:40 (six months ago) link

mod request for site-wide find/replace "unbelievable" > [Lovecraftian adjective]

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII)

this is non-euclidean

still have high props for eno's "hovering feet mix", ecstasy, motherfuckers!

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:44 (six months ago) link

i do agree with treeesh that doing that is...shocking behavior

it's very believable though

Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:48 (six months ago) link

what the fuck was that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:31 (six months ago) link

Was gonna type "ecstasy motherfucker", but realized generational divides might cause that come across as unnecessarily harsh.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:35 (six months ago) link

posts very much in character

Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:12 (six months ago) link

Too much scrolling, lol

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:14 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

it's good to remember that actually what this fucker deserves is mass revolts across the country

Posts that aged well

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 June 2020 12:17 (three months ago) link

The UK, like I said, crap countries led by right wing wankers. Actually England, to be accurate.

― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Thursday, June 11, 2020 12:58 PM

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:01 (three months ago) link

otm btw

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:01 (three months ago) link

It's accurate because policy on coronavirus in Scotland, Northern Ireland and (to a lesser extent) Wales is not being directed by Boris Johnson and the UK government.

Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:09 (three months ago) link

four weeks pass...

It may aid future historians.

― Sanpaku, Friday, 10 July 2020 12:51 (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 10 July 2020 13:10 (two months ago) link

:D

pomenitul, Friday, 10 July 2020 13:16 (two months ago) link

Aww

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 10 July 2020 14:16 (two months ago) link

i don't think kanye is such a bad guy

― treeship., Wednesday, 22 July 2020 02:37 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 09:38 (two months ago) link

I am just going to wear the bastard down through attrition and noise, because he started a war with the wrong person here!

― calzino, Friday, July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (thirty-two minutes ago)

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:54 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

I learned yesterday that breweries have a less strict food serving requirement and can get away with just a bag of chips with a drink

― calstars, Wednesday, September 9, 2020 4:34 PM (nine minutes ago)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:45 (two weeks ago) link

TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS PLEASE

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:14 (two weeks ago) link

ALL OVER THE PUBSY WUBSIES

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 10 September 2020 00:55 (two weeks ago) link

Disarm is the best song though. I’m surprised it fared so poorly.

― treeship., Wednesday, September 9, 2020 9:33 PM (thirty minutes ago)

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:05 (two weeks ago) link

what i choose is my choice

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:35 (two weeks ago) link

ok spaceboy

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:46 (two weeks ago) link


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