posts very much in character

i....can't help it

rofl

I'm going to end up on this thread I just know it :(

I'm going to end up on this thread I just know it :(

-- Trayce, Sunday, June 3, 2007

Weak!

nabisco will be all over this

x-files are great.

X-Files story arc episodes sucks in later seasons

yeah they do. they should have ended around season 5 or so

worst last episode ever. worse than seinfeld.

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/comicguypoint.gif

my favorite zinging of gygax (RIP) was posting that img after he corrected someone on minor Boredoms trivia

where's that LJ post where he narrates "The Rainbow" by Talk Talk? It was v. cringeworthy.

that sounds like something i'd want to read.

rather than sending it, i shall describe it for you.

A single horn (trumpet?) sounds.

Flourish of violins and other assorted strings. A low sound, much like a tuba, is also detectable.

The horn sounds again, a few semitones lower. It begins to play a slow tune.

Enter piano and some rain effects. The low tuba thing goes on.

Ethereal moans and wail permeate the song.

Suddenly, an oscillating, windy pumping noise fills the speakers, dying away as soon as it arrives. As it returns for the second time, however, a bluesy guitar riff bursts in unexpectedly.

Along with a distorted harmonica.

Some muted percussion is also audible.

Hollis begins to sing: "Oh yeah, the world's turned upside down..."

Shall I continue?

-- unfished business, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
No.

-- Michael Jones, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

much like a tuba

vintage zing from MJ

LJ = Marcello in the making. not that that's a bad thing. but mark my words.

"...Jimmy Finn is out..."

It was v. cringeworthy.

Well, how can that be fair at all?

LJ = Marcello in the making. not that that's a bad thing

Lenient.

yay attention whore LJ is back.

Shall I continue?

-- unfished business, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
No.

-- Michael Jones, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

HAHAHAHAH!

God, reading that made me never want to listen to a note of TT :/

if by 'making a joke' one attention-seeks, then i think we're all frequently guilty, grady.

Nobody's innocent, some are more guilty than others, etc etc

oh well this thread just turned out hilarious.

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v17/200/70/64900612/n64900612_30049936_8169.jpg

guilty

Oh dear this thread.

what

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-- am0n, Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:14 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

it may seem silly to ask about something this mundane but i always wanna know. There's this certain "glass" sound that can be heard in many Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis productions ... How was it created?
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:15 (2 years ago) Link

i know that song inside and out and i don't know which keyb line you are talking about. the long high line or one of the more staccato runs?
-- g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:21 (2 years ago) Link

no not a keyboard sound but a drum machine sound, theres this certain "glass sound" that comes from a drum machine of some sort.
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:23 (2 years ago) Link

as in the whole drum pallette sounds "glassy" or there is one particular sound that sounds like glass (breaking?)? you're pretty inarticulate for a formalist.
-- g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:31 (2 years ago) Link

there is one sound from a drum machine that sounds like glass Mr Geoff.
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:39 (2 years ago) Link

No, it's not made with blood diamonds, that's one thing he insisted on and made sure were sourced appropriately. I don't know the guy enough to call wanker on him, but I know he's done some nice things for other friends which alleviate the potential for wankery which is so obviously there.

Ran into one of my artworld stately homo friends last night, who said he'd boycotted the opening and now heard that there had been these really OTT goodie bags handed out to the celebrity art tourists who did go. Despite these being rammed full of luxury goods he did not regret his decision in the least because the work and whole phenomenon of Damien bling was large steaming pile of wank.

-- suzy, Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:59 AM (Yesterday)

Oh God shut up shut up shut up!

Does she do it on purpose?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41X6CQVD28L._SS500_.jpg

it would be more in character if she mentioned someone's daddy

I implied nothing of the sort. I simply popped in for lunch with Andreas and ran into the Chapman boys. Do behave!

she's actually a 45 year old dude in cleveland right?

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

step up and be a hero dude.

yeah i mean the gay dude didnt want the swag yeeeeaaaah riiiiiiight whaeva

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

i just did call her out on the hirst thread! i don't think she (or tracer hand) gets it

If you think no one calls her out, you havn't been paying attention for long enough -- there's a history of sparring over this exact topic, but you know, for everything there is a season...maybe the time is ripe to revisit all possible permutations of this stage play. Program, please!

I actually met Drew once at Reading festival; Eric from Hole was her b/ f at time but I just remember being very drunk etc. and introduced to this girl and sort of said hi. Weeks later my friend said that girl was Drew. Hmmm.

Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

-- suzy, Tuesday, December 18, 2001 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

LATEPASS.

i haven't noticed the history of sparring. i remember someone making a "i think you dropped something joke" or whatever. anyway:

Sex is the most perfect thing our bodies can do peroid.

-- anthony, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Suzy's argument = "I know several 8th rate celebs" + "I still have hi skoolesque social issues" = "Gwinif is a BITCH!!!!"

GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SMART AND WELL LISTENED AND WELL READ AND WELL CULTURED Y DU U KARE?!?!?!?

PS I am still partially intoxicated so this affects my intonation tho not my intent + Anniversary Party was mostly a good flik partly kausa Gwinif tho mostly kausa ALAN CUMMING etc.

-- xerxes, Saturday, March 23, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

suzy = perez hilton?

i forgot how funny anthony's posts are

jess once did a pitch perfect imitation of her on some thread lost to the ages

I think I had a crush on Holly Near when I was a kid

― gabbneb, Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I expect i will have missed most of the top 50. I'm very good at telling when I won't like something.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, June 24, 2019 4:49 PM (three hours ago)

<3 u morbs

it's true! when I see any new film I dislike, i'm all "I KNEW IT"

just scanned the #51-79 list and it's cool that Morbs is repping for it

I've managed to cut my hedges whilst barely breaking sweat. It's 20C here, 60% humidity and with a cool breeze, there isn't really going to be a heatwave here other than it might hit 30C on saturday. It pisses me off tbh, because all the nice places I go to gtf away from humanity is full of fucking ppl when it is warm - even just moderately warm is good enough for these fairweather arseholes. Who don't seem to give a shit about appreciating nature when it is pissing it down or cold!

― calzino, Friday, June 28, 2019 6:34 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

calz has been on a pvmic streak the last few days

you love to see it tbh

halfway through the year, I can honestly volunteer three bird movies for my top fifteen films: Birds of Passage, For the Birds and Bird of Prey
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, July 11, 2019 4:05 PM

The Angry Birds Movie 2 out next month so you’re pretty much guaranteed a fourth
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Thursday, July 11, 2019 4:32 PM

Whoa, for real??
― flappy bird, Thursday, July 11, 2019 4:47 PM

i'm so excited

it's great to see angry birds back on the big screen. it's been a while. it's my early Oscar Pick

i'll go ahead and give it 5 pre-ordered bags of popcorn.

And one soda - leaving room for another soda when it comes out.

so that's 4 corn bagas and ,uh, 2 sodas

5 bags of popcorn and one feather... to go in my cap when it ends up winning that oscar

I'm going to give it 5 bags of popcorn and one mobile phone to play angry birds on

Hey guys, I'm only gonna be able to give it four bags of popcorn because it's a real shame they didn't expand the franchise, as I would've liked to see some characters from other popular mobile games like Candy Crush make it into the sequel. But because it's such a great movie that outshines the original, I'll restore that fifth bag and maybe also a balloon to make those angry birds a little less angry.

it will not work, as it is in their nature to be anger

will there be any hobbits in the angry birds 2

No but it will undoubtably owe a debt to Jackson's Hobbits as do all movies arguably even ones prior

heard a rumour the eagles were coming

It's sort of a spiritual sequel to that old Hitchcock movie called "The Birds"...if you were a fan of that movie, I think you'll like this one as well

alright, so that's 6 bags of popcorn from old lunch and 2 balloons

wasnt manhattan sold for less when u think of it

Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?

A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.

Lock thread.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 2:07 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

congrats on the bbc finding some myopic, thick as pigshit UK twat describing it as a "bitter pill to swallow" cos it has inconvenienced his honeymoon, hope she's shagging the milkman by next week ya weapon!

― calzino

<3

The best.

I was in the swimming pool earlier and old lady was pointing down into the water and saying something indecipherable in all the noise. I assumed she'd lost something and reached under for it only to grab a turd! I didn't have my distance glasses on and she was trying to warn me someone had done a woopsy!

― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:23 (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

:D

haha

Nasim Pedrad, if you count Iranian as Asian.

― jaymc, Monday, September 16, 2019 5:29 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

tbf if you are a human who has chosen to breed at any time after 1980 then you are probably a sociopath

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, September 16, 2019 2:54 PM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I restrict my twitter Douglas the cutie big boy labbie posts to about once every 3 months, to spare my massive legion of followers my sloppy doggo side!

― calzino, Thursday, September 19, 2019 10:39 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

<3

Have no idea what any of this means, tbh.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:56 AM (one hour ago)

my fave ever funeral was for a ne'er do well pisshead uncle of mine. He had been abused by catholic priests in an industrial school in Dublin so although he didn't have a will it was clear that were priests were a definite no. So he had a humanist service where people just told the truth about his legacy and that was that he was basically likeable but a selfish twat and lousy parent and appalling husband to his two ex-wives, a self-centred egotistic pisshead! Telling the truth about him was a very cleansing experience and not disrespectful at all. The point is call it splitting hairs if you want but I'm not going to do any different for local pols - this is my last word on the subject and I'll stfu now!

― calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:11 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Beaten to the punch. By a hair, though. Good stuff.

i remember for my mum's funeral they were pushing for one of us to say a few words.

a particularly vocal aunt told us we were a disgrace for planning not to do so, so i invited her into the kitchen and gave her the ten second version of what id probably say if given the platform and we agreed maybe silence would work out the best for all involved and that she could spend the rest of her life avoiding me or shutting the fuck up, either worked

love a good irish funeral

I am not a corpse gazer and have taken some heat for it

darragh surely you've got a novel in you

otm would read

epic poem imo

I’d buy that

the zingiad

hmm i have other aunts i do want to maintain contact with so prob best avoided but appreciate sentiments

anyway i did that poem about it

2014 ILX Poetry Contest: The Captain Lorax Prize (Submissions Thread)

vmic responses from yrs truly as well

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow I read that poem three times I am legitimately actually moved and would read many more if they exist

aw thanks, i appreciate that

there is no great undiscovered repository im afraid. very little of interest has happened to me that has also rhymed.

it's good work

deems you have a gift & that’s the only sincere thing i will ever say to u may god strike me dead

DOE also does all of the nuclear weapons manufacture, maintenance, and storage, and transport of weapons until and after they're in military custody. They support the storage of some 2500 warheads / cores at Kirtland Underground Munitions Maintenance and Storage Complex, abutting the airport at Albuquerque, NM.

― Inherent Contempt (Sanpaku), Monday, October 14, 2019 12:28 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

i have never been sarcastic

― american bradass (BradNelson)