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there was an x-files episode about that

-- latebloomer, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:14 (10 hours ago) Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 2 June 2007 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i....can't help it

rofl

latebloomer, Saturday, 2 June 2007 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to end up on this thread I just know it :(

Trayce, Sunday, 3 June 2007 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to end up on this thread I just know it :(

-- Trayce, Sunday, June 3, 2007

, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Weak!

Trayce, Sunday, 3 June 2007 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

nabisco will be all over this

deej, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

x-files are great.

bell_labs, Sunday, 3 June 2007 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

X-Files story arc episodes sucks in later seasons

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 3 June 2007 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah they do. they should have ended around season 5 or so

latebloomer, Sunday, 3 June 2007 09:13 (fourteen years ago) link

worst last episode ever. worse than seinfeld.

s1ocki, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/comicguypoint.gif

river wolf, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

my favorite zinging of gygax (RIP) was posting that img after he corrected someone on minor Boredoms trivia

sanskrit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

where's that LJ post where he narrates "The Rainbow" by Talk Talk? It was v. cringeworthy.

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

that sounds like something i'd want to read.

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

rather than sending it, i shall describe it for you.

A single horn (trumpet?) sounds.

Flourish of violins and other assorted strings. A low sound, much like a tuba, is also detectable.

The horn sounds again, a few semitones lower. It begins to play a slow tune.

Enter piano and some rain effects. The low tuba thing goes on.

Ethereal moans and wail permeate the song.

Suddenly, an oscillating, windy pumping noise fills the speakers, dying away as soon as it arrives. As it returns for the second time, however, a bluesy guitar riff bursts in unexpectedly.

Along with a distorted harmonica.

Some muted percussion is also audible.

Hollis begins to sing: "Oh yeah, the world's turned upside down..."

Shall I continue?

-- unfished business, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
No.

-- Michael Jones, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

much like a tuba

cutty, Sunday, 3 June 2007 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

vintage zing from MJ

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 3 June 2007 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

LJ = Marcello in the making. not that that's a bad thing. but mark my words.

stevie, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"...Jimmy Finn is out..."

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

It was v. cringeworthy.

Well, how can that be fair at all?

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

LJ = Marcello in the making. not that that's a bad thing

Lenient.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yay attention whore LJ is back.

g®▲đұ, Sunday, 3 June 2007 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Shall I continue?

-- unfished business, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
No.

-- Michael Jones, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

HAHAHAHAH!

God, reading that made me never want to listen to a note of TT :/

Trayce, Sunday, 3 June 2007 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

if by 'making a joke' one attention-seeks, then i think we're all frequently guilty, grady.

Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Nobody's innocent, some are more guilty than others, etc etc

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 3 June 2007 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

oh well this thread just turned out hilarious.

jessie monster, Sunday, 3 June 2007 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh dear this thread.

Trayce, Monday, 4 June 2007 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

what

sleep, Monday, 4 June 2007 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

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-- am0n, Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:14 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

g®▲đұ, Monday, 4 June 2007 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

it may seem silly to ask about something this mundane but i always wanna know. There's this certain "glass" sound that can be heard in many Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis productions ... How was it created?
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:15 (2 years ago) Link

i know that song inside and out and i don't know which keyb line you are talking about. the long high line or one of the more staccato runs?
-- g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:21 (2 years ago) Link

no not a keyboard sound but a drum machine sound, theres this certain "glass sound" that comes from a drum machine of some sort.
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:23 (2 years ago) Link

as in the whole drum pallette sounds "glassy" or there is one particular sound that sounds like glass (breaking?)? you're pretty inarticulate for a formalist.
-- g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:31 (2 years ago) Link

there is one sound from a drum machine that sounds like glass Mr Geoff.
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:39 (2 years ago) Link

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 4 June 2007 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

No, it's not made with blood diamonds, that's one thing he insisted on and made sure were sourced appropriately. I don't know the guy enough to call wanker on him, but I know he's done some nice things for other friends which alleviate the potential for wankery which is so obviously there.

Ran into one of my artworld stately homo friends last night, who said he'd boycotted the opening and now heard that there had been these really OTT goodie bags handed out to the celebrity art tourists who did go. Despite these being rammed full of luxury goods he did not regret his decision in the least because the work and whole phenomenon of Damien bling was large steaming pile of wank.

-- suzy, Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:59 AM (Yesterday)

am0n, Monday, 4 June 2007 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh God shut up shut up shut up!

Mikey Bidness, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Does she do it on purpose?

Trayce, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41X6CQVD28L._SS500_.jpg

m coleman, Monday, 4 June 2007 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

it would be more in character if she mentioned someone's daddy

s1ocki, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I implied nothing of the sort. I simply popped in for lunch with Andreas and ran into the Chapman boys. Do behave!

sanskrit, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

she's actually a 45 year old dude in cleveland right?

s1ocki, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

creme1, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

step up and be a hero dude.

s1ocki, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i mean the gay dude didnt want the swag yeeeeaaaah riiiiiiight whaeva

jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

i just did call her out on the hirst thread! i don't think she (or tracer hand) gets it

am0n, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

If you think no one calls her out, you havn't been paying attention for long enough -- there's a history of sparring over this exact topic, but you know, for everything there is a season...maybe the time is ripe to revisit all possible permutations of this stage play. Program, please!

Laurel, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I actually met Drew once at Reading festival; Eric from Hole was her b/ f at time but I just remember being very drunk etc. and introduced to this girl and sort of said hi. Weeks later my friend said that girl was Drew. Hmmm.

Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

-- suzy, Tuesday, December 18, 2001 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

am0n, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

LATEPASS.

Yerac, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i haven't noticed the history of sparring. i remember someone making a "i think you dropped something joke" or whatever. anyway:

Sex is the most perfect thing our bodies can do peroid.

-- anthony, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

creme1, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Suzy's argument = "I know several 8th rate celebs" + "I still have hi skoolesque social issues" = "Gwinif is a BITCH!!!!"

GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SMART AND WELL LISTENED AND WELL READ AND WELL CULTURED Y DU U KARE?!?!?!?

PS I am still partially intoxicated so this affects my intonation tho not my intent + Anniversary Party was mostly a good flik partly kausa Gwinif tho mostly kausa ALAN CUMMING etc.

-- xerxes, Saturday, March 23, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Tracer Hand, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

suzy = perez hilton?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 88, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i forgot how funny anthony's posts are

am0n, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

jess once did a pitch perfect imitation of her on some thread lost to the ages

sanskrit, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i do agree with treeesh that doing that is...shocking behavior

it's very believable though

Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Sunday, 29 March 2020 16:48 (two years ago) link

what the fuck was that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:31 (two years ago) link

Was gonna type "ecstasy motherfucker", but realized generational divides might cause that come across as unnecessarily harsh.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:35 (two years ago) link

posts very much in character

Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:12 (two years ago) link

Too much scrolling, lol

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:14 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

it's good to remember that actually what this fucker deserves is mass revolts across the country

Posts that aged well

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 June 2020 12:17 (one year ago) link

The UK, like I said, crap countries led by right wing wankers. Actually England, to be accurate.

― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Thursday, June 11, 2020 12:58 PM

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:01 (one year ago) link

otm btw

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:01 (one year ago) link

It's accurate because policy on coronavirus in Scotland, Northern Ireland and (to a lesser extent) Wales is not being directed by Boris Johnson and the UK government.

Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:09 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

It may aid future historians.

― Sanpaku, Friday, 10 July 2020 12:51 (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 10 July 2020 13:10 (one year ago) link

:D

pomenitul, Friday, 10 July 2020 13:16 (one year ago) link

Aww

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 10 July 2020 14:16 (one year ago) link

i don't think kanye is such a bad guy

― treeship., Wednesday, 22 July 2020 02:37 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 09:38 (one year ago) link

I am just going to wear the bastard down through attrition and noise, because he started a war with the wrong person here!

― calzino, Friday, July 31, 2020 11:20 AM (thirty-two minutes ago)

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:54 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I learned yesterday that breweries have a less strict food serving requirement and can get away with just a bag of chips with a drink

― calstars, Wednesday, September 9, 2020 4:34 PM (nine minutes ago)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:45 (one year ago) link

TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS PLEASE

the hardline according to shrimp on the b'arby (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:14 (one year ago) link

ALL OVER THE PUBSY WUBSIES

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 10 September 2020 00:55 (one year ago) link

Disarm is the best song though. I’m surprised it fared so poorly.

― treeship., Wednesday, September 9, 2020 9:33 PM (thirty minutes ago)

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:05 (one year ago) link

what i choose is my choice

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:35 (one year ago) link

ok spaceboy

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:46 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

calzino
Posted: 21 November 2020 at 18:09:36
When I was about 8 my Our Lady of Lourdes junior school classmates all met Diana at the Irish centre in Huddersfield. I didn't as I was excluded from the trip for being naughty, boys hoo!

scampus fugit (gyac), Saturday, 21 November 2020 18:21 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Yankee Go Home

― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Monday, 25 January 2021 17:35 (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the scamp has a thousand fries (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 January 2021 17:59 (one year ago) link

What's BTS?
― Tuomas, Friday, January 29, 2021 9:29 PM

lock ilx
― imago, Friday, January 29, 2021 9:30 PM

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 January 2021 21:54 (one year ago) link

SHUGARHONEY!

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 14:22 (one year ago) link

Can we make an emoji combining 😢 and 🕺🏿?

— Robyn (@robynkonichiwa) February 10, 2021

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 20:54 (one year ago) link

The Power Of Nightmares/Adam Curtis

imago, Friday, 12 February 2021 21:08 (one year ago) link

but this was a mistake

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 February 2021 02:09 (one year ago) link

don't forget to vote in the Top 77 Sexualities poll

― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, February 18, 2021 1:04 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 19 February 2021 19:23 (one year ago) link

lol

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:25 (one year ago) link

awww ♥️ forks

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:27 (one year ago) link

i knowwwwww

sarahell, Friday, 19 February 2021 19:30 (one year ago) link

he's becoming... self-aware

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:35 (one year ago) link

Forks can u post the playlist for that?

rob, Friday, 19 February 2021 19:37 (one year ago) link

Its everyones individual top ten i wanna see

scampsite (darraghmac), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:39 (one year ago) link

we have a fake #7 for metrosexual that's gonna bring the house down

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:39 (one year ago) link

RE: Ghostbusters:

pretty sexist film, thank god for the remake

― no (Left), Friday, February 26, 2021 9:19 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 February 2021 20:06 (one year ago) link

Sounds like a bad case of czech's palm

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2021 20:41 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn) Posted: June 7, 2021 at 6:07:14 PM

oh I saw this last week

Je55e, Friday, 11 June 2021 21:09 (eleven months ago) link

lol ok? why

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 June 2021 22:12 (eleven months ago) link

five months pass...

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Someone has put infowars stickers all over the stop signs in my neighborhood. What would be the best stickers to cover them up with?

― peace, man, Monday, November 15, 2021 9:31 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I covered up a bunch in my neighborhood with some stickers my friend, graffiti artist POORBOY, gave me. They say "POORBOY" and feature an Apache holding a scalp aloft with a dead (white) body beside him.

― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:39 (two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Monday, 15 November 2021 17:40 (six months ago) link

calzino
Posted: 25 November 2021 at 20:54:53
they don't burn enough authors these days

mardheamac (gyac), Thursday, 25 November 2021 20:55 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

VHS, plz notice that you will make no headway in resolving this disagreement and it is not because you are failing to make your points, but rather because your points do not penetrate the carapace of the people who are still responding to you.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, December 10, 2021 4:30 PM

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 December 2021 21:55 (five months ago) link

points very much in carapace

coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Friday, 10 December 2021 21:56 (five months ago) link

:D :D :D

let's make lunch and listen to five finger death punch (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 December 2021 01:38 (five months ago) link

lol wins

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 11 December 2021 02:41 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

almanach de saxe gotha v much committing to the bit

Crowns of Europe - https://t.co/BfBmpc53Be pic.twitter.com/DJssRxfkMS

— Almanach de Saxe Gotha - Handbuch des Adels (@AlmanachGotha) January 4, 2022

mark s, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 12:32 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Even butterflies are suspect
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, February 4, 2022

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 00:30 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

intentional art is boring

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 21 February 2022 15:05 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

BRAD

imago, Monday, 21 February 2022 15:07 (three months ago) link

I have been consumed by grief ever since I heard Neil Warnock was killed by a frozen ice javelin of piss

― calzino, Sunday, 6 March 2022 10:27 (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂🤣😂🤣

mark s, Sunday, 6 March 2022 10:52 (two months ago) link


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