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dude better change the locks

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

have a nice blood, peter chung

and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

bill is hardly new -- hee's the guy that fucks whores.

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link

-- and what, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 9:20 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

bills been around for a while. one time he fucked a whore.

-- max, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 11:29 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

haw

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck You, Michael Vick

^^^ tru lols

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i wasnt comparing anything, i was just suggesting that maybe you should go fuck a whore, as is yr want.

-- jhøshea

O. Vickers, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i got a lot of home invasion dreams too

usic, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

They call a dog "man's best friend." Not his wife or his children. Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

It was a short step for any dog owner to go from those dogs to their own dogs.

And then and even shorter step to imagine, however quickly and involuntarily, those harms being visited on any dogs they've had in the past.

So, when Michael Vick was linked to an operation that did any number of cruel and deadly things to dogs in a systematic way, it was no large series of jumps for people to apply their feelings for their dogs to those dogs Michael Vick had.

Deluded? No. Emotionally driven, and therefore probably less-than-totally-logical? Probably.

But, as I own a dog, fuck Michael Vick. Guy's a fuckin asshole.

-- B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 19 December 2007 20:44 (5 months ago) Link

and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people

I reckon if you stop feeding them for a day or two that love gets real conditional real quick

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf @ that whole thing

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

"They call a dog "man's best friend." Not his wife or his children. Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that."

ive found this kind of batshit paranoid misanthropy is usually lurking under the smile of like 1/5th of the "normal" people you meet.... i'll be like chit-chatting with some cuet receptionist and she busts out with "you cant trust anyone but yourself, of course - everyone just wants to take everything from you and leave you" uh wat

and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Also: ANIMALS DO NOT GIVE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. THEY HANG AROUND BECAUSE YOU KEEP THEM WARM AND FED, IDIOTS

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

self-fulfilling prophecy

xpost

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

"Oh I can just tell from looking in his eyes how much he loves me" HE THINKS YOU'RE A FUCKING FOOD DISPENSER

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't get me wrong I like animals but that sentimental shit is like the worst kind of magical thinking

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i hear you dude

animals are cool for some good times (no patrin) but acting like theyre expressing anything close to complex human emotions is one step from being the old lady who talks to her dolls

and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

(no patrin)

LAWLZ

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

this is the next level after next level

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

You know, Mrs V has put up with a lot more shit from me than any doggies I've ever known.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I can understand if people don't want kids, but no way are pets kid substitutes.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link

xactly

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

the fantastical shit people project on their kids is just as absurd - at least delusional pet owners arent creating the little weirdos of tomorrow

jhøshea, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Well yeah people are capable of projecting onto anything or anybody. I'm not saying parents are better than pet-owners, I'm saying the two things don't equate. Most kids eventually grow up to the point where they can talk about their feelings toward their parents - albeit not to their parents, sometimes, hehehe.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

This whole "unconditional love, not like the deceiving neediness of spouses" thing is weird too. The more I think about it, the more I wonder what the fuck unconditional love would look like and why it'd be such a good thing to have. When you have a relationship with another human being I think the notion that if you behave like an asshole it will have consequences in their regard for you is good and necessary, really.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah im imagining dude in a candyland world sliding down rainbows with a dog licking his face or something

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

unconditional love is for parents.

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

and ya... that reminds me of the onion article abotu the woman who always ruins her vacations because she thinks her cats miss her.

i love my cat and i'm sure she's attached to me in some way, being her only "roommate" for hte last 12 years or so but let's not go crazy here. as long as she's nice and does funny shit now and then we're cool. not gonna dress her up and sit her down at the dinner table any time soon.

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, June 15, 2008 10:50 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol yes: kind of makes me want kids so i don't end up one of these people.

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I went to Walgreens last night to buy a Father's Day card, and they had sections for cards from sons, daughters, grandchildren, and pets.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 16 June 2008 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I like this forum already and this is only my first post. Ace.

-- linea, Monday, 30 June 2008 16:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god I've made all of two? three? posts over the span of two? three? weeks and I've ended up as a thread. (?)

I'm not witty enough for this, guys.

-- salsa shark, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 5:50 PM (4 hours ago)

Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ Game recognise game

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know who that Plies guy is, but he looks like he's trying too hard...

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:03 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Really, Plies isn't trying hard enough.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

haha otm

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

me and my Gz shoplift sweets from newsagents all the time. addicted 2 da game.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

In no particular order

1. Erykah Badu, New Amerykah part one (4th world war)
2. Gnarls Barkley - The odd Couple
3. Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree
4. Al Green--Lay It Down
5. Vampire Weekend
6. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
7. Fleet Foxes – s/t
8. MGMT – Oracular Spectacular
9. Portishead – Third
10. Sigur Ros--Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust

-- canfan, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:22 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

no feist no cred

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link

pokemon combat rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HVzH2cnfeU

-- webinar, Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

^^czn

gr8080, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Plies gives unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

spaghetti, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

jess doesn't like new age, whadadick

r1o natsume, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread needs more jay z vs nas keystyles

r1o natsume, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost is harvell still on this forum?

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah posting as 'deeznuts'

max, Saturday, 26 July 2008 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link

was gonna say roy division

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 July 2008 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link


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