TS: Bebop vs. Rocksteady

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ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

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ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

um holy shit dude are you honestly trying to make this a contest

when i had the chance to collect the bebop action figure i was like FUCK THAT GUY even though rocksteady was relatively worthless compared to the giant snapping turtle guy & orange upright-standing-alien triceratops man.

not to mention SUPER SHREDDER but lets keep him out of this thread cuz thats just unfair

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

you don't collect vinyl but you collect action figures?
i love you.

ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

BEBOP

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/profiles/probebop.gif

HEIGHT: 5' 4"

WEIGHT: 325.5 lbs

WEAPON: Fists is good, but guns is better!

FAVORITE COLOR: Black and Blue (heh heh heh!)

HOBBIES: wrestlin', um... and wrestlin'

FAVORITE MUSIC: I likes lotsa musical types of music, I thinks...

NICKNAMES: Da Boss calls me all kinda names... I doesn't bother to remember dem all.

FAVORITE FOOD: Hot dogs and rhubarb pie

FAVORITE BOOK: I doesn't likes books, dey give me a headache.



PERSONAL PROFILE
Me and my bestest buddy, Rocksteady, was just normal human-bean-type peoples until da Boss decided ta makes us into mutant-type peoples. We used ta have fun bullyin' peoples on our block, but tanks to da Boss we gets ta bully lots more stupid peoples all over da universe! Da Boss is real smart... smarter den Rocksteady even! Rocksteady used ta be da smartest guy I knew, dat is until I met da Boss. Da Boss is smarter den Rocksteady. Rocksteady is real smart, but not as smart as da Boss.
My favorite thing ta do is fight. Fightin' is real fun, and ya doesn't gotta read no stupid books or nuthin' ta fight real good. I is a tough guy, ya know what I'm sayin'? I think I can beat Rocksteady inna fight. I dunno if I could beat da Boss... he's real tough. I is real tough, but da Boss is real tough, too. I dunno if I could beat da Boss inna fight, though. Sometimes I wonders if I could beat da Boss, but den he starts yellin' real loud and dat kinda scares me. He gets dese little veins in his forehead poppin' when he yells and he turns kinda purple-red-like. He looks kinda scary like dat. He's pretty tough, too. I don't think I could beat da Boss. I think I could beat Rocksteady, but you couldn't. Rocksteady is real tough. But I is tougher den him. But da Boss is tougher den me, dat's what I think. I don't think I wanna fight da Boss, cuz he's real tough.

I has got ta travel ta lotsa places all around da universe wit da Boss and dat funny little pink guy, Kramp, I think he's called... he's a weird little pink-type peoples, but he don't look like no normal peoples, dat's for sure! He don't even look like no normal mutant-type peoples! He yells alot, too... maybe dat's why him and da Boss is friends, cuz dey both likes ta yell alla time. I know I could really beat dat Kramp guy easy! Da Boss could, too... sometimes I dunno why da Boss has da pink-man around. He has lotsa weird machines dat da Boss likes ta use, but dat Kramp guy, he's annoyin', ya know what I'm sayin'? I kinda wanna smash him sometimes... like a little pink bug! Heh heh heh! Dat would be cool! But da Boss, he don't wanna let me do dat just yet... maybe some day, tho... I is bored. I needs ta go break somethin' with my buddy Rocksteady! He's real smart, dat Rocksteady! Not as smart as da Boss, but he's smart, alright!

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ROCKSTEADY

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/profiles/prorock.gif

HEIGHT: 6' 8"

WEIGHT: 540 lbs.

WEAPON: I likes guns... big guns!

FAVORITE COLOR: Black

HOBBIES: Gambling, Karate

FAVORITE MUSIC: Disco

NICKNAMES: None

FAVORITE FOOD: Oh geez... dat's a toughie... I used ta like pizza, but da Boss won't let me eat dat no more.

FAVORITE BOOK: "War and Peace" is real good ta use as a doorstop... I guess dat makes it my favorite!



PERSONAL PROFILE
Um... I used ta be a normal schmoe on da street, until da Boss made me inta a mutant. It's kinda wild bein' a mutant, but I kinda likes it. I don't miss bein' human much, cuz I never had no friends anyways, 'cept for Bebop, and he's a mutant-type individual now too, so I tink everything is copacetic, ya know? I is much stronger den I usta be, sos I can do alot more fun stuff than before. Da Boss is kinda mean to us, but he gives us fun stuff ta do. When he takes over da world, he's gonna give me and Bebop our own island to ourselves ta rule as we see fit! Dat'll be real fun!
I really hates dem no good Turtles. Dey is always spoilin' our fun and hittin' us! One o' dese days, I's gonna get dem guys! If it weren't for dem and dat dirty rat leader o' deirs, me and Bebop could have our own island by now! Sooner or later, dey'll get theirs, and we'll get ours! Haw haw haw!

I hates computers. Dey is confusin' and hard ta use. I just like bashin' it up, ya know? Dat's what fun is all about... breakin' stuff! Uh oh... I gotta go... da Boss is yellin' again...

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i just for the first time realized that my dislike of bebop may mean that im racist

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

FAVORITE MUSIC: Disco

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

well whatever site grady is getting this info from is making me feel much more confident in my colorblindness

but i nevertheless have sincere doubts as to its authenticity

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lol http://www.ninjaturtles.com/

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Rocksteady and Bebop Apply For Jobs

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCJpq_bS_fI&mode=related&search= man i had no idea slash's path of destruction stemmed from his desire for 'binkie', this is seriously disappointing

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"The first rule of business etiquette is to never threaten your superior with a proton blaster!"

latebloomer, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 05:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i just for the first time realized that my dislike of bebop may mean that im racist


Not to mention that "bebop" and "rocksteady" are two black art forms, while the heros are named after white European painters.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

and in the TMNT: Coming Out Of Their Shells musical tourstravaganza, Shredder was out to destroy all music, so he only spoke in raps.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

This never occurred to me before, but is the fact that they're Italian Renaissance painters the reason that they love pizza?

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

where is sexyDancer to talk about blackface

JW, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

In that clip that Grady linked to, when Bebop and Rocksteady were still humans they both had Rocksteady's voice wtf!

Dan I., Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

turtles cartoon had the best voice acting. Shredder, Krang, fucking Vernon!

Dan I., Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Bebop isn't black-- look at his mohawk, glasses, piercings. He's a kraut.

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

My friend sent me a Ninja Turtle flash PORNO!

It looks like PaperRad.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

^ my friends made that

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ohhhh, good thread. That TMNT sidescroller was so much fun.

admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

do they still make games like that?

admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

that is probably my favorite vid game of all time (after mega man 2)

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i have TMNT 1 for the NES, but TMNT 2 was the one i was obsessed with as a kid.

ian, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I liked the Simpsons sidescroller too. There were like 3 Arcade TMNTs right?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I beat the first arcade one in a hotel in Florida when I was about 14. It seems ridiculous to stand in front of an arcade game for that amount of time now.

admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

In our hyperfast networked society, I mean.

admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

tmnt was the only arcade game i ever actualy finished!

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

quite a triumphant day for me and my three friends that i had never met before and would never see again

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

you mean Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael?

admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Don't worry. You'll see them again, one fine day.

admrl, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

My friend sent me a Ninja Turtle flash PORNO!

It looks like PaperRad.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 1:49 PM (30 minutes ago)
^ my friends made that

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 1:51 PM (28 minutes ago)


I couldn't tell if it was for real (like, made for anime people to jerk off to) or an art prank. All signs pointed to "joke" except for that weird "internal" shot. I imagine being at the voiceover session must've been a hoot.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

arcade version massively better

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Whiney G, it was the one where Krang asks him to "cummmm in my mouth" right? THat was made for a Harvard animation class project

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

kinda lookin to j/o so can we get some turtle porn links here please? thanks

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

tmnt mk. 1 for nes was hard as fuck

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.boxturtlesite.info/Turtl1.jpg

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

j3ss otm

sleep, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

googleproofed so nobody will discover that you sucked at tmnt on nes

sleep, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm get honry

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

it wasn't me, it was the controller

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

This never occurred to me before, but is the fact that they're Italian Renaissance painters the reason that they love pizza?

-- Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 06:21 (12 hours ago)


no, they love pizza because they're teenagers and live in NYC.

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

you can probably strike the NYC part

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

T R U

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i was gonna say they love it because it's fucking pizza, man.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

The bomb level in the first TMNT for NES ruined the game for me. I could beat it usually but at WHAT COST

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

THat was made for a Harvard animation class project


What did they get? What was the assignment?

Krang saying "cum in my mouth" is lols ahoy.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Here's the link if anyone's curious.

NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHERE

http://static.evercrest.com/www/images2/ext/tmntnet2.mov

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

totally looks like porno paper rad

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

that changed me in ways i'm not comfortable with

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I couldn't imagine turnign that into a professor. even a hippie harvard prof.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i actually had to turn it off and i've sat through some weird shit in my brief time

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Whiney G, I have a hacked psyched out version of that video that I made. Maybe youtube it?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

jess learns teh secret of the ooze.

JW, if there's even a halfshell worth of turtle dong, YouTube will pull it.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

pull it

lol

(sorry)

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

^ even if you flag as 18+ ?!?!?!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

BTW, Rocksteady is obviously cooler.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I got severe Wonder Showzen flashbacks watching that (esp. the cowabunga stair ride). HOWEVER, I thought you all were taking about the thing that originated the April / Shredder doggystyle GIF I've seen in some of my oh-so-many porn e-mails.

David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

(no kenan)

David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

They have the turtles nintendo games here:

http://www.nintendo8.com

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ok the nunchuks

xp i was just going to post that!

river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the April / Shredder doggystyle GIF I've seen in some of my oh-so-many porn e-mails.

^ hgaga

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

they post the copyright info at the end as if that'll make it all right...

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ten years pass...

This never occurred to me before, but is the fact that they're Italian Renaissance painters the reason that they love pizza?
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 6:21 AM (ten years ago)

this feels like it might have some truth to it...

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 04:34 (eight months ago) Permalink

https://vimeo.com/103178492

am0n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 04:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

Hey dude, how 'bout throwin' a NSFW warning on that gnarly TMNT porno video linkage, por favor, hang ten and also tubular.

the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 05:26 (eight months ago) Permalink

Hey april, don't cut me no slack

am0n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 14:32 (eight months ago) Permalink


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