yeah </beatles>
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 2 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah
― bnw, Monday, 2 November 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
cough
OH, WRONG THREAD
― alpha zingdog (history mayne), Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
December 4, 2003(Today's list was originally published on December 14, 1999)
The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana
20> Got Buzz?19> Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All18> A Day Without Pot is Like School17> Weed My Lips!16> Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!15> What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?14> Obey Your Jones13> Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff12> It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!11> Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime10> Official Sponsor of the NBA9> Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!8> Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke7> This is your brain. This is your brain on pot. This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.6> When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?5> SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?)4> Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads3> Just Doob It2> It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...
1> Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless
Discuss.
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, December 5, 2003 12:13 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ice to see you (crüt), Monday, 28 June 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
omg 4ever @ custos
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
also lol that "primo maui-grown bud" would be $25 dollars.
sorry for double dollars there
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
completely missing exactly what was made Custos infamous
what, exactly, did make custos infamous?
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
HE SEEMS FASCINATING.
a constant desire to be funny, allied with and scuppered by a total tone-deafness in the realms of humour, social sensitivity, racial puppetry and so on
― Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Salem - What kind of music genre is this ?
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
A++, ilxor. actual irl lols
― markers, Thursday, October 14, 2010 10:37 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/osd8oh.gif
― markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
haha waht
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
dude can open a door to space I guess
― markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
how many times has markers posted some combination of "looooool" or "looooooooooool" or "irl lols" or "A++" -- feel like that's about 60% of his posts -- i would research this, but we all know what happened to grady
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
how many of your posts are saying something negative about what another poster's doing?
― markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
let people be
i thought that was sperm
― goole, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
he's just asking the important questions
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
and goole otm
^^^^^
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
― markers, Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:25 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark
this is only relative to the frequency with which ilxor posts & you egg him on
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― goole, Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:25 PM (2 minutes ago)
yeah, thought it was just a dude being sucked out into space when I first saw it but yr right O_O
― markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://fishslayer.tripod.com/IagoBadge.gif
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
A+
― goole, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
irl lols
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
for the love of all that is holy I can see why he changed his name!
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
first posts justifies it all
― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
catherine vagina
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
any thread that has mark g & snoball firing jokes like they're zach galifianakis gets the gasface
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
this was and what to me a cpl years ago, and it was a gd point, well made:
yall is dilutinatin what lord custos tribute thread was supposed to be about
that post doesnt have any html begin/end tags, made-up dialogue, a white guy talkin rap slang, or the courier font
get back 2 me when u see some of that otherwise keep ur anger at bad joeks to ur damn self
― harry s tfuman (and what), Wednesday, 18 February 2009
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry if this is already here ... from human centipeded thread
First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
ultimate custos tribute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnUKmk5Lz50&feature=player_embedded#at=158
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
appropriately there's no less than 4 references to explosive diarrhea
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
Btw for a min I thought u were D. WADE!thekingusr 1 week ago
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link
{David is awestruck. The wind picks up. In the air the huge image of the Space Jockey is forming from the clouds. He appears to be walking from the stars. The image is ghostly at first, but steadily gains color and coherence.}
Space Jockey: Humans ...Michael Fassbender: Father?Space Jockey: Humans, you have forgotten me.Michael Fassbender: No. How could we?Space Jockey: You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, human. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.
― the late great, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 11:46 AM
should've remembered to do it in courier
― the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://trapsntrunks.com/2012/11/27/video-k-yay-king-of-the-custos/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
My Fellow Americans,I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.
― what is google (schlump), Monday, December 10, 2012 10:20 PM (Yesterday)
― the late great, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
Hurting's tex-mex-themed Monkees cover band
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link
Make up words to the instrumental theme song of a movie that describe that movie, then try to guess that movie.
― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link
i feel like i took part in a robbery and now i'm snitching to the cops but
― omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
she's -- coldblooded, check it and seegot a fetish for the civilitycome on nancy, you can do more than thatshe's coldblooded, she's coldblooded
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 May 2019 16:17 (three hours ago) Permalink
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Sunday, 5 May 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
it was very impressive
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
I still maintain the one of mine Ward posted here was actually funny, humf.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 04:31 (four years ago) link