lord custos tribute thread

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"See this, bitches? It's got YOUR NAMES on it. Seriously, y'all don't wanna mess with this. You hos don't know the first thing about war, so kindly step back off my nachos, homie, cos the cheese don't melt that way with G.W. Bush. Holla!"

-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, November 14, 2003 3:14 PM

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

do we really want to go down this road

strongohulkington, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

basement jaxx f lord custos epsilon - lord custos of the null lines. -- trife (...), August 12th, 2003.

strongohulkington, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

still makes me laugh every time i remember it

strongohulkington, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i predict this thread will be littered with ned and tep posts

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

RIP "THERE IS NO HA" category

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i cant believe they killed thread categories

rip MOMUS MOMUS MOMUS

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

[boldface-typography]well i mean duh[/boldface-typography]

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this thread should really be in courier.

s1ocki, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

tep... that man liked his sandwiches

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i loved how he always included the open tag on his html jokes - isnt the whole point of it that youre making a cartoonish or uncharacteristic statement, like i dunno 'i disagree with nabisco, we should support the troops by keepin em over there! /dubya' or whatever?? but custos saw that and knew that a close html tag without an OPEN html tag cant be funny - i mean, its bad html!

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

xp i saw tep's blog once, its all these wordy dave barry style rants about shitty tv & different kinds of colas

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Is anyone else watching According to Jim? It's been downhill since the sixth season but I can't bring myself to stop until I find out what happens with Jan's unwanted pregnancy, preferably while enjoying a cold, flavorful can of Family Dollar Diet Root Beer

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i hope to god you had to look up the characters name there

strongohulkington, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Cast

* Jim Belushi (Jim)
* Courtney Thorne-Smith (Cheryl)
* Kimberly Williams-Paisley (Dana Gibson)
* Larry Joe Campbell (Andy)
* Taylor Atelian (Ruby)
* Billi Bruno (Gracie)
* Conner Rayburn (Kyle) (Season 4+)

Recurring

* Mitch Rouse (Ryan Gibson) (Dana's husband)

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

'the problem with drive is it's up against how i met your mother. what should i watch?'

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

* Jim Belushi (Jim)
* Courtney Thorne-Smith (Cheryl)


they will be poking me with pitchforks and force-feeding me knock-off cola when i de

strongohulkington, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

jim belushi should have stayed on the path he was taking with 'gang related'

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

'the problem with drive is it's up against how i met your mother. what should i watch?'

-- félix pié, Friday, April 27, 2007 1:18 PM (44 seconds ago)

haha see i cant even tell if thats real or a parody

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

that is sadly all too real

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

though paraphrased for conciseness

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

holy shit that thread

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Gee, We Thought That She Would Make Something Of Herself: The Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo Story.


-- Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, November 10, 2003 7:47 PM (3 years ago)

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.revolutionarywebdesign.com/032203/images/x.shame.jpg

gff, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"I'm Not Done Yet, Young Man!"

-- Tuomas (Tuomas),

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

couldn't read past a few screens, crossing fingers i'm not on it

gff, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ethan please don't remind me of my posts from four years ago

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ethan please don't remind me of my posts from four years minutes ago

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"Listen buddy, you wanna insult me? Take a number and go to the back of a very long line!"

-- Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, November 10, 2003 3:17 PM (3 years ago)

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Wake Me Up Before You Gogol

-- Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, November 11, 2003 1:52 AM (3 years ago)

proto-jbr

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I think Dennis Miller already used up a really good one:
"Obviously you've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn about you and your sad little life."
Unfortunately, it's too long. That would have to be the subtitle.

-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, November 11, 2003 1:55 PM (3 years ago)

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

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and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.horsepresence.com/shop/media/PGMugWarning1895.jpg

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, November 12, 2003 3:11 PM (3 years ago)

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

somebody find the custos thread where he makes the 'my reality check bounced' joke

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

The Surname Passantino Really Doesn't Lend Itself To Puns Well

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, May 22, 2005 9:48 AM (1 year ago)

haha

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I still got it.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Assuming they're not doing it at top volume and/or from an arcane religion whose prayer rituals involve marijuana, animal sacrifice, or impregnation.

-- nabisco, Friday, April 27, 2007 3:16 PM (4 minutes ago)
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what do you mean I can't sacrifice my virgins at the Pizza Hut!?

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, April 27, 2007 3:17 PM (4 minutes ago)

gff, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

hahaha 4 a second i tht this was the actual lolz thread & was gonna be like uh gff is losin it

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

*bows* It is the long game that is worth playing in these, our strange times. *checks* Hmm, yes. But I thank you for your welcome. Please ensure your minstrels are imbibing the correct amount of cordials necessary.

-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, November 5, 2003 10:53 AM (3 years ago)

and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i think ned mixed up rhydin chat with ilx there

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

This thread feels very 2005.

David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

y'all are confusing custos-specific lolz with general ilx gaywaddery

strongohulkington, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

god, so much shame

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this thread should really be in courier.

Seconded.

Nicole, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

like this?

David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Nice - even got the fucked-up line spacing right.

David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

The <code> tag shd be the <custos> tag.

David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 21:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

he invented challops

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 6 September 2009 02:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

rad darkhorse scenario: boy was never inside the father did it all for publicity and is about to have a press conference where he informs us the government is controlled by lizard people

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:29 (6 minutes ago) Permalink

isn't that more of a darklizard scenario?

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:29 (6 minutes ago)

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

rad darkhorse scenario: boy was never inside the father did it all for publicity and is about to have a press conference where he informs us the government is controlled by lizard people

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:29 (6 minutes ago) Permalink

isn't that more of a darklizard scenario?

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:29 (6 minutes ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:37 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

see the thing with this one is that custos would have actually presented us with a formatted script for that very scenario

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Monday, 2 November 2009 17:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol at ppl calling shit Custosian while completely missing exactly what was made Custos infamous

The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Monday, 2 November 2009 17:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah yeah yeah

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 2 November 2009 18:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah yeah yeah

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Monday, 2 November 2009 18:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah </beatles>

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 2 November 2009 18:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

  • yeah
  • said like the rapper
  • little john

bnw, Monday, 2 November 2009 20:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

cough

OH, WRONG THREAD

alpha zingdog (history mayne), Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

December 4, 2003
(Today's list was originally published on December 14, 1999)

The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana

20> Got Buzz?
19> Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All
18> A Day Without Pot is Like School
17> Weed My Lips!
16> Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!
15> What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?
14> Obey Your Jones
13> Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff
12> It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!
11> Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime
10> Official Sponsor of the NBA
9> Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!
8> Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke
7> This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.
6> When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?
5> SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?)
4> Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads
3> Just Doob It
2> It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...

1> Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless

Discuss.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, December 5, 2003 12:13 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice to see you (crüt), Monday, 28 June 2010 10:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

omg 4ever @ custos

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 17:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

also lol that "primo maui-grown bud" would be $25 dollars.

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 17:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

sorry for double dollars there

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 18:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

Discuss.

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

completely missing exactly what was made Custos infamous

what, exactly, did make custos infamous?

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 23:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

HE SEEMS FASCINATING.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 23:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

a constant desire to be funny, allied with and scuppered by a total tone-deafness in the realms of humour, social sensitivity, racial puppetry and so on

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 07:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Salem - What kind of music genre is this ?

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

A++, ilxor. actual irl lols

― markers, Thursday, October 14, 2010 10:37 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://i53.tinypic.com/osd8oh.gif

markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

haha waht

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

dude can open a door to space I guess

markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

how many times has markers posted some combination of "looooool" or "looooooooooool" or "irl lols" or "A++" -- feel like that's about 60% of his posts -- i would research this, but we all know what happened to grady

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

how many of your posts are saying something negative about what another poster's doing?

markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

let people be

markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

i thought that was sperm

goole, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

he's just asking the important questions

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

and goole otm

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

^^^^^

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

how many of your posts are saying something negative about what another poster's doing?

― markers, Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:25 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark

this is only relative to the frequency with which ilxor posts & you egg him on

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

i thought that was sperm

― goole, Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:25 PM (2 minutes ago)

yeah, thought it was just a dude being sucked out into space when I first saw it but yr right O_O

markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://fishslayer.tripod.com/IagoBadge.gif

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

A+

goole, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

irl lols

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

for the love of all that is holy I can see why he changed his name!

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

first posts justifies it all

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

catherine vagina

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

any thread that has mark g & snoball firing jokes like they're zach galifianakis gets the gasface

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

this was and what to me a cpl years ago, and it was a gd point, well made:

yall is dilutinatin what lord custos tribute thread was supposed to be about

that post doesnt have any html begin/end tags, made-up dialogue, a white guy talkin rap slang, or the courier font

get back 2 me when u see some of that otherwise keep ur anger at bad joeks to ur damn self

― harry s tfuman (and what), Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

sorry if this is already here ... from human centipeded thread

First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

ultimate custos tribute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnUKmk5Lz50&feature=player_embedded#at=158

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

appropriately there's no less than 4 references to explosive diarrhea

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

Btw for a min I thought u were D. WADE!
thekingusr 1 week ago

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

{David is awestruck. The wind picks up. In the air the huge image of the Space Jockey is forming from the clouds. He appears to be walking from the stars. The image is ghostly at first, but steadily gains color and coherence.}

Space Jockey: Humans ...
Michael Fassbender: Father?
Space Jockey: Humans, you have forgotten me.
Michael Fassbender: No. How could we?
Space Jockey: You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, human. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.

― the late great, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 11:46 AM

should've remembered to do it in courier

the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:52 (six years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

My Fellow Americans,
I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.

― what is google (schlump), Monday, December 10, 2012 10:20 PM (Yesterday)

the late great, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:21 (six years ago) Permalink

one year passes...
four years pass...

i feel like i took part in a robbery and now i'm snitching to the cops but

omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:33 (two months ago) Permalink


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