― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
― universal death rats (sleep), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
LemmingLord Join Date: Jul 2005 Re: Professional Skills---------------------------------------------------------------------Profession (Phone Sex Operator)This is the skill of talking dirty to paying customers over the phone (or similiar technology). It includes quickly figuring out what the customer wants to hear, improvising to meet the customers need, and faking (or perhaps experiencing) climax; but of primary concern is making the experience last (as the customer typically pays by the minute). +2 if you have the voice advantage. Probably Defaults to Acting -4.
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Icelander Caution: Known IcelanderJoin Date: Mar 2006Location: Iceland* Re: Professional Skills---------------------------------------------------------------------Quote:Originally Posted by LemmingLordProfession (Phone Sex Operator)This is the skill of talking dirty to paying customers over the phone (or similiar technology). It includes quickly figuring out what the customer wants to hear, improvising to meet the customers need, and faking (or perhaps experiencing) climax; but of primary concern is making the experience last (as the customer typically pays by the minute). +2 if you have the voice advantage. Probably Defaults to Acting -4.
I'd call this an Average Technique of Sex Appeal-4, defaulting to Acting-5 and Fast-Talk-5, possibly.
― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:28 (sixteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link
― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
ORLY?
nerd lolz thread
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk&feature=player_embedded
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Saturday, 19 December 2009 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link
haha yesss
― sleep, Saturday, 19 December 2009 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, I always try to make this joke at work whenever I'm showing someone something on the monitor and I need to zoom in ("Let's see if I can clean this up a little", "Let me just 'zoom-enhance' this image"), and no one EVER laughs.
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Sunday, 20 December 2009 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I wonder if that schtick has its ancestry in Blow Up (the difference being of course that you actually can enlarge/"enhance" from film)
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 December 2009 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
no
― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Sunday, 20 December 2009 08:03 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLTaMpRl2o
― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
there's a predator one too i believe
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEC7HKbP0g&feature=player_embedded
― latebloomer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:30 (thirteen years ago) link
the fifteen yr old boy in me is just squealin in delight at the predacize
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9CAOM2XioQ&feature=player_embedded
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2729/4269858657_34b61a8661_o.jpg
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Monday, 15 February 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/04/500x_custom_1270143067582_loeg88.jpg
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/04/01/top-shelf-announces-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen-1988/
― here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Friday, 2 April 2010 09:49 (twelve years ago) link
god damn it, april foolsies on me...i really wanted it
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/03/500x_jobs-schmidt-1.jpg
lovin their fashion
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/techdoc/ref/cumtrapz.html
― caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
heh heh heh
― sleep, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
loool
― fat pavlova slapping your tender mouth (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://media.tzaam.com/images/full/q4.jpg
― ( ｀ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀｀☜) (am0n), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
why would you use a recursive function to figure out someone's mass?
― jaxon, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
maybe they tried to use an iterative algorithm but it wouldn't work cause she had too many beltlooping constructs (cause her waist is so wide her pants require myriad beltloops)
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://i49.tinypic.com/2ive7eo.jpg
― dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/bsg-2.jpg
― caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 August 2010 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
lolTeX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhh8Ao4yweQ
― caek, Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
nerdyball
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 September 2010 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
Don Knuth should have been a player, that guy had stilts!
― Dan I., Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
They should have got Fuller on that - he was a buckyballer...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
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― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
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huh.
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
I don't get it.
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
LOL
― cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
NERDS
― jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
that ethernet cable should be cross-ref'd hereAwesome Audiophile Snake Oil
― andrew m., Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
It's Vivaldi's birthday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCxdVsebLMI
― andrew m., Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
"...and so they used Bach's hair for the G string..." C'MON THAT'S THE SH
― andrew m., Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link
http://popchartlab.com/products/the-vocations-of-heroes-and-villains
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxD2xGz-QPk
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 March 2015 22:06 (eight years ago) link
https://www.behance.net/gallery/24424857/All-New-Superpowered-Post-Punk-Marvels-by-Butcher-Billy
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WGUJoRR.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 9 April 2015 11:30 (seven years ago) link
http://trixter.oldskool.org/2015/04/07/8088-mph-we-break-all-your-emulators/
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:51 (seven years ago) link
https://vimeo.com/130841895
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2015 18:00 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKhnVvHWJ3A
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 July 2015 18:14 (seven years ago) link
music is from that
https://medium.com/@skamille/the-very-model-of-a-modern-exec-technical-8ddd4f1c44db
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 17 October 2015 19:31 (seven years ago) link
from 1996http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRgdg0JW0AAXrTd.png
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 15:23 (seven years ago) link
amazing http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=6943
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 22:11 (seven years ago) link
o_O
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:47 (seven years ago) link
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Soon_Bayts
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link
http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/177925/Mega-Man-Wearable-Helmet-Replica
― ulysses, Thursday, 3 March 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iXhnumbYnuz
― ulysses, Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link
trending today on stack exchange:http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/37756/would-evolution-select-for-mermaids-without-breasts
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3YtLQni.jpg
― micro brewbio (crüt), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W2NqYOJ.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:03 (six years ago) link
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2522068/pg1?disclaimer=1
― imho tep (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:52 (six years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5456c7961aa2e6feb48627b5b096417a/tumblr_oeqm1aBBYf1ss9srro1_540.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:31 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/codebutler/status/825981599736999936
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 January 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link
https://about.gitlab.com/2017/02/01/gitlab-dot-com-database-incident/
At 2017/01/31 23:00-ish team-member-1 thinks that perhaps pg_basebackup is refusing to work due to the PostgreSQL data directory being present (despite being empty), decides to remove the directory. After a second or two he notices he ran it on db1.cluster.gitlab.com, instead of db2.cluster.gitlab.com.At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left
At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left
ooof.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link
seriously would love a conference of just that kind of stuff
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link
my former employer (a popular online bookstore) had an internal memo system called "COE", for "correction of error", where teams would explain in excruciating detail how they had accidentally taken down important services for minutes or hours. There was at least one time while I was there where the website was inaccessible for hours because someone had manually deleted a virtual network resource because someone asked them to, in an attempt to "clean something up"
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
thank goodness git is decentralized, right????
― just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
im being facetious of course, but the GITLAB/HUB/BUCKET IS DOWN!!! stuff is kinda ironic
― just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZL6loYBlE
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 2 September 2017 21:16 (five years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--q9Nlvbje--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/o8eckuccvb9jrplpjy13.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:32 (five years ago) link
Emacs users trying to be normal pic.twitter.com/WaYCunXD1N— Emily Blvd (@emilyst) May 21, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:55 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t96m2ynKw0
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:58 (three years ago) link
I don't want to see or be seen by Richard Stallman
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:06 (three years ago) link
Haha fair
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:23 (three years ago) link
tail recursion pic.twitter.com/GoX77x2j3d— Bob Burrough (@bob_burrough) June 11, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:54 (three years ago) link
holy shit lol
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:18 (three years ago) link
Not sure that quite counts as unwinding the stack tho
whats it sitting on
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:21 (three years ago) link
best cgi from the new avengers movie imo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:44 (three years ago) link
ive made this pic.twitter.com/GBoFkH07i2— the government man (@me_irl) November 26, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:41 (three years ago) link
lol
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:47 (three years ago) link
lol brutal
― mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 04:38 (three years ago) link
"gui for ping"
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 05:25 (three years ago) link
not only are there windows gui ping applications but also a electrical and computer engineer proffessor named Ping Gui.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:09 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/BCTfn48nZ0— Geheim-"ICD Y35.7!"-organisation (@geheimorga) July 8, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:03 (two years ago) link
― solo scampito (mh), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:15 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8DgpgtSQQ
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:06 (two years ago) link
https://arxiv.org/abs/1807.10553
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 21:05 (two years ago) link
https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/254707403_10159445995275325_4748930388282996470_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=steY5AGedVUAX9lUgzj&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=979f3a90f890341908663c12100b9f72&oe=619C6A6D
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:14 (one year ago) link