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universal death rats (sleep), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

some asshole deleted the original nerd lolz

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

lolz

sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/407/gwahgl8.jpg

the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

no brick wall no peace

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

OH MY GOD!!!!!! I love the shirt-and-tie-under-gi look!

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

the guy second-from-left looks like a white Eazy-E

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

more awesome rpg nerd crepeness:

LemmingLord
Join Date: Jul 2005 Re: Professional Skills
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Profession (Phone Sex Operator)
This is the skill of talking dirty to paying customers over the phone (or similiar technology). It includes quickly figuring out what the customer wants to hear, improvising to meet the customers need, and faking (or perhaps experiencing) climax; but of primary concern is making the experience last (as the customer typically pays by the minute). +2 if you have the voice advantage. Probably Defaults to Acting -4.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by LemmingLord
Profession (Phone Sex Operator)
This is the skill of talking dirty to paying customers over the phone (or similiar technology). It includes quickly figuring out what the customer wants to hear, improvising to meet the customers need, and faking (or perhaps experiencing) climax; but of primary concern is making the experience last (as the customer typically pays by the minute). +2 if you have the voice advantage. Probably Defaults to Acting -4.


I'd call this an Average Technique of Sex Appeal-4, defaulting to Acting-5 and Fast-Talk-5, possibly.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

EVEN BETTER!!!!:
http://www.merentha.com/rl_pics.html

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:30 (twelve years ago) link

yea i know,

Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:40 (twelve years ago) link

UNTRUE: http://mordormud.com/

Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

lol yr a nerd!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

haha wow

universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

some asshole deleted the original nerd lolz
-- and what (an...), Wednesday 1:58 PM. (ooo)

ORLY?

nerd lolz thread

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

haha yesss

sleep, Saturday, 19 December 2009 16:49 (nine years ago) link

Man, I always try to make this joke at work whenever I'm showing someone something on the monitor and I need to zoom in ("Let's see if I can clean this up a little", "Let me just 'zoom-enhance' this image"), and no one EVER laughs.

Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Sunday, 20 December 2009 02:26 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if that schtick has its ancestry in Blow Up (the difference being of course that you actually can enlarge/"enhance" from film)

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 December 2009 03:35 (nine years ago) link

no

leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Sunday, 20 December 2009 08:03 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLTaMpRl2o

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:46 (nine years ago) link

there's a predator one too i believe

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:08 (nine years ago) link

the fifteen yr old boy in me is just squealin in delight at the predacize

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:12 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

god damn it, april foolsies on me...i really wanted it

did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:28 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

heh heh heh

sleep, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:37 (nine years ago) link

loool

fat pavlova slapping your tender mouth (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:39 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

why would you use a recursive function to figure out someone's mass?

jaxon, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:04 (nine years ago) link

maybe they tried to use an iterative algorithm but it wouldn't work cause she had too many beltlooping constructs (cause her waist is so wide her pants require myriad beltloops)

iiiijjjj, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:58 (nine years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ive7eo.jpg

dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:40 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...
four weeks pass...

lolTeX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhh8Ao4yweQ

caek, Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:28 (nine years ago) link

nerdyball

Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 September 2010 20:06 (nine years ago) link

Don Knuth should have been a player, that guy had stilts!

Dan I., Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:14 (nine years ago) link

They should have got Fuller on that - he was a buckyballer...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:48 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (nine years ago) link

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high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (nine years ago) link

huh.

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:28 (nine years ago) link

I don't get it.

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:35 (nine years ago) link

LOL

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (nine years ago) link

NERDS

jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:47 (nine years ago) link

lol indeed!

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 01:18 (four years ago) link

the drum set

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 November 2014 03:58 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/z2UhMuH.jpg

, Friday, 14 November 2014 13:13 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/OqWwawF.jpg

, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:24 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

marvel - building franchises within franchises is like a well played game of chess...

dc - THROW IT AT THE WALL. ALL OF IT.

― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IT DIDN'T STICK? THROW IT AGAIN

― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:16 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"hey the flash is sticking!" "THROW IT AGAIN!" "but it's already..." "THROW IT AGAIN!"

― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:28 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

that ethernet cable should be cross-ref'd here
Awesome Audiophile Snake Oil

andrew m., Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:30 (four years ago) link

It's Vivaldi's birthday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCxdVsebLMI

andrew m., Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:34 (four years ago) link

"...and so they used Bach's hair for the G string..." C'MON THAT'S THE SH

andrew m., Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:38 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/WGUJoRR.jpg

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 11:30 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKhnVvHWJ3A

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 July 2015 18:14 (four years ago) link

music is from that

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 July 2015 18:14 (four years ago) link

two months pass...
one month passes...

amazing http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=6943

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 22:11 (three years ago) link

o_O

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:47 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Soon_Bayts

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:19 (three years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/iXhnumbYnuz

ulysses, Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:43 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3YtLQni.jpg

micro brewbio (crüt), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 04:45 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/W2NqYOJ.jpg

, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:03 (three years ago) link

five months pass...
three months pass...

https://about.gitlab.com/2017/02/01/gitlab-dot-com-database-incident/

At 2017/01/31 23:00-ish team-member-1 thinks that perhaps pg_basebackup is refusing to work due to the PostgreSQL data directory being present (despite being empty), decides to remove the directory. After a second or two he notices he ran it on db1.cluster.gitlab.com, instead of db2.cluster.gitlab.com.

At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left

ooof.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:32 (two years ago) link

seriously would love a conference of just that kind of stuff

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:56 (two years ago) link

my former employer (a popular online bookstore) had an internal memo system called "COE", for "correction of error", where teams would explain in excruciating detail how they had accidentally taken down important services for minutes or hours. There was at least one time while I was there where the website was inaccessible for hours because someone had manually deleted a virtual network resource because someone asked them to, in an attempt to "clean something up"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:19 (two years ago) link

thank goodness git is decentralized, right????

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:24 (two years ago) link

im being facetious of course, but the GITLAB/HUB/BUCKET IS DOWN!!! stuff is kinda ironic

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:26 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...
two months pass...
one year passes...

Emacs users trying to be normal pic.twitter.com/WaYCunXD1N

— Emily Blvd (@emilyst) May 21, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:55 (four months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t96m2ynKw0

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:58 (four months ago) link

I don't want to see or be seen by Richard Stallman

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:06 (four months ago) link

Haha fair

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:23 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

tail recursion pic.twitter.com/GoX77x2j3d

— Bob Burrough (@bob_burrough) June 11, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:54 (two months ago) link

holy shit lol

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:18 (two months ago) link

Not sure that quite counts as unwinding the stack tho

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:18 (two months ago) link

whats it sitting on

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:21 (two months ago) link

best cgi from the new avengers movie imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:44 (two months ago) link


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