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universal death rats (sleep), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

some asshole deleted the original nerd lolz

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lolz

sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

no brick wall no peace

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

OH MY GOD!!!!!! I love the shirt-and-tie-under-gi look!

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the guy second-from-left looks like a white Eazy-E

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

more awesome rpg nerd crepeness:

LemmingLord
Join Date: Jul 2005 Re: Professional Skills
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Profession (Phone Sex Operator)
This is the skill of talking dirty to paying customers over the phone (or similiar technology). It includes quickly figuring out what the customer wants to hear, improvising to meet the customers need, and faking (or perhaps experiencing) climax; but of primary concern is making the experience last (as the customer typically pays by the minute). +2 if you have the voice advantage. Probably Defaults to Acting -4.

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Originally Posted by LemmingLord
Profession (Phone Sex Operator)
This is the skill of talking dirty to paying customers over the phone (or similiar technology). It includes quickly figuring out what the customer wants to hear, improvising to meet the customers need, and faking (or perhaps experiencing) climax; but of primary concern is making the experience last (as the customer typically pays by the minute). +2 if you have the voice advantage. Probably Defaults to Acting -4.


I'd call this an Average Technique of Sex Appeal-4, defaulting to Acting-5 and Fast-Talk-5, possibly.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

EVEN BETTER!!!!:
http://www.merentha.com/rl_pics.html

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

yea i know,

Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

UNTRUE: http://mordormud.com/

Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lol yr a nerd!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

haha wow

universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

some asshole deleted the original nerd lolz
-- and what (an...), Wednesday 1:58 PM. (ooo)

ORLY?

nerd lolz thread

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

haha yesss

sleep, Saturday, 19 December 2009 16:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

Man, I always try to make this joke at work whenever I'm showing someone something on the monitor and I need to zoom in ("Let's see if I can clean this up a little", "Let me just 'zoom-enhance' this image"), and no one EVER laughs.

Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Sunday, 20 December 2009 02:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

I wonder if that schtick has its ancestry in Blow Up (the difference being of course that you actually can enlarge/"enhance" from film)

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 December 2009 03:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

no

leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Sunday, 20 December 2009 08:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLTaMpRl2o

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

there's a predator one too i believe

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

the fifteen yr old boy in me is just squealin in delight at the predacize

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

god damn it, april foolsies on me...i really wanted it

did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

heh heh heh

sleep, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

loool

fat pavlova slapping your tender mouth (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

why would you use a recursive function to figure out someone's mass?

jaxon, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

maybe they tried to use an iterative algorithm but it wouldn't work cause she had too many beltlooping constructs (cause her waist is so wide her pants require myriad beltloops)

iiiijjjj, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ive7eo.jpg

dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...
four weeks pass...

lolTeX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhh8Ao4yweQ

caek, Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

nerdyball

Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 September 2010 20:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Don Knuth should have been a player, that guy had stilts!

Dan I., Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

They should have got Fuller on that - he was a buckyballer...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

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high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

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high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

huh.

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't get it.

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

LOL

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

NERDS

jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

that gag's so old it's got whiskers

balls, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:50 (four years ago) Permalink

Tauntaun whiskers, to be sure

, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:57 (four years ago) Permalink

four more years

wavy tare's cashout flicks (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:15 (four years ago) Permalink

Obamagneto, master of animal magnetism

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:16 (four years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8LBpMuSTrQ

http://boingboing.net/2014/05/29/my-20-year-obsession-with-drag.html

Like any addict, my problem has metastasized over the years, effecting those closest to me. Not only do I watch DragonStrike at least once a month, and not only have I done so consistently since the age of ten, I pull this tape out at parties. I inflict this tape on friends. God help me, I’ve shown this thing to girls.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 04:42 (four years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/El5t2n7.png

, Thursday, 21 August 2014 15:48 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

people never understand Occam's razor

― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, October 16, 2014 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that the most obvious explanation tho?

― lag∞n, Thursday, October 16, 2014 4:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chimp Arsons, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:02 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mdinb_E7tmg/T1A06418G8I/AAAAAAAAAvM/I11tX8qX8Fo/s400/sir-i-must-protest-i-am-not-a-merry-man-thumb.png

i think this is the truest, lolziest nerd lol. i think about it often, always with a smile.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:51 (three years ago) Permalink

lol indeed!

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 01:18 (three years ago) Permalink

the drum set

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 November 2014 03:58 (three years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/z2UhMuH.jpg

, Friday, 14 November 2014 13:13 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/OqWwawF.jpg

, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:24 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

marvel - building franchises within franchises is like a well played game of chess...

dc - THROW IT AT THE WALL. ALL OF IT.

― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IT DIDN'T STICK? THROW IT AGAIN

― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:16 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"hey the flash is sticking!" "THROW IT AGAIN!" "but it's already..." "THROW IT AGAIN!"

― da croupier, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:28 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

that ethernet cable should be cross-ref'd here
Awesome Audiophile Snake Oil

andrew m., Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:30 (three years ago) Permalink

It's Vivaldi's birthday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCxdVsebLMI

andrew m., Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:34 (three years ago) Permalink

"...and so they used Bach's hair for the G string..." C'MON THAT'S THE SH

andrew m., Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:38 (three years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/WGUJoRR.jpg

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 11:30 (three years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

music is from that

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 July 2015 18:14 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...
one month passes...

amazing http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=6943

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 22:11 (two years ago) Permalink

o_O

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:47 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://vine.co/v/iXhnumbYnuz

ulysses, Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:43 (two years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/3YtLQni.jpg

micro brewbio (crüt), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 04:45 (two years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/W2NqYOJ.jpg

, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:03 (two years ago) Permalink

five months pass...
three months pass...

https://about.gitlab.com/2017/02/01/gitlab-dot-com-database-incident/

At 2017/01/31 23:00-ish team-member-1 thinks that perhaps pg_basebackup is refusing to work due to the PostgreSQL data directory being present (despite being empty), decides to remove the directory. After a second or two he notices he ran it on db1.cluster.gitlab.com, instead of db2.cluster.gitlab.com.

At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left

ooof.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:32 (one year ago) Permalink

seriously would love a conference of just that kind of stuff

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:56 (one year ago) Permalink

my former employer (a popular online bookstore) had an internal memo system called "COE", for "correction of error", where teams would explain in excruciating detail how they had accidentally taken down important services for minutes or hours. There was at least one time while I was there where the website was inaccessible for hours because someone had manually deleted a virtual network resource because someone asked them to, in an attempt to "clean something up"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:19 (one year ago) Permalink

thank goodness git is decentralized, right????

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:24 (one year ago) Permalink

im being facetious of course, but the GITLAB/HUB/BUCKET IS DOWN!!! stuff is kinda ironic

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:26 (one year ago) Permalink

seven months pass...
two months pass...

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