Best tools for beating someone to the brink of death

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My vote is for an ~2'x1" drill bit.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, Smackababy with a Grampas Guitars (The GZeus), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

we don't approve of senseless violence.

be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

But what if it's completely justified?

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

No.

be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, unless it's in self-defense or defense of one's immediate family.

be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, if someone was threatening to hurt you/your family, what would you choose to beat them to the brink of death with?
Remember, they're filled with meth and cocaine(canned) so you NEED to beat then to the brink of death.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, Smackababy with a Grampas Guitars (The GZeus), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.gustoria.com/images/items/FinocchionaCintaG.jpg

vahid (vahid), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i beat fools down with my big salami

vahid (vahid), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i would suggest a wooden baseball bat.
advantage: easily destroyed in fireplace.

be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Frozen leg of lamb. Afterwards, cook and serve to investigating officers.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

victim's own arm. later testify that you "told him to stop hitting himself, but he just wouldn't listen".

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Monday, 15 January 2007 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link

if it's someone you want to humiliate, by croc

m@p (plosive), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread sucks

friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

delete

friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Poe baby.
Ah votes yoh ahm intos threads.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, Smackababy with a Grampas Guitars (The GZeus), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link

If someone's already at the brink of death, it's pretty hard to try to catch up and beat them to it.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

conversations about "networking"

bb (bbrz), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Punk rock thread.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

louis jagger's virginity

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

copy of Atlas Shrugged.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 15 January 2007 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Remember, they're filled with meth and cocaine(canned) so you NEED to beat then to the brink of death.

cowabunga makoto (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

classic gzeus thread.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

also "Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado" is some next-level back-to-the-future whiney screenname game

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

Large icicle

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

The butt of a gun.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

ILX

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

sarcastic zings

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

As opposed to perfectly sincere zings?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

touche

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

ten years pass...

Metaphor

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:28 (six months ago) link

Metaphive

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 January 2021 22:16 (six months ago) link


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