DEAR NABISCO

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i'm always up for looking at a photo album i love photographs. sure sometimes they suck, but that's the chance you take. recently i learned that my friend's wife (who is also my friend but not as much) used to be a lesbian by looking at her photo album. it was all you used to dress a little weird oh is that some sort of parade hey wait a second.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i solve the photo album dilema by only having photo albums filled with pictures of my dog. everyone likes pictures of an awesome fucking dog.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, I once house-sat for someone who kept a photo album on the cookbook shelf in the kitchen...and there were nude photos in it. I would've felt guilty for intruding on their privacy but: IN THE KITCHEN.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

two joys of brought together at last

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

the other problem is the people getting offended when you flip through the photo album too fast

ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT THEM?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, sounds like someone gets their jollies from a "whoops how did that get there?? ....so whatdya think?" moment.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I...don't know? It was never mentioned.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

do i have to tell my high school date to mike leigh's "naked" story again?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

nice opening rape scene to set the mood

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

and then the movie

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ha you just called jo3l a rapist!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

it was high school tho

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

My worst photo-album moments and fauxto-pas:

- high-school girl showing me pictures of her dog Bruno in photo album held directly beneath giant breasts in low-cut top, in US History class -- ME: "What's Bruno doing there?" HER: "Uhh, that's a cat." (okay this was 80% because I was distracted but 20% because her tits were actually obstructing my view)

- "Wow, your mom looks really young there!" -- directed at picture of daughter when she weighed more and had a bad haircut (especially bad because part of the point of showing me the album seemed to be to say "I used to be fat" and check reaction)

- Evading make-out moment due to picture of sister who lived in town and looked way cooler

- Picture of girlfriend's parents as young couple at costume party in blackface and ooga-booga "jungle savage" gear

- Doing too much mental detective work and asking who took the nude "self-portraits" that didn't seem possible given the camera's lack of a timer mechanism

Best photo-album moment: coming across uncaptioned series of photos of someone serving as one-day honorary postmistress of Japanese prefecture -- "Umm, so what's with the wearing a suit and being given a tour of some kind of sorting facility by a bunch of middle-aged Japanese men?"

People's vacation shots are the really grueling part. I mean, god, I know what Paris looks like, I know what you look like, I can put two and two together. Show me what you looked like when you were in high school, tell me funny stories about your college friends, and let's end it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually got bored looking at my OWN photo albums a while back. yep...ireland sure is green.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes a bro's just gotta get his fuck on

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

/beales

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

THATS WHY THE BEST PHOTO ALBUMS ARE LIFESPANNING PUT LIKE THE 1 BEST PICTURE OF YR VACATION IN THERE AND MOVE ON

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

you should have one lifespanning photo

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

also dont get too worried abt which picture is the most illustrative of yr experience just put the most compelling ones in there

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ONELIFESPANNINGPHOTO

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cutty.org/beach.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/sea/seaimages/DSC09346-02.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

story of my life

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

lifespanningphoto.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jefframirez.com/ilx/beach2.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

― attack all monsters (skowly), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

:-O

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

godhead

― latebloomer needs to be less crappy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

:-O

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

cosign

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

onethreadsummingupphoto

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

onephototorulethemall

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hey wow man, just what the wow.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

that's going on myspace

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

omg hahahahaha gold

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

close noize board

― attack all monsters (skowly), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa nellie.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 January 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

bundgee otm

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

that is rilly rilly friggin' scary.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

omg tears

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

really hope adam has seen beach2.jpg

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

A lot of them aren't so crusty anymore, though, you know? Like you go to Minneapolis and spot some face-tatooed bike-messenger folks, and yeah, crusty, but then there's plenty of well-groomed grad-student types, and ... I dunno, at this point it's like a spectrum between crusty, the guy who works at a university and listens to world music, and just average types.
-- nabisco (--...), January 24th, 2007 8:57 PM.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco in the general vicinity of the money

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

LESS NABISCO MORE AWE OVER CUTTYHORSE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY IS CUTTYHORSE WEARIN' A HAT @ TH BEECH

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

STYLE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Nabisco,

Thanks for the tacos! Theresa says it was a very "otm" thing to do.

Love,

JW and the MDNC

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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