zing

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), October 12th, 2006 4:58 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...)

it's sort of comforting to think how many people worldwide are going to be laughing at that.

-- g--ff (misterhungr...)

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I am sort of amazed at pretty much every opinion you have, Vahid, so I guess the feeling is mutual.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), October 18th, 2006 3:25 AM. (M Matos)

once I regain access to the no wagemanns club, my insight will enlighten them to no end, as they are desperately in need of my work. They don't even know that rockism means liking rock music. they think it's some kind of bad word. where did they get this idea from? they need me.

tomorrow, i will continue knocking on the door and saying anything and everything to mock its members and regain entry.

diary, you are my best friend.

love,
wagemann
38, rockist soldier, from Illinois, likes big boobs

-- PappaWheelie: Giving out breaks to the needy since September 25th, 2006 (evieandjo...) (webmail), October 17th, 2006 9:18 AM. (later) (link)

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You're as stupid as him, no joke.

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...) (webmail), October 17th, 2006 8:31 PM. (later) (link)

-- am0n (vvv...) (webmail), October 18th, 2006 10:33 AM. (later) (link)

whatever dude, he rules and is my friend.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 19th, 2006 2:43 PM. (hstencil) (admin) (userip)

myspace != real friends
-- roc u like a § (jo...), October 19th, 2006 3:03 PM. (ex machina) (admin) (userip)

says the boy who spent all day flirting with a myspace ho
-- sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (melissais...), October 19th, 2006 3:08 PM. (tehresa) (admin) (userip)

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), Today 9:10 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

are those your gay childhood icons?

-- Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (evi...) (webmail), Today 9:14 AM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link)

i need help with addresses (street or www)

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 20th, 2006. (lfam) (later) (link) (admin)

Here you go, broski

-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), October 20th, 2006. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin)

Don't you work at yahoo?

-- gbx (polarbea...), October 20th, 2006. (skowly) (later) (link) (admin)

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), October 20th, 2006 3:47 AM. (The GZeus)

So I take it you mastered a tennis game at an early age then?

-- Darramouss (darramous...) (webmail), October 20th, 2006 8:09 AM. (Darramouss ftw)

lol @ easy nerd zingers

-- a little knowledge can go a long way (lfamula...) (webmail)

He's like the Dane Cook for creepy undergrad Harvard girls.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail)

-- Ronan (fitzge...)

What a horrible joke.

-- Tom (ebro...)

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), October 24th, 2006. (Hurting) (later) (link)

how about 100 High School Stage Bands From The Early 1970s Alone That Play Better Than The Shitty Indie Rock Band You're In?

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 24th, 2006. (hstencil) (later) (link)

http://www.nicholasroussos.com/images/chocolate-zinger.jpg

http://www.alehouseinc.com/images/menupics/t_zingers.jpg

http://www.biffleys.com/Party%20Family/pictures/zingers.jpg

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), October 25th, 2006 5:05 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)

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Link?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), October 25th, 2006 5:07 PM. (jaymc) (later)

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I was going to ask you actually...

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), October 25th, 2006 5:11 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)

-- roc u like a § (jo...), October 26th, 2006. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin)

i wouldn't say i "love" to take car services. just that i do take them when i feel there's a need, ie. i'm super-drunk, or sick, or the l's down, or whatever. shouldn't be a point of contention, i think, unless you are creepily tracking my movements and putting them in your database, jaymc-style.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 26th, 2006. (hstencil) (later) (link) (admin

You're a real twat though.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), October 26th, 2006.

You are only a fleshlight.

-- Portable Dorkness (butt.dickas...), October 26th, 2006.

-- estela (estelaisale...), October 26th, 2006 9:06 PM.

Kind of puts a bad taste in your mouth, huh?

-- Portable Dorkness (butt.dickas...), October 26th, 2006.

I think A-Ron's kind of coming out ahead in the whole "imagine Nude Spock's dick in a toaster" game. We all are.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), October 26th, 2006.

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...) (webmail), Yesterday 11:21 PM. (pompous) (later) (link)

Paging Passatino...

-- Raw Patrick (rawsweate...) (webmail), Today 4:50 AM. (Raw Patrick) (later) (link)

1. my band is listened to most on last.fm because a lot of that was listening to rough mixes and premasters as we were putting the album together.

2. i was never "best buds" with oops in high school. we had a few classes together, but we ran with different crowds, and he was actually a pretty quiet dude. i am unapologetically friends with kenan, though.

3. i never actually gave that talk on "queering the canon" because it would've entailed expanding the very short paper i had written on the subject for a class, and i didn't think i could do much more with the topic. plus it was over xmas break, and i was lazy, etc. so i backed out.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 3rd, 2006 10:25 AM. (jaymc) (admin) (userip)

No, you are absolutely more creepy than everyone else.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), May 3rd, 2006 10:28 AM. (Steve Shasta) (admin) (userip)

u guys did it, huh?

1) The joke is heard for the first time. It's funny. It remains funny for a little while thereafter.

2) The joke is played out. The repetition becomes predictable and the humour passes into non-humour.

3) The predictable repetition of the joke itself becomes funny, not the joke itself. Often times, the humour is achieved when the joke is unleashed in situations where it's not relevant. The humour lies in the joke's irrelevance to the situation at hand.

I GROW TIRED OF THESE "JOKES." THESE FOOLS BORE ME, DADDY, BRING ME NEW FOOLS. [/spoiled prince]

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