don't forget "e complex" who filled me with wite-hot rage but most ppl just ignored, haha
― gff, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean, he even put his blog hyper-linxx in some other very specific font!! why that's so irritating to me, i can't really explain..
― gff, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah come come that dude was never called on his spamming? It was so weird. He seems to have disappeared tho.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
At least Tony Wilson's new record label has its first signing.
-- Dom Passantino, Friday, August 10, 2007 7:54 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
zinging tony wilson, i guess. but nonetheless very hilarious.
― Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Too soon.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 08:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Too British.
― n/a, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Too much of a reach.
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't even get it.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link
flogging sacred cows like dead horses for your weak lols since 2002
― ^@^, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Explain the joke to me, plz.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
He's saying Amy Winehouse is about to croak, so then she'll be the first signing to etc etc
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
That's a zing?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Patton Oswalt vs. Carrot Top zings in this one are awesome zings:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHaRu5yzeaY
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
sooo many zings in the flava roast. show was really really hilarious.
― Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
somehow i suspect that one wasn't endorsed by the Friar's Club
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
wiki: Starting in 1998, Comedy Central started to air roasts by the New York Friars' Club, which they did annually until 2002. For unknown reasons, they did not air the Friars' Club roasts anymore and started producing their own roasts. The first one featured Dennis Leary being roasted, which aired on August 10, 2003. The next one didn't air for over one and a half years, until March 20, 2005, where Jeff Foxworthy was roasted. That same year, on August 14, 2005, Pamela Anderson was roasted. From that point on, a new roast has aired every year in August, featuring William Shatner on August 20, 2006 and Flavor Flav, which aired on August 12, 2007
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
unknown reasons
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
WIKI: During a 2003 roast of Denis Leary, comedian Lenny Clarke, a friend of Leary's, said there was a carton of cigarettes backstage from Bill Hicks with the message, "Wish I had gotten these to you sooner." This joke was cut from the final broadcast.[12]
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
"Chuck D wanted to be here tonight, but the D stands for Dignity"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link
that clip is hardcore good times.
― stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
"flavor of love .... I didn't know syphilis HAD a flavor"
― dmr, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
that one floored me
― stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
"bill maher must be exhausted!"
lols
i <3 patton
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
tauntaun carcass
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
that's some cutting psychological analysis for someone whose face you've seen 3/5 of
-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.
wtf i watched it this morning
― Don Gorgon, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
god it's almost like it got taken down after that
― ^@^, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Don Gorgon, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- ^@^, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:52 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― sleep, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
oh yes, THIS was the best line.
― stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Kimmel: "Chris Benoit is a better father"
Ice cold.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link
omg that "b. mikes" thread. A+ to us all.
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
also "meeting guys" and "hooking up with guys" are two totally different things. Sure you can't have one without the other, but all the former requires is usually being young and female (because men are disgusting and will basically hit on anything young with boobs and purty hayur), while the latter requires that the young woman in questions make some qualitative decisions about said pool of men.
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
this is real science you're dropping. tell me, do you have any theories about men liking sport and women enjoying a good day's shopping?
-- Ronan, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link
you just got zinged shamrock style bitch
― sanskrit, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
who is kenan's gf? he says she posts on ilx.
-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i think he means jaymc
-- strongohulkington, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― chaki, Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
lol old ilx
-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
IT'S THE SAME
-- mark s, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
its not the same, mark. for one jess and ally dont talk like Lou1s J@gger anymore.
-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 17 August 2007 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link
WAU
― HI DERE, Friday, 17 August 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link
THATS the zing that gets the caps locked WAU? from YOU?! oh come on.
― chaki, Friday, 17 August 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I AM A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:36 (4 years ago) Link
Settle down there, slick. -- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:37 (4 years ago) Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
AWWW!HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! -- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:38 (4 years ago) Link
Since we're on the last phase of the moon right now, shouldn't you really just be a normal (however loosely you'd like to use the term) person just to save your strength for the full moon around the 14th? -- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:41 (4 years ago) Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 09:42 (sixteen years ago) link
A
― Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link
she should know, she's luna
― latebloomer, Sunday, 19 August 2007 11:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Weirdly, I was looking up Mia Sara on IMDB last night and discovered she's been married twice, the first time to Sean Connery's son and the second to Jim Henson's son.
-- jaymc, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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most boring weird thing ever!
-- mark s, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Jordan, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm only surprised it wasn't Ethan that posted that.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Nicole, as a singer, is an order of magnitude more versatile than Amerie.
-- HI DERE, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
amerie is, however, probably versatile enough that she doesnt have to use the phrase "order of magnitude" everytime she wants to say something.
-- r|t|c, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's leave tuomas alone and see how he evolves, shall we? After all, he's not retarded.
-- kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:01 (2 hours ago) Link
Expert testimony there.
-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:12 (2 hours ago) Link
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 23 August 2007 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link
those last two are great.
― ^@^, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link
recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".
-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link
jon had his birthday at applebees already?!
-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link
― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
the elusive two birds with one stone zing
― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link
2 birds w/1 zing
― jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.
though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.
-- Surmounter, Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:15 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
did you find ILX through oink invites?
-- sanskrit, Sunday, May 27, 2007 7:19 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link