dirt bag style

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (909 of them)

I try to remember not to wear white briefs when I wear my one increasingly crotchless pair of jeans, but oh well.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

haven't slept in 72 hours
wearing same clothes for three days in row
layer of scum on teeth like pond algae
massive beard growth
no socks on
glasses are dirty

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw a boy pair of those jeans with "THE LEGEND"

― tom west (thomp), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

God, Morbius, try not to turn into Ian ok?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

not possible! i don't even wear em to work.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I try to remember not to wear white briefs when I wear my one increasingly crotchless pair of jeans, but oh well.

I NEVER READ THAT

― manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

fwiw, i like APC's stuff. but i just like the cut/look, don't know anything about denim

― manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i forgot that the front of my jeans look like fucking swiss cheese at this point, and not in a stylish noize denim style. i keep being afraid my cock is going to fly out an an inopportune moment.

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

afraid yr cock going to fly out = dirt bagf style

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

a real dirt bag wouldn't care

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

NO FEAR

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

massive cock style

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

[CONTROVERSIAL "DONT POKE A CAGED ANIMAL" MODERATOR EDIT]

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Spent the weekend blowing my nose/coughing into a dirty t shirt by the side of my bed.

It's still there. I know this because I stepped on it when I got up for work today, and it was squishy.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 13 November 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Yesterday on the bus home it smelled like hot dogs the whole time and I think it might have been me smelling like hot dogs.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i wonder what my post that got edited said...

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

japanese denim freaks (allah & shasta): you guys are out of your mind. i saw a pair of PRPS the other day and they were no better or worse than any other jeans i see out there. i like jeans that look good and fit well. if they cost a bit more money than i'm happy to buy them, but i'm not gonna buy a pair just because it came from japan. as far as "quality" i've never had a pair of jeans fall apart on me. i think you guys are being sold on hype.

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 18 November 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

PRPS are very nice, but cut for jp dudes so they are short on me! i need a 34 inseam.

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Saturday, 18 November 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

one of the things i never understood about hi-fashion clothes. if your pants are so damn nice, why do they come in S, M, L and XL instead of a range of waists and inseams?

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Saturday, 18 November 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really like PRPS. You're mad if you can't tell the difference between a pair of cheap jeans and a pair made with superior dyes, fabric, etc, be it made in Japan, the US, or anywhere else, Jaxon. It's nothing to do with "Made in Japan" in and of itself, merely that a number of small Japanese brands are fanatics about the quality of their product in a way that most others producers of jeans today are not. Price in general is a bad indicator of what you're getting with jeans though, as all sorts of "fashionable" jeans of dubious quality are sold for rediculous amounts. Fact that people pay so much more for shitty washes and distressing is crazy. To get into all the details like ring ring vs open end, hank/rope dyeing, number of dips of indigo, etc would be a really, really long post.

― ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Saturday, 18 November 2006 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8149/longpostqd6.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:18 (seventeen years ago) link

lol facebook

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dirt bag style

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 18 November 2006 08:36 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, which cheaper brands are APC identical to? because i heard they were pretty nice even for $120 or w/e

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 18 November 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/China/Web/Chapter12/Sleeping_at_sewing_machine_4x6_72_dpi.jpg

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Saturday, 18 November 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.beyondbelief72.com/comics/papercraft/ppc220924laundry.jpg

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Saturday, 18 November 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

woke up today at 1pm at recording studio in b.o. stank velvet suit covered in beer

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

went to costco just to get a buck twenty five hotdog and soda. the burps are killing me

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

that's pretty poor dirt bag style

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

When the old ladies are in full force with the cheesecake and egg roll samples, Costco's got the best sub-$2 meal plan ever.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i fucking love it when they're demonstrating the juicer machines and dudes are like seriously enthralled. like WOW! it's a machine that turns fruit into juice! it turns peanuts into peanut butter!

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 19 November 2006 09:13 (seventeen years ago) link

lf, i would go w/ a swedish company, which would mean maybe taking a loan out. or cheap mondays, which imitate the swedish jeans but are much much cheaper.

― trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 19 November 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

left my rizla @ home this morning, ended up rolling a smoke with an old, discoloured, wrinkly, disease-ridden rizla i found in the footwell of my car.

i licked it :(

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

vahid = poseur, i mean persian.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i ran out of laundry quarters and so there is wet underwear and socks hanging from all available surfaces today.

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Current contents of my car:

1 Farfisa VIP-200R organ
1 Hartke bass amp (w/ SWR cab)
1 Roland JX-3P synth
1 Fender Rhodes stand (stolen)
1 mic stand (held together by elaborate duct tape construct)
1 bag w/ mic, cables, pedals
1 sleeping bag
1 very small beanbag chair (note: not previous peed on)
1 half-eaten bag of cashews
4 empty once-upon-a-time weed baggies
2 empty, crushed Sparks cans (herro officer)
1 pair of dirty underwear (boxerbriefs)
1 once white, now yellow/brown t-shirt (smells of mildew)
1 spilled coffee mug (floor of back seat [why was it back there?])
3 cds (tuatara - breaking the ethers, ween - the mollusk, bjork - vespertine)
1 discman (bought 1998 [older than my son])
2 Transformers (Jolt & Reverb [Decepticon mini-con team])
1 note in the boy's handwriting "Dear Dad, you smell. Love, Artemus" (Artemus is my nephew)
1 lonely, empty White Castle box
various stains and detritus

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

1 note in the boy's handwriting "Dear Dad, you smell. Love, Artemus" (Artemus is my nephew)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i suggest you torch it for the insurance money

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

My parents gave me a gun for Christmas. Not sure if this is dirtbag or just horribly, horribly redneck.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 6 January 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i want a gun

i just got home to brohio and my apartment smells like a basement. i'm not sure why but it could be mouse turds that i can't see. also i didn't wash my sheets before i left (i didn't think they were that dirty anyway) so my room smells like a gym locker and my hott landlord just had to come over because the gas got turned off so i had to tell him it smelled like mice or basements and i'm afraid he thought it was me. also my stovetop was incredibly dirty because that's the one thing i fucking HATE to clean (it just doesn't get clean, all that baked on crap). i'm pretty sure he didn't mind that but i hate when people might find out you are a dirtbag.

once i left some dirty dishes on the counter and didn't wash them because the sink was clogged for a couple days and after it got fixed i got really really busy and had no time to clean them and they got fruit fly eggs in them :( i've learned my lesson, though

― nazi bikini (harbl), Saturday, 6 January 2007 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I just found a plate with saran wrapped pieces of cake on it buried under stuff in the back seat of my car.

The best case scenario places it at December 15th (2006).

Huh.

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 08:59 (seventeen years ago) link

EAT IT

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I just ate a pitcher of buffalo wings on a dare tonight (no lie), so I think I might hold off for the moment.

I'm not making this any better for myself, am I?

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:09 (seventeen years ago) link

If I can find batteries for my camera tomorrow, I will document both this cake/backseat issue, and the bi-monthly cleaning of the apartment fridge. Not for the weak of heart.

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn vintage backseat cake sounds really good right now

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link

MY FLOOR HAS BEEN COVERED IN PAPERS, MAGAZINES, OLD BOOKS, OLD PHOTOS, AND MISCELLANEOUS DEBRIS FOR TWO OR THREE WEEKS NOW. I STARTED CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET AND GAVE UP. THEY LIVE THERE NOW. I'M JUST SQUATTING.

BEDROOM HALF OF APARTMENT COVERED IN DIRTY CLOTHES. NEED TO WASH SHEETS AND TOWELS TOO. FEBREZE NO LONGER WORKING.

BATHROOM SINK COVERED IN FINE LAYER OF FILTH. ALSO HAIR.

MY KITCHEN SINK KEEPS GETTING STOPPED UP AND VOMITING WEIRD GROSS WATER AND GUNK.

BIRD POOPED ON MY JACKET. I CLEANED IT OFF WITH A WET NAP.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

bi-monthly cleaning of the apartment fridge

Come back when this is bi-annual and you will be awarded black belt in dirt bag style.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

come back when this only happens when your lease is up and you need to move out and you're living my life of the last few years.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Come back when this is bi-annual and you will be awarded black belt in dirt bag style.

fifth degree.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

www.squalorsurvivors.com

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 809 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.