IF I DIDN'T LIKE IT, I'D STOP YOU ALREADY.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link
also irritating: tell me to do something i'm already doing.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― NEW TO THE BOARD (ddb1), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link
"UNH. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR???
MINE'S GREEEEEENN."
this is supposedly true.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link
To begin you should focus on these following questions: Which of my partner’s skills or attributes turn me on? How do they make me feel? How am I feeling right now? Dirty talking is mostly concerned with momentous sayings, so you should try to let your instinct carry you. If you feel that your partner is hot, call it as it is: “You are so hot!” If you feel that their touch makes your genitals quiver, say it: “Your touch makes my cock/pussy quiver.” If you feel that you are very hard/wet, state it: “I’m so hard/wet right now.”
However, a good rule of thumb is to avoid the word “because.” You are not writing an essay question. This will avoid sounding dull and it will also add urgency. In a sense, you may be cramming a long portion of a sentence in an exhaling breath so this forces you to say it very quickly, which emphasizes that urge. For example: “You laying there naked makes my cock/pussy hard/wet because I find you to be so irresistible.” You may be feeling this, but this is a bit long. Try separating the fragments with breaths. Long inhale, “You lying there naked,” quick inhale “Makes my cock/pussy hard/wet” inhale “You’re irresistible.” This style sounds more natural than mechanical, which is the intention of good dirty talk.
Another added bonus of separating the sentence is that it allows you to think on the spot. You can simply state something with out wondering whether it’s long enough, or why you feel that way. State the phrase, breathe, and add to it.
To turn up the dirty talking a bit, you should focus on this question: What do I want to happen to my partner or to me? Do not be intimidated. Think about things like foreplay, oral, anal, the use of toys, different positions, being spanked, etc. The answers to this question can be transformed into very naughty phrases. These are all within you, for only you know what you want. Ok, so you can cheat if you really need to: if you draw a complete blank, watching adult films for inspiration is always a possibility. Nevertheless, you should look deep within yourself and bare all your dirty fantasies. “Long inhale, You just got out of the shower, couple breaths, I just want to fuck you until you can’t walk anymore, inhale, Cum/spray all over you, inhale, quivering exhale, inhale, Get you all dirty again.”
After letting out some of your wants and desires, you may want to consider adding some more emphasis on certain subjects. One option is to add those initial sounds as previously mentioned. “Uh, inhale, I want to eat out your pussy/suck your dick, inhale, Ah.” Repetition is used to emphasize the importance of an action. “Pound me! Long inhale, Come on, quick inhale, Pound me! Inhale, Pound me harder!” You can also use adjectives and adverbs. “My nipples want your soft lips to slowly suck them and then bite them hard.”
Using singular adjectives or adverbs can also be a relief from always hearing the combination of an adjective before a noun. Make sure to stress the last syllable in the word to create more of an impact. For example, the word “wet” should be pronounced as “wet-te.” “Long inhale, I love it when I/you push my/your cock so far into you/me, inhale, I feel it touching all your/my walls inside, inhale, warm, inhale, wet, inhale, moist, inhale, tight.”
To avoid sounding redundant with vocabulary, attempt using metaphors. “I want to feel my/your essence leaking out of me.” “I love it when my/your pole reaches the bottom of your/my throat.” “For a more aggressive touch, using cursing can be quite thrilling. Compare “You are such a great lay” to “Holy shit! You are such a great fucking lay!” Other examples are “Fucking bang me harder, bitch/bastard,” “Fucking smack my God-damned ass,” and “Jesus, it just feels so bloody good that I want to fucking cum all over you.” Here you are able to speak louder because these phrases tend to be more aggressive.
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link
miss u, tracy
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link
Improper use of quotation marks = comedy gold.
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost rhymes with betty
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.marichan.com/img/pf/men.gif
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link
I don't know about you, but my libido's awake.
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link
what exactly do you mean by "doggy-style"?
― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link
Listening to a couple of Mark E. Smith records should do the trick.
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link
You've had sex with Gil Mantera's Party Dream?!
― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link
that's some baby's-first-steps shit right there
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link
UM. NO.
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link
"After you received my root treatment, woman, don't start no signifyin'" seems like a good start.
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link
pooperpoo-holeanussphincterbrown eye[add yr own]
xpost trees, dude that is disturbing
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
ESSENCE OF GELFLING.
Oh man, if I ever get laid again I'm going to make that Skexis mmmmMMMMM sound.
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link
If you draw a complete blank, watching adult films for inspiration is always a possibility.
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link
BABY, SQUEEZE MY LEMON. OH YEAH, SQUEEZE THE LEMON. OH SHIT, BABY. YOU GET LEMON JUICE IN YOUR EYE? THAT SHIT STINGS
― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link
NOW GODDAMNIT.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link
Why? You don't already know? Is me saying "fuck" going to make it hurt more? Baby?
― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link
that IS hella annoying
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
for example, don't say "I want you to come inside me."
instead, try "BREED THAT DIRTY HOLE, BITCH."
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link
so was the animenstraution cartoon
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link
-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...) (webmail), September 20th, 2006 1:17 PM. (roxymuzak)
guys have been doing this since the dawn of time
― señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link
i'm not scared
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link
i am going to make it a point to use it, and report back.
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link
--> *uncontrollable screeching & cackling in quiet coffee shop*
― xero (xero), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link
yeah, full highway speed, 75 miles per hour. fuck yeah, get up in that tailgate, baby...
you want me to tap my brakes? do ya, fucker? ohhhh fuckk yeah.
unh! now pass me! pass me on the right! unnnhhh... oh shit, baby, that's good. oh yeah.
YEAAAH. NOW CUT ME OFF, BITCH. DO IT. CUT ME OFF. UUNH FUCCKKK! oh god oh god yeah mmm
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 23 September 2006 09:28 (eighteen years ago) link
AW YEAH, DRINK THAT GLASS OF WINE. YEAH, YOU LIKE THIS ROMANTIC DINNER SHIT, DON'T YOU? EAT THAT VEAL. EAT THAT FUCKING VEAL. AWWWWW SHIT YEAH. CHEW IT.
― velko, Monday, 30 May 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link