WHAT IS THERE TO SAY ABOUT WET WIPES? IF YOU WANT A CLEAN ASSHOLE U USE WET WIPES. IF U DON'T MIND SITTING IN UR OWN EFFLUVIA, U DO NOT

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FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Finally, someone else starts an ass thread!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

also: OTM

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

adrian langston is a very wise man

fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

do you carry your wet wipes in your purse?

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

nah

fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Wet wipes = the poor man's bidet

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

the ALL-AMERICAN bidet, thank you very much.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

all americans are poor men

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

wet wipes are really civilized - i love em

Lazy Comet (plsmith), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Great things I learned raising a child, a list (in order of importance):

1. they make wet wipes
2. stepping on legos while barefoot really hurts

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

The Infantilization of The Modern American Male is now complete.
We can ship the great testicle harvest off-world for processing.

Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, wet wipes can be used on other parts of the body besides the asshole! aka pack a baggy of wet wipes to wing/rib joint

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Or steal wet wipes from Chili's in case you can't get to a grocery store.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything less would be uncivilized.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

don't use the lemon ones from cheap sushi restaraunts

they burn

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

SUPER CLEAN

chaki (chaki), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

these things sometimes leave a weird after-odor.

like cheap baby powder or something.

flaneurie o'connor (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

BETTER THAN HAVING A DIRTY ASS

chaki (chaki), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, wet wipes can be used on other parts of the body besides the asshole! aka pack a baggy of wet wipes to wing/rib joint

i read this as to wing a rim job

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 8 September 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

that too.

sugarpants (sugarpants), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: wiping front to back vs back to front

señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

side to side

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link

cheek to cheek

señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I've just always used spit ...

"Wet wipes"? ugh

Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:32 (eighteen years ago) link

interesting. next time i see a dried out dog turd, im gonna sprinkle some soap water on it and see if it smells better

Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Saturday, 9 September 2006 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link

seventeen years pass...

but these things clog toilets and septic tanks even though the packaging suggests otherwise!

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 September 2023 04:29 (one year ago) link

Anything that fits down the toilet hole is technically flushable, what happens to it after that is someone else's business afaic + tbrr

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:34 (one year ago) link


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