Would you hump a gelfling?

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Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

si i already am

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

so i already am?

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

She'd brought along the oranges
He'd brought the tea
They'd both brought along a sick-bag just in case

The plate of chicken sandwiches
Were lovely they agreed
And I watched him spit the bits into her face

'Do you love me like you used to' he sighs
'I love you twice as much' she replies
They were on the train to Venice, where else?
I think tonight I fancy myself

I'd rather drink that toast to my own health
I think tonight I'd rather love myself
And if you drink that drink to your own health
I think tonight I'd rather love myself

Later in the evening
The sun came rolling down
And they talked about their fantasies and fears

Between the heacy breathing
And those lighter licking sounds
I heard him whisper this question in her ear

'Would you still love me if I lost my legs?'
'I'd see that you were loved and you were fed'
'I end up in a car crash almost dead'
'For richer and for partly severed head'

I'd rather drink that toast to my own health
I think tonight I'd rather love myself
And if you drink that drink to your own health
I think tonight I'd rather love myself

The neighbours ask them out but they flatly refuse
'We're saving up for a world-wide cruise'
With a choice between loneliness and love-sick QE2's
Well tonight I choose - self-abuse

A four-pack in the fridge
A good book on the shelf
I think tonight I'd rather love myself

I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i would.

killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hell no

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 4 September 2006 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont like this question

chaki (chaki), Monday, 4 September 2006 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i highly doubt id even talk to myself...unless he was buying the drinks...

bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe I'd hit it for a one-nighter.

genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Does the title of this thread share a name with a PKD short story?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.enkey.it/manga/2003/elf.jpg

bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

that is one hot elf

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

earth 2 chaki is a really nice internet message board poster.

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not just a hot elf...it's YOUR hot parallel universe elf! not a bad deal yeah?

bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i would buy it for a dollar

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i would buy it for two dollars

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

well this has taken a... turn.

genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK YES I WOULD
WAS JEN A GIRL OR A BOY ANYWAY? FUCKABLE

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i knew someone would understand

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://myspace-097.vo.llnwd.net/00728/79/00/728830097_l.jpg

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

ahh shit my answers dont make sense.

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

WHO IS TEH FOX IN THE YELLOW

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ fashion

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ ian being able to differentiate one freak-folk waif from another

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i just like that she's wearing a yellow headband

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess that other one is too, but the other one--the one on the end--is also wearing a vest, which looks dumb.

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i dare you to look at that picture two years from now and still like that yellow headband

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

can i just take this opportunity to restate my distaste for shiny gold flats? wtf people

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

you cant tell the girls from the boys anymore, dead joe

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

her 7" single forthcoming on arthur magazine in-house label

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

they should put these on the cover of freak-folk comps, like that one label that puts out the funky house comps with those airbrushed glamourous girls on every cover.

genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

ALERT:
http://grouse.net.au/sites/images/s04-06-2002.jpeg
back to hot elves

bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

and this typa shit http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/stones.jpg

bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

oh but ian she is quite easily found in these parts

bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 08:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Celebrities who look like Gelflings

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY NEW FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND IS IN THAT PICTURE OF THE HIPSTER CHICKS AGAINST THE WALL

killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

the saint valentine's day massacre

john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
one year passes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/f1xed_br0ken/IMG_0018.jpg

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

A Gelfling you say?!? HRRRMMMMM!! I must hump it at once! Seize the Gelfling!

Viceroy, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

Skeksis Friend! Friend to Gelfling! yesssss! Pleeeeze! Stay! Pleeeeeese.

Drew Daniel, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

MmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm!

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 15:25 (eleven years ago) link


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