HI DERE MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

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busted. still, i will not set a trap for you.


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GREETINGS TO ANIMALS EVERYWHERE!!!

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 15:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

HELLO CHAP
http://www.babybirdproductions.com/citymousepic.gif

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 15:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

FOR YOU, SIR, I WILL GIT 'ER DONE TODAY ON THIS AMERICAN DAY

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gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 15:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lol @ "cast.jpg"

you're just cartoons!

http://epguides.com/DangerMouse/cast.jpg

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 15:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

wowmuseum.com is RIGHT.

WOW! ANd HELLO!

http://www.wowmuseum.com/images/Events/Rainforest%20frog.jpg

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 15:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'll pour one out for you today, buddy!

http://static.flickr.com/13/19591140_077d64f4f6.jpg

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 15:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I don't think that it is possible for you to eat all that, Cow.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/CowLoad.jpg

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 15:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

no.

XD (eman), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 17:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

humanely catch the mouse then recor it and make an album about it!

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 23:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

no.

:(

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i have caught 13 mice since late february! winner

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the thing to do with mice is to psychically tell them there are better places to be than your house. It totally works. at least, it works with insects; I bet with mice too.

JEANNE (ex libris), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

no.

:(


~~(__):>

XD (eman), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...
WE HAVE A MOUSE (or rat?!)

FUCKER WAS OUT IN THE KITCHEN WITH NO SHAME!

THAT BITCH IS GOING DOWN IN MONSTER MOUSETRAP!

i am also freaked to walk through kitchen now :-\

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Monday, 31 July 2006 00:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

BABYKILLER

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 31 July 2006 01:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

we had a bit of a mouse problem earlier in the year. we caught one or two, per day, for a whole week!

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 31 July 2006 01:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink

problem with the glue traps is sometimes you have to stomp a mouse to death to put it out of it's misery.

Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 31 July 2006 01:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I remember about ten years ago, the family went to visit some farming relatives during a mouse plague. you'd wander around behind a shed and lift up a piece of corrugated iron, and it'd be "HI DERE, CARPET OF MICE". vile.

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 31 July 2006 01:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i thought a large insect was running across the road but it was a small mouse

killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 31 July 2006 01:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

omg

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Monday, 31 July 2006 02:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i bet your mouse/rat?! is not praying nor cute though, tehresa. MOUSE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE.

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Monday, 31 July 2006 02:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

problem with the glue traps is sometimes you have to stomp a mouse to death to put it out of it's misery.

omg my buddy once had to kill a neglected neighbor's CAT once with a HAMMER and a NAIL.

IN BRANEPAN

gbx (skowly), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

gbx: NAILER OF CATS

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

why has trap not gone off yet!?
i know that dude's just hangin out behind the stove!

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Monday, 31 July 2006 03:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Hammer and a nail, wtf? Surely there was a more humane way to go about this. Or why not just use the hammer?

ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

gbx: NAILER OF CATS

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7f/200px-Shaggy-wasn

gbx (skowly), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

with glue traps all you have to do is put it in a plastic bag and swing it into the curb. BAM

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Dude was an animal lover -- the nail went into the brain right away. Boom, dead. Less messy than a hammer.

gbx (skowly), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

That's why ornaldo bloomps shoots the olephants in the eyes right?

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Still, think I will stick to firearms for the putting down of any animals, if forced. Hammer and nail just seems kinda of bizarre.

ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Monday, 31 July 2006 03:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

seems kinda PRECISE

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 31 July 2006 04:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

put glue traps in freezer! mouse falls asleep and freezes to death, i think

i caught the tiniest baby mouse yesterday before i moved out. he was crawling around on the stairs, getting his little claws stuck in the carpet. he was so small that the carpet ridges were like hills for him. i picked him up by the tail and put him in a box and fed him a nutri-grain bar. then i let him out in the grass and he kept getting stuck in the blades of grass, so small!

anyway, tehresa, i recommend glue traps (less humane, but when they're crawling around your food and making those gross scratching noises at night who cares), because snap traps seemed to take months to attract anything and left a puddle of blooooood all the time. they work for other people though, i dunno.

nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 31 July 2006 13:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

an exgirlfriend's mom once had to kill a pigeon with a cinderblock, after their cat had hopelessly mutilated it.

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 31 July 2006 13:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

GLUE TRAPS DON'T WORK. THESE THINGS ARE TOO BIG

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 13:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

oh you have like monster mice. i always had babies or pretty small adults :/

i think you can get rat size glue traps though!

nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 31 July 2006 13:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

it dug up the grout between tiles in the kitchen floor!? wtf?!

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Monday, 31 July 2006 13:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

grout/dust/whatever (that floor is so gross)

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Monday, 31 July 2006 14:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

looking for crumbs probably

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

too bad we did not go for an aug 1 move!

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Monday, 31 July 2006 14:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

mouse/rat is still here!

i did an experiment - washing kitchen floor, leaving for many hours, coming back to see if it had dug up floor again. it did. :( :( :(

how can it dig the floor so much yet not be suckered in by luscious peanut butter in the trap!?

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Tuesday, 1 August 2006 04:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

you need jeff

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 04:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i spent the better part of an evening with a tupperware container trying to wrangle a mouse in our old oakland apt. finally got him. let him run loose in the park.
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 05:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

maybe we need a gluetrap too?

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 10:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

that peanut butter is old also

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 10:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

it's probably eating the floor due to pregnancy cravings.

estela (estela), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 11:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

pika chu!

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 11:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

they don't care how old the peanut butter is though. i would set a trap and wait literally 2 months or more and THEN they'd go for it, by that time i'd forgotten it was there and only the mouse stink let me know :(((((

nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 12:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

it is like, natural peanut butter too. do you think they'd be more likely to go for a more popular, sweet brand?

yeah, maybe we sould just set like, 10 traps and it will have to run into one of them eventually.

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Tuesday, 1 August 2006 13:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0962299707.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg crispin glover shows you the ropes

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 08:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9821/menu02at9.jpg good film

mentalismé (sanskrit), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 11:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

glue traps did it for us with gigantic bushwick mouse.

caitlin was yr last apt run by doncor (something like that)? did you have to deal w/ annette aka cruella deville?

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

that bucket needs glass shards

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

cousin larry punji sticks

=[[ (eman), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

guys i don't want to do a trap like that because my mice are never on the counter! only on the ground! that won't work!

i think my last apartment was run by perticone family ltd but then they sold it to joe "turn the heat down 2 degrees to save YOU money" schmoe i dunno who it was. it was the same management people though, and they liked to ignore maintenance requests (and mouse kill requests) and tried to evict one guy who complained too much because 'you're not happy here and we only want happy people so please leave' but then a lawyer told him to stay because that's not legal for them to do that (contracts)

nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

maybe if i build some kind of contraption that allows them to get up to the counter...

nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i'm thinking stairs with little bits of cheese on each level

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

some kind of tiny mouse elevator or escalator with instructions ^_^

nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

no that's ridiculous

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

get one cat

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.themut.com/images/products/1125244047-fullpic.jpg

try this double-dildo mousetrap

http://www.themut.com/zoomprod.php?pid=31

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

(xp) i live near the western extermination building

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

oh i just saw my first one! my only thought was "I WANT TO KEEP HIM"

how can you kill those little babies? so cute u_u

killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

John: we need a mouse deterrent
i don't want to have to kill no more myself all barehanded like again
me: get one box gluetraps
John: need to get hole in wall plugged
me: there are no good deterents for rhodential pest control
yep
seal everything
no food etc in nonsealed containers
John: in SF we had an effective ultrasonic deterrent but these have failed me here
we have no food out
me: even in cabinets
John: they have only been seen in my room, felt on my leg
me: eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
John: yes.
that one is ded
me: ha
thats odd
typically they dont like the smell of men
John: i spasmodica`lly woke up grabbed him and spiked him to the carpet. fatality! freaked me the fuck out.
me: thats why glue traps are so smelly
jesus fuck
thats lunacy

...and absolutely revolting
John: tell me about it
i was freaked
still am
that was tuesday
me: eww
John: ok, time to go to work
Sent at 9:14 AM on Friday

bb (bbrz), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

if i was a mouse performance poet i would probably try to write something like that, and then i would perform it using two slightly different squeaky voices.

estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ha....thing is, he's a former amatuer boxer. and i used to work for an alternatives to pesticides lobby.

bb (bbrz), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...
MOUSE SAGA BEGINS HERE.

Also the stupid shits two buildings down keep leaving their trash on the fucking sidewalk instead of IN A DUMPSTER so pretty soon I will be saying HI DERE RATS AND HOBOS.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I am totally naive for wanting to get a trap that just catches it so I can let it go outside? The glue traps suck (we had mice two years ago and the stupid things only managed to get stuck on EVERYTHING WE OWNED and if I have to see dead mice bodies I probably will cry.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

am I even

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

uh, kind naive. i dunno. also those traps are expensive right?

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

that's true. bleh maybe I can just poison them. I NEED TO SLEEP BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE MOUSES.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

bought one of those sonic deterrent things. arrives tomorrow, so lets see how it works

-- (688), Monday, 11 September 2006 05:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

THERE IS ONE IN MY ROOM NOW I JUST SAW IT WHERE ARE THESE GUYS COMING FROM

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the walls.

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

and under the floorboards.

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

their nest

señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

they're in yer base, eatin yer foods

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink

hahaha

señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

god fucking dammit there is a medium sized and a GIANT hole in the wall behind the oven.

someone please come to hug me.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

put out rat poison. then it dies. then you get FLIES.

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...
one month passes...
hi dere mouse in my house.

lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

there's a mouse in my house, but i think he's a cutie.

calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

hi dere skunk outside my house

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

hi dere mouse corpse in my trashcan (circa 1 week ago)
hi dere fresh mouse turds on the counter (circa every day)

killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

http://static.flickr.com/13/19591140_077d64f4f6.jpg

miss u bro

gbx, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

the saddest post ever :(

remy bean, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

Oh no! I'm so sorry, he was beautiful.

ENBB, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

This poor confused mouse; my slovenly crumb dropping ways brought him here, and now my cruel traps will take him out. The life of a mouse is unfair.

Dan I., Sunday, 9 March 2008 10:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

I got serious killer's remorse. :(

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 March 2008 08:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

CAPS

and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

i saw you you little bastard! but how to kill you without a place to get sticky traps at this hour?! grrr. if only you moved slower.

bb, Friday, 4 April 2008 00:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

nine years pass...

http://static.flickr.com/13/19591140_077d64f4f6.jpg

still miss this guy

gbx, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:07 (four months ago) Permalink

:(

imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:10 (four months ago) Permalink

the key to getting rid of mice from your house, i've discovered recently, is to not have food lying around

imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:11 (four months ago) Permalink


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