I HEARD MILTON PARKER GOT SONNED BY CARNEGIE DELI OVER CORNED BEEF BEEF

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jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 29 June 2006 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/517/milti6ph.jpg

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 29 June 2006 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

come visit our new location in the Mirage Hotel, Las Vegas

milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Our motto, together with our method of operation, in that we "cure", "smoke", "bake", & "pickle" our own, says it all!

aimee semple mcmansion (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

the size of the sandwiches at that place are redonk!

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 30 June 2006 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I was once sonned at a jewish deli for asking for swiss cheese on my corned beef sandwich.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 30 June 2006 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

the size of the sandwiches at that place are redonk!

and if you try to share one you get sonned with a $4 extra charge ... weak.

I like Katz's though.

dmr (Renard), Friday, 30 June 2006 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

katz's was much better, i thought.

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 30 June 2006 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Katz's is grebt. My first time there the security guard gave me that meal puncher ticket. So I said, "no, I don't need a parking voucher", to which he bellowed, "DUDE TAKE THE TICKET".

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 30 June 2006 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha "parking voucher"

you bet it's great to be a movie star. (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"chopped liver available in any mold" !!

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 1 July 2006 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

a serious question for Milton Parker-

Um, whose stuff is all over my house? I just came home and there's a bicycle, a purse, some suitcases, and (mostly female) personal stuff all over our apartment.

Any guesses? I feel like I'm in a Mission District production of Goldilocks and the Three Bears or something.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 2 July 2006 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

what's funny is that you would post this question to noize board instead of calling me, and what's funnier is that I would actually be checking noize board before checking messages

milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 3 July 2006 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

(mostly female) personal stuff

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 3 July 2006 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

The mystery is solved. It's some friends from L.A. It turns out that their enigmatic note signed "Hello Boys! We're staying here now, love Angela and Tuppy" was a P.G. Wodehouse reference I didn't catch. Sorry to use noize board as my own lil corkboard.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 3 July 2006 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

buy milk

gbx (skowly), Monday, 3 July 2006 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

total party, sweet movie

milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 3 July 2006 07:48 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I heard Milton Parker ain't no more.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 February 2009 23:21 (ten years ago) link

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/WorldOnAWire2.jpg

Milton Parker, Friday, 6 February 2009 00:47 (ten years ago) link

yo milton I just bought "camp concentration", "earth abides" and "lucifer's hammer" (planning early for summer reading)

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 01:14 (ten years ago) link

John Crowley on Disch: http://www.bostonreview.net/BR34.1/crowley.php

great article. Disch's blog is still up, too. dark business reading a dead man's blog.

& everyone should read "Earth Abides". next time you're hanging out at UCB's english department, see if anyone has any Stewart anecdotes, there must be stories about that guy.

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 02:16 (ten years ago) link

btw -- http://www.sendspace.com/file/dwqnlq

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 02:20 (ten years ago) link

haven't read Camp Concentration yet but I dug The Genocides and 334

dmr, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 03:19 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

And this explains precisely why it is so important to the mind vampires to keep their presence unknown, to drain man's lifeblood without his being aware of it. A man who defeats the mind vampires becomes doubly dangerous to them, for his forces of self-renewal have been conquered. In such cases, the vampires probably attempt to destroy him in another way -- by trying to influence other people against him. We should remember that Beethoven's death came about because he left his sister's house after a rather curious quarrel, and drove several miles in an open cart in the rain. At all events, we notice that it is in the nineteenth century that the great artists first begin to complain that 'the world is against them'; Haydn and Mozart were well understood and appreciated by their own time. As soon as the artist dies, the neglect disappears -- the mind vampires loosen their grip on people's minds. They have more important things to attend to.

Milton Parker, Friday, 16 October 2009 20:38 (nine years ago) link

In the history of art and literature since 1780, we see the results of the battle with the mind vampires. The artists who refused to preach a gospel of pessimism and life devaluation were destroyed. The life-slanderers often lived to a ripe old age. It is interesting, for example, to contrast the fate of the life-slanderer Schopenhauer with that of the life-affirmer Nietsche, or that of the sexual degenerate De Sade with that of the sexual mystic Lawrence.

Milton Parker, Friday, 16 October 2009 20:41 (nine years ago) link

APART FROM THESE OBVIOUS FACTS, I have not succeeded in learning a great deal about the mind vampires

Milton Parker, Friday, 16 October 2009 20:41 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

MILTON!! (and Drew??!?!?)

Did you hear about this:
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_15344119?nclick_check=1

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 June 2010 16:56 (nine years ago) link

news like this keep me driving to work even when it's 10 minutes from my house. might sound insensitive, but who William Flint II?

Milton Parker, Thursday, 24 June 2010 17:54 (nine years ago) link

sorry, it didn't have his common name, loopers delight/improv guy:

http://www.kimflint.org/

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 June 2010 17:58 (nine years ago) link

I used to work for Gibson Guitar, as an electronics engineer in the now defunct G-WIZ Labs R&D division. I enjoyed that a lot. It was in the "dream job" category, even though the pay could have been a bit better. At G-WIZ I designed new products for Gibson and its assorted divisions. I've had the pleasure of working on many cutting edge musical instrument technologies, many of which will sadly never see the light of day. I've also met and worked with some wonderful and talented people, such as the folks at CNMAT, the Center for New Music and Audio Technologies at U.C. Berkeley.

G-WIZ was the stunningly creative and entirely coincidental acronym for the Gibson Western Innovation Zone. Many have whimsically retitled it G-WAS, but that is a story better left untold. Unless of course I'm offered a lucrative book deal. Hell, I'll even take a mediocre book deal. It's a good story....
One of my favorite projects at Gibson was the Echoplex Digital Pro, a product of Gibson's Oberheim Division. I worked with the brilliant Matthias Grob and Eric Obermuhlner on this sublime idea. We later formed our own side company, Aurisis Research, to keep working on these crazy loop things. We put out the LoopIV software for the Echoplex, and helped Gibson develop the Echoplex Digital Pro Plus. These products completely revolutionized the concept of real time looping and sampling in music performance. Also, check out my Looper's Delight web site for more details on the Echoplex and looping.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:01 (nine years ago) link

that's a sad one. Looper's Delight was an amazing early example of the internet as hangout for likeminded musicians. didn't know he was in on ramping the echoplex, hats off.

Milton Parker, Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:23 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

jon, i figured you'd be the person to most appreciate this

http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/all_of_billy_joels_greatest_hits_played_at_once/

jaxon, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:48 (eight years ago) link

Ken!!! I finally got that Lesser Gearhound cd and is grebta!

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:57 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

Happy Birthday dude!

sarahel, Friday, 1 April 2011 18:29 (eight years ago) link

thanks sarah

for my birthday I am leaving work early to go home and edit in birdsong with this amazing HD recording of bats, nothing I would rather do

Milton Parker, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:25 (eight years ago) link

that's awesome!
hb!

tehresa, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:44 (eight years ago) link

happy birthday man

sorry ozzy but your dope is in another castle (Edward III), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:50 (eight years ago) link

^ ya

i hope u have a 'bathectic' birthday

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:56 (eight years ago) link

Thought of you (and Dom) yesterday... check out LABIGVIC's side-project song "SUPER JON" written about former Noize board monarch JW:

http://www.myspace.com/tfalsetm/music/songs/super-jon-58027960

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:21 (eight years ago) link

there are some people whose online personalities are so exaggerated and psychotic that it would have seemed impossible for them to be even slightly representative of their real life personas

JW proved the exception once again

back to editing!

Milton Parker, Saturday, 2 April 2011 06:13 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...

Happy Birthday dude!

― sarahel, Friday, April 1, 2011

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Friday, 1 April 2016 15:33 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Seeing you on March 15th I guess?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 31 January 2019 21:03 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

say hi (didn't see this till now)

+ 2018, the year I finally got to in-person meet scott, maria & rufus

Milton Parker, Sunday, 24 February 2019 01:53 (five months ago) link


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