DAER TRADER JøES WINE.

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YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

$3.99 FOR HANGOVER, ADD UP DOES NOT (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

is that what they're charging for 2 buck chuck?
NO THIS WAS SOME WEIRD MALBEC THAT TASTED LIKE BåLLZ.

MY DOME HURTZ

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

you cannot beat trader joe's amarone. trader joe's amarone is fucking unbeatable.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

IM GONNA STICK TO BROWEISER.

BUT THX FOR THE TIP TOM!!

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

NO THIS WAS SOME WEIRD MALBEC THAT TASTED LIKE BåLLZ.

i've had bad malbec before. like a lot of cold-climate wines it's VERY sensitive to heat... it was probably baking in a hot truck en route to the store.

COULD BE.

IT WAS ALSO $3.99.


SO.

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah you gotta get the right varietals from TJ's otherwise you definitely are going to get sweaty balls varietal.

And yeah also try one that's $9.99 next time, capn save-a-wine-in-a-box

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

No, Capn save-a-boxed-wine titles DEF goes to my ex's mother: she kept an extra case of both white & rose in the hall closet, and one chilling in the fridge at all times.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

GROSS

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, she thought that "light" wine had less alcohol as well as fewer calories, so she'd have a few extra glasses to make up for it. And her husband wouldn't let anyone tell her otherwise.

Actually it was hilarious.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

"LIGHT" WINE???

LAUREL, I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE ALL THESE NEW THINGS YOU'VE TOLD ME TODAY. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE AND PONDER "LIGHT WINE".

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

U GUYS EVER DO BONGS AND SIP ROSE SPRITZERS?


IRIE.

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link

mmmmmmmmmmmm rose! i think we need to bring a few bottles with on saturday.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't ask me, go ask the lady who says "I'll be right back, I have to fix muh hair" and comes back with hair exactly the same but MORE EYE MAKEUP ON.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe she meant eyelash hair.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I suppose that's possible.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

ROSE SPRITZERS ON SATURDAY.

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

i will drink shitty wine never more

account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

HEY YOU

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

i'll bring the mini cooler.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

you cannot beat trader joe's amarone. trader joe's amarone is fucking unbeatable.

SO MUCH OTM

jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah I'm gonna go on record as cosigning that as well. Did you ever see the GINORMOUS bottles of it they were selling round Xmas??? Holy shit.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

n_n

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

^ this is my kind of FPS

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link

six years pass...

As of January 16, 2013, a bottle of Charles Shaw retails for $2.49 in parts of California.

welcome back, burt stanton! (buzza), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:52 (nine years ago) link

shit is gnar

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:53 (nine years ago) link

Bronco Wine Co.

welcome back, burt stanton! (buzza), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:58 (nine years ago) link

what parts of california? socal?

iatee, Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:00 (nine years ago) link

that two-buck chuck that everyone's talking about

how's life, Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:02 (nine years ago) link

wo Buck Chuck
(Aaron Redner)

You can take your fancy liquor
I don’t need Dom Perignon
James Bond likes his martinis
Others live on sweet Patron

But I’m just a simple man
Who believes in fate and love
When I want to get my buzz on
I believe in Two Buck Chuck

(chorus:)
Two Buck Chuck! (x16)

Well it’s the first time to the in-laws
And you'll be wanting to impress
You’re looking mighty stylish
Oh, you sure know how to dress!

You’ve not a worry in the world
Everything is looking up
The paper bags beneath your arms
Are filled with Two Buck Chuck

(chorus)

Well now everybody’s talkin’
About the best kept secret news
Raise a glass, celebrate!
Raise another, if you choose
It’s high class livin’ for a dime
Now you’re wanted, it won’t get stuck
So pop the cork, tilt the bottle
And fill that cup with Two Buck Chuck

(chorus)

how's life, Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:24 (nine years ago) link

nine years pass...

Sign of the times? Charles Shaw now costs $4.49 in my TJ's. OH THE HUMANITY.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 21:53 (one month ago) link


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