WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

it's me, i did a bunch of bad posts to as many threads as possible and i figured everyone would get that it was a goof, but for some reason no one did

hmm you were on my second-tier list of people it could be

xp

ilx is not good at recognizing those so dont feel bad

also the ones who do just chuckle quietly and never comment so youre gucci

extremely good treeship impresh, RS, keep it going

all frequently used usernames are collectivized and distributed on a lottery system. every day when you log in you are assigned a new one and post under it, so i can be dr. morbius one day and branwell the next and then wins on another day etc. and you can be me and all of these people too. it is up to the poster whether to post according to the "persona" of their new handle or to resist it but you cannot ever reveal who you *really* are.

― Treeship, Saturday, 20 September 2014 22:07 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

possibilities are

infinite

Treeship is good ppl

Out of bad posters he's not top 5000

Out of the faux naif subset of same he's still like a drop of tuomas in an ocean

where are you

Ireland iirc

I'm getting concerned at this trend of impertinent fucking questioning tbpfh

I scrambled my password to stop myself from postig here but then I relapsed. Apologies to all who were confused. I kind of hate this username though — the lowercase and the number — and hope to make a new one or else quit ilx.

I mean, in one sense, I love this place, but in another more accurate sense I hate it.

when i saw this bumped i thought it was going to be an accusation.

treeship I appreciate you

have a mod change your old password back

it’s a good username follow-up and: welcome back!

i've become less addicted to ilx by becoming more addicted to twitter. this place feels almost as relaxing and quaint as irl compared to twitter

Because ilx wants more or less an echo chamber

evol j? nerdstrom poindexter? 2 unfamiliar names in politics

(this is avoiding "who the hell are you?" in-thread not a "who the hell are you" subtweet)

https://g.co/kgs/vEeaZQ

BIG WHOIS

I've been curious about infinity symbol guy for a while. for about a year after his first appearance, I had him mixed up with laginfinityn. I know who lagoon was. who is ∞?

chexy

tbh i don't know who anyone is but it's generally ok

Every now and again you get a vendetta post flung at u but it keeps u fresh

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Every now and again you get a vendetta post flung at u but it keeps u fresh

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 12, 2017 3:02 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is extraordinarily good advice

course, it's shiv or be shivved

Shivver me members

in the words of 2pac i have nothin but luv for dmac btw

the only blood between us wld be if we ever shared black pudding at the local pub

who is heliogabberlus

He was blond, he had blue eyes, he was completely without guilt

who is Moo Vaughn

a cow that played for the red sox haha

heliogabberlus is probably gabbneb

Moo Vaughn is a psy op plant but they’re in the phase where they’re posting innocuous stuff to build trust

And lagoon knew all this the whole time so his deflection/“joke” should raise questions for all of us

wow very offended im immediately deactivating all my online accounts and returning to the farm

There are some seemingly obvious clues here worth rounding out

moo vaughn is or was a lawyer and is serious about the grateful dead

heliogabberlus only posts on ilm and knows about discrete new zealand suburbs

what about discreet posting

Have positively responded to some ilxor friend reqs on fb - luv2fb w/ the ilx cru - but from three of you I've no clue who you are! This very well might be the same the other way around. How do, if desired, do we resolve this?

charades

Glad that's sorted

hi LBI, my first name is Corey

There are ppl I see on fb who I know are ilxors and I have never been able to figure out who they are

I share my initials with a certain former Central European communist state if anyone wants to introduce themselves, I'm friendly

there are def a bunch of ilxors i follow on twitter that im not sure who they are

couple ppl on facebook who i used to know who they were but forgot

umm

hello bröther may i have a tweet

I find your separate Facebook Internet lives as disgusting as Morbius and Simon find my career choices