Some of you are guilty of conduct unbecoming a Starfleet officer...

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Now, now, we're all in this together, but it would really help out a great deal if you were just confess your mistakes, and then the rest of Starfleet Command can contemplate your sentence.

For example, which one of you is responsible for the "roman orgy with pinatas" program on the holodeck? or the one featuring "Pee Wee's Big Pogrom"? And just who ordered the assassination of the Cardassian Jimmy Buffet impersonator?

Come, come, we all know who did it. Best to come forward now and state your transgressions.

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i bombed uranus

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i have conquered the holy mountain -- horizontally

milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I re-programmed that robot dude to talk like Eazy-E.

Dogfight Giggle (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 09:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I knit a reindeer themed sweater for my Ferengi girlfriend

autovac (autovac), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I forced Beverly and Wesley Crusher to commit incest at phaserpoint.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

ew. ew ew ew ew re.

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i took tiger mountain by strategy.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

YOU DON'T DESERVE
http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/07/picard.jpg
TO WEAR THAT UNIFORM

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

SPOCKMARKET

INVEST IN PHASERS AND STARFLEET COSTUME CHANGES. GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR.

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm saving myself for Nichelle Nichols
http://glitterrock.org/bondcaps17/inthisneverbeforeseenstartrekblooperthe.jpg

autovac (autovac), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I kept replying to people who don't read film criticism.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I asked the Crystalline Entity to the Starfleet Academy Prom.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

and one of you is responsible for transporting all those klingon cadavers into the Academy alumni dinner

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Who crashed a transport ship full of "fizzies" into the water planet???

Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

laura, get on AIM so i can complain about joe.

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Thursday, 13 April 2006 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

10-4

Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 13 April 2006 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i accidentally programmed the transporter to beam me into tasha yar's shower.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 16 April 2006 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

"accidentally" my ass.

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, that trekkie poodle photo will come in handy on certain threads

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 17 April 2006 10:58 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, Trekkiepaws

nervous.gif (eman), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I just txted my girlfriend about "an ancient earth ritual know as a 'raspberry'"

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

HI WHERE ARE MY ADMIN PRIVS YOU STALINIST STARFLEET FAGGOTS

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

mine gone too.

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

(it was me who left that stain in the holodeck)

remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Riker proudly surveys his handiwork.

HI DERE, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

haha

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 July 2007 18:36 (twelve years ago) link


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