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ILX IS EDUCATIONAL

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Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

considered

pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm a fan of anything involving tynan delong

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

anything?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know what you are implying, sir

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

a suggestion if i may, what that needs is some sort of appropriately tempoed music.

bump bump
bump bump
bump bump
bump bump
BY LOREAL!
m.

msp (mspa), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

WHO THE FCK IS TYNAN DELONG ANYWAY?

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

besides being the guy in the pic

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

america's foremost musical authority.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

when did you cats get your paws on this fellow? is he on ilm or some other stupid internet board?

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

he was on ILM until we destroyed his soul

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i think he's still there

pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

has he posted since the "electrosoul" incident?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

the sad thing is many others on ILM (and "enlightened" ex-indie rockers I know in real life) operate just like that guy and DON'T get the harrassment they deserve

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

well, that's where we come in.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i think we overdid it with the personal attacks, it would have been cooler if he had stuck around.

he did more in a month by accident than most trolls get done in a lifetime: coining "no credibility" and "kudos" + creating an electrosoul thread that was 100 times better than anything esteban buttez and passantino combined could have ever dreamt up.

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I just miss the little feller.

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

tynan delong lives on in our hearts as a useless meme

elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

what is the "electrosound" incident? please help i really dont wanna read a whole thread.

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

ElectroSoul in the same vein as Jamie Liddell, Hot Chip, etc.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

OH SHIT, SOMEONE POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD! LET'S SHIT ABOUT IT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), January 14th, 2006 6:54 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

" i really dont wanna read a whole thread. "

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

THAT gorillaz is the effing shiznits. the fiona apple is pretty good too. and throw stones if you must, but I am not familiar with Kate Bush at all. Any albums recommended to start me off?

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 14th, 2005 4:50 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I bet this guy posts on ilx!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

" i really dont wanna read a whole thread. "

i really don't want to recap an entire thread for you, when the thread is right here, and is quite enjoyable. kudos.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Just so everyone knows, it's not ok to humor yourself by being a white guy from Oregon and saying "effing shiznits" a lot

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://myspace-540.vo.llnwd.net/00214/04/58/214018540_l.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I like that his log-in is TynanTynan!

It reminds me of

http://media.bestprices.com/content/music/50/151454.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

it's as though "tynan" alone were already taken lol

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

good post idiot

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), December 15th, 2005 3:07 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

i am crying with laughter right now, don't know why..

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

BECAUSE WHO'S THE REAL IDIOT NOW, TYNAN?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

*tynan1978 is not available*
"dammit!"
*tynan1978oregon is not available*
"shit!"
*delongtynan1978 is not available*
"fuck!"
*tynantynan IS available :)*
"kudos!"

gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

He just posted a minute ago:

shit, forgot about that streets song. THAT is something else right there.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 30th, 2006 3:40 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll let Jim Carrey field this one - SMOOOOOOOOKIN' (sic)

http://myspace-889.vo.llnwd.net/00491/98/88/491038889_l.jpg

this dude is too perfect to be real, i call doppleganger

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, he's online right now.
http://i.myspace.com/site/images/onlinenow.gif

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i really don't want to recap an entire thread for you, when the thread is right here, and is quite enjoyable. kudos.

yah bra im at work right now so i can only sneak in noize boardz here and there so i was hopin for a recap i wasnt askinyou specifically anyways so thx kudos!

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

chaki i luv u, but i really cannot fit the wonderment of that thread into this little box.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA, THAT PIC REALLY IS ME!!!

shit, that's the last time I ask an honest question.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 9th, 2006 1:45 PM.


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btw, I love ol' skool rn'b, but do we have new rn'b that cuts it? as far as I'm concerned, Jamie Liddell has created the best rn'b record in the last 10 years.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 9th, 2006 2:55 PM.

gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

u have to admit the lidell album is pretty darn good

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

luv u 2 cutto will read thread on lunch breaks

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

MF Doom .... lol.... cartoon network...internet nerd....

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

He is terrible, though the "...no credibility" thing still makes me laugh.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 31 March 2006 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link

He's the future of blogging.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

You are the future of blogging.

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

where's my tynan o rly pic?

team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9178/orly1rk.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I actually used "no ______ , no credibility" in a real life conversation the other night. It sort of just came out! I can't remember what exactly I said (I had been drinking a bit of wine, y'see), but I remember that people laughed.

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Sunday, 2 April 2006 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hey cutty for the cake shop show...do you wanna call it the Tynan Memorial Show? i'm being entirely serious here.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 6 April 2006 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link

does he actually not know how to smoke from a bong or is that part of the joke

tynan continues to fascinate me

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:30 (six years ago) link

it won't play for me

staind in the place where you live (crüt), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:31 (six years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/b3ZAD99UI5j

am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:40 (six years ago) link

does he actually not know how to smoke from a bong or is that part of the joke

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:30 AM

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 10h
i got some creeper weed i call lieutenant dan cuz that shit gets u so high u can't feel ur legs haha

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 10h
i smoke and listen 2 belle & sebastian so i guess i'm tweed haha

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 10h
i made stoner dog comedy skit called Air 'Budz'haha

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 2 Aug
'Yeah, he's a lil' cutie. We call him Budz McKenzie.' - my drug dealer-in-law.

am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:43 (six years ago) link

haha

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 August 2013 15:17 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

knew he'd find an audience

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/23/42/03/5120209/3/628x471.jpg

taking tiger stadium (by strategy) (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 September 2013 19:39 (six years ago) link

His vine is killing me... "The Polygamist at the Catskills"

pplains, Sunday, 1 September 2013 20:36 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 24 Oct

Loving these new Drake-inspired emoji's, Emo G's.

buzza, Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:13 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

bless

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 26 May 2014 13:49 (five years ago) link

for posterity (xpost to 2muchtimeonILX):
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Guilt_Trip_Poster.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vZP4ay3.jpg

brimstead, Monday, 26 May 2014 19:57 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

https://vine.co/v/O7blPxDYXdm

some dude, Monday, 22 September 2014 01:18 (five years ago) link

that is right up there with the worst things ever linked on ilx

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 02:14 (five years ago) link

like deathdrone levels of ick

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 02:14 (five years ago) link

chriiiiiiiiiiist

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 22 September 2014 03:22 (five years ago) link

where can i find more splooge mcfuck related content

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 04:30 (five years ago) link

if you're not following tynan on twitter you're really missing out imo:
https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/513859396980731904

some dude, Monday, 22 September 2014 11:58 (five years ago) link

done

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 14:10 (five years ago) link

tbh the fact that tynan delong is still out there doing his tynan delong thing really warms my cold heart

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:55 (five years ago) link

cant believe out of all the ilxors i follow only al is up on tynans tiwtter wheres the love

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 15:57 (five years ago) link

"Author of the best selling memoir Until the Condom Breaks"

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:58 (five years ago) link

his brand of very edgy humor isnt for everyone

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 16:00 (five years ago) link

Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong

The Bone Boys (like Beach Boys, except instead of chasing girls, these boys chase BONES!) #DogBands @midnight

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 16:04 (five years ago) link

I went through all his Vines one night and then said, OK, that's enough for me!

Keep meaning to send my brother the hot pepper news. He's a competitive hot pepper eater.

pplains, Monday, 22 September 2014 18:29 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/4b2sDi7.jpg

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 1 November 2014 13:15 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlGldGJcmxU

pplains, Saturday, 1 November 2014 17:57 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

dude is getting ink: http://www.sacbee.com/entertainment/living/travel/sam-mcmanis/article2574204.html
from two years ago
he claims hes in brooklyn now, might have to seek his act out

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:42 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/U9uNThm.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 13 November 2015 21:08 (three years ago) link

the effing shiznits

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 November 2015 21:39 (three years ago) link

someday i'm going to run into him on the street or at a show and i'll freak out and explaining why i'm so excited to see him in person is going to be very awkward

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 22:13 (three years ago) link

just do that rap from upthread at him. won't be awkward at all.

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 November 2015 22:14 (three years ago) link

Tynan DeschL0ng ‏@TynanDeschL0ng Oct 30
sometimes i can't decide if i like marketing or PR more but then im like fuck it, they're both great!

it's like he sees my soul

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 November 2015 05:47 (three years ago) link

might have to seek his act out

about a year ago I hit an alt-comedy event led by Chris Gethard, Tynan did an act with a partner that was pretty solid. At the end of the night I dapped Chris + bought Tynan a pint, apologizing for this thread and any personal SEO implications it may have had, he was totally cool with it and claimed his ILM posting of eight years ago was him doing a character the whole time (sorry to break the fourth wall).

The crowd he runs with reminds me of some of the voices I saw at Eating It 15 years ago. Most of their careers will go nowhere but don't be surprised if Tynan lands a Brett Gelman/Little Bit of Luck or Hodgman/PC type iconic advertising role. Or does voice work on some Adult Swim type bullshit.

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 16 November 2015 03:37 (three years ago) link

claimed his ILM posting of eight years ago was him doing a character the whole time

lol

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 November 2015 18:45 (three years ago) link

true for everyone here tho iirc

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2015 19:27 (three years ago) link

he's starting to look more and more like henry czerny

nomar, Monday, 16 November 2015 19:28 (three years ago) link

ten months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/jPHaoZi.gif

sleep, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:20 (three years ago) link

think I lurked most of the time back then because I was afraid of being outed as another Tynan

as if

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:44 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...
one year passes...

http://www.tynandelong.com/
he's still working with gethard

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 26 January 2018 17:46 (one year ago) link

seeing Tynan age freaks me out for some reason

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:54 (one year ago) link

Same tbh

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:11 (one year ago) link

But Cookies is the name of my dog!

https://i.imgur.com/jngH4iX.png

pplains, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:23 (one year ago) link

that's so Tynan

omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:41 (one year ago) link

he's starting to look more and more like henry czerny

― nomar, Monday, November 16, 2015 11:28 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:42 (one year ago) link

*pouts; was hoping you were referring to Kenneth Tynan*

Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Saturday, 27 January 2018 03:10 (one year ago) link

I feel like Tynan has a prominent position in the world just out of my field of vision

mh, Saturday, 27 January 2018 04:04 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRCeJ9ExUk

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Monday, 30 September 2019 18:08 (two weeks ago) link

i meant to post to this over the summer when i saw Tynan in a promo for rooftop films
no star wipe unfortunately

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:03 (two weeks ago) link


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