dadz r funny 2

This was on the M1ch3lin Racing Calendar for May. I thought you might be interested to know where 4DT spent the raise you never.

Love,

Dad

IS MY DAD M4RISSA!?

i dont want no surgical spirits on my genitals no matter what u_u

Love Ya

dadRZA: I paid him $65,000 for a patent invalidity opinion last year
dadRZA: IT'S PAYBACK TIME!!!!!!

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>Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked
>Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico ?" Al
>replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
>
>When the waiter came by, Al asked him,"Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the
>waiter said, "I don't know?, I'll ask the cooks." He returned from the
>kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."
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>Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"
>
>The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected
>answer, "I will check again, Signor" and went back into the kitchen.
>While the waiter was away, Sid said,"I find it hard to believe that there
>are no Jews in Mexico , Our people are scattered everywhere."
>The waiter returned and said "Signor, the head
>cook said there is no Mexican
>Jews." "Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are
>no
>Mexican Jews!"
>
>"Signor,I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is
>Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews."
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Arrived at Edisto Island at 5:45, go to the condo just in time for sunset -- all five of us!

CAN U SEE FIFTH PERSON?

HINT: IT IS THE GREEN BOX - THAT IS MY GRANDMOTHER!!!!!! WTF!!??!!?!?

Subject: Poetic Justice
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 22:23:13 -0800

a POEM FROM A VISIONARY BASS PLAYER

The day was very subtle, everything was low-key,
The sky it was so overcast that you could barely see,
And everything slowed down to a slower frequency,
The day the bass players took over the world.
Well, they came pouring out of symphonies, orchestras and bands,
And every other kind of combo that was ever known to man,
And although it was spontaneous, you'd think it was quite planned,
The day the bass players took over the world.
Now one day the bass players, they decided to uprise,
They were tired of being sidemen to all those other guys.
So they kidnapped the horn section,
They put drugs in the drummer's drink,
And they tied up all the guitar players
With their big ol' flat-wound strings.
And on that day the world it was finally set free,
All the creatures they hung out together and interacted fretlessly,
And the air began to vibrate with such a deep tonality,
The day the bass players took over the world.

AND, THE RESPONSE, FROM AN ENLIGHTENED GUITAR PLAYER

The day was very noisy, but the sound was oh, so dull

The sky was full of various smokes and the BS detector on full

And the missed frequency harmonic howled a push and pull

The day the bass players tried to take over the world.

They came pouring out of dumpsters and from sleeping in their cars

The porta-potties emptied out behind the roadside bars

They screamed in desperation, waving fingers full of scars

The day the bass players tried to take over the world.

The day all those bass players decided to uprise

Dreaming they could play a tune like all the other guys

They tried to form a band with no horns, guitars, or drum

But all that they could manage was a boring lumpy hum

And on the day the anharmonic discord hit the air

The audiences plugged their ears and hid beneath their chairs

The bassists were oblivious and rumbled on in rage

‘Till the mighy hand of music came and swept them off the stage

And the history of melody begat another page

The day the bass players tried to take over the world.

Now the bassists have returned to their dusty little caves

The dumpsters, cars and porta-potties where they hold their little raves

We call them out from time to time to let them play a thump

For all in all we still enjoy lady’s dancing rump

Now forever we will laugh, every man, woman, boy and girl

At the day the bassists tried to take over the world.

arveeparks✧✧✧@earthl✧✧✧.n✧✧ "Music, man, that's where it's at!"
There is only one Santa, he lives in the hearts of many.
www.arveeparkband.com "Old Guys Rock!"
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. - Chinese proverb.

^ lyrics from Tenacious D part Deux?

dad's trying to get family reunion on alaskan bluegrass cruise!
http://www.cottagemusic.net/

Date: January 5, 2007 10:22:05 AM EST

NPR had an in depth report on the V.V., firing of Robt Kriscow (sp?), the pazz & Jop pole.. They spent a great deal of time fawning over idolitor.com pole. You owe me $46

xxxpost I'll venture 78% of people with @earthlink.net e-mail addresses are dads

Subject: $$$$ ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS-$$$$ Really - Open to Collect CASH!!!!!!

Hi Jon- attached is the letter I told you about-
please send a reply that you got this- i am trying to
have you delete it as spam that got through your
firewalls etc. . .,

Date: January 5, 2007 10:22:05 AM EST

NPR had an in depth report on the V.V., firing of Robt Kriscow (sp?), the pazz & Jop pole.. They spent a great deal of time fawning over idolitor.com pole. You owe me $46

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, November 18, 2007 1:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahah

dadrza: this is a hoot
dadrza: I am watching Grey's A and there is this shitty little kid with oh so yuppie parents
dadrza: Mom is played by Stephanie March
dadrza: I think that's a hoot

a HOOT!

You said you'd be out of order. Remember which Al Pacino movie that that line was bigtime?
dad

bigtime

from: dadrza
re: stupid forward my aunt sent around

That is the most racist, bigoted, self-serving commentary I have ever heard, outside of the wacko's like Lou Dobbs and his friends. I do find Andy Rooney amusing and entertaining, and I am pleased to find that he DID NOT makes the comments below. Pwned by the Internet again! Click on the link to CBS News below

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2006/12/06/publiceye/entry2234020.shtml

Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!Pwned by the Internet again!

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CASHIER: That'll be $17.99.
DAD: Hey, that's the year I was born!

wait tehrza your dad wrote 'pwned'

get him to post on nb

he cant be older/crankier than morbz

Whose dad is the youngest on here? Crut1s?

my dad is 47

that is young for a dad of a grown-ass man

ya dude my dad is like 55

barely older than Morbius!

u like grown-ass?

my dad is 58?
he already has his own version of nb but it is about people who love their cars.

jw GROUNDED!

from: dadrza
subject: Gotcha!

What's Johnny boy looking at??? Hope Cindy didn't see this.

http://blogs.trb.com/news/politics/blog/2008/09/17/McCain%20and%20Palin%20in%20Miichigan.jpg

Here is the original article. I found it quite by accident while looking for articles on her tiff about pulling out of MI.

http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/09/sarah_palin_john_mccain_town_h.html

Johnny boy!!

dadz: "whenever i'm talking to your brother on the google chat he says 'haha' when he is laughing. very strange." i blocked him on gchat a long time ago lol.

mass text from dad:

"Listening to holly jolly christmas. Thinking o my kids! Love you all."

wtf is this even about? my dad's getting crazier

in response to me going to thailand next week:
"watch out for the hookers :)
bring a huge trashbag to jump in if they attack you."

is that a body condom ref?

http://pranks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/20crime_slide03-425.jpg