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that landslide video upthread is completely insane

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:22 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

anyone in the city tonight

qualx, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:12 (five years ago) link

wondering the same. out of town for the weekend and this pops off.

circa1916, Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:12 (five years ago) link

i don't like to leave my house but reading the dog whistle racist pro-police anti-baltimore facebook updates of a few professional acquaintances makes me wish i had. also ban whites from quoting MLK.

computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:10 (five years ago) link

i've been swamped w/ work but trying to get out there soon

frogteasip (some dude), Monday, 27 April 2015 02:16 (five years ago) link

dog whistle racist pro-police anti-baltimore facebook updates of a few professional acquaintances

"shoot these rioters"

the late great, Monday, 27 April 2015 21:11 (five years ago) link

property damage really brings out the worst in some people

the late great, Monday, 27 April 2015 21:26 (five years ago) link

fish or click bait (how's life) wrote this on thread rolling "Is This Racist?" thread on board I Love Everything on Apr 20, 2015

For the past couple of weeks, one of my facebook friends (a high school buddy's spouse) has been posting up updates or comments like "they're not racist, they're just BAD POLICE. there are white police shooting black kids, black police shooting black kids, black police shooting white kids. why does everybody have to keep bringing race into this?" I've been biting my tongue pretty hard because she's my friends wife and like, I'm going to be charitable and imagine they are in disagreement about this already and hopefully having fights at home about it, but holy fuck.

I just defriended this chick because her fb posts have escalated into full-on shrieking "al sharpton don't you dare come to my city with your race baiting" and "now that the national guard is here, they won't be as patient with you as the baltimore pd has. if you don't get in line you will get shot!" I was all like, ok high school friend's wife whatever, but I really got no time for this shit.

how's life, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 12:41 (five years ago) link

i feel better about people who are outwardly racist today than i do about ppl go to baltimore unless they have to suddenly "disgusted" at the "violence" and posting things like this
like, it's a picture of buildings whose owners pay no property taxes, in the part of baltimore built for white ppl to feel safe in, that is now being patrolled by national guard. and you love police. it is so peaceful.

computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 12:55 (five years ago) link

Feel so sick

, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 12:57 (five years ago) link

my neighborhood (like most neighborhoods) was totally unaffected as far as i know, therefore i am sick of people urging me and others to "stay safe", but i was still not able to sleep because i feel so bad about what happens here & everywhere. sirens kept me up and they never do.

computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:02 (five years ago) link

i need to go to work in the suburbs now

computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:02 (five years ago) link

i couldn't go to sleep last night either. teachers of my acquaintance were posting crazy things on facebook. i wish people could just refrain sometimes. also, buildings are not the city, you know? the people are the city. people can only live without justice for so long.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 15:04 (five years ago) link

lotta high school friends on my fbook wall talking about "my city" like they haven't spent their entire lives in columbia

qualx, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 23:50 (five years ago) link

and yeah, i kept thinking last night how the words "be safe" sound either loving or reprehensible depending on who's saying it

qualx, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 23:55 (five years ago) link

Turns out white people from Severna Park down to Annapolis all secretly really loved Their City Baltimore right up until yesterday. Huh.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 06:31 (five years ago) link

xp: "be safe" like a hundred times in the comments every time a local news story would post about county cops going into bolster the city cops.

how's life, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 08:55 (five years ago) link

am0n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 16:07 (five years ago) link

also ban whites from quoting MLK

consider the alternatives.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 16:16 (five years ago) link

bob marley?

computer champion (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 23:21 (five years ago) link

Somebody on twitter pointed out that curfew effectively means baltimore is a sundown town

, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:17 (five years ago) link

bit of a stretch. the curfew is city wide. even my whitebread neighborhood becomes a ghost town at 10.

circa1916, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:39 (five years ago) link

I'm sure that was the goal?

, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:48 (five years ago) link

Fuck, EVERYbody loves David Blaine.

how's life, Thursday, 30 April 2015 13:16 (five years ago) link

i’m saying the city effectively shuts down across the board at 10 and that is not really what a sundown town is. like, yeah, i see how you can maybe bend it that way, but it’s an imperfect analogy at best.


circa1916, Thursday, 30 April 2015 13:54 (five years ago) link

i need to stay off facebook until uh eternity

qualx, Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:34 (five years ago) link

Oh, Baltimore!
Have you forgotten who you are?
You're the place of Babe Ruth, Brooks Robinson and Jim Palmer.
You're Johnny Unitas, Sugar Ray Leonard and Reggie Jackson.
You're Esskay Hot Dogs, Berger Cookies and Phillips Crabcakes.
You're The Star-Spangled Banner.
You're the Raven, never flitting, still sitting.
You're Francis Scott Key and Edgar Allen Poe.
You're Blue-crabs, Bertha's Mussels and Natty-Boh!
You're Cab Calloway, Billie Holiday and Mama Cass.
You're Frank Zappa, David Byrne and John Waters.
You're Fort McHenry, Camden Yards and the USS Constellation.
You're The National Aquarium, Penn Station and Harborplace.
You're Johns Hopkins, Loyola and Md Institute of Art.
You're Mt. Washington, Federal Hill and Fell's Point.
You're The Owl, The Hippo and The Cat's Eye.
You're as sweet as Domino Sugar and you're McCormick Spice.
Don't ever forget, you're everything nice.
Once upon a midnight dreary, Nevermore!
You're The Pride of Baltimore.

~Barbara Gookin

congrats! i now hate all of these things

qualx, Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:36 (five years ago) link

It's not even Md Institute of Art.

how's life, Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:40 (five years ago) link

is this a song? a poem? a rap?

computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:43 (five years ago) link

vintage gookin

qualx, Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:51 (five years ago) link

a poem by barbara grangus

computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:52 (five years ago) link

Esskay Hot Dog, Sugar Ray
Frank Zappa, Holiday
Bertha's mussels, Reggie Jackson, Edgar Allan Poe

pplains, Sunday, 3 May 2015 02:23 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:10 (five years ago) link


how's life, Thursday, 30 July 2015 10:48 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:47 (four years ago) link

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:49 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 24 October 2016 21:33 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

sweet new Baltimore-themed mix up here:

Wheatie Mattiasich – Gone Gone
Microkingdom – Chrome Dynasty
Andrew Bernstein – Broken Arc
Raw Silk – Malpresentations
Jacober – Move Slow
Amy Reid – Processoaring
Bastet – Rockit
Abdu Ali – I, Exist
Matmos – Teen Paranormal Romance
Glassine – Agency
Horse Lords – Time Slip
Ami Dang – Satgur Hoye Dayall
Smoke Bellow – Mary 3000
Wume – We Go Further
Outer Spaces – I Saw You
Infinity Knives ft. :3lon – blah blah supreme
The Office of Unspecified Services – Selflessness
Jana Hunter – Paint a Babe
Nicky Smith – Soulmate
Deakin – Seed Song

flappy bird, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:03 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

R.I.P. Detour Dave the Traffic Slave

☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Friday, 15 March 2019 13:12 (one year ago) link

i saw that, didn't even know he was sick. at least there's still "jay walker" on wbal

forensic plumber (harbl), Saturday, 16 March 2019 01:37 (one year ago) link

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