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Cutty,

When is your last day at work and how will this affect your awesome zingers?

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

dear sweet dean:

tomorrow is my final day of this minimum wage shite hole. the zingers, however, will continue indefinitely.

free wireless internet @ school + powerbook = zing factory!

love,

your cutty

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

will you still have time, while in school, to smoke the chron-chron? And will you share it with me?

Your Friend,

hstencil

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

Another one: is that dude in the red hat who I saw your BURRITOVILLE GIRL with while at, um, BURRITOVILLE her boyfriend?

Your Friend,

hstencil

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

dearest pal joelson:

i will never stop my daily regimen of "chron-chron" consumption. and, as my closest friends will tell you, i am always generous with such things. sometimes they don't want to smoke, and i force them to. the BURRITOVILLE GIRL or OKINYA as she is also known, does not have a boyfriend. she loves me only. i think she is training that other spic.

with much love,

cutty-san

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Dearest cuttypal,

Is OKINYA training him because she's quitting?

Dude we need to hang out,

hstencil

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

Are the rumors that you are going to move your zing factory overseas to take advantage of tax breaks and cheap foreign 'labor' true or just a dream?

Tu amigo

Miguel Blanko

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

stencerini:

i asked her if she was leaving, and she said no. but then she winked at me and i ran away.

WE SHALL HANG! lunch tomorrow maybe?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

dear white-man:

i do not condone the forced cheap labor found in over-seas and third world zing factories. i find in terms of quality vs. quantity, a zing is best prepared with care and delivered by the zinger and no one else. i may however, outsource my zing customer service to pakistan.

keep it clean,

cuttyzing

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Dearest cuttyDUDE,

I am SO DOWN for lunch tomorrow. AIM me, homie.

Sorry, no question.

Bestest,

hstencerini

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

dear cutty,

I am ever going to meet you?

love,
rosemary

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

Do you ever order Cutty Sark just 'cause you can remember the name or is it the other way round, so you can remember your name?

Miguelito El Blanco

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Cutty,
Where is your camaro? Did the Labret hurt? How come when I call Laydady nobody comes? How come you NEVER paid for that Dismemberment Plan CD you WON off me on Ebay? Where are your HORNRIM glasses NOW
What is the best Built to Spill album? Will the Feud ever get back together? Does Edna ever ask about me? Can you buy me MANY beers tonight?

thx
BQ

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear cuttybro,

Does the job you're leaving suck worse than the job I'm at? How can I get a better job?

Your Friend,

hstencilatcha

ps. thanks for taking me off that mailing list!

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

dear lil rosemary:

i am agoraphobic and quite hideous. i find i only shine in the confines of this internet "noise board" where people can love me for who i am. thanks for caring, though, it warms the heart.

with mask on,

curddy

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Cutty,
Did you just write spic up there?

Thanks,
Speechless on Sixth Ave.

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

dear ddbrain:

who is this? do i know you? the camaro died in our lord's year 1999. the labret did not hurt, i was on special k at the time (1995). unfortunately, lay-dady had to be retired when pagers were no longer fashionable and cell phones reigned supreme (2000). i never paid for the dismemberment plan cd because i knew you and i was not afraid of receiving bad feedback (2001). my hornrim glasses were thrown into the depths of mount doom (2000). the best built to spill album is certainly there's nothing wrong with love for nostalgia/high school factor alone (1994?). the feud will NEVER get back together. EVER. edna loves you. you know this. i will buy you none beers tonight.

thx for your questions!

matthew

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

dear haley jor-el osment:

the job does not suck as much as the pay sucking. casual attire is a nice perk.

cutty-rock

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

DEAR CAB FOR CUTTY,

HOW MANY SPARKS WILL I NEED TO STAY AWAKE DURING AN 11 PM SHOWING OF ZATOICHI TONIGHT?

LOVE,

BEN GIBBARDEAN

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

dear what deaner was talking about:

after 2 sparks, my stomach feels quite uneasy, my mouth tastes like a cotton-candy factory, and my heart rate is beating twice its normal speed.

so, i suggest: 4. especially if you plan on sitting in one place for two hours, not talking or moving.

respect:

cuttyberg

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

more than 4 sparks is SHEER HELLISH MIAMI!

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I was thinking 1 Sparks pre-Amoeba, 1 Sparks pre-movie, 1 Sparks an hour into the movie. How's that, McCluttsky?

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

dear ddb:

as a spic and a kike, i have a great wealth of racial slurs at my advantage. don't be jealous!

mc

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

1 Sparks pre-Amoeba, 1 TEQUILA SHOT (LESS PEE PEE BRX), 1 Sparks an hour into the movie.

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

mean deanery:

it sounds like you have got it all figured out! please do not forget to drink plenty of water and keep your health insurance card in your wallet. clean underwear should help as well.

be well,

mcutty

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM GOING TO DRINK THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE SPARKS THANKS CUTTY YOU HAVE GIVEN ME SOME REAL ADVICE

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Cuttlerry,
DON CABALLERO IS THE BEST BAND EVER! TRUE OR REALLY FUCKING TRUE?

anxiously awaiting your reply,
deedeebee

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Great Cutterino,

Are you sure about this?

the best built to spill album is certainly there's nothing wrong with love for nostalgia/high school factor alone (1994)

I could swear I saw them on this tour (15 fans, Louisville, Kentucky - Butchertown Pub RIP) and it was Summer, 1996.

Not trying to be pedantic, it's my nature,

hstencil

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

dear ddb:

don caballero is actually the best band ever. especially if you are a big fucking music dork who wants to hear king crimson filtered through pennsylvania amish country.

love:

damon cutty

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty,

Take a Side:

Ian Williams vs Ian Johnson/Jon Williams

lovingly caressingly,

g!


hstencil,

there's nothing wrong with love was released by built to spill in 1994 on up records. it was their 2nd record. i actually got to see the treepeople with doug on 2 separate occasions and they were, quite excellent.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

dear hpencil:

i saw them on this tour as well, it was at under acme and there were 12 people there. i bought a t-shirt and a limited edition BTS 7" packaged in a cut out of a crosby still and nash LP. you can say perfect from now on if you want, i'll let you slide. i'm sticking with my choice.

mad cutty

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

dearest gygax0r:

ian williams is a good-looking, charismatic, pompous bitch. i respect his music, but that motherfucker chews too much gum. they say if you swallow gum, it'll stay in your stomach for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS. the duo of ian johnson williams reminds me of a younger version of the cutty/ddb duo, so i have to go with MY BOYS!

seriously sincerely,

cutty ranks

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW I PRE-ORDERED THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LOVE AND I WAS PROBABLY THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER LISTEN TO IT

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Doug whats his name, was like "nah man we dont need studio monitors or mastering or whatever, let cutty hear it first!!"

JAH PROVIDES.

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Cutty:

You gonna hook me up with a dealer in brooklyn?

Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 12 August 2004 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Cuttysan,

i bought a t-shirt; do you mean the one with the cloud that said Built to Spill? That's the one I bought. Perfect from Now On came out in fall '97, I think, at least that's when I hfirst heard it.

Besty,

hstencily

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

dear hpants:

no, it was an ugly built to spill shirt with a picasso painting on it. i don't know what the painting is called but it is blue man playing guitar looking sad.

best regards,

cutty shark

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Dearest Cuttysan,

I think that's "Blue Guitar" or something and maybe it's at the Picasso Museum in Barcelona? I dunno, it was closed on Mondays, the only day I could check it out. This isn't really a question.

Bestest,

hstencilest

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Cuttyest,

Why do people keep clicking on the juicy gossip thread?

Best,

hstencil

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

dear h-nice:

people are drawn to gossip even though [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

dear cutty,

how was les halles?

yours in sisterhood,
lauren

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

That's the Kitchen Confidential spot, right?

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nylawyer.com/gifs/home/hd_nyl_logo.gif

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

DEAR LIL LAUREN:

i had potato & leek soup, salmon, and FRITES!!

it was delicious and free.

thanks for asking:

cudders

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

CUTTY,

IS THAT THE PLACE WITH THE CHEF WHO WROTE A FEW BOOKS INCLUDING KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL?!?!??!?!?!

Hi,
g!

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

WORST VEGAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ddb (ddb), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt,
Yo..how's life in the new pad? Are you still working? Pysched for school? ...



Also..did you sell Soul Caliber II? I got hooked on it in LA and would buy it if you didn't....





Peace,
MIKE

M!ke Gnardillio (ddb), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

AHHAHA

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

dear gygax!,

yes, it is.

all my love,
notcutty

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

He seems like a COQ but probably a pretty good chef!

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think i would pay money to see that movie (but dadrza will!)

do you like the idea of the high altitude challenge - even for road racing?

tehresa, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 06:29 (twelve years ago) link

a lot of PROs live in colorado just to get altitude training in

the alternative is to buy a $10,000+ altitude tent to sleep in in your bedroom!

cutty, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

i know m4551m0 through an old bandmate, whom dan also knows

cutty, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

huh

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

CUTTY, DO U EVER GET TIRED OF POSTING THE LINKS I SEND YOU?

ddb, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

someone's gotta post them

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

GOOD POINT.

CUTTY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT RIDING A MOUNTAIN BIKE IS LIKE?

ddb, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

i remember you falling off your bike and breaking your collarbone. so yes, i do!

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

actually, i remember CARRYING YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

this is a family website guys

max, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

HA, REDACTED!!

ddb, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

this is a family public website guys

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

a public family website

max, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

for literally everyone to enjoy, as a family

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

?4u: how did you unbonk the daed daed bird?

also hey dude, where do you buy your hammer/nutrition stuff? i usually raid this co-op by my house that has weekly sales but I'm thinking online might be even cheaper? buy localism guilt?

also:
heed vs. perpetuem
whey vs. recovery

ALSO:: flavor rex for the above would be great. fruit punch gels suck. raspberry is ok, espresso might be my fave.

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

i use heed most of the time during training rides, perpetuem i'll use in the final hour of a race

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

for gels i prefer clifshot strawberry to hammer vanilla. but those are my favorites.

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

heed = subtle berry
perpetuem = orange vanilla

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

i don't use hammer whey or recovery, i use bluebonnet whey protein isolate for my shakes

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

HEED DRINK IS DOPE

ALSO LIKE EFS AND POWERADE DRANK

CLIFFSHOT GELS AND DRINK SUCK....I BLAME CLIFFSHOT GEL FOR A MOST EPIC BONK I HAD ON SAT 18 MILES FROM HOME AND DROPPED BY FORMER ULTIMATE BRO, MATT CUDDLER....AND THEIR DRINK IS DISGUSTING

CLIFF MOJO BARS ARE DOPE

GU ENERGY GELZ ARE BEST IMHO...NEVER LET ME DOWN EVER

ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

do u buy products:
a) @lbs
b) local other
c) online
d) ?

im not huge on clif except for blox: i dig the cola flav (w/ caffeine).

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

MY BUDDY WORKS NEAR HERE IN NJ: http://www.campmor.com/outdoor/gear/SubCategory___40000000229_200378460

SUPER CHEAP.

NASHBAR IS GOOD TOO.

ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

CLIFF MOJO BARS ARE DOPE

lol those are gnar gnar

i try to buy wholesale shaster

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

DAWG...MOUNTAIN MIX MOJOS ARE HYPE!

SAVORY SWEET.

ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

if you're talking BARS, then LARABARS are the best

that's my word dog

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

LARABARS are so so so $$$, more than KIND bars even!

give me your wholesale hookup pls kthxbye.

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

plz u r the heir to the levis empire

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

NEXT RIDE...I WILL BRING U A MOUNTAIN MIX.

YR STOKE LEVEL WILL BE CRITICAL.

ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

lara bars to the max

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

SIKE, U DOODZ R ALL ABT LUNA BARZ!

NO HOMO.

ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

no just caek is

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

hi!

caek, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

ANYWAY.

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

CUTTY, THAT MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS RECORD YOU SENT ME, SOUNDS JUST LIKE LADY GAGA.

CUTTY, R U A FAN OF LADY GAGA?

ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

does not!

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

DOES TOO.

ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

go listen to joanna newsom!

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

WILL DO.

CUTTY, I NEED 5 NUMBERS BTW 1 - 56

ALSO, 1 NUMBER BTW 1 - 46

GO!!!

ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

math is hard, let's go biking!

caek, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

when does static rising go on tour

the descent of mayne (am0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

NEVER

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:55 (eleven years ago) link


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