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BUT YOU DISSED EVERYONE ELSE THAT WEARS POLOS. DO YOU SEE?

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

people just dont know

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

polos are crap generally but mostly I meant polos...with flipped collars. Everyone knew what I meant on the thread.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

o 'context', right

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

polo shirts make ANYONE look like an asshole. case closed.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I was basically talking specifically about these ppl:
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra05/ANP6B0427.JPG

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

my main objection, though, is to BUTTONS ON KNIT GARMENTS. pointless. ugly.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

eyes n hooks only huh

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.themediaman.com/30psd/amish.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.celluloid-haven.com/haven/witness/witness_04.jpg
NOT VERY PLAIN

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

polo shirts make ANYONE look like an asshole. case closed.

i'm ok with that

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i luv polo shirts.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

in fact some of my favorite people wear them all the time - my father, selzer, ddb and at least 3 others i can think of.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

there are really many factors that go into whether or not a polo is "assholish" or ok that aren't being addressed. I mean green polo upthread is pretty clearly an asshole, and that shirt definitely contributes to the "asshole" aura. I dunno how to define it, it's down entirely to the way the thing fits and the color scheme, I think.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES LEAVE ALLY ALONER - COMPARED TO HER, YOU ARE ALL METAPHORICALLY WEARING THOUSANDS OF UGLY POLO SHIRTS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wow! that gets me in the sternum.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

RIGHT IN THE CLEAVAGE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.infonexus.com/respek-knuckles.gif

I THINK WE'RE WINNING THE THREAD AND I'M CONSIDERING LOCKING IT FOR PRESERVATIVES

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/LB350240.jpg

l to r: ally, psmith

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.stairwell.com/doc/images/kingpin_poster.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean green polo upthread is pretty clearly an asshole, and that shirt definitely contributes to the "asshole" aura.

The glasses are way way worse than the polo (although the polo is not good, I am not save-a-fuckface-ing). Also the memory of the pic of him wearing ludicrous pants and humping a bannister flashes to the forefront every time I see him regardless of context, ergo BIG FUCKING ASSHOLE.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha I was disappointed he wasn't at Saint Ex with Tom Brady and the ugly douchebag the other day when we were hanging with Spencer. I think my head would've exploded.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

who is that guy anyway?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

a winner.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i wear/love polo shirts. fuck a t-shirt!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

THis is my favorite thread.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hi, felicity! say hi to tim, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Hpencil! TIm says right back at you. Is there a night we can drink since Saturday is out? We want to meet noize dudes.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

tonight and friday are jam-packed. maybe sunday, daddy's?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Find me an example of genuine Stylus self-promotion from the last six months, and I will PayPal you $10.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 28th, 2006.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bustedtees.com/images/collarup.23.gallery_normal.jpg

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

Is it too late, do you think? Is there still time to mount a campaign? Or at least a cute campaign manager?

-- luna (lunace...) (webmail)

Luna, we should run together!

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

lean times?

― ;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dan

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone HAS forgotten my "Dan Perry '08" login name!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Captain-Defensive-Pants

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

capt save a n00b

I'm locked out of the Noise board, Crazee, and when it's done for no fucking reason I don't find addressing it "vindictive."

You're unlocked and I'm adding you as an admin so you can unban yourself

-- roc u like a § (jon@...), October 18th, 2006 1:07 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

jon 'drew rosenhaus' williams

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Crazee

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20051107/owens_55400.jpg [CONTROVERSIAL CRAZY PERSON EDIT]

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/graph.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

mad accurate

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok no i can't let this happen. ffs ally, you'd be getting a washed-up back and two half-assed WRs for a starting qb, a goalline back, and one of top 5 WRs in the game.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), October 24th, 2006 5:16 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^ :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

also making charts about whether you care about somethin is kinda gay dude, in that amount of time taken you could've made a horrible rash decision for gear to save you from :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

god nevermind i was trying to make an ascii wang

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

elmo IS gay, lady

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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