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Lisa Turtle, Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano, A.C. Slater, or that weird chick from the random beach series?

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I....used to have a thing for Tiffany Amber Thiessen.

adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I was younger, though.

adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

The girl who wore the leather jacket ... Tori?

dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Girls in leather jackets.

adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Triplets, even.

dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link


hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 9 August 2004 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

That robot Screech had.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2004 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link


dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 9 August 2004 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I pick Lisa Turtle

Sonny A. (Keiko), Monday, 9 August 2004 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

The bell rung to leave class and Zack, as usual,

hurried as quickly as he could to leave the room. Just as he

got to the doorway, a hand stopped him from walking any farther.

"Where do you think you're going, Zack?" It was Mr.


"Uh... Right to detention, of course." Zack flashed

a "Zack Morris" smile at the principal and walked back to a

back-row seat.

Zack Morris was 18, and aching to get out of the

school. His cock was aching for release. He had been

studying for a final exam at Slater's house for the past few

nights. Slater was definately straight and wouldn't beleive

in jacking off with Zack. The preppie, as he was known around

High School, eased his fingers through his blond hair, aching

to get home.

Mr. Belding paced around the front of the classroom,

impatiently. Finally, he spoke to Zack.

"You know, tonight is my wife and my anniversary.

And... You don't mind if..."

"If you let me out of detention?" Zack finished for

him, smiling excitedly. Mr. Belding thought it over and

finally nodded. "Then, I'm outta here!" The blond preppie

grabbed his books and headed swiftly for the door. Mr.

Belding clasped his hand on Zack's shoulder just as he

approached the door.

"Thanks, kid. This means a lot." Zack couldn't stand

the sentimatality.

"Go home and have fun." Zack winked, leaving a

stunned Mr. Belding behind. He couldn't have been talking

about... Nah...

Before Zack could go home, he had to grab his sweaty

athletic cloths in the gym room. He loved to smell his own

sweat while jacking his cock. He rounded the corner, pushed

the door open, and almost ran into a naked Slater.

"What the hell... Preppie, I thought you were in

detention?" Slater stood, towel around his neck, sporting a

naked, tan, and hot body. At least, so Zack thought as his

cock began to push against his jeans.

"He wanted to go fuck his wife. It's their

anniversary." Slater nodded and began to laugh.

"When I'm as old as him, I'll be letting anyone off

work so I can work on the old woman back at home." Zack

laughed, patted his friend on the shoulder and began to walk

past him. Just then, Slater turned also, his cock brushing

Zack's hand as he passed. Not wanting to show that he felt

anything, Zack continued on. Slater flushed red, and walked

out towards the showers.

"See ya later, Preppie."

Zack watched the hot athletic stud's buns as he moved

down the hallway. How he would like to touch his cock sometime.

The blonde stud continued over to his locker, which

happenned to be next to Slater's. Inside, he could see a

jock-strap, sweaty from a hard work out. A sweaty shirt lay

next to the strap. Zack couldn't help but smell the aroma

coming from the items. He undid his lock and grabbed his

sweaty clothing and stuffed it in his bag. In the background

he heard the showers turn on, and the moans of Slater being

relaxed in the warm spray of water.

Just as Zack locked his locker, he looked again at

Slater's clothing. He thought, Boy, those would smell good if

I jacked off while getting a whiff of Slater.

With that thought, he grabbed the jock-strap and

shirt, and stuffed it in his gym bag. He would say goodbye to

Slater before he left.

Morris walked down the hall towards the showers, and

peered around the corner. There stood the muscular Slater in

a mist of warm steam, a hard cock in his hand. He didn't

notice Zack gazing in on his jacking off session, so he kept

stroaking his at least seven inch cock. Zack thought about

how hot it looked, to see his good friend playing with

himself. After a moment or more of watching, he back around

the corner and talked loudly.

"Slater? I'll see ya later, buddy!" He looked around

the corner, his eyes meeting with Slater's. Slater had his

hand around his cock, and was in mid-stroke. He quickly

turned away, hiding his cock from Zack's view. "Woah, sorry

to barge in on ya. Enjoy yourself." Zack winked at Slater,

and headed back out of the locker room, adjusting his hardon.

Immediatly after Zack arrived home to an empty house,

he ran upstairs, and unzipped his pants. Finally, the rest he

received. His cock still stood hard from his encounter with

Slater. Although he would have wanted more to happen between

the two, seeing Slater's hot cock gave him something to think

about while jacking.

With his left hand stroaking his seven incher, he

opened his gym bag with his right hand pulled out his

clothes. He only had a shirt, shorts, and underwear because

he wasn't on football, and thus he didn't need a jock-strap.

Zack Morris breathed in his sweaty scent from his gym

clothes. They smelled sweaty, yet clean. He felt dirty, and

so he wanted to smell something dirty. Zack reached in for

Slater's still damp shirt and jock-strap. As the aroma of

Slater filled Zack's room, the preppie began to pump his hard

cock even harder.

He stuck his nose deep into the armpits of Slater's

shirt, imagining the naked Slater, cock in hand, rubbing off

in the showers. How Zack wanted to be there, helping him. He

imagined running his fingers down Slater's hard chest to the

thickly matted patch of black pubic hair. After that, sliding

his palm up and down his friends cock.

Zack pumped his own dick even more furious. In his

mind he could see the whole episode happenning. Morris could

feel Slater wrapping strong and rough hands around the

preppie's cock, feeling it.

Soon enough, the preppie came close to cumming all

over his newly washed bedspread. He slowed his stroakes and

grabbed the jock-strap. Inside were a few black pubic hairs

from Slater's dick. It was somewhat soaked with sweat from a

tough football work out that Slater seemed to have enjoyed.

With the jock-strap pressed against his nose, Morris

smelled Slater and imagined his face being that close to the

football star's prick. It would be so wonderful, thought

Zack. He kept jacking with his left hand, feeling his cock

all over. Curious, he stuck his tongue out and licked the

jock strap. It tasted salty; not the taste of sweat though.

Odd enough, Zack thought of the times he had slurped his own

cum after jerking off. It was! Slater had came in his jock


After learning the news, Zack's hand moved furiously

up and down his shaft. He toyed momentarily with the head of

his cock, intensely touching the soft skin on the far side of

his dick. Zack Morris felt so good!

Laying back, he placed the sweaty jock strap on his

face, occasionally poking his tongue to taste the sweet and

bitter dried cum on it. His left hand was moving up and down

his shaft while his right hand played with his balls, moving

them around gently in his scrotum. Every now and then he

moved it up to his patch of blondish pubic hair, running his

fingers through the soft hair. He moved his hand up under his

shirt and toyed with his erect nipples. Then, they moved back

down to his balls, massaging them.

Just then, Slater opened the door to Zack's room,


"No one answered so I thought I'd--" Zack abruptly

sat up straight, the jock-strap falling off the bed right to

Slater's feet. Casually, he bent down, picked it up, and

tossed it in the corner. Zack was so stunned at Slater's

arrival that both hands still held on to his manhood.

"Slater, I didn't expect you to--"

"So that's where they went," said Slater pointing to

the jock-strap and shirt. "Do you need help continuing your

fun? I'd have wanted you to play with me in the showers, but

after you winked I called for you, but you were gone." Zack

smiled, and pulled on Slater's shirt, bringing him closer.

"If you'd like to have some fun, I'd love to."

Zack moved his body closer to the far end of the bed,

allowing Slater to lay down. Then, Zack moved his hands to

Slater's zipper, undid it and stuck his hand inside.

The afternoon was just beginning for the two boys,

thanks to Mr. Belding. As Zack kissed Slater's lips he

thought, "I guess sometimes it's good to be 'Saved by the

Bell', in this case, a horny principal named Mr. Belding."

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Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

...sorry I asked.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Mr. Belding was married?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG IAN (!!!)

dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

S0 N0T N0153!!!!

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link




nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link


nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

heineken, fuck that shit!

the one the only: frank booth (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link


cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

If you would so kindly ignore the heine and look a wee bit to the right you might find a pair of ts well worth cing on fagtog.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

TS: Natural vs. Silicon

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

leah remini talks like a dirty whore

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link


nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

she is a scientologist.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

would you like an engram test nick?

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link


cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

would you like an engram test nick?

If it involves the placement of c upon them ts, then yes I would.


nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

TS: DIURETICS vs DIANETICS on Leah Remini's Ts

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link


Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

no fucking way

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 May 2012 01:48 (eight years ago) link

god it's like all the disappointment of the last ten years of rem in one jpeg

balls, Friday, 11 May 2012 04:51 (eight years ago) link

Botox is just the worst.

C-L, Friday, 11 May 2012 04:57 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...


del griffith, Thursday, 6 April 2017 01:46 (three years ago) link

I was all about Tori

Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:13 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

bumping this extremely unchill thread for discussion of the news of the saved by the bell reboot, which sounds... ungood

Pull up a chair, kids. Now turn that bad boy around and pop a squat at The Max diner, because NBCUniversal's upcoming streaming service Peacock is rebooting "Saved By the Bell" — and Mario Lopez and Elizabeth Berkley will return as cast members.

Peacock's "Saved By the Bell" reboot hails from Universal Television, and will be written and executive produced by Tracey Wigfield. Peter Engel and Franco Bario will executive produce. Pretty good pedigree there, as Engel was an executive producer on "Saved By the Bell," as well as spinoffs "The College Years" and "The New Class." Bario produced on all three of those series.

Here is the new version's perfect logline:

When California governor Zack Morris gets into hot water for closing too many low-income high schools, he proposes they send the affected students to the highest performing schools in the state — including Bayside High. The influx of new students gives the over privileged Bayside kids a much needed and hilarious dose of reality.

Yeah, Zack's the friggin' governor.

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:31 (nine months ago) link

I would sign off on a Saved By the Bell reboot only if a) the cast are still playing high school students and b) it will be filmed in the year 2035.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:39 (nine months ago) link

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