passive aggression: confronting teh neighbors - c/d?

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"ok so.. the case of the mystery liquid I experienced tuesday morning @ 2:30am is solved. It's what I thought it was but didn't want to admit to... so it happened again about an hour ago... this time I was able to react faster.. I grabbed a glass bowl to collect it so it didn't fall on the couch (which had a wet spot growing)... I was fucking pissed off.. so when it finished dripping I took the glass bowl and went upstairs at 1:15am to knock on my neighbors door.. a woman answered.. she was naked.. she had large breasts.. they had just been having sex (the man).. I explained a liquid which happened to be yellow was leaking from the ceiling.. they invited jen & I in (still naked w/ towel) to look around the floor.. I don't think they believed us.. did I mention they were completely fucking trashed.. the guy couldn't even form a complete sentence.. he just kept repeating my name... oh.. so we lined up where the liquid would have falled from.. and voila!!! A HUGE PUDDLE OF DOG PISS!!!... sooooo she starts cleaning it up and apologizes.. we made them feel like shit for flooding our apt last year.. I was grossed out by the half naked dude.. and focused instead on her large breasts.. THEY WERE SHITFACED ON A WEDS NIGHT!!! THEIR DOG PISSED ON MY COUCH!!! ew now I need to launder it.. so .. I told them I wouldn't expect this to happen again... yeah.. I feel so much better now.. I knew you would care.. they are (rich) trash... and pieces of shit.. that is all.. YAY! I confronted my neighbors!!"

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

almost makes me want to go downstairs and ask mine to stop having conversations with his cats and leaving the garage door open!

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

who said this?

a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

my friend. this all happened last night.

i was staying at his place a few weeks ago, and the entire night there was this noise coming from the same upstairs apartment that sounded like heavy furniture being dragged across the floor. nonstop. all night and morning. these people are insane.

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

you are sure they have a dog yes?

kephm (kephm), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

my first thought was golden showers before he got to the puddle of "dog piss"

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

what kind of dog can piss through his ceiling? do they have paper floors?

The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link

there must be some gross architectural/plumbing errors in that building because he's had issues with fluid leakage for all two years he's lived there...

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

in my old apt. my kitchen sink was leaking into the loft below us, but I did not believe the dude when he kept calling me because he once tried to lock me in his apt to watch Videodrome with him and was telling me about the life he imagined us to have together and how I could still date other people and he wouldn't get jealous. But our sink was leaking and I felt bad. I am glad I moved.

h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

this has to be some kind of code violation...

"they have hardwood floors up above.. it's very old so there are cracks between the boards.. there are probably dips too.. so anyways.. it's very easy for liquid to fal; through the crack.. then it falls right onto our sheetrock.. there is no insulation inbetween.. there are tiny holes in the ceiling where the supports for the overhead sprinkler system are... if we didn't have the holes/ supports/ sprinkler system.. the piss probably just would have stayed on the sheetrock and stained it... gross"

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link

so tonight amanda and i were drinking beers on my porch and my neighbor comes home and we offer him a sparks and he stayed outside with us for a while. the whole time we were obnoxious and he didn't say a lot, and he poured out like half of his sparks. then, he went to go inside and told us we should knock on his door later to join him in a threesome.


i'm only 50% sure he was kidding.

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 26 June 2005 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Speaking of sparks, does anyone get this reaction when you tell someone about it: they think it sounds dumb???

SMELLY MY... (Thor), Sunday, 26 June 2005 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link

i just get weird looks of confusion, like they can't possibly imagine this strange beverage i'm describing

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 26 June 2005 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I got a hot indian lady drunk on nsparls

THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Sunday, 26 June 2005 06:30 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU GOT POCAHONTAS DRUNK

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 26 June 2005 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i came home to this letter in my door today:

"Hi guys,
With all this hot weather, i've been thinking about something really yummy.........GARBAGE!! i thought it might be a good idea if we all try to put our garbage in one can throughout the week so we can get rid of it every thursday. i have labeled each can, 1, 2, 3, 4 so we can try to use one can at a time instead of using more than one. for instance, let's use can #1 till it's full, then go to can #2, etc...after the garbage guys come on thursdays then we can go back to can #1 again. i hope this is ok. let me know what you think.

Bryan"

WHO FUCKING CARES?!

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

My neighbors have been having fires in the yard now that the weather is nice, and every time they do, the smoke drifts over to our house and hangs around it in this thick, choking cloud. Around 10-11 at night it suddenly smells like the worst part of fire season, and we have to run around closing windows, but of course by then it's too late to keep the smoke out. I realized the other day that the reason it's so bad is they're not burning seasoned wood, just random wet/green stuff they pick up around the neighborhood. I need to go ask them to please please burn real firewood, but I don't know them at all, so it's very anxiety-inducing.

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:58 (one month ago) link

Didn't realize this was a non-ilx board until I posted, btw - I just searched "neighbors."

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:58 (one month ago) link

I mean non-ile board. You get the idea.

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:59 (one month ago) link

Try scripting out what you want to say in advance if that helps. I usually always have to do that in situations like these or I stammer a lot and can't have a conducive conversation.

It's a completely fair request. That kind of burn smell is rancid

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:59 (one month ago) link

"we've noticed a lot of smoke at night, are you guys burning weeds or something?"

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:57 (one month ago) link

last part maybe too aggressive. "we've noticed a lot of smoke at night and wondering if you could do smaller fires"

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:58 (one month ago) link

or too passive-aggressive, as per thread title, lol

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:58 (one month ago) link

"wondering if you could burn less". ok i'm no good at this, lol. danny lavery would have a good script.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:01 (one month ago) link

"hey guys so I couldn't help but notice that it SMELLS LIKE SHIT WILL YOU KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF. thks"

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:40 (one month ago) link

"Sorry but I'm having trouble breathing. Could you make it so I'm having less trouble breathing?"

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:42 (one month ago) link

realized the other day that the reason it's so bad is they're not burning seasoned wood, just random wet/green stuff they pick up around the neighborhood

that sucks

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:42 (one month ago) link

just from memory of my days in problematic YMCA group the "Indian Guides"* as a kid, I remember burning random shit like leaves, paper plates, plastic, etc, and the scent is enough to make you throw up.

*how was this shit allowed to exist i mean how

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:45 (one month ago) link

luckily lumber is expensive enough that people won’t have many scraps to throw out because what if they were burning TREATED LUMBER

might be worth peeking to make sure and give them a fyi because burning pressure-treated lumber is just asking for death or at least arsenic poisoning

mh, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:23 (one month ago) link

We used to heat our house by wood stove in the winter as a sorta last-ditch thing after our oil furnace gave out. It became so annoying to our neighbors (after taking delivery of a cord of underseasoned wood!) that they came over to me and said "hey, we're having trouble breathing over here..." I was embarrassed, but it was enough to propel me into action on finding a different heat source.

peace, man, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:44 (one month ago) link

Wow it had never occurred to me that having a wood stove would be a hardship for one's neighbors. I mean...isn't that why chimneys have to be a certain height?? I quite like the smell of someone's fire in the cold air.

Anyway yeah a campfire on the ground is a different story. You should be able to as them to a) burn seasoned firewood, and b) possibly let you know a couple of days in and/or shoot you a text so you could close the windows? I mean, I'm a smoker who sits outside my building and I check people's windows and the wind direction before I pick a spot to light up.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:50 (one month ago) link


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