LOLZ @ LAWYERS

this is not a bright woman

http://www.10news.com/news/u-s-world/judge-holds-self-in-contempt-for-his-smartphone-judge-raymond-voets-cell-disrupted-hearing-041513

my friend who is a public defender just posted on facebook about a special narcotics prosecutor in court today with a huge split in the seam of his pants. lol at lawyers.

there is a super old prosecutor in my county who is constantly pulling out wedgies. that is when he stands up because he's too old and broken to stand up to talk to the judge. having cases with him is a dream though, he's constantly unprepared.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324743704578444422350608136.html?mod=wsj_share_tweet

http://i.imgur.com/qYkyMWH.png

brb, looking for more state hammers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c1K2JmMjv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62xreSr25uI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRYXLnbPDnE

included based on technicality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbovoGUKmaY

Amberley "The Easter Lily" Hammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseMw1q_xF4

no pressure, bro.

how weird would it be to walk into that guy's office and he still has the echo in his voice.

this was pretty great

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/782131-thatcher.html

i bet they like bacon a lot

http://marylandpotlawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/MPL_profile2.png

http://shockinglawyers.ytmnd.com/

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-10-21/news/ct-met-lawyers-social-media-20131021_1_social-media-injury-attorney-cases

http://i.imgur.com/bWAaCSk.jpg

For the past 30 years, Goldberg has paid extra so he can display his exotic cars — he also owns a Bentley and Lamborghini — parked diagonally across two spaces at the lot along the avenue, a busy thoroughfare on weekday mornings for criminal defendants and their families.

time to take it too far now/michael douglas out the car now

http://www.lawofficesofladyjustice.com/

would hire them.

ilxor: "I'd like to hire some of that!"

I went with another attorney before hiring lady justice. That attorney who I will not name took my money and didn’t do anything for me! Dana and Mona teamed up and helped me through a very tough time. Thank you. I hope you both the best.

Mina S.
Apple Valley, CA

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/22/fashion/Millenials-Millennials-Generation-Y.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

“I feel like their work ethic is a legitimate concern, even though it sounds like you’re a whiny old person complaining about the youth,” said Jared Neumark, 31, who produced the video for Official Comedy. “There’s this focus on enjoying your work, and that creates a huge problem because there needs to be a part of the population that has not-so-much-fun jobs, more labor-intensive jobs, or that are, like, lawyers.”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w

aside from the screaming, this seven minute, verbatim reenactment of the actual derailing of a deposition is sometimes how things go.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/06/fla_judge_accused_of_attacking.html

http://i.imgur.com/cwBoWhj.png

uggggh

stuart v. goldberg is actually just a wax dummy you can rent for your court appearance.

but seriously, if you want a little street cred, just get some CGI rappers to do the job for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEWHy6khZw

i got spam from these dickheadz

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/green-winick-notice-appear-court-malware.shtml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIk1zEiGwM

Soon as I saw this site I thought "must be in California"
http://edelson.com/

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/05/12/lawyers-with-lowest-pay-report-more-happiness/

I think Carl is going to disagree with this.

Oh, no, that makes sense. I don't think I'd be happier if I had a partner track associate job. I'd be happiest if my the pay/demands of my current job were in line with each other, either making what I make now and having the flexibility I was promised when I accepted the salary, or paid market rate for the work I do. That still wouldn't be associate-level pay but it also wouldn't be associate level work or hassle.

the scene from "silicon valley" where the dude has a drink with a failed designer/inventor and they figure out that if he had taken less venture capital he would've managed expectations and might still have his company is something i think about a lot lately

cross-posted from lolz thread:
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2015/07/28/mom-throws-dream-party-for-personal-injury-lawyer-obsessed-toddler/

I wonder how much of that is legit the kid's interest and how much is the parent. I have a coworker who says her three year old is obsessed with The Beatles so they got him tons of Beatles junk for his Beatles-themed 3rd birthday. Like, is he really that into the Beatles? I just find that hard to believe. But my kid's only 20 months so if we were going to have a party themed after interest it would be about blueberries, TV remotes, and digging through the trash can.

my dog is about to turn 14 and digging through the trash is still her #1 interest

Toddlers can wind up having strange obsessions. When I was 3 I was obsessed with Vice President bush because his motorcade went by our apartment frequently.

K went through a phase where I had to explain to her over and over again what a refrigerator does. She called it "tell me story about refrigerators"

what a refrigerator does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAubcIUr82I

^still one of the top twenty best live shows i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XWSBAe-1U&feature=youtu.be&t=1m09s

ff to 1m 09 s

that's why they call it jones day night and weekends lololol

MY BEST MEMORIES, ONCE ALL FIRSTLIFE MEMORIES WERE ERASED FROM MINDDRIVE, ARE THE ALL-NIGHTERS

clause 9.2, been there man

nothing gets the heart racing quite like memories of billable hours past

The twinkle in his eyes as he drops his guard a bit really pulls it through for me.