LOLZ @ LAWYERS

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just resigned from nyc job

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

where to, cutty?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i have been hired as ILX's lawyer on retainer

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

no really i will go into entertainment next month

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

wash that retainer off before you pop it in, god knows where it's been.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

xp take me with you

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

congrats to u

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

out of the law practice entirely, cutty?

in any event, congratulations.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

no i will be practicing the law of entertainment, music mostly

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

excellent

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

my first client:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0TqqVyeaw

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i still don't "get" the first post in this thread, it is too long to be lol

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry, i don't even have any lolz to post!

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

lawyers are so fucking boring

― randy e. bugler (jeff), Friday, January 22, 2010 3:18 AM

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i know :(

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

randy e. bugler

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

ned gray ubler, esq.

jeff, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Which is worse, smoking meth or sexually assaulting a child?

(wait for it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HptQM0IVwkE

http://tinyurl.com/yzdrfva (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

haha it's prob like his millionth drug case. not that it's ok but still

harbl, Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

prob shouldn't be recognized as the guy who spits on bailiffs either but still

http://tinyurl.com/yzdrfva (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw a guy tell the judge 'suck my cock you motherfucking bitch' and another guy say 'go suck a dick you're a faggot,' and many more. good times.

harbl, Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

don't often say this but angry handcuffed tweeker otm

iiiijjjj, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

tweaker truth bombs

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/lgl/1849465604.html

I recently graduated from law school and am licensed to practice in the state of wisconsin. i have taken classes in legal writing, trial skills, and have participated in moot court. I am also skills in computer programs such as: Westlaw, LexusNexus, Fastcase, Microsoft Word, Microsoft Office, and Excel. I have done two internship and have also worked as a law clerk. I am currently seeking a full time position or an entry level position.

del griffith, Monday, 19 July 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoa hey, just saw the Cutty resignation notice. Congrats. Striking out on your own?

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 July 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

naw i joined a small music law firm. bicoastal.

cutty, Monday, 19 July 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

sweet - did you search for that for a while or just kind of happen into it?

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 July 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ohhhh . . . i'm kind of jealous. congratulations, cutty.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

just happened into it vis a vis a friend i went to school with. took a pay cut (from already meager NYC attorney salary), less vacation, and more hours.

haven't regretted that decision yet!

cutty, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

we rep your DN hurting, just got signed to w4rn3r br0s

cutty, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

bicoastal

is breads of india still tite (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

hi adam

cutty, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, joining friends can be good. i left a very stable firm situation 10 years ago (a NYC firm, as it happens) to work with friends from college, and i've been here -- and happy -- ever since. i'm glad it's working out for you, too.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

They say everyone's naturally bicoastal, nothing to be ashamed of

Sensational Howard (admrl), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i've never been to california

cutty, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZeqvDknfU&feature=related

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ALmgArYW8Y

cutty, Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

look at this website a work of art

Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

if there's one thing i can't stand more than a well-educated jury . . .

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOajzfDQbKU&feature=player_embedded

"boys, let's make 'em pay."

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxZT_VdOaI&feature=player_embedded

car crashes = nice touch imo.

"get. what's. yours."

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lANJc_QIXU0&feature=player_embedded

haha!

"pay me, pay me, pay me -- now!"

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HM6ZMmZEVQ&feature=player_embedded

"barry glazer -- legal advocate for the injured, disabled, and urinated upon."

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QjnoW4d_Io&feature=player_embedded

depressing, actually.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlarMN5SCs4&feature=player_embedded

bullylawyer.com

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

lol lawyers.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I've seen that divorce lawyer one before! definitely depressing, but so classic

markers, Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.divorceez.com/

journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 Barry Glazer

Regular Stormy (Jenny), Sunday, 10 October 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

dying @ "urinated upon"

markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link


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