THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I WOKE UP TODAY WAS

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i have a drinking problem.

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 19 June 2005 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 19 June 2005 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I DRINK
I GET DRUNK
I FALL DOWN


NO PROBLEM!!!

Another Allnighter (sexyDancer), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link

first i thot: "holy shit i am hungover"

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i will never admit to this so-called "drinking problem"

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

DENIAL

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

AIN'T JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT, BRAH

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

that was the weirdest fucking dream i've ever had. i didn't think i drank that much and i swear i didn't take any pills last night... where did it come from!?

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

HAYYYYY.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

last nacht - shots 'n' guinness :-0

Amon (eman), Sunday, 19 June 2005 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I SLEPT WITH STRUNK AND WHITE LAST NIGHT

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 June 2005 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

style for miles

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 19 June 2005 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh, why did I think that getting that Harold's Chicken at 2 am was a good idea?

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 19 June 2005 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

the fish and pizza?

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 June 2005 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I've started to look at my greater indulgences when I was younger as maybe having been good in some ways. The idea that it's good to do things you want as long as you're not endangering yourself. At least you're not repressing something inside yourself. The health issue with substances is complicated. Repressing your desires is maybe not so healthy, for one thing! And a lot of substances that are abused actually have positive aspects to them, health-wise -- the old thing about a little alcohol being good or the herb effects of plant substances. I mean, there's a reason why you want them. Even using things decadently maybe has its place. The point is to not let any of them really get in the way of anything important or fuck your health up.

That said, I'm a dad and I don't want to mess with shit that's illegal.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 19 June 2005 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the fish and pizza?

aw hell no, just a half-white with hot sauce. Sure did taste good at the time...

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 19 June 2005 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck i miss alcohol.

woke up, went and got my old washing machine and brought back to our house (since the old landlord had taken away the the one here and the dryer).

jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 19 June 2005 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

current intestinal status: stable

Amon (eman), Monday, 20 June 2005 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

My hemmorhoids are in such revolt I'm thinking of calling in sick, limping home and hanging myself.

Another Allnighter (sexyDancer), Monday, 20 June 2005 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought, damn it, will j stop hitting mommy for crying out loud? ugh. my turn to get up early with him. oh look, higgly town heroes.

m.

msp (mspa), Monday, 20 June 2005 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

My hemmorhoids are in such revolt I'm thinking of calling in sick, limping home and hanging myself.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The two are becoming one.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

"Who is going to try to screw me over today?"

this is every day

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:26 (three weeks ago) link

great revive

chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:27 (three weeks ago) link

^always love that post, like there are fucking standards

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:31 (three weeks ago) link


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